Story: Curvy Sailor Moon

By this point any conversation that began "you won't believe this but," usually ended with Sailor Pluto believing it to some extent. She had seen shit that would turn your hair white. Yes, including that thing you got up to last Friday night you dirty minded...

Today though, it seemed like her allies were trying to make her believe something that was ridiculous even by her standards. Sure, she had gotten into enough time travel shenanigans for her entire lifetime. And she had seen some of the most ridiculous and dangerous monsters out there, even fought against some, and died against a few of them.

But this here, this took the cake.

“So.. let me get this right, you are saying the Princess friend has.. matured?” The Guardian of time rubbed her forehead with one hand, already feeling a headache coming.

"It's more than that," said the normally serious, wouldn't go along with this kind of malarky or tolerate it in others Sailor Neptune. "She's become so... Sexy that I had to actively pull myself away from motorboating her luscious titties."

"And if she'd started to do that, I'd have completely let her," Sailor Uranus nodded. "It wouldn't have even counted as cheating in my view. In fact I would have probably caved in and started kissing her legs in reverential worship a few seconds afterwards if we hadn't left when we had."

“I.. I see..” No, no she didn’t. Was this some kind of prank for the times she had acted cryptical when it came to details from the future? It wasn’t her fault! She had only scraps of foreknowledge from her future self, the future queen and Chibiusa to work with!

Perhaps Neptune had lost a bet and had to go along with this? Or perhaps both of them were under some kind of illusion from an enemy?

“Or maybe I drank too much tequila on that business party last night.”

"That's not a bad idea, I could do with a stiff drink," Sailor Uranus said. "It's the only way I'll be able to forget that luscious ass."

"Oh please dear, don't remind me," Sailor Neptune sighed and lay her hand upon her cheek. "Lest I forget myself in imagining myself playing those cheeks like a pair of bongos."

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“What?” As Pluto finally snapped out of her state of shock induced fugue, her tone was so utterly flat that one could probably use it as a cutting board.

"Ah, personally I'd have been content dripping honey on her butt and licking it off," Sailor Uranus said. "But playing 'em like bongos... That cunning mind of yours is why I love you."

Now the two of them were blushing and holding hands. While very obviously imagining some other super sexy girl. Plus took a deep and long breath, trying her best to calm down and suppress any developing urges to strangle these two. They could be innocent... perhaps under some kind of supernatural effect. Some kind of delusion?

“Can you please stop talking about the girl’s butt like it were some kind of delicacy?” Taking another deep breath, she pondered what to do. She wanted to get these two checked up, preferably have Usagi use one of her healing magics on them in case their minds had been jambled. But there were other things too.

“Alright, I will assume that you are speaking the truth.. So where did you leave the princess' friend? Did you just release her to the public like.. like you say she looked.” The Guardian of time refused to even repeat aloud what they had said, it would only encourage them.

"Of course not, we've not completely taken leave of our senses," Sailor Neptune said.

"That's right!" Sailor Uranus nodded. "We know what would happen if we left a supernaturally hot helpless babe wandering the streets by herself."

"That's why we left Sailor Saturn to take care of her."

Another deep breath, trying to stay calm. Violence would help no one, least of all her wish to return to a sense of normality. “So.. you left an impressionable young teenage girl alone with a girl that by your own words, ‘is so hot that it doesn’t count as cheating’? The same girl who also so happens to have the ability to destroy everything on earth if she ever decided to use her full power.” She waited for a few seconds to let that sink in. “Did I understand that right?”

Sailor Uranus had at least the decency to sheepishly rub the back of her head as she considered just how this could end..

“Eh.. I mean.. Hotaru is a responsible girl.. What is the worst that could happen?”

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You know something, Hotaru was really enjoying cutting loose. Throughout the years, she had been ostracized rather badly and due to that she had become rather quiet and withdrawn. Since befriending Chibiusa, she had become better, but she still had difficulty acting as cheerful and outgoing as so many of her friends.

But today? Today she was going to indulge, the Sailor Senshi of Destruction would have the time of her day!

"Huh," Naru said, staring out the window. "So, how exactly did we wind up on Saturn again?"

“Teleportation magic, it is quite useful.” Hotaru said, giving the outside a casual glance before returning to far more important things. Like her new friend’s chest and dérriere.

"Ah," Naru nodded her beautiful head. "And we, uh, are able to breathe in this castle on a planet with a mostly Hydrogen atmosphere is... also magic?"

“Well.. I am not actually sure.” The Senshi confessed, staring at Naru’s nipples as if they contained the greatest secret of mankind. “Could be magic, could be ancient super technology. Maybe it is even powered by my soul.” She shrugged, causing her own assets to bounce in a rather distracting manner.

“These powers and any stuff that comes along with them don’t really come with a user manual.”

“Okay.. so why did we come here?” It wasn’t like she didn’t want the chance to see what may as well be a once-in a lifetime thing. There were people who would sacrifice an arm or two if they could be in her place. But she was a bit confused about the exact reason for this sudden change of location.

“Oh, I just thought it would be better if we were somewhere where no one could accidentally walk in on us.”

"... Have I been kidnapped again?"

Sailor Saturn smiled at Naru. Her face rather than anything else on her perfect body. She lifted up her transformation pen, and changed out of her Sailor uniform into something a lot more comfortable. And slinky. A ballgown dress as black as night, which shimmered as if dotted with stars.

"Do you feel kidnapped?" Sailor Saturn asked.

“Well, no one has put me into tight fitting bondage and started cackling about their evil plan so far.” Even as she spoke, Naru stared at Saturn’s body and couldn’t help but appreciate her new look. That ballgown dress really fit her, though wasn’t the neckline a bit low?

“Hmm.. that is nice. Now, do you have anything you want to try first, or should I take the lead?”

So yeah, this was an entirely new experience for Naru. She was feeling a thrill like nothing before. Whatever had happened to her body had made her super sensitive, but the weird thing was that she was kind of getting into it. Like there was something in the back of her head whispering that she should go for it.

Then again, wasn't this whole thing kind of strange? She got grabbed by a monster again, saved by some of the Sailors, then whisked off to a palace on the planet Saturn and was presently making out with one of the heroes as if her life depended on it.

Wait, back up for that last bit. When had she started kissing this girl? Oh yeah, about ten minutes ago, she was just a little bit distracted at the time from thinking about how weird this situation was. It wasn’t every day that you ended up making out with an urban legend.

Though it was pretty weird. This didn't quite feel like a normal kiss. Well... she thought it didn't anyway. She was sadly lacking in experience when it came to such things. Still, there was definitely something going on here. A weird tingly feeling going on between their lips that she was sure was more like static electricity than anything else. It probably wasn't anything of consequence, and it did feel kind of nice...

Of course what neither girl had noticed was that Naru was, in essence, using her sex appeal to channel lust energy from Hotaru right into her body. Worth noting that sex magic is sort of like life energy, while the power of Sailor Saturn was death magic, usually writ large. The sort that ends with you, me and everyone else on the planet going bye bye.

Saturn's hands reached out and grabbed hold of Naru's breasts, causing more energy to spark out. Oh! But she was truly enjoying cutting loose!

A lot of the time, different types of magics can have interesting interactions with each other. Sometimes it is like fire and water, one beats the other. Other times they just don’t mix and refuse to interact at all. And then there are times when they lead to rather explosive effects.

Normally life magic was cancelled out by death magic and vice versa. A sort of double weakness where the stronger one just won period. Here though, a certain person’s interference added lust energy to the mix, which sort of.. reversed that process.

We're quite sure this won't cause any problems whatsoever. No sir, no ma'am, this won't have the slightest unpredicted side effect in the least.

1. Meanwhile, back with Usagi
2. Sailor Pluto cannot even deal
3. Back at the arcade...
4. Pervosa plots and schemes
5. Continue with Saturn and sexy Naru
6. Something else