Atsuko banged on the door to Akihito and Shampoo's new home while the urge to let out a pathetic 'let me in' whimper was thoroughly and mercilessly <i>squashed</i>. Her fingers kept flexing as though making to scratch at the wood with her meagre fingernails. Desperation and panic did not suit this young business oriented woman. Show either of these in the marketplace and you'd get eaten alive. Still, she wasn't in the marketplace right now so this seemed like as good a time as any to -
"Yes?" Shampoo asked. Opening up the door. While there were kittens on each of her shoulders. The girl's eyes were also twitching and bloodshot. "Oh, it's mmmyew."
"It's getting to you as well, huh?" Atsuko asked. "Just purrrrfect."
Shampoo let out a weary sigh and stepped to the side. Atsuko came inside and... immediately regretted it. The hair on the back of her neck was standing on end, and for good reason. She'd entered the domain of another cat - ah, that is to say there were cats <i>everywhere</i>.
There were spectral felines strutting about like they owned the place. Kitties curled up and sleeping on every surface. Some were rolling around on the floor. Others were content to ignore the rules of gravity and rub themselves up against the ceiling. Suddenly a tongue licked the back of Atsuko's leg and she nearly hit the ceiling herself.
"They're not mean, they seem to be friendly," Shampoo said. "But maybe cause people act like cat. Husband begin to act like horny tomcat when Shampoo find him."
"I feel like this explains what's been going on tonight, but at the same time it raises still further questions," Atsuko said, managing to retain some of herself. Alright. She straightened her posture and took a deep breath. "Where is that husband of yours anyway."
"Nyaaaa!"
Shampoo let out a weary sigh which the kittens on her shoulder seemed to take as a sign to lick her cheeks. Then Shampoo reached into... somewhere and pulled out a large tray, which she held out just in time to smack Akihito - who had pounced in from somewhere Atsuko couldn't see from - right in his big dumb head.
"Shampoo no mind love and affection from husband, but prefer husband act like human."
"I don't know, Ukyo seemed pretty into it when Isamu grabbed her..." Atsuko mumbled. Which was probably a bad thing to say, as she felt this deep and sudden <i>oomph</i> right in her libido. From the way Shampoo had reacted it had hit her pretty hard as well. "Any idea where the cats came from?"
"No. Shampoo too busy fending off horny husband and try to get rid of pussy."
Atsuko couldn't help herself. "Welcome to married life."
"Nyaaaa!" Akihito roared again. This time he shredded the tray clean in half and pinned Shampoo to the floor. "Purrrrrr!"
Atsuko moved to kick him away before things got messy, but Shampoo was already a step ahead of him. She tossed what looked like a catnip toy over in the corner. Cue that corner getting swarmed by ghost cats plus one cat controlled husband.
"I see what you mean..." Atsuko said. "Very well then. How about if I investigate while you keep me safe? This way we might be able to find out -"
Both girls immediately dropped to their knees at the same time. Wide eyed and heavy breathing, both of them fell flush. Shampoo fanned herself down while Atsuko adjusted her collar.
"You felt that too?" Atsuko asked, squirming. "Nnng... Well, this is quite frustrating. It was bad enough when Isamu was giving Ukyo a rough dicking, but now one of the others is getting in on the act as well."
"Ah... Is this why husband's siblings are always complaining whenever we show our love for each other?" Shampoo asked between deep sucking breaths of air. "Oooh... It feels nice, but is not the right time. H-Hurry up and find out what cause ghost kitty so Shampoo can get laid. Quick!"
Not exactly the best sell that Atsuko had ever heard, but alright. If it meant that she could get back to Isamu without having to worry about losing her humanity, then she'd get right to it. Pronto. So Atsuko got up to her full height and began to poke around the room, strutting around on all fours.
Without either girl noticing that this kind of body language was, to say the least, a little bit on the peculiar side.
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It was easy to see Tatewaki Kuno as a pervert, but the idea hardly registered in his mind. While it was true that he had an appreciation for the female form, and his behaviour might register as a little... creepy to girls that he was attracted to, it was much more their spirit and the fire of their soul that drew his attention rather than a pretty face or heaving bosom.
"Ah, Ranko dearest... Not in public!"
Nonetheless he had to admit that such things were definitely an added bonus. He had found a clear blend of both in his new live-in girlfriend, Ranko Saotome. She was gorgeous, full of fire and life, a talented martial artist and irresistibly charming.
She was also purring like a kitten, shredding his trousers and underwear, and attempting to have intercourse with him out in the middle of a public street. Do note that the word 'attempting' in the previous sentence could very easily be accompanied by 'and well on the way to succeeding'.
"Myew!" Ranko mewled affectionately. "Purrr!"
"Ah, now my beloved!" Kuno protested. "You are not yourself at this moment in time. Let us find the cause of your ailment and - Oh my goodness, I had no idea your tongue could do that."
He suddenly looked around as, for once in his life, common sense bashed its way inside. Doing this out in public could easily get them both arrested. The shame of it! He looked around frantically, then bundled her up in his arms. She nuzzled into his neck and rubbed her cheek against his and, you know right about now he was pretty much over the surreality of the situation and would be perfectly happy getting laid.
Besides which part of him was pretty sure that in this state of mind Ranko would be into some truly freaky shit. As in, the kind of shit he couldn't even imagine. All he had to do was find a decent place for them to get a little privacy. Then the fun could truly begin!
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Goodness but it was a good thing that she didn't have any allergies. Though Atsuko did have to ponder whether or not spectral feline could even produce the allergen to trigger such a reaction in the first place. No matter, she should really try to focus on...
Heat hit her loins like a forest fire, and she mewled in spite of herself. Actually that topic on cat allergies seemed like a suitable distraction from how horny she was feeling while investigating the source of these cats! Well, there didn't seem to be any cat hair anywhere around, so that probably meant these things were rather less of a hassle than actual cats.
While she was thinking these distracting thoughts, Atsuko failed to notice that she was padding around on all fours and rubbing her scent on the furniture. If she had then maybe she'd have sped things up a little bit and tried to focus on the task at hand rather than trying to distract herself by how much her body was insisting that she receive a deep, rough dicking from her well-hung mate.
It was insisting quite a lot, incidentally.
"Purrr... It's no use!" Atsuko hissed. "There's no sign of anything strange at all! What did I even expect to find, the two of you must have already looked this place over quite intensely before making the purrrrchase."
"Actually, husband and Shampoo mainly look at each other while being shown around," Shampoo said from atop her position, pinning said husband down to the floor. Oh dear. It looked like her body was also being extremely insistent, and she was less growing inclined to ignore it by the second. She was leaning down to rub her cheek up against his, the two of them purring contentedly. "Not really take too close a look at place."
Hearing such a thing made a woman of Atsuko's disposition completely and totally forget the whole 'horny cat' thing, getting her to stand bolt upright, pale as a sheet and towering over the soon to be mating couple. "You didn't scour the building from head to toe searching for problems?!" she yelled. "You're asking for them to scam you with that kind of attitude! Who knows how much less you could have negotiated for! Never mind this phantom cat infestation, you might have had a serial killer in the attic!"
"Ooh, there serial killer in attic?" Shampoo asked, suddenly sounding very interested. "Would be fun to play with for a while. Fun watch husband kick their ass."
"Missing. The. Point!" Atsuko said, then wobbled as she felt the aftershocks of Isamu discovering a sensitive spot on Ukyo's body spreading across their bizarre psychic connection. She fell right on her butt, a couple of cats sensing the danger and scarpering. Atsuko squirmed and tried to shake it off -
Then felt a loose panel behind her back.
"You see, this is what I'm talking about right here," Atsuko grunted. She turned around and slid the panel away. "Who knows how much heat this could wind up letting out in the winter? You might need to put all sorts of padding inside of this cubby hole. Not to mention there might be anything living in here..."
She trailed off for a moment.
"Or there could be a statue of a cat made of solid freaking gold in here!"
- Needless to say, but her tone of voice was a little bit different for that last sentence.
- Time to get rid of the golden statue. Does that sort out the cats?
- All of a sudden a certain annoying ghost cat arrives to lay claim to the statue.
- Atsuko can't quite bring herself to dispose of the statue. It's solid gold!
- Something else
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