It's worth noting that Happosai is a dangerous old man. Perversion aside he's extremely strong, extremely fast and extremely knowledgeable of martial arts abilities. None of what's been mentioned so far is the biggest reason he's dangerous, though.
His greatest skill was his inventiveness and adaptability. Where other master martial artists had built upon existing foundations, he had stolen, invented, and put together techniques to form his very own school of martial arts. Happosai was willing and capable of using anything and everything to his advantage, regardless of whether it belonged to him or someone else.
Case in point: One of his pursuers was a teleporter who had a good amount of experience in dealing with people who had unexpected abilities. Said teleporter suddenly appeared with a hand on top of his head. But then found herself being flung right into a certain scientific railgun.
"Onee sama! Thank you for catching me!"
"Kuroko! Cut that out!"
Ah, these two kind of remembered him of his favorite student and fiancée. Well, at least one of them had the whole <i>‘I totally don’t like you’</i> act down put. The other one was far more honest. Ah, it warmed the heart of this poor old man.
Though not nearly as much as the busty bikini babes washing that car over there! Hotcha!
... Or not! Happosai shot out a small energy blast that quickly pushed him away from that rather blatant illusion. "Nice try!" he called out, pulling down his eyelid to taunt the girl that tried to trick him. "An old man like me has seen through nicer illusions than that in the past! Hehehe!"
“Ah, stop running away you old pervert. Then we can go back and I can finally start seducing that guy and make him into a protector of England. Oh yes, he will push me down and do this and that and then he won’t be able to run away anymore.”
Happosai wiped a tear from his eye upon hearing that. Oh! To hear that coming from a young lady, it filled his heart with such joy and hope for tomorrow.
Ah but then something else wonderful happened. That nun with the large breasts bouncing after him. That girl from earlier raised one hand with an object that remembered him of a hand made of blades that was fitted to a metal stick. As she raised it and pointed it towards the aforementioned nun, a sudden invisible force seemed to take hold of her robe, slipping it free and holding it open in spite of the girl's protests. Ah! What a wonderful bounty! He could barely resist... those wonderful breasts! Bouncing boobies!
"Eeek! Don’t use a magic based on the norse god of thunder for something like this!” Index raised her hands to cover her giant jiggling titties, but their sheer size made it a rather pointless attempt.
"I don't know, he might be into that sort of thing..." Happosai sang while drinking in the sight. "Hotcha!"
Cue him getting zapped by the aforementioned railgun, and his clothes pinned down by pegs. Hah! As if a little something like that would even slow him down!
"Wait, that should've put him out like a light!" little miss electricity complained. "How tough is this guy?!"
"He must be at least a Level 4. Maybe he's using some form of technology we can't see?" the teleporter suggested.
Ah... He was enjoying this. Alas, Happosai knew that the chase couldn't last forever. These girls were interfering in his sacred mission of turning everyone into horny, sexually irresistible idiots addicted to each other's bodily fluids. A most important - some may even say holy - duty that couldn’t be delayed, lest someone found a way to stop his wonderful technique. Truly, a dreadful thought.
“Hey lightning girl, just shoot the pervert with your full power. I have better things to do with this sexy body than hunt after an old dwarf.” Lessar called out while Index was trying to close her robe again. Poor girl had lost quite a few safety pins with that last stunt.
Yeah, he was going to have to bring this to a close sometime soonish.
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The entranceway to a sex shop is a battlefield. On one side, your need to enter the store. On the other, your pride. So it was for a young man who would remain nameless as he paced around in front, trying to work up the courage to go inside. There was a cute clerk at the counter, you see. Which made things so, so much worse. He had made a bet with his friends you must understand: “You buy the most embarrassing toy you can find.” In exchange, they had promised him that they would do anything he wanted. It was a ridiculous prize, but one that was worth it.
"Might as well get this over with," he said to himself. "It can't be any worse than I'm imagining it will be..."
Oh how foolish it is to taunt Murphy so.
"What a haul, what a haul!"
Cue a perverted little dwarf skipping on by, followed by a gaggle of busty girls, so busty that it kind of defied belief. Did he mention that one of them had an open top and was trying to futilely close it?
On the plus side he was inside. On the other hand he was sporting an erection that could pierce solid steel. He took a deep breath, trying to calm down. He had rushed inside at the ridiculous sight, but now he was safe.
Naturally, it was at this exact moment that the door was ripped open and the dwarf jumped on his head and hopped into the store. A moment later the gaggle of ridiculously busty girls raced after him, slamming into this poor young man with the force of a thousand tits.
Yeah, he was just gonna sit here and stare at the floor for a while. And try really hard to not think about how much he suddenly felt a craving for milk. Thick, creamy warm milk. On tap.
"He's hiding in here somewhere!" a girl with short brown yelled. "I'll stay by the door! The rest of you search him out!"
And now three cute girls were searching around the store while that huffy brunette stood in the doorway with her arms crossed and electricity sparking out all around her. Okay. Just stay calm. All he had to do was sit here and keep his erection hidden while pointedly not sucking on their nipples for the yummy treat that lies inside.
"Huh?" asked a girl in a nun's habit. An open nun's habit, mark you. "Oh hey, what does this thing do? Ah! It's shaking! Sorry mister cylinder, I didn't mean to frighten you! Please calm down!"
“Ah.. excuse me, are you here to buy anything?” The cute store clerk blinked in confusion, her heart shaped face turning from one busty girl to the next. “If you need explanations on how to use the merchandise, I can help you.”
"Oh no, I'm quite sure that my beloved onee sama would be more than happy to show me how this works," said the girl with darker red hair in twin tails. She held up what looked like a glove with a dildo attached to the end of it. The dildo then began to, uh... grow and shrink with a great amount of speed. While making a squishy noise that would probably haunt his nightmares. "Isn't that right, onee sama?"
"Kuroko! Focus on finding that dirty old man!" the girl at the entrance yelled. Ooh that was a lot of electricity flaring up just now!
"Ooh, crotchless panties!" the last of the girls said, licking her lips. "I bet Touma would li~ike that!"
"N-No way! He's not into that kind of thing! I think... I bet he isn't... it's really not his kind of... I mean..."
“Oh, so let’s test it. I wear them, you wear something else, the winner is the one who can seduce him first.”
"Onee sama! You should try out these crotchless panties!"
"Wah! Short hair, help me calm down mister vibrator! He's getting more and more upset the more I play with him!"
Cue all four girls falling in a heap and the old man that led them here skipping on out the front door. Happy as a pig in muck. "Always a pleasure, I'll be sure to visit your store again in the near future!"
"Um... Thank you for your continued patronage, Mister Happosai?" the clerk said. Then she leaned over him. "Sir, I wouldn't normally do this, but for some reason looking at those breasts has made me so wet that I am going to have to have sex with you. Any objections?"
"No ma'am!"
Meanwhile at the front of the store Happosai was all ready to skip and frolic off, pondering what sort of wonders he would bring into the world next. When all of a sudden -
"Gotcha!"
He was picked up by an irate looking Ranma Saotome by the scruff of the neck, then promptly stuffed into the bare chest of one Ukyo Kuonji. A truly devious trap from which there was no escape.
"Smart thinking, Ranchan!" Ukyo said. "Now we got him, we can work out what the fuck he's been up to!"
"Well, I do have my moments," Ranma humble bragged while casually inspecting his fingernails. "There's no escape, old man! We know full well how irresistable those breasts are, so a pervert like you isn't getting away any time soon!"
"Huh? Did you say something?" Happosai asked. "Right now, all men are invisible and silent to me." He nuzzled into Ukyo's boob as if it was a pillow. "Bliss... Paradise... Ahhh..."
- Ranma and Ukyo interrogate Happosai to get some exposition out of him.
- Back to Nabiki dealing with competent Tearju.
- Akane and Ryoga try to deal with the horny Sister.
- Konatsu has his own problems to deal with.
- Yami and Shampoo continue their detective work.
- Something else
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