Story: Ranma Meme: Shuffle

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Depression was a bit of a natural state of being for Ryoga Hibiki for one reason or another. Right now, it was the realisation that he was not hung that was getting him down. Look at him. More crucially, look at them! His hated rival Ranma Saotome. He was definitely hung. His dick was just the right size to satisfy a woman. A woman like Nabiki Tendo. And it was perfectly right for them to be fucking like that.

Wait. Make that the way they <b>were</b> fucking. The two of them appeared to be finished for the time being. Nabiki sort of stretched out giving him an unrestricted look at her naked breasts, a sight that would have probably sent his nose bleeding right about now. But not this time. This time there was far too much blood being used to keep him erect while his hands worked their way along his dick. He was so big he needed to use both to have any kind of effect. Curse his luck.

“Knock knock!” a voice said from the doorway, a voice that sent hope back into his heart. “I hope I’m not disturbing anything?”

“Nah,” Ranma said gesturing for her to enter the room. “How’ve you been, Akari? How goes the world of pig farming?”

Normally, the sight of his girlfriend staring at his arch rival’s dick would’ve sent Ryoga into a blind rage. But, his thought process wasn’t quite its normal self at the moment. Instead all he was thinking of was how much happier Akari would be with someone who was hung. Someone like Ranma. Yeah. He’d keep her happy in a way Ryoga never could.

“Oh, Ryoga! I’m so glad you’re looking after your boar! Keep up the good work,” Akari said, standing right next to Ranma as she said it. Therefore she was right. “You should go and show Akane and Kasumi what I mean, so they can look after Ranma’s piggy!”

With a slow nod of his head, Ryoga stumbled to his feet and staggered off into the main building, still jerking off with both hands. He hadn’t been told to stop, and in fact Akari had encouraged him to continue. So that’s exactly what he did. Now. Let’s see. Where would Akane and Kasumi be right about now... The kitchen? Was that to the left, to the right, straight forward or behind him?

“Sorry, sweetie I forgot...” Akari said. “That was really thoughtless of me! Let me just lead your boar over to the kitchen.”

And she did just that, grabbing hold of the end of his dick with her soft feminine hand. It was a miracle he didn’t cum all over the floor where he walked, but on the bright side he did arrive at his destination in record time, and in point of fact Akane and Kasumi were sitting at a table in slack jawed silence staring at him.

“Don’t go anywhere without me,” Akari said, giving Ryoga a peck on the cheek. “I’ll be right back after I’ve washed Ranma’s piggy! Okay?”

“What a strange girl,” Kasumi said, still staring at Ryoga. Specifically at his giant, oversized not hung dick. Akane just sort of nodded her head and licked her lips. “You know, Ryoga… For all the times you’ve paid us a visit, I don’t think I’ve ever taken the time to get to know you.”

“Hm, yes,” Akane continued nodding her head. “You’ve always hung out with Ranma and me, but I never would have guessed you had such large equipment.”

Ryoga sighed and looked down at himself. “Yeah, this is a new development,” he said. “Kind of makes it difficult to walk with this monster down there. Kind of wish it wasn’t there, you know?”

“Oh, Ryoga,” Kasumi cooed, taking his arm and resting her head against his shoulder. “Things must be so hard for you.”

“That’s right,” Akane said, embracing his other arm. Ryoga looked between the two sisters, making their own attempts to comfort him and sighed wearily. They were obviously just feeling sorry for him. That’s all. “I bet Ranma must be so jealous of you. Come on, why don’t you let me help you feel better. Hm?”

At which point both girls trailed a hand down towards his monstrous burden and began to gingerly stroke along its massive length. Ryoga was left speechless, bouncing his vision back and forth between the two of them uncertain of just what to say. He could ask them to stop this, stop taking pity on him and be honest with him… But there was something in their eyes. A peculiar glint that made him hesitate. He sniffed and allowed tears of joy to stream down his face as the girls began to increase the pace a little while pressing their bodies closer against his.

“You two,” he sniffed and smiled. “You really do care, don’t you?”

“Oh, Ryoga,” Akane sighed. “You should just forget all about Ranma and let us take care of you. Okay?”
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Nabiki stared at the door that Akari had just disappeared out of with a frightened sounding eep, then turned her attention back towards Ranma. “I’ve not had much of a chance to talk to her so far,” Nabiki said. “Is she usually so flighty?”

“Akari’s a sweet girl,” Ranma said, leaning against the training hall wall. “A little bit pig obsessed, but otherwise nice enough.”
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“Pig obsessed… How, exactly?” Nabiki said warily.

“Sorry about that!” the topic of conversation said, hurrying back in through the door. “I just realised I’d sent Ryoga away somewhere else without directions. I was able to catch him before he got lost, and led him to the right place. Now, Ranma! I understand you’ve not been taking care of your pig properly?”

“My… pig?” Ranma said, feeling just a little bit confused all of a sudden. “What do you mean my pig?”

In a few quick, purposeful strides, Akari crossed the training hall and gingerly stroked Ranma’s dick in much the same manner one might, say, a pet.

“Why, this cutey right here!” Akari said. “Aw! I’m sorry, little piggy, did I wake you up?”

Nabiki suddenly covered her mouth to stifle a rising storm of laughter building up within her, while Ranma boggled at the sight of Akari talking to and cooing at his manhood. Which seemed to be enjoying the attention quite a bit, come to think.

“That’s right, there’s nothing to be afraid of,” Akari said, gently kissing the head of Ranma’s now once again erect member. “I’m here to take good care of you from now on! We’ll start with a bath!”

“Better make it a warm one,” Nabiki said, barely restraining her amusement. “That particular piggy might just well vanish if it’s too cold.”