Story: Ran's Craving

Checking in on Ataru Moroboshi, one would expect him to be ecstatic. He had managed to score with no less than two hot chicks recently, both of them sucking his perverted cock like it was a brand new drug of choice. In the aftermath he could reflect on them a bit better: Both were similar in their style of cocksucking he decided. Rough and tough but with an added layer of cuteness and sweetness layered on top. That wasn't to say they were exactly the same! No, no. There was definitely something different between them, but he simply couldn't think of what that something was.

Still, on the bright side Ran had promised him that more girls would be lining up for a taste of his dick. If he was lucky then who knows? He might become a blowjob connoisseur before long. He could hardly wait. Trouble was - well, there were two problems really. The first was...

"Darling! It's just the two of us tonight!"

That was the first problem. Lum. She'd been on him like gum on his shoe all week long, not giving him an inch of breathing space. Look at her right now, lingering in the kitchen wearing a really cute apron. God she'd look cute on her knees between his legs - If it weren't for those teeth! On the other hand her horns would give him something to grip onto and -

Guh! Stop imagining blowjobs from Lum! It'd all end in tears. Knowing her she'd probably try actually blowing into him and who knows how <i>that</i> would turn out!

Believe it or not the occasional fantasy of Lum gobbling his dick was not his second problem. The second problem was something else tickling at the back of his mind. It was weird. Completely alien to him. Which should say something considering he'd been living with an alien for - what, half a year now?

"Ah, Lum? It's okay you don't need to cook!" he called out in alarm.

"Don't worry Darling! Mother told me that this was your favourite meal." She mimed rolling up her sleeves, though her bikini distinctly lacked them. "I'll make sure that you enjoy this one. You'll see that I can cook just fine!"

Looking at her working so hard for his sake while he was trying to figure out a way to sneak out for a little action with Ran, Shinobu or both made that feeling come back even stronger. He'd heard of it before. Other people talked about it on occasion, but it always sounded like a fairy tale. A myth made up by parents to scare their children into behaving themselves. What was it called again?

"I've been practising really hard while you've been asleep," Lum said, turning around to smile at him. "I'll make sure you understand why I'll make you a perfect wife, Darling!"

Guilt! That was it. Gosh, this was guilt? It was awful! Why did anyone put up with it? It made him feel dirty inside, and not in the good way. Ataru's shoulders slumped. At a time like this he should be out girl chasing, but every time he stepped up towards the door the guilt would spike and he'd slump off to sit down and stare at the ceiling. Lum was working so hard, and this time it actually did smell really nice. The doorbell rang, and Ataru rose to his feet to go answer it. Maybe if he played his cards right he might score a little action anyway? Yeah. Maybe that was the answer -

"Lum!" said the unwelcome towering bear/tiger/cow standing in the doorway. Ataru quickly shut the door and braced himself against it. This was, of course, to no avail whatsoever but please let him pretend for just a second before he had to deal with the monumental idiot called - "Lum!"

"Darling, who was it?"

"Lum!"

"No silly, I'm in the kitchen."

The door burst open, sending Ataru rolling over until he landed upside down on the stairs. Rei rushed right on by, quickly followed by a certain pink haired beauty, then finally a certain ex-girlfriend meekly slipped inside the house and stared down at Ataru.

"Are you alright?" she asked.

"Been better!" Ataru said. Given his resilience something like this didn't phase him so much. What did was his growling stomach and the vision he had of what was going to happen in the kitchen within about three... two... one...

"Rei, no! That's Darling's food!" Lum’s cry was a mix of anger and despair, the usual things she felt when Rei was around. Oh. That was interesting. The guilt had transitioned into blind fury. That was also a new experience for him. Was he pissed off at Lum's cry of distress or the fact that his dinner was stolen by the walking bottomless pit that was Rei? Ataru balled his fists while still lying upside down on the stairs. Both. Probably a bit of both.

"Well, sounds like Lum's going to be busy for a few minutes," Shinobu idly observed. She twiddled her thumbs, looked down at Ataru and asked him, all innocence and smiles "Where are your parents?"

"Gone for the night," Ataru answered. Then Shinobu moved like lightning. Before Ataru even knew what was going on she had a hold of his shaft and was licking it like a candy cane. It was like, how had she even had the time to unzip his pants? One moment she was standing over him and the next she was trying to suck out his fluids like his dick was a straw. Wait a minute! “W-we’re still in the entryway!”

"Don't care. I need more sausage in my life." Shinobu’s muffled voice said.

Hard to argue with that. Though that had more to do with the fact that forming a coherent sentence is kind of difficult when pretty girl mouth on dick. Nice feel. Nice. Super nice. Add tongue. Nice. He upside down on stairs. Ataru's hands reached around to get a nice squeeze of Shinobu's ass. She squealed a bit, which sent funny feeling vibrations down his shaft. So he squeezed again. It felt good. Really good.

Too good. He couldn't hold back a moment longer and came right down her throat. Not that Shinobu seemed to mind. Heck, she didn't even choke or gag on it or anything, which was amazing given how much there was. For a moment there he was starting to worry that he wouldn't stop, but eventually it did and Shinobu didn't spill a single solitary drop of it. She was even careful enough to lick his head clean. She pulled her mouth away with a plop that sounded every bit as satisfying as it felt. Ooh boy, that guilt was trying to hit him again but his libido had become an impenetrable wall again!

"Oooh, Ran is so sorry about Rei!"

"Why did you even bring him over here? Don't you normally get jealous or suspicious that I might try something with this total idiot?!"

Ah, never mind. Not so impenetrable as he thought. Damn. Right in the next room. He felt like sewer scum. No, even lower than that. He felt like the rat droppings of a rat who lived in the sewers. He hurriedly tucked li'l Ataru away, ignored the disappointed sigh from Shinobu and worked as hard as he could to properly right himself.

"I feel funny..." Shinobu slowly mumbled.

"Well, you'll have to wait a while!" Ataru said, patting her on the head. "I've gotta check what's happening in the kitchen. You can have more sausage later on if we find the time."

"It's not sausage I want." Shinobu's eyes glazed over and her thumb began tracing circles around her lips. "I want something softer."

Right. Okay then. Shinobu seemed to need some time to think things through. And nobody had ever accused Ataru of being able to think things through so it would be for the best if he left her be for the time being. Checked in on the kitchen to scope out the damage and determine precisely how much his parents were going to brutally murder him.

The good news: Rei was in his 'handsome' humanoid form. This was good news purely because he was taking up less space, and the only girl in the room who would fall for his charm was Ran. Who would be under it anyway no matter the form.

"I didn't bring him here!" Ran was in the middle of protesting. Her eyes flicked over to Ataru on noticing him in the kitchen, and she wet her lips instinctively. "He ran off on his own. Lured here by your cooking! You seductive witch!"

“That food was for Darling!” Lum looked ready to tear her hair out, and there were tears in the corners of her eyes. “I worked so hard to make something safe for him to eat! Darling is disappointed too, aren't you Darling?”

His stomach answered for him with a big hungry sounding growl. Great. Now Ataru was feeling conflicted again. On the one hand he wanted to get his tongue around whatever Lum had been making. Even the lingering scent in the air was making his mouth water. On the other hand, he wanted Ran to get another taste of his dick which wouldn't happen so long as Lum was around.

In a sense it was representative of the stalemate going on between the other three as well: Rei wanted Lum's food, Ran wanted to get on Ataru's dick and Lum wanted to feed Ataru her food. Something was going to have to give between the three of them, and with his arrival in the kitchen the balance of power was going to shift dramatically.


Why is this even a question? Ataru wants another blowjob ASAP! So he needs to manipulate a little alone time between him and Ran somehow.

Ataru's too hungry and too mad to try for another blowjob. For once in his life he's a decent fiance and helps Lum get rid of the intruders.

Ataru has an especially sneaky idea and somehow manages to act on both conflicting emotions at once!

The choice is taken out of Ataru's hands before he can even do anything.

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