Ranma always thought of himself as a tough guy. He was strong. He was fast. He was adept at reading an enemy's fighting style and working out counters, blocks, ways to take them down effectively. He could take a hit if he had to and was fast enough to dodge most people.
But standing out here holding buckets with mature form Akane Tendo standing next to him, glancing sidelong at him and occasionally licking her lips... He'd never felt weaker in his entire life. His old man had always warned him that women make you soft. He was wrong. Women make you hard. Very, very hard.
"By the way, pet. If you think I'm perverted you should see what runs through the head of my other self," Akane suddenly whispered in an incredibly low, seductive husky tone. "Oh, she wants to do such nasty things to you. Do you know the difference between us?"
"No?" Ranma whimpered. Don't look at her. Don't look at her. If you look at her, it'll be an invitation for another of those searing hot smooches and maybe something more.
"I have the guts to do those things, while she's repressing them." A single finger trailed down Ranma’s cheek. "Mmm... You should see what passes through her head. I merely call you my pet, but she goes beyond that. Last night she dreamed that you were on your knees wearing a collar and leash, kissing every single one of her toes. Worshipping her feet before giving you the time of day. Then once you had done that she would reach down, grab your face and say "Good boy! Now it's time for your treat." Which would lead to her pushing you face first into her - "
There was a sound like a deflating balloon.
“ - my... My… aaahhhhgghhghhhgh!!”
Oh boy, now that was a bright red faced tomboy standing next to him all of a sudden. Not nearly the dominant attitude, nor the curvaceous body. Weirdly, Ranma could not quite bring himself to relax quite yet since her pinky finger was now pressing really hard into his cheek.
"She made it up," Akane said a little too quickly. "All of it. Hahaha! Isn't she awful?" Oh dear, that was quite an intense killing instinct she'd just developed. In fact, the lights above seemed quite a bit darker all of a sudden. "If you tell anyone about those made up dreams I'll -"
"Spank me?" Ranma said without thinking.
There was a deathly hush in the corridor. A tumbleweed escaped from the closet the Principal used back when he was obsessed with the wild west and billowed past the pair of them. His mouth became so dry that he could now taste ash. Aha, so this is what ultimate regret tasted, sounded and looked like!
"Ranma Saotome! I -" Tatewaki Kuno began to yell. Without moving the rest of her body, Akane lifted her coin and drained the idiot dry. Transforming herself once again into her more mature form.
"Spank you? Oh Ranma, I'll gladly take you up on that offer," Mature Akane whispered, leaning in and running her tongue along his earlobe. Ranma leaned away, but she was insistent. In fact her tongue was starting to creep into his ear! Ah! Deep! If she kept that up she'd touch his br-
Mangos are a fun fruit for the whole family! Perhaps his old man was right and Street Fighter could be used to learn martial arts techniques? Oh that rainbow colored bird screaming “Noooooo!!! Shut the whole damn thing down!” looks pretty!
Common sense slowly but surely returned to him after that experience, though it certainly helped that mature Akane was removing her tongue from his brain. By which he meant his ear canal. For some reason his head had been turned to the side, and soon enough he had worked out why that was: The mature form of this girl was now standing in front of him. No, no, that gives the wrong image. She was standing in front of him so closely that, were she any closer, the school would be destroyed as a direct result of nuclear fusion. Her amazingly large breasts were smooshed right up against his chest, her pelvis was grinding up against him in a way normally reserved for strippers or porn stars and the most amazing part of all?
Neither one of them had spilled a drop of water yet. The two buckets bounced and spun around this perverse dance, but through some miracle it all stayed where it’s supposed to be. All for the best as far as Ranma cared. He had no intention of having to run off to find a kettle in the middle of his first school day. Or any day if he could help it, which he probably couldn't.
"I... fight... on!" Kuno grunted, dragging himself up to his feet and then immediately keeling over.
"So how about it?" mature Akane whispered. "Here's the deal. Kiss my other self. On the lips. Tell her she's cute. Then the next time I get the chance, I rock your world. That is how you train a pet, isn't it? When they do a good trick you give them treats. Can't just be any kiss either. It's got to be like..."
Guh! Her lips were so soft yet the force behind them. It felt like she was sucking his soul out through his mouth while using her tongue to - ew, was that the taste of earwax? She pulled away, a faint popping sound audible once they had separated. “Like that, got it my cute little pet? No pesky pecks on the lips. I want you to give her a nice deep smooch."
His brain was frazzled. It felt like he'd run a marathon while standing still. "G-Got it."
"Good boy," mature Akane whispered, then stuck out her tongue to lick his cheek.
Thud. Ranma’s eyes rolled into the back of his head, and he hit the ground. <i>Then</i> the bucket spilled. Leaving an unconscious pigtailed girl lying in the middle of the corridor.
"Oopsie," Akane tittered. "Oh well! That boy needed a bit of a blow to his ego. He'll be the perfect boyfriend if he cuts it back just a little tiny bit. If not he'll still make for a wonderful sex toy.."
"I- I fight -" Kuno declared, pushing himself up off the ground a mere two inches before pratfalling once again.
"Oh Kuno! Must you?" mature Akane sighed. "Here I am trying to set up my other half with a nice man and you rush in to ruin things as always! I can't think of a less mature interference in my life no matter how hard I try!"
She turned up her nose, put down the buckets then dropped to her knees to pick up the gurgling, unconscious pigtailed girl. "Mm... You're cute as a girl too," she whispered. "Interesting. Didn't think we swung that way." She pulled the girl nice and close, bundling her up comfortably. "There there. I'll find you some hot water and then we can -"
The energy ran out. All of a sudden Akane was holding a pigtailed girl in a very different way than she would normally carry such a thing. As such, she tumbled to the ground with Ranma landing on top of her, boobs first right in Akane's face.
"Yay, Akane! Time to put the buckets away and -"
Little Hinako looked out over the corridor. Spilled buckets. Tatewaki Kuno drained of energy. Ranma in girl form lying on top of Akane, who was in her normal form.
"Naughty daughter! Naughty daughter in law!" she declared, pulling out her coin.
"Mmmf Mother wait, it's - it's not what it looks like!"
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Nabiki was really starting to regret sending Kuno away like that. She was really starting to feel it. The itch. The coin itch. Ooh. It didn't usually hit her this badly so quickly after the last time she drained someone. In fact, she hadn't felt the itch at all until Ranma arrived yesterday!
She should have drained him. Drained the idiot dry. He was by far the biggest source of energy (and stupidity) around. It would hardly look good if she drained the whole class in the middle of the day. But draining Tatewaki Kuno? She might get a commendation for shutting him up.
Of course, perhaps that’s why she told Kuno about the engagement the moment she snapped back from being that far too nice little thing! He was too tempting, and with the itch coming back she’d just drain him back and become <b>her</b> again. Damn her conflicting desires!
Alright! It was settled. She'd wait. Then drain Saotome or his idiot father at home. That would minimise the humiliation. All she had to do was bear it for a little while and try not to think about it.
“Alright class, now open your textbooks to page 143 and we’ll see some examples of ancient coinage the Roman empire used.” The teacher said. "As one of the first cultures to develop proper formal government backed currency they serve as an interesting case study in <i>drain the class dry</i>."
Nabiki opened up her textbook. Ah yes. How interesting. The teacher went on. "The phrase minting originates with the Roman method of printing coins at the temple of Juno Moneta, Goddess of <i>we have energy to burn</i>. Note that the head of their Emperors were engraved on their coins. Quite often citizens of the Empire would learn of a new Emperor when a new portrait appeared on coinage."
Yes, yes. This was all very interesting. Nabiki had always found money a fascinating topic. The power it wielded, the influence it had on the state of the world. How its value shifted, how people spent it and of course what it felt like when you drew in that power and submitted to that other you that you buried deep, deep down where nobody could find her -
No, no, no! Focus on the lesson. The lesson! Read the textbook and stop thinking about -
"Pst!" Emperor Nero whispered from the picture of a coin. "Pssst! Nabiki! Notice how we don't have holes in us? That's kind of cool right?"
"Yesshhh..." Nabiki slurred. "Waste of material. You could have saved shoooo much metal..."
"Miss Tendo, did you have something to say?" the teacher asked.
"Go ahead Nabiki! What'll the harm be?" Emperor Caligula said. "Embrace it! Relish in the rush! The thrill! Become a Goddess!”
"No one is more miserable than the person who wills everything and can do nothing," Emperor Claudius said. "Go ahead, indulge that will a little."
"The hidden talent is worth nothing!" Nero taunted.
They fell into a cacophony of noise, urging her on. Telling her it was okay. Feed a little. What would be the harm? Yes. That made sense. Nabiki stumbled to her feet, fidgeting with her coin. She looked out at the energy sources surrounding her and slurred a certain phrase while holding up her coin:
"Tendogoyensatsu!"
- Ranma has interesting dreams while out cold.
- Hinako talks with her daughter about appropriate behaviour at school.
- Tatewaki Kuno finally manages to challenge Ranma!
- Chaos Reigns in Nabiki’s classroom.
- Something Else
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