Story: TLR Indecent

 

Rito Yuuki is well known for being a shy clumsy boy with a heart of gold, who managed to get himself into all manner of perverse and ridiculous situations. Though really, that had all begun with the arrival of Lala Deviluke into his life. That should have been a bigger moment for Earth than it really was, by the way. The realisation that we are not alone in the universe? Kind of a big deal.

Anyway, right now he was growing more and more worried about Yue's behaviour today. She'd been extremely stressed, fidgety, nervous... When she was usually quite outspoken and confident. A natural leader. What could be getting to her so? Those concerns grew ever greater when he saw her talking with Lala, and then... wearing those glasses? What were those? They looked a bit weird. A bit high tech. Had Lala given those to her? What for?

His concerns were heightened, too, as he'd started hearing and seeing kind of weird things going on around class. It had been sort of like a figment of his imagination at first, but the more that time went on the less sure of it he was. Discussing it with Lala seemed like a bad idea, she didn't have an awful lot of tact about human matters, but Haruna...

"Hey, Haruna, do you have a minute?" he whispered.

"I wanna suck your cock," Haruna replied.

"Huh?" He must have misheard that. Surely.

"I said, yeah, I do," Haruna said. "Wh-What's on your mind."

Look at how nervous she was, fidgeting like that was so adorable. Was it any wonder she was the one he'd fallen for? So cute! So precious! Oh, he wanted to hug her right there and then, but...

"It's about Yui," he said. She seemed a little disappointed there, but... "I know I asked earlier, but... Do you see what I meant before?"

"Hrm... Yes, I suppose so..." Haruna reluctantly admitted. "Those glasses are very strange, aren't they? I've never seen her wearing those before."

Something funny happened just then. The area around them flickered, and - Rito could swear that the two students right next to them were clinging onto one another while speaking, humping into one another with wild, reckless abandon - while their faces showed nothing out of the ordinary at all. It was just a flicker, but then it was gone.

"Did you see that?" Rito asked.

"See what?" Haruna replied. Must be his imagination. "Anyway, if something is wrong with Yui then we need to help her out. Do you have any ideas of what we could do?"

That was the question of the hour. Yui was rather proud and stubborn. She wouldn't ask for help easily. Certainly not from him, anyway... 

"Alright, in that case, why don't you try talking with her? Leave my name out of it," Rito suggested. It was perfectly reasonable. She'd be more inclined to tell a girl anyway, right?

That was a very simple plan that they had come up with. That was for the best, really. A simple plan has a greater chance of success, after all. The less moving parts, the less failure points. Oh, certainly, there is something to be said for the grand manipulation. The cogs interlocking, the mechanisms all falling into place and making everything move just the way you want them to... But the risk becomes greater, factors you had not considered will interfere, like pieces of grit bringing it all to a screeching halt.

Alas... While all of this is true enough, a simpler plan merely means there are less failure points. It raises the odds of success, lowers the chance of failure, and if there's anything that a student of statistics will tell you, just because it's a one in a million shot does not mean it is impossible. Unlikely is not the same thing as impossible, by any stretch of the imagination.

In this case, the simple plan of having Haruna speak to Yui personally had only two failure points. The first was that Yui would admit to anything being amiss, with the second being, quite simply, that she would get to speak to Yui in the first place.

"Pardon me, Harunu Sairenji?" a new teacher popped in out of nowhere, stepping right into her path. "And you too, Yuki Rito. I need to speak to both of you."

This was definitely a new teacher. Rito hadn't seen him before. Ever. He had quite large eyes. Not in the same way as a Westerner, more like... an insect, or someone whose head was a bit too small for its own good. He peered down at both of them, somehow concentrating an eye on each at the same time.

"Ah, we haven't spoken yet have we?" the teacher said. "I am... Smith, from Dimension X. We - by which I mean the faculty - are revising our sexual education course for reasons that are not at all sinister and are in fact totally benign. We certainly aren't doing anything untoward regarding your developing breeding habits, because such a thing would be amoral, gross, and quite insane by human standards."

That all made perfect sense to Rito, though it didn't for a second there, for reasons he could not articulate. Largely because his mind didn't have enough time to process why it didn't make sense before, all of a sudden, it did.

"W-well, that's quite an embarrassing topic..." Haruna said. The teacher, Mister Smith, then held up his hand, there was... not a bright flash of light with a weird swirly glittery effect. "Would it be okay if I sucked Rito off while you talked to him about it?"

"Of course, of course," Smith said. "I will return to you momentarily. Perhaps Mister Rito would like to give you oral while I interview you later on?"

That was good thinking by the teacher, it would help Haruna... Hold on, what was that? For a moment there, it penetrated Rito's admittedly thick skull that something was strange about that last remark - but the feeling quickly faded. Helped along by Haruna unbuckling his trousers and enthusiastically slobbering all over his dick, which come to think was a fair bit bigger than it was yesterday...? Ah, never mind that. He was letting her do this because it would help her relax, he shouldn't belittle the experience by questioning it aloud.

"Excellent, she's coming along very nicely..." Mister Smith said. "Good girl. Now then. There is a simple matter that gravely concerns us, Mister Rito Yuki. It is my understanding that the extremely alluring young woman with the tail is the daughter of a galactic Emperor within this reality?"

"That's right," Rito replied immediately, while Haruna expertly and passionately worked his shaft. Ooh... Ooh! Careful now, Rito. Compose yourself. "Sh-She is the daughter of Gid Lucione Deviluke, Emperor of the Milky Way."

"Goodness, you are twice blessed," Mister Smith said. "To have the chance to lay with a beautiful young woman like that, to breed with such powerful genes, which have already established influence over this Galaxy... In essence, you are set for life, are you not?"

"Ahahaha!" Rito sheepishly rubbed the back of his head, not seeing a single solitary thing wrong with what had just been said to him. "I guess I am, sorta? I mean, she does inherit her looks from her mother, the most beautiful woman in the galaxy, so..."

"Fascinating, truly fascinating..." Mister Smith said. "We'll need to avoid upsetting such powerful people, of course... At least, until we're ready to impose our will upon your galaxy, which will take quite a bit of time. Nonetheless, Rito Yuki, your homework for tonight is to screw her silly. You are not to stop until she is a quaking, juddering, babbling wreck. Is that clear?"

Rito sighed. Oh dear, homework? That was the last thing he wanted right now... But, his mind processed everything he'd been told in quite a different way. To him, it seemed like something much more reasonable had been asked of him. Namely, he was to discuss with Lala the sexual needs of her people, as clearly a comprehensive human sex ed class would not necessarily be appropriate for extra-terrestrials, which was good and logical and if you really put too much thought into it you'd start wondering at the sheer amazing chance that led two completely different species to appear so fundamentally similar.

In real life, Intelligent Design is a crock of shit when it comes to why species look the way they do. In the world of fiction, all aliens being humanoid is proof that the universe was designed with some level of intelligence. But that is neither here nor there.

"Mmmmmm...~" Haruna happily hummed as she brought Rito to climax, causing him to cum right inside her mouth. She created a perfect seal around the shaft with her lips, and enthusiastically gulped it all down without spilling a drop.

"There we go, like I said, she's coming along nicely," Mister Smith said. "Very good. You'll help to spread our influence into this realm further and further, until first your city, then your nation, then you entire world will become obedient little breeders.  I dare say, Mister Yuki, based on our analysis you will undoubtedly provide us with the finest variety of your kind. Warriors, assassins, researchers, incursion experts, teachers... You shall be our finest accomplishment, by the time we are done here."

"Oh, thank you very much!" Rito said. "Are you feeling better, Haruna?"

"Mmm... Loads better," Haruna tittered. "Mister Smith, is it okay if we go talk to Lala now? We're a bit worried about Yui, she's been behaving very strangely today."

"Yes, we had noticed," Mister Smith said. "Not to worry. She will soon acclimate to the new normal... Although, it might be quite helpful, Mister Rito, if you pay her home a visit after class? If you satisfy her, to the same requirements as Lala tonight, then you shall receive extra credit."

"Okay, I guess..." Rito sighed wearily. He did need that extra credit. For what, he couldn't remember exactly, but it did feel like something he needed. Mister Smith departed then, apparently satisfied with what he'd heard... or perhaps something else had come to his attention that required him more immediately. "Come on, let's talk to Lala anyway. It'll at least set our mind at ease, okay?"

Set their minds at ease, he says? That's not really a problem. Their minds might already have been set far too much at ease already.