Story: Drive

 

Every so often, Asuka would have to pinch herself when she realised, yet again, how utterly fucking bizarre this whole thing was. The location they were in, the reason they were here, the condition of their bodies... And, of course, the travelling companions that they had. Alternative versions of themselves, by all accounts. A buff her, a stacked Misato, and a hung Shinj, as well as a Rei with curves that could make an hourglass dizzy. That wasn't even mentioning her own studly hunk of a Shinji who she kept on catching checking out the other girls, earning him a stiff elbow from her for at least three different reasons.

"If you have to look at anyone, it should be me," she warned.

"Ah... sorry," he muttered meekly. Urgh. Whatever. She turned her attention to the other Shinji. The one who had only gained mass in his shaft and balls, rather than the rest of his body. Let's see how he liked it. "So, what's your story?" she asked. "Is that your Asuka?"

"Nah, my Asuka is in a pleasure coma," that Shinji replied like it was absolutely nothing. He looked down at his dick and let out a loud, weary sigh. "Uh, try not to touch it, okay? It has a kinda weird effect on girls."

Right. Easier said than done. That thing was huge! If he turned wrong, he might just slap her across the ass. Part of her was a bit tempted. Tease her own Shinji a little, but the words 'pleasure coma' were making her a little bit too nervous to try that. If it could reduce an alternate version of her to that state, then... Oh boy!

Hah! Mission accomplished! Her Shinji linked arms with her and pulled her away! That's right, that's the sort of thing you should be doing at a time like this. Show a little backbone. Heh! You know, now that she was thinking about it, how hard would it be to pretend like the three of them were still suffering the after effects? When this was all said and done, they could trivially pretend that they were suffering after effects. Have sex on the regular to 'calm themselves down'. Why, it might even be true! They could very well be suffering aftereffects of all this... relentlessly horny action, erotic stimulus and, of course, now they had all had a pretty good taste of sex it wouldn't be that easy for them to give it up. And, if she happened to get knocked up in the process of that, wind up just like that Asuka from earlier on with several of Shinji's -

...

Bad plan. Bad plan. That is to say, it was a naughty plan, wicked plan, evil sinister plan. Obviously, recent events had made something wake up inside her, a beast that she needed to learn how to tame. Down girl. Let your booty command the dick, not the other way around.

Speaking of... The other Asuka was looking at her.

"You want something?" she asked.

"Nah, it's just surprising you wound up that way," buff Asuka said. "I'm guessing you let yourself be a bottom bitch, right? That's what usually happens, they get all feminine like that, while the toppers get all buff."

"H-Huh! Sounds like a sweeping generalisation to me!" Asuka scoffed. "It sounds to me like you're being prejudiced! Besides! How do you know it works the same way in your dimension than it does ours? I think you just want to lord over me!"

"Oh yeah? I bet you're the kind of girl who -"

"Girls, please, don't fight," the busty Misato said, stepping in between them and keeping them apart with boobs alone. "Save your energy for the fight up ahead, let's not bicker amongst ourselves... Or with yourselves, for that matter."

"Hrmph!" both Asukas said in unison. "She started it! What? No! You started it! Quit that, cut it out! Stop making fun of me! Hör auf, stur zu sein und lass mich das letzte Wort haben!"

The two Shinjis had to step in, regrettably, and gently guide the pair away from one another. That's just Asuka's personality in a nutshell really, abrasive even to herself.

"We are approaching the cafeteria," Rei warned. The group settled down. It had been a while since they'd seen anyone else. "This is the safest route towards the command centre, but it will still have numerous people inside, recovering their strength."

"So you want me to smash 'em up?" buff Asuka asked, earning an eyeroll from regular, hyper-curvy Asuka. "Might as well put these muscles to good use, you know, except for the whole 'being super hot to look at' thing."

"That would not be advisable, and is not likely to be necessary," Rei said. "If we pretend like we belong, and quietly move to the front entrance, we should be able to leave without attracting attention. However, there is one thing you must make sure of. One rule you absolutely must follow."

She leaned in close. They all leaned in as well. "Do not eat food off any flesh."

That was it. That was it? Really? That's all? Seemed simple enough... Though, now that Rei was talking about food, it did bring something to mind for Asuka.

Gluttony. The third circle of Hell. Where those who overindulged in life for the sake of pleasure were forced to wallow in mud, while cold rain pelted them from above constantly. They attempt to cover themselves, to no avail, but are left wallowing like pigs in muck, while Cerberus came around to claw at them occasionally as if they were not miserable enough already.

A cafeteria, huh? In a place like this, nowhere could better represent that sin. Though... To be honest, it didn't quite match her expectations. She'd expected an outright orgy of food, a display of hedonism not seen since the fall of the Roman Empire. She expected officers to be fed grapes rolled down the breasts of an ample bosomed underling, but this was... far more practical and pragmatic?

Don't misunderstand. There were still people eating food off of others like they were plates. Quite a lot of them, actually. There were also several people drinking milk straight from the tit. There was quite a lot of sex going on as well, but it was all quite a bit... cleaner than she was expecting. Quite unlike the circle of hell, there was nothing dripping down anywhere staining everyone, it was almost like -  like they couldn't decide if they wanted to fuck or eat, so decided to do both in the most practical and efficient way possible.

Rei was leading the way, of course, and she walked forward like she belonged there. The other Asuka caught the eye of a Rei drinking from a milk carton resting between her boobs, and she flexed a muscle at them. Urgh, how tiresomely flirtatious. Not that the others were any better. Big dicked Shinji blushed and stared at the floor, while his erection threatened to knock over anything in its path. One woman wound up reaching out for it - then instantly came and collapsed into a twitching heap on the floor.

After that, both she and the busty Misato stepped away, making sure to keep our distance at all times. Turns out he wasn't kidding about the effect that had on women...

Anyway, Rei pulled out a tray and started to load it up with food, quickly strutting off after grabbing a sandwich. No need to pay, apparently. If you were here, you had permission to take the food. Given that she took a bite out of it, the food itself must be perfectly fine. Alright then! She went first, grabbing a burger on a bun. No, not that kind of bun! Though honestly, she was surprised it wasn't that sort of shape.

"Danke!" Asuka said in her cutest, most syrupy sweet voice, then walked away, grabbing some ketchup as she went. The burger was... actually exactly like what she remembered from the cafeteria in their own Geofront. Well, okay. What was she expecting? Nobody was stopping them, or really giving them much of a second look. They were all too busy with their own business. Hrmph! Fine by her! She poured out some ketchup to add a little more flavour to it and - "Verdammit, spilled some on my finger..."

Without thinking about it, Asuka licked the ketchup right off her finger. Do you remember the advice Rei gave them before? Don't eat food directly off flesh. That includes your own. In that instant, Asuka's thighs clenched together hard enough to crush diamonds. Her lips began to tremble. Her breasts began to vibrate. Her nipples grew harder and sharper than daggers, and her eyes rolled up so hard that she ought to be able to see her own brain.

All the while, she began to suckle on her own finger like it was a lollipop. Mmmm, tasty.

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So what did Shinji make of all this? Surely you must be curious, yes? Indeed! And my name is not Shirley. Anyway, Shinji had been on quite the emotional adventure since this all began, don't you think? A boy afraid of intimacy, finding himself suddenly havine very intense, regular sex with the two girls he works with and has kinda confusing feelings about? 

And now, he was getting to see a whole other universe. That's not normal. Then again, normalcy checked out a long, long time before things got so... porny? Still, this was a different sort of weird than what he was used to. Usually it was more psychologically scarring, trauma inducing, not sexy. Or at least, not usually all that sexy for very long...

Anyway, seeing these other versions of himself and the people he knows was kinda weird. He sorta wanted to strike up a conversation with the other him. It was hard to believe he was ever that thin, but... Yeah, that's how he used to look. Like a rake. Now, he had muscles. Biceps, could probably bench his own weight. Though... Uh, that other Asuka sure had him beat.

"Jealous?" the other Asuka asked while scarfing down a hotdog. "Huh, just like usual. Boring. With all of this going on, you'd think it would be more... interesting."

"I'd rather it be boring for a change, thanks," Shinji replied. "It's safer when it's boring."

"Feh, the old Chinese curse, as they say." Huh? What did she mean by - "May you live in interesting times. If you think about it, from the time we were born interesting times had already started - at least, if your world is anything like mine."

"It would be interesting to compare notes, but perhaps when this is all... dealt with?" the Misato from this group whispered to them. "Come on, let's keep going. We don't want to get any undue attention on -"

"Ohhhhh, fuck meeeeeeeee~" Asuka moaned. His Asuka. The one up ahead. "Fuuuuck, it feels like my pussy's on fiiiii~ire!"

Uh oh. That... probably wasn't a good sign. Indeed, as Shinji watched with muted horror, something was happening to Asuka. Something erotic, something food based... something that would be picked out of the options below!