Story: HHL DxD

 

Issei Hyoudou woke up in bed, awakened by his alarm clock calling him Master, and stretched out his limbs. "That was a nice dream," he said to nobody in particular, just putting the thought out there. "Felt like it took a really weird turn towards the end, though..."

From there he rolled out of bed. An ordinary boy, living an ordinary life. He patted at his right arm, and - Weird, he felt like something should be there? No, never mind. It didn't matter at all.Something to do with that dream he had? He vaguely remembered some very pretty girls were in there. Rias Gremory... Her red hair was prominent in his mind. Akeno Himejima as well, her breasts were quite prominent in his thoughts too. Something about Devils and magic as well, but... he couldn't quite keep the thoughts in his head. It all seemed far too fantastic to be real.

Oh well. It was a nice dream. Perhaps it was an omen of the harem he could get in the future?

Yes, in case it was not clear already, time itself had reset owing to the ritual cast by Eve. All those crazy erotic events based on Alice in Wonderland? Right now, to the students and faculty of Kuoh Academy, those events were merely a dream. One not to be discussed, nor brought up, it was merely a flight of fantasy.

As such, Issei set about his day as if there was nothing going on at all, even as he felt this strange nagging feeling that... something wasn't quite right here. And when he arrived at school - 

"Just barely on time, Mister Hyoudou," said his favourite teacher, Eve. A flirty, gorgeous woman who had always been there, but hadn't always been here yesterday. "Should I perhaps reward you with a kiss? No, no, too many of the students would get jealous~"

"Hahaha, that wouldn't be appropriate at all, would it?" Issei asked sheepishly. "But please, when I graduate, go on a date with me!"

"I'll reply when you graduate," was her usual reply, and he went in without a second thought about the conversation. He was more distracted by this odd feeling that something else was really not right here... and that he ought to be heading to the Occult Research Club to find out what was amiss!

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Issei was not the only one to notice something was amiss at Kuoh Academy - Rias Gremory and Sona Sitori had also noticed it the moment they woke up. There was magic in the air. Potent magic. Something woven into the air, the ground - it was everywhere they looked, with the majority of it being present right here, at their own academy.

Being more experienced Devils than Issei, the two of them had immediately decided that it was something they needed to look into, right away. Hence, first thing this morning they had arrived first, right there at the student council meeting room, where Sona sat behind her desk and Rias sat on the chair in front, both staring at one another intensely.

"So, what do you think it is?" Rias asked. Sona furrowed her brow.

"Unsure," was the reply. "But, I cannot shake this feeling that something is wrong. It's a feeling that grows quite a bit when I look at what you're wearing."

What she was wearing? The standard uniform for the girls at Kuoh Academy? Rias looked down, and saw a tied off shirt and a tiny pleated skirt with a slit up the side to show off her thighs. Nothing unusual there, at all. Although... when she looked at Sona, wearing the same thing, that feeling was present for her as well.

"Answer this without thinking," Rias said. "Barring me, how many are in my peerage?"

"Si-" Sona began, but caught herself. "Four. There are four other members of your peerage at this time. Akeno, Gasper, Kiba, Koneko. Yes, I noticed that as well with my own peerage. It feels like I'm short a member..."

Something was trying to play with their perceptions. That much was clear. All day long Rias had been set upon by this strong feeling of deja vu, and she could tell from the way Sona was acting that it was hitting her as well. Whatever this was, they needed to figure it out, but if it could hit their perceptions then...

"I need to get laid," Rias complained to nobody in particular. "Maybe that's it? If I get laid, maybe it'll clear my head?"

"... I also do need to get a good hard dicking," Sona fidgeted in her seat. "Unfortunately, none of the boys I've met have been able to beat me in chess, and I <i>fucking refuse to lay with an idiot</i>." Deep breath now, deep breath. "To be honest with you, at this point I'd take a girl if she could checkmate me. Would you like a game before you go, Rias?"

"Ah, no thanks," Rias said. "I need to go meet up with Akeno and Koneko back at the Issei Hyoudou fanclub."

Sona shook her head. "It's crazy, isn't it?" she asked. "Most schools have regular clubs. Chess, tennis, arts, whatever. All our clubs are centred on the very small male population. You wouldn't think the girls would be so hard up, but..."

"But it used to be an all girl's school," Rias finished. "I suppose there's a certain kind of sense in that. Standards might be a bit lower than they would normally be... With a few boys coming in, the girls might be jumping at the chance to get laid."

Although, now that Rias was thinking about it, there was one other odd thing going on here. Issei was quite noted for being a pervert, and... that's not usually very popular with girls. Nonetheless, their club had drawn a few members outside of her own peerage... which didn't make an awful lot of sense, right? A boy like Issei wouldn't normally draw that much popularity, so why...? Why did it seem perfectly normal for her to have a club devoted to Issei Hyoudou instead of, for example, an occult research club? That would be better cover, wouldn't it? And if she was really so fascinated by that hunky, cute, well meaning pervert then why hadn't she or Akeno or Koneko gone to talk with him? It wasn't as though any of them would have difficulty flirting with him - 

Oh yeah, that's right, they had a deal. Either they all go for him at once and share him, or none of them do. How silly of her to forget a detail like that.

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Now, we come upon a familiar scene. The Perverted Trio, as they were known, gathered outside the dressing room for the kendo club. Ah, but as you may have gathered, that is only the name given to those outside its membership. Two of the boys were hogging the peephole, leaving Issei hovering back with nothing to stare at but the butts of his friends, as they writhed around in obvious delight.

This was not what he had come here to see, it must be said.

A sigh escaped his lips. The three of them had come here because it was formerly an all girl's school, and it seemed like an easy way to get some action. They were, after all, outnumbered quite a bit. Playing the odds, they should have found some girls willing to fool around with them. A pervert's paradise!

"Come on guys, don't hog the peephole!" Issei complained. "It's gotta be my turn soon, right?"

"Yes, boys. Don't hog the peephole." Issei's back went straight up upon hearing that voice. A pair of slender hands caressed his chest from behind, and he felt the familiar figure of Aika hugging into him from the back. "The future head of my harem of pretty boys should get the chance to see some skin as well, don't you think?"

"You've got that backwards again!" Issei said. "You'll be part of my harem!"

"Hah! Not if I have anything to say about it!" Aika jeered. "I'm taking your measure, Hyoudou." A glance down at his trousers. "By the time I'm done, that beast down there won't be able to have enough of me. Then you and Asia will... Will... Asia? Who is Asia again?"

The name rang a bell, but Issei couldn't place it for the life of him. Oh, whatever. It probably wasn't important. He grabbed Aika and pushed her up against a nearby tree, sorely tempted to go for it right there and then. This girl had been teasing him from day one... Or something? Trying to get his attention solely on her? That was right, wasn't it? Though part of him was thinking, maybe she hated his guts? That she made fun of him all the time and - And something really wasn't right here.

"Ahem!"

Uh oh! That cough was the sound of the head of the kendo club finding them out! Peering around the tree, Issei saw that his friends were completely surrounded on all sides by cute girls wearing towels! Oh no! Looks like they lost this time. He pressed his hand against Aika's mouth to keep her from making a sound, he didn't want to get caught as well or they'd <s>beat him up with kendo sticks</s> extract their usual penalty from - From...

"Alright, boys. Time for your punishment," one of the girls said. She let the towel slip to the floor. "Since we caught you in the act this time, you've got to scrub our locker room for a week. While we're using it."

The look on Aika's face told it all. What? What?! That kind of menial backbreaking labour was beneath them! Oh sure, the chance to see their bodies in a state of undress, the deliberate teasing they'd do, it was all... It was all in... Uh, what was so bad about that again?

"Waaah, I cannot believe we lost!" Matsuda wept.

"Our pride as men is tarnished!" Motohama sobbed.

No, that wasn't right either. What was going on here? Aika tugged at his arm, trying to pull it away, then gently licked at his palm when he didn't budge. Ah! That made him pull away on reflex, that tickled!

"Does something feel weird to you as well?" Aika asked. "I've been getting this weird feeling all day."

Issei rubbed at the side of his head. "You too?" he asked. Then he looked around nervously - his gaze soon falling upon a particular building, where he caught sight of a beautiful girl with red hair staring back at him. Rias Gremory. He knew the name. At a glance, he knew her body intimately. His heart skipped a beat, but not for the same reasons that it did when he normally looked at a pretty face. This time was... different, and he couldn't place why.

He stepped forward with the intention of talking with her - only for the bell to ring at that very moment. Rias stepped away from the window. It was strange though. He could swear that she was looking directly at him. Why did he feel that way? What was going on?

Elsewhere on campus, a certain new teacher to the school chuckled under her breath at how things were going much better this time. Yes... this time, this dimension would be corrupted properly!