It was annoying. Really annoying. By the time he climbed out of the pit, Ranma still hadn't wiped the stupid smile off his stupid face. He'd just banged the three girls in his life he hated the most with his stupid oversized penis, and it felt fucking <i>amazing</i>. Never mind the dirt or mud he'd feel filthy even without it thanks.
"Self control!" he said, slapping his own cheeks. "Don't let this beat you. Don't let this beat you! Alright! Let's find a partner and resume the -"
He'd taken three steps. Three whole steps away from the pit. Then his balls started to ache yet again. A growing pressure, building up from within that threatened to make him bend over double. Already? What was this?! That damned monster wasn't sated yet? It was hungry for more pussy, and it wasn't taking no for an answer!
But then he saw it. Salvation in the form of a bucket of cold water. In an instant, Ranma kicked it up and tipped it over his head, turning into his girl form in the blink of an eye.
"Phew, that's much better," she said, stumbling and catching herself against a support beam. "You know, some guys have cold showers to make themselves less horny, but I bet this ain't the usual outcome. Hah!"
Oh boy, it had never felt so good to be a girl. All of a sudden it was like Ranma's thinking was all cleared up. The fog of horniness was gone, no more penis insisting on getting laid with any cute piece of ass in sight. That dumb dragon's whisker hadn't reckoned with a Jusenkyo curse!
"Alright, I gotta find Uchan or the uncute tomboy pronto!" Ranma yelled, and then broke into a flat run. Need a partner, need a partner to keep on racing! "Then the two of us can head off to China where I can find a... cure... For my... Uh..."
Huh. Hadn't thought of that. Get a cure to the Jusenkyo curse, and then Ranma Saotome would be all man, all the time. And what a man he'd be! At the rate things were going there'd be queues around the clock of chicks unable to resist his manly aura, drawn to his monstrous cock as he satisfied them in ways that no other man could. A constant deluge of sex, sex, and more sex with barely any time for him to breath or eat before his magically enchanted balls began to swell up again and insist on being emptied inside some girl...
Okay, that was maybe overselling it a bit, but if he did get a cure for his Jusenkyo curse then it would mean he wouldn't have a way to easily control his growing and burgeoning sex addiction.
Several men across the globe suddenly felt a subconscious frustration towards a cute pigtailed girl without knowing why. All they knew was, this girl was suffering from a dilemma that they were dearly, dearly envious of.
"Maybe... Maybe I should just..." Give up the race. Let someone else win. Tolerate having to be a girl sometimes until she found a cure for the Dragon's whisker. That would be the smart thing to do, right? Ironically this curse would let her have some control over her life -
"Ah, hello there Mister - or should that be Miss Saotome!" an intercom blared. "If you wish to surrender the race, all you have to do is verbally quit! Once you've given up, we'll be sure to pick you up, just to make sure that you don't fall into any of the extremely dangerous traps that you're giving up to avoid."
... Man, even if Ranma tried she couldn't think of a better way to phrase that. Even if a group of world class cheerleaders (who, in Ranma's mind, all had distinctive bowl cuts, thick thighs and flat chests) showed up and tried to motivate her into continuing the race then it wouldn't be half as effective as that. The guy might as well have gone "Buck buck bawk!" right in her face while strutting around to the tune of the chicken dance. Onwards she goes! If that guy was taunting her like that, then there was still a chance of victory! Which meant Akane and Ukyo weren't that far ahead. All she had to do now was find them, and everything would be perfect.
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There comes a time in every young woman's life where she must make a choice. A fateful decision that could make or break a friendship. Many is the time when that decision seemed small and insignificant. However, it often quickly balloons up and explodes without warning.
Ukyo Kuonji and Akane Tendo were at such a stalemate now. Neither backing down. Both stubborn, determined beyond measure to get their way no matter what. They were standing at a crossroads that would shortly determine the course of their destiny.
"I say the penguin room."
"I say the tiger."
That is to say, they were literally standing at a crossroads. One was back the way they came. Down another route, there was a room with a curtain in front of the door. It had a tiger's head on it. Down the last, a room with a curtain that had a penguin.
"Penguins are cute!" Ukyo protested, brandishing her spatula in a menacing way. "So we're going the penguin route. Got it?"
"Tigers are way cuter!" Akane protested.
The two of them leaned in close to one another, sparks shooting between their eyes. Their obsession with Ranma's penis was forgotten in this moment, for neither one was willing to move a single inch on this topic.
"Tigers are super cute! They're like big cats," Akane said. "They play in balls, they sit in boxes. You know what they say about cats, right? If it fits, they sits!"
"Funny, because I'm not sure you could fit it through that door," Ukyo said. Now you know things were getting serious. If Ranma thought his insults were cutting, he had no idea how vicious some women could get in an argument. "Penguins are like cuddly little waiters."
"With rows of teeth all the way down their throat," Akane added. "It's seriously frightening."
"While a tiger is more likely to maul you with its sharp claws, and their teeth aren't exactly friendly!"
The glowering contest resumed. If these two weren't careful they might start a fire from this level of intensity. Regardless, they started circling each other menacingly, which was helped along by the strap of cloth tied to their feet. Any moment now it might actually come to blows, with the victory dragging the loser behind her towards her preferred room -
"Gangway!"
Enter Ranma Saotome, girl form, stumbling into the two girls and winding up in a classic harem protagonist position for maximum humiliation. The three of them in a triangular formation, face to crotch, with Ukyo's shirt open, Ranma's hands somehow winding up on Akane's breasts, and Ukyo's hands inside Ranma's Yakuta and getting a nice hold of her butt.
"That didn't just happen," Akane said on extracting herself from that position. The other two nodded. "So, Ranma! How about you break the tie? I'm going down the tiger route, Ukyo's going for the penguin."
"Choose well, Ranma. You're coming with your buddy, right?"
Cue a deer caught in headlights from Ranma, which looked extra cute because - have you seen Ranma's girl form? She was like if you made a strawberry sundae into a human being that could kick your ass.
"You want me to choose?" Ranma asked, batting her eyelashes all innocent. The two girls towered over her, and gave the most menacing, competitive dual nods you've ever seen in your life. "Well, I mean... Um.. Huh, you're kind of putting me on the spot here."
"You'd rather spend time with me, right?" Akane asked. "I'm your fiancee, after all."
"No, I'm his fiancee and his best buddy! Of course he's coming with me!"
They returned their irate stares at Ranma. Nervous gulp time! She looked between the two hallways, and then announced her decision.
"I choose... the penguin."
If you watched carefully, you could see the light fade from Akane's eyes. He chose... Ukyo? Over her? Tears welled up in her eyes, and she turned around to stomp off.
"Well, fine. You two have fun!" she sniffed. Well, what did she expect, the two of them had a <i>history</i> together, you can't compete with <i>that</i>.
"W-wait it's not like that!" Ranma protested, rushing off after her. "Listen, don't be so uncute, I have a really good reason for picking the penguin!"
"I bet you do! You want to catch up with your old buddy Uchan, right?"
"Yeah, that's right! Come on Ranchan, let's go that way and catch up."
"Ah! You're getting it wrong again - " Ranma began, but Akane had enough. She pushed him away... which caused Ranma to stumble back, heading on through the tiger curtain with Ukyo in tow. "Oh hell! The tiger bath is a hot water bath!"
Splash. In they both went. The pigtailed girl turned into a pigtailed boy, and the Okonomiyaki chef found herself landing on top of him with something hard and firm and wonderful poking into her cheeks.
“I changed my mind Akane, tigers are great!” Ukyo shouted with joy.
- Cue inevitable threesome.
- Ranma somehow escapes.
- Some of the other girls catch up, and things escalate.
- Meanwhile, Shampoo Kodachi and Nabiki discuss what just happened.
- Something else
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