From the day she could walk Shampoo had been taught to seek out her objectives with every fibre of her being. She was a relentless hunter. She stalked her prey with relentless patience and boundless strength. She was a persistent hunter, who would walk her target to exhaustion if she had to.
Right now her prey was on the other side of those trousers. She'd seen this boy naked several times. More times than he knew. He was built to last, and Shampoo fully intended to stress test that body. She would push it to the limit. She would persistently hunt and stalk that prey until they both got what they were after.
Which is a very dramatic way of describing “Shampoo wants to bang the boy she likes” but hey, Joketsuzoku culture is just like that.
"Say, how about we make this interesting?" Shampoo said while taking her seat at the arcade machine. "If I win, you have to do one thing I want."
Akane snorted back a laugh. "You must think I was born yesterday."
Oh no, Shampoo certainly didn't think that. Nobody can get as strong and handsome as him without a few years on them. He had been quite fierce that day he had defeated her, after all. So very fierce. Like a wild animal. Untamed, unbroken. Well. That would change once Shampoo got her own claws in.
Now, that had been her plan A for seducing Akane today. Trounce him in the game, then sit in his lap and insist on a smooch. Easy win. But don't think for a moment that was her only scheme. Continued skinship would work her way into Akane's handsome head, wearing her down little by little, and then... any day now... She'd seduce that handsome boy away from that slutty pigtailed girl form Ranma. Oh, she knew all too well that Ranma was really a boy, but she'd seen the way Akane looked at that girl form! And the male form, sometimes. Shampoo remembered the Instant Spring of Drowned Man incident well.
Round one began.
"Does Akane remember that time we got lost in the mushroom forest?" Shampoo casually asked. "That was fun."
“Mushroom Forest?” Akane said, “That was… ah…”
How cute, he was acting like he didn’t remember what happened that day. Still, his distraction did give her enough of an opening to combo his picked fighter into the ground, winning the first round.
"You were far too cute like that, all tiny and like spitfire," Shampoo giggled. "You kept on protesting that you could take care of yourself, when you obviously couldn't, not like that."
"Uh... Right, that was such a memorable experience..." Akane said.
A chance had appeared. A hunter must be fluid and adapt to the prey, taking advantage of any sign of weakness. Therefore, Shampoo struck in a moment, leaping across the machine to put her hand against Akane's forehead.
"H-Hey, what's the big idea?"
Oh, not much. Pretending to be concerned that Akane was unwell and lean over with hand on forehead, holding it in place and forcing Akane's eyeline to rest naturally on Shampoo's chest. Akane was a boob man, she had seen that the first time from the ways his eyes went to both hers and girl-Ranma’s chests before when at the beach during that Love Pill mess. Which worked for Shampoo. All of her body was sublime, but she was especially proud of her breasts.
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Newsflash: Akane Tendo did not like Shampoo. Yeah, that's a real shock. The slutty foreign girl that crawls all over the guy she likes isn't one of her favourite people in the world? No. Who could have guessed. But now Akane was the guy being crawled over, and Shampoo’s attempts to flirt with him were rather transparent. Which was made all the more irritating in how it was working.
Ohhh boy, this was awkward. There wasn't a power in the universe that could make Akane stand up right about now. How big was this… thing anyways? It was trying to force its way out of his pants, and Akane now felt more sympathy for Ranma than he thought possible.
"This is not good," Shampoo's breasts said as they bounced and swayed under that much too thin fabric. Akane tried to look away, but this shameless floozy was holding her head in place with surprising strength. "You look awfully flushed."
"Do I?" Akane mumbled. Oh hell. Oh hell! There really wasn't any question of it, was there? Shampoo was flirting with her! At first she'd put it off as a misunderstanding. Misreading the situation. But, nope! Definitely flirting. Blatant, blunt, effective flirting.
"Oops I slipped."
If so then this was the most graceful slipping that Akane had ever experienced in her entire life. Suddenly she had a horny romantic ex-rival and possible current romantic interest sitting in her lap with her arms around Akane's head, and Akane's brand new penis was telling him to go for it. Go on, what's the worst that could happen.
Male genitals were more terrifying than Akane had ever imagined.
"Ah... Shampoo, isn't this a little forward?" Akane asked.
"Not at all," Shampoo said, starting to snuggle into him. This felt nice. Which was bad! Very bad! "If you're feeling ill, it's only right that I try to make you feel... better."
Emergency! Emergency! Clingy girl about to grind body into erection in public! All hands to panic stations, this is not a drill! Not that we've had any drills before. Why haven’t we had drills!? Oh yes because this whole being a boy thing was kind of new - but really we should have still had drills have you seen some of the bullshit that comes our way?! We should have expected this already, honestly now! It would've happened when Ranma tried to get a cure for his curse, it would spill all over you and you know it!
Wait. Jusenkyo! The cause of (and solution to) many of her recent problems in life! Akane nudged a passerby with his elbow, causing them to spill his drink all over Shampoo. Success! Now instead of a sexy smouldering slut, she'd have a cute harmless kitty...
"Aiyah! Clumsy idiot!"
Or she would have a soaking wet sexy smouldering slut still sitting in his lap. No wonder boys pants were so baggy. If they weren’t his would be torn open right now.
"Oh dear, my clothes seem to be soaked through," Shampoo said. "Can I borrow your jacket? I need to change, or I'll also catch my death of cold. Achoo."
Dammit, that was the laziest sneeze she'd ever heard. Yet it was also still really cute. Ack! What was he supposed to do in a situation like this, it was the actual honest to goodness worst!
- Mentally snap and let Shampoo do whatever she wants cause why not?
- Come up with a brilliant excuse and leg it.
- Be extremely thankful that someone else they know has just arrived.
- Meanwhile, how have Akane's sisters changed?
- Something else
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