The number one thing that you must do when dealing with a succubus is keeping your hormones in check. No big deal for a guy like Ranma - but he was worried about the others. His guy form was too handsome and his girl form too cute. Truly, he was cursed in more ways than just his water induced transformation. To be so hot, it was surely a crime!
"What stupid thing are you thinking about now?" his uncute fiancee asked.
"Just thinking that even with my awesome martial arts skills, I might be more of a liability in this fight than an asset"
"More ass than asset," Ryoga quipped. That earned him a rap to the top of his big dumb head. "Anyway, it's weird isn't it? Shouldn't there be more teachers patrolling the halls to make sure we're all asleep?"
"Maybe Succubus use sleeping spell," Shampoo suggested. "Or keep them busy with lust magic. Too too busy to keep watch."
That made a frightening amount of sense. At this point it was probably down to the four of them to take this succubus threat down once and for all! Now that they'd driven the lust out of their system by having nasty, dirty sex they would no longer be affected by the sex magic that this sneaky succubus would try to ensnare them with. Yep. It was a good thing Ranma had found the courage to let his girl form get a deep, satisfying dicking from Ryoga's big hard cock. It might actually be bigger than Ranma's male form, if he was being honest. It didn't hurt that he seemed to have an almost instinctive understanding of how to make a girl feel good. Luckily for Ranma he was a fast learner, so if he had to he could easily use those same techniques on Akane and Shampoo later on. Probably both at the same time, in celebration for defeating this demonic prey. Then maybe he could dunk himself in some cold water and ride Ryoga until she wore out his considerable stamina, mmm, yeah, that sure would hit the spot...
"So how exactly do we beat this succubus without hurting Miss Hinako too much?" Akane asked.
And, silence. Well that was perhaps to be expected, after all the fighters here tended to avoid hurting civilians if at all possible.
“What if just hurt her little bit?” Shampoo asked, remembering them that she didn’t have nearly as many scruples when it came to such things. "That maybe scare her off?"
"Anyone got any charms?" Ryoga asked.
"Last time we met something like this we could scare it off by knocking them on the head..." Ranma suggested.
No clear answers there.
“Isn’t a Succubus a western demon? Maybe we should go look for a priest..?” Akane suggested, trying to remember if there was anything that could help. “Kodachi goes to a catholic school, maybe one of their teachers has something that could help?”
Huh, this was kind of frustrating. Usually when they encountered something supernatural an expert conveniently showed up to explain how it worked and how best to beat it. At least what the rules were so they could do something about it!
"First things first, we have to find this succubus if we're going to do anything about her," Ranma said. "At the very least, we can tie her up, resist the urge to spank her, and then haul her off someplace that might know how to handle her."
Yeah, that seemed to make sense.
“Right, she won’t see us coming!” Ryouga agreed, rubbing his hands in glee at the thought of that foolish perverted devil at their mercy.
"She'd better not see us cumming," Akane said. "Come on, let's sweep the hotel and check room to room."
Alright. Gameplan set. They knew what they were doing now. All four of them were heading off in a coordinated search through the hotel, or more accurately three of them were doing that while occasionally keeping Ryoga from wandering off from the rest of the group.
This was a bit of a silent endeavour for the four of them, since they all knew the seriousness of the situation. The last thing that you should do on a stealth mission is talk unnecessarily. Which meant their minds started to wander a little bit, and what else would they wander onto than the other three with them.
Let's look in on them one at a time to get an idea of what they're thinking. Ranma Saotome seems as good a place as any to start.
<i>“How have I missed Akane’s hotness so far? Sure, she isn’t as cute as my girl form, but these legs and that ass make me want to lick her all over.”</i> His brain went on.
Akane turned to look back at him, and gave him something of a dirty look.
<i>"Oh yeah, her personality's really rough, and she has a super violent temper."</i>
As Ranma thought that, Shampoo bumped into his back, causing his attention to shift.
<I>"Shampoo's kind of the same deal though. Guh, that body is almost flawless. Those boobs, that figure, that face... She's cute and she's bubbly, but she's so casual about hurting people that it's a major turnoff."</i>
Right then, Ranma noticed Ryoga wandering off track, forcing Ranma to take his hand and guide him back down the way they were meant to be going.
<i>"Then there's Ryoga. I wish he was more level headed. What is it with me, why do so many cute people I know turn out to be so violent anyway? Is it something about me? Nah, can't be. I'm awesome, the problem is with them."</i>
So close to a breakthrough there Ranma, but alas... Let's see if Akane is having any better luck.
<I>"Am I gay? I mean, Nabiki likes to tease me all the time. Ranma got dumped on me because I hate boys, but... Pretty sure I'm into men. So why is it that I feel funny when I look at Ranma's girl form or Shampoo?"</i>
Akane risked a glance back at the two of them.
<i>”Sure, Shampoo has the body of a supermodel and I cannot quite believe that Ranma’s female form is fully japanese, but that shouldn’t be enough, right? People don’t feel all hot and bothered regardless of their sexuality just because the target is really damn hot? Perhaps I should ask around sometimes, if I feel weak in the knees at the thought of sucking these big, bouncy tits of Ranma, then Sayuri and Yuka have to feel the same, right?”</i>
That last thought soon caught up with her. Oh gosh she couldn't ask her friends about that! This was how rumours kicked off, and there were enough funny rumours about her and Ranma already thank you very much. Which meant that she'd have to work this out on her own, and the only way that she could think of that would work would be... if after the fact she pulled Ranma, Ryoga, and Shampoo into yet further threesomes.
The sacrifices we have to make to discover ourselves. Oh, sure. She was pretty sure that she liked Ranma. As in, like like. Ryoga though? He was a friend! And Shampoo was a bitch! An extremely sexy bitch, but a bitch nonetheless. Asking the two of them for help like this... Maybe if she put it down to after effects of fighting this succubus? That might work. They'd probably believe that...
Next up was Ryoga Hibiki, whose thoughts more or less amounted to "Aha, the succubus is this way!" and attempting to walk in a different direction from the rest of the group. He's pretty straightforward like that.
Last was Shampoo. Now, she was a very different person than the other three. Where Akane and Ranma were insecure in their own way and Ryoga was a bit of a knucklehead, Shampoo was a schemer. She was manipulative, she was cunning, and right here she saw an opportunity to get what she wanted: Attention from her airen.
<i>“Wonder if Airen would like threesome with slutty kitchen destroyer? Shampoo can work with that, could seduce Akane and make her into minion for greater good of amazons!”</i>
Her eyes darted between the two of them, carefully studying their figures and liking what she was seeing. Shampoo had always been a little bit bisexual, with a preference for men. Especially men that weren't Mousse. So she had little trouble entertaining the idea. She'd been going about this the wrong way up until now, that much was clear to her. Instead of trying to drive a wedge in between Ranma and Akane she should have tried to bed them both at once. She'd thought that Akane wouldn't go for it, but that girl was definitely checking out both her and Ranma's girl form right now. Definitely something to that.
As for the Hibiki boy... He was quite the hunk as well it turned out. Not quite to Shampoo's taste, admittedly. Too much muscle, too hard. Not the right balance like Ranma, and also a bit stupid. But... Cute in a kind of stupid well meaning way. Hrm. Maybe if she brought him along someone else back in the village might like a good ride? He was pretty skilled in bed, lots of stamina. Not quite to Shampoo's taste but she could certainly see others enjoying that dish...
Suddenly, Ranma threw out her hand in front of everyone else, stopping them cold in their tracks. The trio flattened themselves up against the wall and stared further down the corridor. And what they saw was -
- The succubus approaching fast.
- Ukyo searching for them.
- Hiroshi and Daisuke, clearly spellbound.
- Akane's friends. Maybe they're under the succubus' influence and must be snapped out of it!
- A large mysterious heart shaped bed. Out in the middle of the corridor, and it's big enough for all four of them.
- Something else
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