It's worth noting that, while Rias Gremory and Sona Sitri were fiersome rivals, they were not so foolish that they would maintain that sense of one upmanship in the middle of a crisis. The idea that something was messing with everyone's perception - even theirs - to favour perverted antics... It didn't sit well with either of them. Neither had encountered something that potent, yet subtle. There <i>should</i> be signs of easily detectable magic all over the school, and yet... Nothing out of the ordinary. Not one thing they didn't expect to see.
This meant whoever had done this, they were both incredibly powerful and incredibly skilled. A master of illusion and mind influencing magics, perhaps even someone comparable to their older siblings. A worrying thought considering either of them could have blown up Japan with little to no effort if they tried it.
Sona pushed her glasses up her nose, and from this angle the light reflecting off them made her eyes completely invisible. "It seems that we shall have to indulge in the scientific method to discover the root cause," she said. "Data. We need more data."
"I'm not sure we can find Brent Spiner on such short -" Rias began. Sona elbowed her. "Yes, yes. I know what you mean. This is hardly a war, and more like a mystery that we need to solve. One can hardly solve a mystery without finding clues."
Which meant they would have to be on the watch for any perverted incidents outside the norm. If anything looked like it might go too far they could step in right there and then to deal with it, but otherwise... otherwise what could they do when they didn't even know what they were fighting against?
"What sort of thing should we be looking for?" Sona asked. Rias quirked her eyebrows. "I'm checking we're on the same wavelength, I do have a few things in mind already."
"Excuse me," said the head of the drama club, strutting on by while wearing a skimpy white bunnygirl outfit. She was walking as if she was trying to wag her little poofy white tail with every single step, while balancing an invisible tray on her breasts. Ugh, honestly, the kind of plays that club puts on...
"Students being unusually frisky," Rias counted off on her fingers. "Wearing oddly revealing outfits.” She added another finger.
"Wearing unusual outfits..." Sona repeated. Something was bothering her. As in, really, really bothering her. "Would low cut white bunnygirl outfits with thong leotards count as oddly revealing?"
As soon as she asked the question Sona remembered something. The play that the drama club were putting on was Romeo and Juliet. There were hardly any bunnygirls at all in that play! Both Rias and Sona stared after the drama club president with slack jaws.
"How did we miss that?" Sona whispered. "It's so... obvious!"
"Nobody else in the corridor seems to be paying it any mind either," Rias said. And nor they were. The other students were engaged in perfectly ordinary activity all around her, like groping each other's breasts, or rubbing their butts into another’s crotch. They were completely ignoring the extremely blatant perversion happening right before their eyes.
The bunny girl was distributing non existent drinks to the guests on the stage, including the co-stars. It seemed this was the start of the play, the party on which Romeo and Juliet meet for the first time. Rias noted momentarily that these victorian style clothes were far skimpier than expected.. people back then didn’t wear miniskirts, right?
Then suddenly the bunny whirled around and bumped herself playfully on the head. “Oh my, stars and garters! I just remembered, I’m late for a very important date! My apologies, but I must be off, for I am late, so very late!” And with a hop and a skip, she jumped off the stage and raced off towards the exit.
"After her!" Rias and Sona said in unison, and yes indeed, off they raced after this weirdo bunnygirl. It would be easy for either one of them to bring her down with a spell - but in front of all these ordinary humans that might not be the best plan. A smarter move would be a simple pursuit.
A human would never have the slightest chance of escaping them unless they hide in a crowd. Devils have much better senses than humans even without using obvious magic. All Sona had to do was hit her with a tracer spell, and they'd know immediately where she was at all times!
At least, in theory. In practise, the white clad bunny-girl ran into the cafeteria and then seemed to vanish by the time Rias and Sona were in there.
"Where is she?" Rias asked. "You did hit her with a tracking spell, I saw it land."
"It looks like she's heading towards the music building," Sona said. "Not the fastest route, but that is the general direction."
"Hey, Madame President!" a familiar voice called out. Ah? Saji? Their newest member, her latest Pawn? "Why don't you join us for tea?"
Genshirou Saji, a young man with a crush on her and almost as much perversion as Issei. Sona didn’t dislike him, but she really would have preferred if he was less, ahem, lustfully inclined. He was sitting at a table in the corner of the room sipping on tea while two other council members - Ruruko and Momo - were sitting next to him. All three of them were naked, which was important for a reason Sona couldn't quite internalise. Oh well, she'd think of it later. Probably.
What was important was that these three were sitting around drinking tea at a time like this! Sona stomped on, ignoring the way Ruruko bent forward a little so that Saji could more easily take a sip from the tea gathered between her breasts.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing!" she said, putting her hands on her hips and leaning over the three of them, giving them all her very best evil eye. Well, not her <i>best</i> evil eye, she didn't want to turn them to stone or anything like that. "You're student council members! Why are you sitting around doing nothing when there's work to be done?"
“Ehh..? S-sorry Sona, we didn’t think a bit of a break would be that bad.” He said, eyes lowering a little so he was staring at her chest instead of her face. It was only momentarily, but Saji gulped before looking at her face again. It was clear that he liked what he saw.
"Change places!" a voice called out from somewhere in the room, and without a trace of warning the three council members suddenly moved to different seats.
"We're sorry Sona," Momo said in between spilling some lukewarm tea over her breasts. She flipped back her silver hair, then pressed the sides of her arms into her breasts pushing them together to create a sort of cup of flesh within her cleavage that would catch the water without spilling anything. "But you simply must understand. It is naked teatime, and it would be rude to refuse an invitation."
"Would you like to join us?" Ruruko asked. Huh, funny. This girl normally wouldn't care that much abotu being rude, but... Something about this all did seem to ring true
“Y-you already asked and I have more important things to do..” Sona said, hesitating in her answer for just a heartbeat.
"Ah... a nice cup of tea will surely calm you down," Saji said while he sipped from Momo's chest. "M-Maybe it would help give you a new direction for the problem?"
Hrm... There was a sense of logic to that. If Sona sat down for a bit, cleared her mind she might be able to catch wind of any perverted antics surrounding them. It was taking quite a lot of effort to concentrate in order to spot them.
“Maybe.. You do have a bit of a point.” She said, not noticing that her fingers were already unbuttoning her top. A few moments later, her sizable chest was released and her hands started moving towards the direction of her brassiere next.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Momo said while Ruruko - who had taken a sip of tea - fed Saji a mouthful baby bird style. "It seems as though we're out of seats."
"That's okay," Sona said, her fingers playing around with her skirt. "I can... sit in Saji's lap. Yeah, that sounds right."
"Mmm, yeah... It's nice and comfortable here, wish I'd thought of it," Ruruko said, eyeing the boy’s growing erection with a strange mix of desire and curiosity.
Sona felt... dizzy. Her head felt like it was full of mothballs. This was exactly what she needed to help clear her head. Actually, she was kind of looking forward to it.There was nothing in the world like naked tea time. She stepped forward letting her skirt and underwear drop to the floor -
"Alright, that's quite enough of that."
Only for Rias Gremory to step in front of her and slap her across the face. Usually an act like that would result in quite a lot of repair work for the surrounding vicinity - a Gremory slapping a Sitri was an extreme enough event, but for Rias to do so while Sona was naked in the middle of the... In the middle of the cafeteria...
"Grk!" she grunted, and hurriedly went to cover herself up. "H-How did that happen?"
"You took them off yourself," Rias said. "It was quite the show. Have you considered, perhaps, moonlighting as a stripper once you've graduated?"
“Says the one who strips at the slightest occasion when it comes to getting the attention of a certain Pawn.” Sona answered more out of reflex than serious anger, the gratefulness from being pulled back from.. that.. outweighing any negative feelings for now.
"Eh? What's wrong Madame President?" Saji asked. "Weren't you going to join us?"
"Join ussss..." Momo and Ruruko lewdly moaned.
Yeah, no, not doing that. Sona whirled around and quickly grabbed for her clothes, only to find... They'd been replaced. Her underwear was never that lacy. Her skirt was twice that length. Her top, by that size, would barely cover her breasts never mind coming down to cover everything it should have. Still, she didn't have much of a choice, now did she? Given the choice between this and nudity, it was obvious what way she would have to go!
"Not one word," Sona warned once she had finished dressing. "Did you see what happened to my clothes?"
Rias shook her head, but was barely able to hide her amusement. How infuriating! "Alas, no. It must have happened while my attention was on you. Though I dare say a lot more attention will be on you if you walk about wearing that."
"I doubt it," Sona said. "Look around. Everyone's sitting around drinking tea in their birthday suit like it's no big thing. Now I'm certain you're not making this up, something <i>very strange</i> is going on around here, and we need to get to the bottom of it. Right now."
- Back to Issei being tormented by Aika.
- Akeno is playing cricket outside. Perverted antics commence.
- Sona and Rias look into what happened to Sona's clothes, and catch the culprit.
- Sona and Rias figure out that perverts are the central point of this weird effect.
- The succubus continues pushing for changes to reality.
- Something else
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