You know something, for once Ranma was feeling pretty good about himself of late. He'd been feeling kind of, how to put it, pent up all day long but now he felt fresh and upbeat. If he was in girl form he might have been skipping down the street. Sure, it was a pain that their friends had caught them in the act yesterday, but... hell, he couldn't stop smiling even in spite of that.
Big part of the reason was seeing Shampoo's smiling face as they left this morning. That pretty girl sure was making life a lot easier for all of them. Another big reason was the <s>pet</s> girl walking down there on the pavement.
“Did you get a shorter uniform skirt?” He said, because he could see a lot more of her legs than usual.
"No, don't be silly! Why would I do that?" Akane asked.
“I dunno, maybe you want to flash people?” Ranma made a motion to flip up her skirt, but when Akane just stared at him with slight annoyance he backed off. If he pushed it, he felt like she might let him, but he wasn't in the mood for that kind of play right now. Though if he kept on staring at her legs like this it might change his mind...
Just then, something darted in between Akane's legs. It moved quickly, but not so much that Ranma couldn't plainly see what it was. His face grew pale. He stopped mid-step, barely able to repress the urge to scream.
"Aw, hello there mister kitty," Akane said, patting the little demon on its evil, wicked face. "No collar, are you a stray?"
Part of Ranma was terrified beyond belief. It was praying that this... thing would leave as suddenly as it had appeared. Ah, but there was also another part of Ranma that was praying for something else: Don't go for the easy pun, please Akane, don't go for the easy -
"Oh, I should really be more careful," Akane said. "I shouldn't play with a strange pussy out in public."
Grk! That was almost as damaging as the cat! Why did she have to go for such low hanging fruit? For that matter, why did she have to lean over like that in a shorter than normal skirt?! Fortunately he didn't have to worry about it for too long. Because something made a loud and horrible noise nearby that sounded like a scream, and it made the little hellspawn dash off back into the dark and lonely shadows from whence it came. Phew! Thank goodness that person (who was clearly not Ranma) screamed like that otherwise he might have embarrassed himself!
"Come on, Ranma! Stop staring into space like a dumbass! We're going to be late for school!"
Right. Right! The uncute <s>slut</s>one had a point. He couldn’t be late for school, especially if he walked in with Akane. They might think they were doing... Well, they wouldn’t be wrong at this point, but he didn’t want most people <b>knowing</b> that. Ugh! It didn't help that he was getting horny again for some reason. Must be something to do with the sight of the bottom of Akane's thighs, or something. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact he'd been accidentally conditioned to subconsciously associate his most primordial and deepest fear with a super hot babe practically throwing herself at him.
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If there was anything in her life that Nabiki Tendo was thankful for, it was Tatewaki Kuno. don't misunderstand. That wasn't in any terms of (yech) endearment or affection or even being able to tolerate him. No. Not at all. It was more like... how to put it? Free entertainment? Hell, if anything he often paid her for the opportunity to provide her with entertainment. What more could a girl ask for?
"What are you up to now, Kuno baby?" Nabiki asked. Kuno was huddled over his desk smiling like the cat that caught the canary. A more apt metaphor than she yet realised. "The last time I saw a smile like that, it was on a coyote two minutes before it fell off a cliff."
"Hmph! Shows your lack of intelligence Nabiki Tendo!" Kuno sniffed. "Coyotes cannot smile in the same way that humans would understand it! If you were more learned, you would know these things."
Right. She was the idiot in this conversation. In that case, it was time for her to employ guaranteed to succeed against Kuno manipulative tactic #4: She shrugged. "Fine, I don't really care. Just making conversation." Then turn her back, sit down, count to three and -
"If that is how you will be, then I shall tell you!" Never failed. The idiot liked the sound of his own voice to much. "I shall tell you why I smile so, you vile harpy! I have discovered it, you see. I have uncovered the weakness of Ranma Saotome!"
Those words stirred something deep, deep within Nabiki. Certain words spoken by a certain busty foreign girl living at her house. Did he... know something that he wasn't meant to? Did that mean she would have to... seduce Tatewaki Ku- Guh! She felt herself turning green, and not the fun kind. Unfortunately for Shampoo Nabiki hadn't been nearly conditioned enough to be okay with that idea, and if she'd been forced to pursue it then she might have even figured out what was going on.
Fortunately for Shampoo, Tatewaki Kuno is a loudmouthed idiot. Then again that was kind of the cause of the problem in the first place, so it was ultimately a wash.
"Ranma Saotome... Is afraid of cats!" Kuno yelled, and somehow a collage of all manner of cats formed around him. Cute little kittens, callicos, shorthairs, and even larger species like tigers and lions (but no bears because they're not felines) oh my. "Heeheehee... Hahahaha! What a pathetic whelp! Even more of a fool than that bandanna wearing buffoon!"
"That's nice," Nabiki absently remarked. Three, two, one...
"I shall take great delight in humiliating him in front of your little sister, the radiant Akane Tendo! She shall see him, cowering in fear, and know him for what he truly is. A spineless coward who must resort to trickery and deceit to overcome true skill and natural talent."
"Is that so?" Nabiki said. Humiliating Ranma? She could get behind that.
"Indeed! I have acquired no less than twenty housecats! I have arranged a trap for him. He shall be contained within, sprayed with a mixture of catnip and fish paste, adn trapped there! Trapped, I say! Until I deign to let him free!"
“And when will that be Kuno-baby?”
“When he has agreed to release all claims on Akane Tendo and the Pigtailed Girl of course!”
"Ah," Nabiki sighed. "Well, it would be a shame if he were to find out about such a <i>brilliant</i> plan in advance. He might have to beat up the stingy person who didn't pay a perfectly reasonable fee."
"Kukuku!" Kuno chuckled ominously. "You seek to blackmail me, Nabiki Tendo! But it is too late! The die is cast! Or should I see, the die is cat? For you see! I have already taken the precaution of initiating the plan already! At this very moment Ranma Saotome is in hell!"
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So. To recap her last half hour. Ranma had found a really suspicious love letter in his locker. He'd gone to investigate. Akane had come along as well to keep an eye on things. They went into the storage shed - then some bars dropped, some nozzles came out of nowhere, Ranma ducked under them and Akane got a full face of stinky fish and something else that smelled a little bit sweet but was too overwhelmed by the fish to let her figure out what it was.
Then the cats made their appearance. They came out from the floorboards and behind equipment. Ranma had made a funny noise, rattled the bars, and then made an ominous sound that could only be described as a 'yowl'.
Akane remembered saying something like "Ranma, are you alright?" while some cats were licking her face.
Then he pounced. The two of them stumbled to the floor. Ranma went "Yowr!" and playfully bit her neck.
And then? He fucked her. Oh, but he fucked her good and hard. Not that she wasn't, you know, helping him do it but Ranma was really doing most of the work. He didn't say a word, just made weird catlike noises the entire time, b-but it was a little weird that he'd do that since she was supposed to be the pet and he was meant to be the Master...
"Rowwwry!" Ranma yowled, nuzzling his cheek up against hers. Akane risked a look down. He was still hard as steel down there. Where did this come from? This kinky, dirty roleplay! This wasn't anything like yesterday on the roof, or any of the times that Shampoo had made her... Uh... Hold on, Shampoo hadn't actually made her do anything, those were only erotic fantasies she'd had.
Suddenly Ranma kipped up. His nose twitched. Sniffing the air. He padded around on all fours, naked as the day he was born. Then let out a loud "Rooowwr!" noise, and pawed at a wall, somehow leaving big deep claw marks. Then without warning the wall burst open.
"Shampoo sense naughty pet and airen do things they should not!" Shampoo said, standing defiantly in the hole where there had once been a wall. "It look like Shampoo instinct right on money!"
- It turns out that cat-Ranma has absolutely no trouble showing Shampoo affection.
- Nabiki is running interference to keep people from checking out the sound of a wall being destroyed.
- Meanwhile Kasumi encounters Ryoga and feels her conditioning settling in.
- Something else
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