Story: Curvy Rei

There was a definite air of unreality in the room. Students were pinching themselves on the arms, or on their legs. Some were putting their heads down on the table trying to go to sleep so they could wake up in reality. Hikar’s right eye had started twitching in a rather worrying manner after she had understood that this ridiculous scenario wasn’t going away no matter how much she tried to keep her professional act as a class president up.

Yep, this had to be a weird dream, that was the conclusion of pretty much every student. The alternative was.. that the universe had gone crazy and replaced their teacher with a futanari Shinji-Rei and a perverted Asuka-Rei.

The blue haired Asuka posing as a teacher clapped her hands loudly. "Heads up! Off desks! Stop pinching yourselves, this is not a dream you want to wake up from!"

"H-hold on now Asuka! What's going on?!" Hikari tried to protest. She stood up- or tried to. For some reason she couldn't quite move. "What happened to our regular teacher?"

"Oh, they're a bit tied up," Asuka said with a twinkle in her eye. "Now, I won't hear any more complaints. You are all to watch this first hand lesson, and then we move onto practical applications."

By first hand lesson, she meant <i>’watch as I'm screwed over the teacher’s desk by my fellow clone’</i> of course. Hikari opened her mouth to voice another protest, but the sound of cloth falling to the floor distracted her.

That cloth being the clothes that the blue haired Shinji was wearing. Hikari's mouth had already been open, but now it fell even wider still. As did her eyes, practically bulging out of their sockets. It was quite impossible. That feminine figure, those ridiculous breasts, that slender huggable waist, those hips, all of them contrasted to an astonishing degree with the ludicrously large penis hanging in between Shinji's legs. It was like the best of both worlds wrapped up in the same slender, shy package.

"Ehhh, please don't stare," Shinji blushed. Every boy in class had the same question at the front of their mind right then: 'Why am I so hard?'

"If you have enough time to blush, you have enough time to fuck," Asuka said, positioning her ass in such a position that Shinji would only have to move a little closer to stick it in. Her sweet, succulent... God, Hikari had to grip the sides of her desk to stop herself from getting up there and licking every square inch of that butt. Or swallowing that dick. Memories hit her of what she'd done with Toji, and her pussy screamed out for more, more, more of that please! But - but she was a good girl. She was responsible. That's why - that's why as the two intruders pretending to be teachers fucked each other right there in front of them Hikari made herself look away. It wasn't easy, but somehow she managed it.

"Now, I'm sure some of you adorable students are pondering why we are... ohhhh, so deep! Wh-why we are doing this."

Of course, they were still on her peripheral vision which wasn't making things any easier for her. Damn these horny clone things! She could still see! Asuka was standing perpendicular to them, hands on the desk and butt thrust out while Shinji was railing her from behind. She had to look even further away, to keep them completely out of her viewpoint.

“No-now, you probably think we are just screwing with you, but this is all a very important matter. Yes, yes that is the spot, good girl!” Asuka moaned, her body shaking and oversized chest jiggling in a very enticing manner.

"I'm a boy..." Shinji meekly protested.

Hikari's gaze fell on the window. Yes, she focused on what was going on outside. Maybe... maybe if she ignored the depravity and lunacy she could keep her head and not give in to these lustful temptations.

A group of female students were currently in their gym class. Limbering up to run track. Yep. That was normal. That was expected that was... There was that other pair of blue haired Shinji and Asuka down there. In tight fitting gym clothes. White shirts and tight bloomers. Ah! Sh-Shinji was upending a bottle of water to take a drink, but Asuka slapped his back and - and made it spill down his front! M-making the white shirt cling to his booooobs. His amazing booooobs. Ah... ahhh! And now that he was turning around Hikari could see that Shinji h-hadn't even bothered to hide his ridiculously sized junk in his bloomers and - and was openly walking around with it poking out from the side.

"You see, it all comes down to that Second Impact thing you've probably heard way too much about already," the Asuka in the classroom continued droning, not unlike their history teacher. That is, if their history teacher had a voice that would make a porn star blush and could moan in such an erotic manner that it made Hikari painfully aware of her erect nipples.

Meanwhile, down on the track Asuka had strutted over to where the boys were stretching and then started limbering up herself. Stretching over. Touching her toes. Lifting her leg up over her head. Then punctuating it by smacking her ass and rushing back over to the girls. Whereupon the boys followed and... And...

Hikari returned her attention to the classroom breathing very, very heavily

"Did you enjoy the show?" Asuka asked. "Mmm... Shinji, where did we send the last of us again?"

"Swimming pool," Shinji said. "They should be skinny dipping by now."

Another pair of them? At the swimming pool? How many were there?! Hikari's mind conjured up an image of herself fleeing the room, only to find them on every corner. Copulating and thrusting. She'd always felt like Asuka and Shinji were kind of interested in each other, that they'd make a cute couple if they'd only give each other the chance... but seeing these hypersexualised copies with blue hair and red eyes going at it like this was... it was disturbing! It was also really turning her on, but it was still a bit unsettling!

She'd run by the locker, and Asuka would say 'Hi Hikari! Could you please smack Shinji's butt and call him a bad name? My hands are too busy playing with his breasts."

And she'd do it without thinking about it. In front of her in reality Shinji had pulled the teacher's chair around so that he could sit on it and let Asuka push herself up and down while on his lap, reaching back to grasp his head for support.

"As I was saying! Second Impact made humanity sterile, at least everyone born afterwards." Asuka said. "I bet you didn't even know that. Did you? Well! Third Impact will be even worse! Hikari, stand up and put your hands on your desk while sticking out your butt!"

"...Huh?"

Now we have an even more serious dilemma to consider. Hikari was a good girl. She was the stable headed one in class. She was the one that, you know, could easily be considered the teacher's pet. If a teacher told her to do something, she would most certainly do it, after all they were her authority person and Hikari respected that position a lot.

Technically Asuka was their teacher right now, so her instincts were saying... Do as she says. On the other hand. Th-That would mean engaging in lewd behavior right in front of her fellow classmates. Which would set a bad example for everyone. Though not as bad an example as ignoring the teacher's instructions.. Though, it wasn’t like she knew that Asuka was really her teacher since she had never heard of the replacement being legitimate so this may all just be a trick..

The choice was rendered moot anyway. Asuka pointed with her finger and made a rising gesture, and Hikari felt herself pulled up, forced to stand exactly the way that she was told to.

Asuka took a deep breath and rose from the chair. "A group of old men want to become Gods by using Third Impact," Asuka said. Shinji also stood up and walked over towards where Hikari was standing, stroking his dick. His big hard perfect dick. “They are morons using a ancient user manual and doing the exact opposite of what they are being told to do in hopes that it will somehow work in their favor.”

"By the way, you don't have to have sex if you don't want to," Shinji said. Then he came. All over Hikari's face. Hot white liquid hit her. The stench was overpowering, the texture unmistakable.

"Now then, we will fix up all of you ladies and gentlemen and set you up." Asuka added with a nod, wiggling one finger in Hikari’s direction and causing her butt to float up in the air behind her. The class president’s skirt fell off and a moment later, her panties slipped down her legs and dropped on the ground.

“If you got a crush in another class, just say so and we will arrange a little date,” Shinji said.

"Now, as I was saying. Our solution is really simple. That semen has fixed Hikari's sterility issues, but she's going to need to get herself knocked up by one of you manly studs. In fact, she is super fertile right now, so the first guy to get to her will almost certainly impregnate her at the first try.”

Wh-What? No way! That sounded terrible! At the same time she felt so hot, and this sticky stuff all over her face had an oddly pleasant odor. Maybe... maybe she should give it a little try?

Oh wait never mind. Her body had already answered for her. By tackling Toji to the floor. Well, at this point she might as well roll with it.

"Ah... it feels good thwarting evil plans to destroy the world," Shinji sighed. "The human race will endure after all! Stronger and sexier than ever before."

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Meanwhile, back in the infirmary, Shinji was kind of getting bored. Now that they'd found a safe haven where the Reis couldn't reach, all they'd been doing was sitting around. Next to Asuka. Who was cradling the twins. Looking more and more like a mother with each passing moment. Singing some German lullaby to them that they seemed to like. Misato was busy too, working with the staff. It left him feeling kind of pointless, you know?

"What do you suppose is going on out there?" he asked. Not to anyone in particular.

“Hmm..?” Asuka mumbled looking up and momentarily stopping in her song. “Probably playing around with any poor sods they caught. Don’t forget how they were screwing with us when they had the chance.”

Yeah... He hoped they weren't causing too much trouble out there.

"What do you suppose Misato is working on?"

"How am I supposed to know?" Asuka snapped. "Shush now. I just got them down. Are you trying to wake them up?"

Wow, this was such a contrast to how she usually was. Maybe it was some kind of property of these offspring? Bringing out Asuka's maternal side? It was kind of nice. Though he had the funny feeling that if someone tried to take them away, they'd probably lose a finger...

There was a knock on the door. The guard next to them stiffened up. The other guard was taking a rest, so Shinji stood up and grabbed a baseball bat that was inside the infirmary for some reason. He was feeling kind of protective as well, come to it.

"Who is it?" the guard called.

"It's me, Doctor Akagi! Let me in!"

Doctor Akagi? Oh, thank goodness. Shinji went to the eyehole to take a look outside. Just in case there were Reis making her -

His face went pale. That wasn't Ritsuko Akagi out there. It was a musclebound woman, flexing her muscles, while two others posed behind her. It almost made him want to say 'Awaken My Masters' for some reason.

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Kaji was kind of a reckless guy by reputation, but that was only his intention. If you come across as reckless, people tend to be caught off guard if you're actually super prepared. Needless to say, but nothing about today was in his little book of things to be prepared for. And something else was about to happen very shortly that was also outside of that book. Not that Kaji would notice...

"We need a plan," he told Aoba and Makoto. The three men were sitting in a circle, while Rei was off breastfeeding li'l Shinji in the corner of the room. "Rei has been able to get us some useful information about the enemy's intentions, but we still don't -"

The door opened. He grabbed his gun, ready to fire out at any Reis that might come inside. None did, much to his relief.

"I thought you had locked that," Aoba said.

"I did," Kaji said. He quickly marched on over and made sure it was locked properly, this time even going so far as to stuff a chair right up against the entrance.

“Think they left something in our heads to make us hallucinate or paranoid?” Makoto questioned, looking around as if he were expecting some kind of monster to jump out of a shadow any second now.

"Possible, but their modus operandi seems to revolve around -"

All three men stopped all of a sudden. Their trousers then mysteriously dropped in unison, and a sensation rather like a highly skilled titjob hit them all in unison. Yet all three ignored it. Much as they were ignoring the whispers and shy titters running through the room that almost sounded like Maya Ibuki.

"They tried hitting us with subliminals. Right?" Makoto said. "Maybe if we broadcast subliminals of our own, that should put them to sleep?"

"We should test it out on the ones we have captured first," Aoba said. "The last thing we need is accidentally making them stronger. Besides, I've never made subliminals before. Have you?"

Spontaneously, and without any of the three of them seeming to notice, their penises got bigger. And the whispers got more intense. Making suggestions. Tactics they could employ. Methods they could use to contain the Reis.

And all they'd have to do is head on in. Go check on their prisoners. Test some of these ideas out. It was only the right thing to do, after all. They did want to defeat those Reis, didn't they?

It only goes to show. No matter how prepared you might be, it's the little things you don't notice that always get you in the end...

1. Rei notices the Maya, and manages to save the men from them.
2. The Maya convince the men to check in on the prisoners, what harm could it be?
3. The Ritsuko break into the infirmary.
4. The lesson continues.
5. Something else