Sunday, 4 November 2018

Story: Sailor Moon Titnosis





Kirino was a ninja. A proud ninja who was considered by her family as nearly a master of the Shuusui style of ninjutsu. Her clan had worked in the shadows, continuing to fight for whomever they thought worthy even long after the more famous ninja clans, like the Iga and Koga had faded into the annals of history. Even after she had decided to give up her position as the heir of the clan to follow her dream of being a singer, she was still one of the deadliest and most talented ninja in Japan.

So why couldn't she take her eyes off those tits? Those perfect magnificent tits. Even Yukari Tsukino's tits weren't so big, so perfect, so splendid. Yet no matter how utterly flawless a pair of tits might be surely a ninja of her level of skill and talent should be able to summon up the willpower to look at something else.

"I am a devil," Koneko said, by now sitting in Kirino's lap with her tits inches away from the girl's face. She leaned back with her hands clasped around Kirino's own breasts. Though really, compared to this girl's chest you couldn't even call them breasts. "You are a ninja. A highly dangerous ninja who specialises in fighting devils. True or false?"

"True," Kirino immediately answered, gaze still locked in place.

"After I finish my next sentence, you may freely move to attack me," Koneko continued. Kirino tensed up. What did she mean by - Ah! She wet her lips in anticipation, but Koneko stayed annoyingly silent for a full minute longer. Actually it might have been more than a minute: In the midst of that Koneko pulled Kirino's face right into her evil sinister perfect tits and, well, the passage of time ceased to mean anything for a bit there.

She was still aware, but it was a distant awareness, like someone who had missed a ton of sleep and was only barely keeping their eyes open. It was hard to think, hard to move or do anything but lie in between the soft valley of the devil’s perfect tits.

"Um..." the nun whispered. "Just a thought, but if you do attack her, then you'll probably wind up damaging her tits."

Huh? Well, yeah of course she would. Any kind of attack that she might launch would inherently damage this devil's magnificent tits. That was only common sense. Since the devil was attached to the tits, it was inevitable that her attack would hurt her tits.

"But if you don't attack me in thirty seconds, it means you have to take off all your clothes and moo like a cow."

The devil had said the sentence. Kirino's body was free to move. Koneko leaped an impressive distance across the room - but only enough to allow Kirino freedom to attack. She stood up. It felt like her limbs should be shaking but still - she found her sword quickly enough. Heart pounding in her chest, she lifted her sword above her head and made ready to strike down upon the evildoer, making ready to cleave her in twain!

Cleave her... cleavage.

She froze in place. Nothing was holding her there, but still. She couldn't move. Those tits. They were right there, thrust out. Waiting to be attacked, begging for her to eradicate them from the world - and yet... and yet the world would be so diminished if such works of art were to be removed from it. Ah! In her mind she could already conjure up the song lyrics to describe them!

"Ten seconds left," Koneko sang. Grk! Kirino adjusted the position of her strike. Go for the neck. No need to hit the chest. Destroy the brain, sever the spine. That would be enough. Except... except she couldn't look away from them to aim the hit. By now her breathing was on the point of hyperventilating. Attack! Attack! Attack, blast you!

“My, you ninjas seem to be quite weak willed," Koneko said. “Or perhaps you have a thing for women with big tits?”

The time elapsed without anyone drawing attention to it. Kirino dropped her sword, and shortly thereafter her clothes. Without ceremony, without even feeling anything. Then... "moooo!" she moaned, and even though she had not been instructed to do so her hands went to her chest and wandered around them, using her nipples like beacons in the night.

“That was almost too easy.” Koneko said to her companions, a rather devilish smirk on her lips.

"Gotta admit... that was a pretty convincing moo," Naru nodded.

“A bit of a shame that she won’t give any milk even if she keeps trying though.” Koneko added, one hand rising to her chin. “I guess after we are done with her, we could make her our little pet cow.”

"I don't know, that seems to be going a little too far," Index protested. "I don't have a problem playing with her for a little while, but..."

Koneko turned to complain - but fell silent when her eyes fell on Index's hypnobust. It wasn't that Index had done so on purpose or anything like that. It had simply happened. One of the few disadvantages that come with Titnosis really, you are always an eyeful away from going into mindless trance.

Well. That and the highly addictive sexual aspect to it were pretty much the only real disadvantages if we're being completely honest.

"Okay," Koneko sighed, eyes fluttering. "I'll play with her a little longer, then let's see what she knows of these guys sinister little plot."

Play with her... a little longer? Kirino shook her head and tried to complain, but all that came out was a sensual "Moooo!" She didn't even realise it was possible to make a sensual moo sound! Well, now she knew at the very least, but - "Mooo!" she insisted.

"Mph, music to my ears," Koneko said. She tilted Kirino's head up and kissed her full on the lips. To Kirino's shock, her body reciprocated. Ah! And n-now her bare chest was touching - touching - Touching the embodiment of perfection in this imperfect realm.

"Um, Koneko?" Naru coughed. "It's nice that you have a girlfriend and everything, but this girl is one of the bad guys. We should really be interrogating her."

"Mmm, but I am interrogating her," Koneko pulled away her mouth a fraction, leaving Kirino making a face like a fish. Gawping and pouting as if begging for the kiss to continue - A kiss from a devil! Ah, if her ancestors could see her, they would be so embarrassed over all of this. "While we could easily make her talk right here and now, I think it would be better in the long run if we take her to the point where she'll talk of her own volition.

"Her own volition?" Index asked.

"I'm a devil," Koneko said. "I know how to make deals. Watch. Miss Ninja? . As of this moment, my tits only have power over you if you let them. You can capture me, kill me and I won't fight back, or even leave to find allies... Or you can stay and lick every square inch of my tits. But if you do lick every square inch of my tits, then you agree to betray your allies."

Betray... her allies? Kirino pushed herself away and shook her head. Sure enough, her body was free to move however she wanted. She retrieved her clothes from the ground and made sure to cover herself up. Not that it mattered much anymore - they'd seen everything already. Well anyway. She hurriedly got dressed while inching towards the door. The devil was still standing there, thrusting out her tits like they were something to be proud of. Well, okay: They were. That wasn't the point!

"I'll - I'll bring help and crush you," Kirino warned. "Wh-Whatever spell you've cast over me to make me feel and act this way, we'll find a counter and then we'll - We'll lick you!"

“Goodness, she is already breaking.” The devil remarked conversationally to the silver haired girl next to her. “I thought she would at least get a few steps out of the room.” As she said that, she slowly rolled her shoulders and head as if her neck were stiff. It caused a series of very distracting motions to start up on her gigantic tits.

"I bet that she's afraid, too!" Koneko continued, still slowly rolling her hands over her tits. "I bet that if she took a single lick, that would be it. She'd not be able to control herself. All of her ninja training would be for naught, as she helplessly licked away her free will."

It was such an obvious trick that Kirino felt a little insulted at the very idea of it. As if she'd take that as an excuse to march right on over to the devil again, stick out her tongue and dab it against those perfectly splendid tits. Uh... even though that is exactly what she'd done. She gulped a bit. This may have proven to be a mistake. Why? Because she'd licked a little bit of sweat off those tits, and now its taste was all over her mouth.

And it was... delicious.

No, no, no. that wasn't the sweat from the tits. That was something else. Yeah, it had to be her imagination. Right! She'd imagined the most sublime taste had come from licking this devil's tit. Which of course she would now prove by licking it a second time. And a third. And a hundredth.

There had to be a trick to it! Perhaps she had covered her chest in some kind of drug? There was no way that any pair of tits, even one so perfect, could taste like fluffy clouds, rainbows and first love. Not least of which because these things didn’t have a taste in the first place!

All of a sudden Koneko reached down and held Kirino's head out at arm's length. "Ah, just to warn you but that's the last square inch," the devil warned. "If you lick it, then it means you're such a slutty ninja that my tits are more important to you than your friends and allies."

The truth of that statement sunk into Kirino's mind, and without a fraction of hesitation as soon as Kirino removed her hand she immediately dove for that last square inch. It was weird. On the one hand, she'd chosen to do that of her own free will. On the other, the idea of free will existing in the same universe as these tits seemed like a grand cosmic joke. Everything after that kind of became a weird blur. All she could see or feel or experience were the three busty beautiful women surrounding her, rubbing their tits up against Kirino's body and asking her questions.

"What's your name?" She answered honestly. "Who do you work for?" Well nobody at the moment. "What is your evil scheme?" To sneak out and sing karaoke. Especially if the lyrics are naughty. "... Do you have a crush on anyone?" Oh yeah, I'm in total denial about it but there's this one guy called Hachibei. He's a real pervert and he's only really interested in my sensual singing voice, but there's something kinda sweet about him too. And when it gets down to it he always has my back.

"So... you really aren't working with the youma at all?"

"No..." Kirino sighed.

“Then why were you fighting Tuxedo Kamen?” A distant part of Kirino’s brain wondered who that was, wait do they mean the weird guy in the suit?

“I was hired to protect the money of some jewelry shop owner.. he was with the weird girls in fetish gear who were clearly up to no good.” Right that was how it went.

"Girls we have made a tremendous mistake," Naru announced. "The sort you'd normally see in a gag manga, especially of the harem genre.

“Eh, she shot lightning at us, so I think we are even now?” Koneko said, her voice containing just a hint of awkwardness.

"I have an idea!" Index jumped in excitement. "Hey, hey! Kirino! How about you join us? Huh? Wouldn't you like to have hypnotits like these?"

Large... hypnotic tits? Once upon a time Kirino would have sliced in half anyone suggesting such a thing. But after her experiences today, there was a certain kind of appeal to the notion. She wobbled a bit, drooled a lot. So much so that when she nodded her head, it just went everywhere. With tits like that, she could get all she ever wanted. Have that guy eat out of her hand, get the other girls to back off. And it would boost her career as an idol so much! Not to mention the added bonus skills it might grant her as a ninja...

"All you have to do is say these words aloud."

There was a piece of paper being held up in front of her eyes. Two nonsense words on it. Two nonsense words which would apparently somehow give her big hypnotic tits. It didn’t really make sense, but nothing about this situation made any sense in the first place. So who was she to question things now?

"Boobicus Maximus."

And on saying those two nonsense words Kirino learned that the pleasure she had thought was overwhelming before was absolutely nothing when compared to the experience of welcoming titnosis into her life.

  1. The girls catch Kirino up on this whole titnosis thing.
  2. Meanwhile, how are the Sisters getting on with their command?
  3. Cinder's plan proceeds apace.
  4. The actual villains are up to more shenanigans.
  5. Something else

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