Story: NGE Ring of Truth

Shinji's panic stricken retreat led him directly away from the Geofront and straight towards another place entirely. A much less threatening place. The home of fellow pilot Rei Ayanami. Now one might wonder why he didn't go to the military base that was created explicitly to combat the very kind of being that he was running away from. What with its massive staff of highly trained professionals, high tech equipment and what have you it would have been far more sensible for him to rush off in that direction.

And that was pretty much what the young boy was pondering as well as he hightailed it directly towards Rei's place. Maybe it was a subconscious rejection of his father, preferring someone his own age? That was probably it. Probably. Or maybe it was because he was kind of horny and his dick was leading him directly towards a cute girl that he thought might be kind of into him a little bit.

"Hrm... There have definitely been some improvements," a familiar sounding voice said as Shinji climbed the stairs. That was Rei! "Not bad, but they are not as large or impressive as Misato's."

"Rei, come quick -" Shinji began, then trailed off at what he found up here. It was Rei. Topless. Giving her breasts a thorough examination. Her larger than normal breasts. Her 'as big as Misato at least' breasts. Maybe it was the adrenaline from running all the way here (wow, he'd ran all the way here? Must be fitter than he thought) away from the Sexy Maid, but right now it was all he could do to not stare silently at the pleasing display in front of him.

"Is this why men are so fascinated by them?" Rei pondered aloud. "Does it truly come down to visual appeal?." Then she began to play with her nipples. If a surgeon had walked up to Shinji at that moment they could have performed a perfect appendectomy without him making a peep. So long as they did not obscure his view of boooobs.

Alas, this moment lasted only until his body went 'hey dumbass! You wanna start breathing a bit heavier here, you just ran a fair distance.'Which caused him to suck in a deep lungful of air, which caught Rei's attention.

"Ah, pilot Ikari," Rei said. She walked up to him, running one hand along her chest while the other was circling her butt. "Which do you prefer? Tits or ass?"

"I'll have a side of either, with a foot fetish to go..." Shinji mumbled, then shook his head. "Hold on... That Sexy Maid looked like you. Rei! Did that Sexy Maid do something to you?"

The question was quickly cast to the wind when Rei suddenly licked her own breast. "Strawberry," she commented. "Shinji Ikari. Do breasts normally taste like strawberry?"

"Buh..." Shinji answered. He shook his head again, and lifted his fist as though making ready to punch himself in the dick. Fortunately common sense prevailed, which made a nice change of pace, and he instead resigned himself to a weary sigh. "Why does being a pilot involve so many pervy things?" he griped. "All I want is a more boring school life."

Of all things, that gripe pulled Rei Ayanami away from playing with her breasts and butt. An astonishing feat all things considered. In point of fact most would have sunk further into playing with such pleasant things rather than pay a whining boy any heed, so you can see that this girl had different priorities than most. Anyway, the point is that she stopped licking her strawberry flavoured boob and looked Shinji dead in the eyes. Oh sure she was still groping herself with wild abandon, but that's hardly the point.

"There is nothing perverted about being a pilot," Rei said, oblivious to the sparkling ring of lies on her finger. Not to mention her rather unusual actions right now. "You are still learning vital life lessons that will help you become a responsible adult."

Oh dear.

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Gendo Ikari used to be an alcoholic who got into a lot of pointless fights for the hell of it. He's since cleaned up, and become among the most powerful and influential people in the world. Nonetheless...

"This will be our new plugsuit design," his chief scientist Ritsuko Akagi said. Modeling it personally for him in his office. While the old plugsuit design covered everything from the neck down, the same could not be said of this new model. For reasons that he somehow felt would be better off left unsaid the belly was completely bare and the material around both the chest and thighs was as translucent as a dirty window.

"...May I enquire the purpose of this new design?" Gendo asked in spite of his better judgment.

"What else?" Ritsuko shrugged. "It's to help the pilots learn how to be completely irresponsible. Of course it goes without saying that as of tomorrow their boring curriculum will be replaced with one studying all manner of fetishes. Spanking up first, and then things will go from there."

The bottle of gin underneath his chair was practically screaming for Gendo to take a sip. He ignored it. Not yet. Not yet.

"I see," he said. "All the better to fight the Sexy Maids."

"Of course." Now Ritsuko was leaning on his desk seductively. Oh dear. "Judging from the profiles, I fully expect that the girls will be even more eager to learn these lessons than the boys. By the time we're done with them the sensual wiles of our insidious enemy will have no effect at all on any of them."

And there was his limit. Gendo spun his chair around, facing away from Ritsuko. Sufficiently hidden he brought the gin to his lips and downed the whole lot in a single go.He had the funny feeling that if Yui was revived and she found out about all of this, she'd probably kick his ass from dawn to dusk.

It would be worth it in the end, but it would still hurt like hell. Not nearly so much as it hurt living through this experience, but... Hell! At least he had some real professionals on staff to keep things from getting too out of hand.

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Go back in time ten years and tell people that knew her that Misato Katsuragi would hold the human race's future in the palm of her hand. They'd look at you with shock, throw up their hands and say "great, we're doomed the second she gets horny." To which someone else would add "So basically the second she's got this responsibility."

Well, the world hadn't ended yet. Hah! She sure showed them! Okay, okay, maybe the whole Sexy Maid thing was a little bit on the silly side - but who cared about that when she was doing her duty in protecting these pilots from the debauched corruption of their insidious ene-

"Ugh... Gotta stop listening to Ritsuko," Misato grumbled while returning home."Who even uses the word 'insidious' in everyday conversation? It's completely unnatural."

"Ooh la la, zis is ze best!"

A shock went through her spine on hearing that lousy French accent. Not because it was absolutely atrocious, mind... Well, not <i>entirely</i> because it was absolutely atrocious. She only ever heard that accent when a Sexy Maid was on the attack!

Her body language transformed in a heartbeat. In one moment she had been the kind of fun loving girl those idiots ten years ago would think her to be, but the next? They wouldn't recognise her. This kind of serious body language wouldn't fit the Misato they knew, not one bit of it. She moved up to the door into her apartment with a smooth professionalism that would have left them floored. Her back to the door, she pulled out a concealed weapon. Not a gun, nor a knife, but something a lot, ahem, lewder. Couldn't be too careful with Sexy Maids going around and conventional weapons did nothing but make them wetter.

"Hold it right there!" Misato yelled. And it was worse than she thought. Asuka and Rei, rolling around on the floor together, both of them naked. In the classic 69 position. In and of itself that wouldn't be too bad. She could deal with them being lesbian lovers. It was what they were rolling around on top of that was causing her trouble. It was unmistakably a Sexy Maid uniform!

"Oh, 'ello zere Misato!" Asuka greeted. She waved at Misato, seeming quite sleepy. "Will be wiz tou een a moment! I have to finish off Rei first, teehee!"

"Ooh la la!" Rei fanned herself. The poor girl was crosseyed! Oh, Misato had arrived in the nick of time. "So enthusiastic."

Well, this left Misato with no choice at all. Weaponized vibrator in hand, she stalked across towards Asuka and pressed it right up against her inner thigh. Turns out she'd quite misread the situation.

"I won't let you corrupt Rei," Misato warned. Well then. This couldn't possibly make things worse, now could it?

1. Asuka said that she'd get to Misato in a minute. How does the ring of truth take that?
2. Shinji and Rei compare notes - and work out the Ring of Lies in the process.
3. The Sexy Maid slips off in the confusion, hoping that Asuka's corruption is sufficient for now.
4. Something else