Okay. Okay. Breathe, Lum. Remember to breathe. You weren't looking for something like this, but now you'd found it. Like a poor man who stumbled upon an ancient tomb full of gold now that she'd found this treasure she almost didn't know what to do with it.
Almost.
Oh yes, she could think of a thing or three. First, go for something vanilla just to see if it was as intense as it had looked. Then get used to that level, and ramp up things a bit. Use some of the tricks and techniques that were used to try and make Oni men hard for long enough to have sex.
Whew, imagine what might happen if she gave him erectile medication! Th-The possibilities, they stretched across the horizon - but no! No, that would be in the future. For now, Lum was gonna get her some.
“I haven’t seen you that determined to get laid since you were ripped off with those aphrodisiac scams.” Oyuki commented, sipping more tea. The two aliens were up in Ataru’s room still, after Shinobu dragged Ataru downstairs.
"You had your turn," Lum sniffed. "Seems only fair that I get mine."
"Might I recommend hurrying?" Oyuki suggested. "If that human girl has her way, it would be seen as quite inappropriate for you to seduce him." Lum gave her a blank look. "They have this thing on Earth called 'marriage'"
"I know what marriage is!" Lum yelled. Right. It was where a woman was lucky enough to find a man who they could reliably make horny. "I just... I thought they had this harem thing instead!"
“Oh no, that’s not normal.” Oyuki shook her head. "Only certain influential people in Earth's history have ever had harems." She thought it over for a moment. "Well... Them and some of their more unusual comic or animated series."
Grk! Well, that didn't make much sense to Lum either. Why wouldn't someone who was <i>that much</i> of a stud in bed have one of these harem things? It only stands to reason! Well... That Earth girl had said she was going to discuss the possibility of marriage with the stud's parents. In which case, she would soon learn a lesson that all sentient beings across the cosmos had already long since learned!
Never get in the way when an Oni woman was after a man.
Incidentally: Every alien species out there (save the Yukki-Onna) had the exact same motto about themselves. Not that any of them recognised the fact.
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Okay now. Deep breath. This is what normal people do. Every day. Normal people in normal relationships sit down with the parents of their beloved and set out an agreement to get married. Which were impusively agreeded to because of an alien invasion. Happens all the time.
What doesn't normally happen is that the core reason for wanting this marriage in the first place is cock addiction. Which leads to wanting that cock kept exclusively for her benefit. Hers. Hers alone and nobody else can be filled by that precious hunk of meat.
"My, my Shinobu!" Mrs Moroboshi said serenely, sitting in front of Shinobu with an odd smile on her face. "Asking us to sit down like this with such a serious tone. Why, I almost expect you to tell me that I'm going to be a grandmother. Ho. Ho. Ho."
There was no humour in that laugh. And for some reason there was a knife resting in the woman's lap. Probably in the middle of cooking, or planning to do so later? Well! That was fine! She could l-learn what Ataru's favourite meals were. Then she'd cook them for him. While wearing only an apron, and nothing else. Like normal newlyweds. Yes. Normal newlyweds have lots and lots and lots of sex. They may not even leave the bedroom for a whole week...
Except... Shinobu would not be marrying the penis. She'd be marrying the man the penis was attached to. Ataru Moroboshi. And marriage wasn't only about the huge volumes of sex over years and years and years. It was also about other things as well. Like, tying their finances together, getting a home set up, raising a family... Shinobu didn't want to do those things! While they were all completely normal things to do, all she was after was the sex!
Ah! What a conundrum! That stupid promise she'd made to marry this dope in the heat of the moment! If only... If only something could come and save her. If only she could go back to the way things were. She could even live with him occasionally screwing other woman so long as she got a taste of the action, but don't make her marry him! Nothing kills a sexual relationship like marriage!
"Mother!" Ataru said forcefully. "The truth is that Shinobu and I were planning to get -"
Suddenly Mrs Moroboshi lifted the knife and began to sharpen it on a whetstone. Goodness me, whatever meat she was planning to carve up must be pretty sharp. She was causing all sorts of sparks to fly from how intensely she was doing that.
"Planning to get what, dear?" Mrs Moroboshi asked. "A joint gift for her mother's birthday? That's very thoughtful of you both. But why don't you let Shinobu and I spend some time together, we can do the shopping for you. I know <i>exactly the place</i>."
Suddenly, for reasons Shinobu couldn't articulate, this whole wedding thing seemed like a worse and worse idea with each and every moment. Couldn't put her finger on it, but her survival instinct was screaming at her not to go along with it. Weird.
"That's not it at all!" Ataru said, firmly grabbing his mother's arm to stop her from sharpening that knife. "The truth is... We wanted to get -"
"Darlings!"
If Ataru had intended to end his sentence with '-interrupted by a flying cute Oni alien girl,' then he sure as hell got his wish. Lum dove into the room, tackling both Ataru and Shinobu down to the floor and somehow firmly embracing them both.
"Oh, Darlings! Are you telling mother?" Lum asked. "About the harem plan?"
"H-Harem plan?" Mrs Moroboshi squeaked. "Shinobu, what is this about a harem plan?"
"Huh...?" Shinobu asked. She'd been a little bit distracted. Wondering about what sort of shampoo Lum used. Her hair smelled really nice and felt so soft and fluffy... "Wh-what was that?" What harem plan!? Hadn’t they clarified this wasn’t going to be a harem situation! Why was she bringing this up again!?
"Well, I had to clear it... But so long as we all consent to it then there shouldn't be any issues," Lum continued. Well, Shinobu bloody well didn't consent to - Mmmph! Shinobu tried to open her mouth to speak, and wound up doing nothing but eating Oni hair! Guh! Although, that said... it did taste oddly nice. What the hell kind of shampoo did she use? Did aliens even need shampoo?
"Eh? What?" Ataru asked. "Huh? What're you talking about now?"
"Oh, Darling!" Lum tittered. "You're so silly! We were just now talking about it upstairs! Shinobu felt very strongly about the idea. Right Shinobu?"
"Mmph?!" Shinobu grunted. Then she heard her own voice saying "I am in complete agreement with this harem plan." Which was something she had not said. What. What?! <b>What?!</b>
"Huh? Really?" Ataru asked. No, you idiot! This alien was using some kind of trick to... Ooh, this smell was making her feel funny. "W-well, I'm okay with it too. Uh... Mother, you won't mind this weird setup right?"
"Of course not dear!" Oh gosh. Had it suddenly become warmer in here, or was it just Shinobu's imagination? There was also a very distinctive, loud sound coming from the general direction of Ataru's mother. It sounded like metal on metal? Some kind of grinding noise? "Mother will give you allllll the advice and support you need in this difficult, difficult time. Hah. Hah. Hah...."
Ah! No, don't support this stupid harem idea! Shinobu wanted that dick all to herself! She didn't want to share it, she didn't want to... Shinobu took another whiff of that hair and felt really really docile for some reason. Huh... It was strange. All she wanted to do for right now was lie down and close her eyes.
Instead she felt herself being lifted to her feet by Lum. "Come along Shinobu dear!" Lum said. "Now that we've spoken with mother, the three of us have to talk things over as well... For example, did you know we Oni have a special brand of shampoo that's meant to dampen our arousal?" Lum giggled. "Well... I've long since built up an immunity to it but never mind that."
Ah, that's what she uses on her hair. An anti-aphrodisiac. Right, that makes sense. Wait. So the reason Shinobu was feeling so sleepy was because she'd been exposed to that stuff?!
"Man, why would you wanna do something like that?" Ataru asked. "Killing your own sex drive like that can't be healthy."
"It's not," Lum agreed. "But some days it's the only thing that can keep us girls sane. Luckily I've found a new cure."
By now they were back in Ataru's bedroom. That Oyuki skank had left. (For now.) All the better for it. Shinobu shook her head, trying to get this stuff out of her system. Ugh! She couldn't believe Lum played her like that! And right when she was about to get permission to marry Ataru -
Wait. Was she played or rescued? Shinobu squirmed and thought it over. No. She didn't really want to be married. Aha! Then she should be thanking Lum, right? For saving her from getting trapped in a decision that would affect the rest of her life!
Well, maybe she should. But first she'd have to take Lum's bra off her head. The Oni babe had removed and casually tossed it across the room, making it land quite by accident on Shinobu's head, perched on her nose and covering her eyes like a pair of glasses.
"Hrrrrnnk!"
"Woah, you came from me putting it in," Ataru said. "Man, you really are hard up."
Shinobu blinked behind her bra-glasses, then slowly took them off to see a familiar sight. Well, mostly familiar. Lum wasn't actually lying on the floor, more floating at waist level. Naked except her boots. The rest of it was pretty familiar though: Ataru with his trousers around his ankles, plowing that pussy for all she was worth.
"Gah!" Lum grunted. The girl was writhing in pleasure even though Ataru wasn't even doing much of anything. "Woah! Wow! Ah! It's everything I ever hoped it would be!"
Which left Shinobu in an unexpectedly difficult situation: Ataru hadn't even pulled the most basic of his lovemaking tricks yet. You know, the stuff that could easily make a girl fall head over heels with his genitals? Which made her feel kind of sorry for the pretty alien girl - but also bloody furious at being manipulated into letting this happen!
"Hey, if you like that then you'll love this!"
"Love what- Oooooooh! What is thiiiiiiiis?!"
"Sounds like a cascading multiple orgasm," Shinobu grumbled, torn by indecision. Let the poor girl get the dicking she was probably just about needing in a medical sense by this point, or stop this tomfoolery before Ataru gets the idea that he'd be getting himself a harem?
"You can have more than one?!" Lum asked. "More! Teach me more about your human fornication! More! I. Want. To. Learn. It. Alllllll!"
Then again... If she was reacting this much to this little, then letting Ataru go whole hog might prove to be an extremely effective punishment for interfering. Yes. That seemed somehow appropriate. And it was certainly not an after the fact justification because she'd been watching Ataru's dick go in and out and in and out and it was making funny feelings flutter in her tummy...
After all. Shinobu was a perfectly ordinary and normal girl. Who happened to be head over heels in love with Ataru Moroboshi's penis.
- Shinobu joins in.
- Mrs Moroboshi snaps and decides to take immediate action against this harem plan.
- Oyuki returns, having brought Benten along because apparently she is also in desperate need of a dicking. Despite what she says!
- Before things can progress further, the worst monk in the world shows up.
- Something Else
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