Kodachi Kuno was in a very dangerous state of mind: Utter, crushing boredom. At this moment in time she was feeding her beloved pet, holding out a bag of treats over the pond within the Kuno residence.
"Mister Turtle," she called, then whistled. "Dinner time."
The water's surface split apart as a large crocodile wearing a dress reared up with its mouth open, whereupon it snapped its mouth shut around the treat without so much as scratching Kodachi's fingers. It munched down on the yummy treat, resting its head on the ground next to the pond while Kodachi knelt down to stroke it as if it was a cat rather than a scaly, toothy carnivore with a mouth as big as her.
"Where is the challenge?" Kodachi sighed. "Of late, all of the opponents I have faced in fairness before our fight have proven too simple. Even teasing my foolish older brother is too easy these days." She let out a weary, weary sigh and collapsed down to hug her beloved pet. "I need a challenge. Perhaps a boyfriend? Ah, but I would not know where to begin. I attend an all girls school, which is very strict about keeping men off campus."
She spun around, a spotlight shining on her and a microphone in her hands all of a sudden., “And what man could be worthy of me in the first place? I, the Black Rose.” At those words black rose petals began swirling around her. “My beauty is unmatched, my elegance and Charisma surely draws them to me like followers to a goddess.” Her hand went over her forehead, “Oh if only the heaven’s would give me a sign!”
"Wow, Kuno-baby. I thought the only show you were taking me to was at the cinema."
Cue nervous twitch from Kodachi. She turned around to see her foolish brother, rubbing the shoulders of some girl sitting in a deck chair, munching on popcorn and watching her with keen interest. A smile crept onto Kodachi's face. "Ohohohoho!" she cackled. "Brother dearest, is this your date for the evening? Should you not introduce yourself?" Then, before the <s>bitch</s> girl could say a word, Kodachi interrupted. "Ah, but it's more polite to introduce oneself first is it not? Very well! I am Kodachi Kuno, the Black Rose of St Hebereke!"
"Her name is Nabiki Tendo, dear sister!" Tatewaki said. Then leaned down to plant a kiss on Nabiki's neck. Kodachi resisted the urge to gag, especially when the girl smiled and blushed at the affectionate gesture! Guh! Look at her, sitting there, crossed legged and... Hmph, those legs were very fine weren't they? Long, slender and healthy.
This girl must be a martial artist. Yes, Kodachi had no doubt of that in her mind. That was the reason she was studying her brother's girlfriend's physique so closely. Because she was in the presence of a martial artist, and must be wary at all times.
"Well then Nabiki Tendo," Kodachi sniffed. "Welcome to our humble abode. It is so tremendously refreshing to see my older brother out on a date with the opposite sex. We were a trifle concerned he was spending all his time with boys."
"That is your own delusions Sister.” Kuno grumbled.
“Well you do like handling long and hard objects Kuno-baby.” Nabiki said with a light laugh.
Kodachi smirked. "Well then, I shall be out of your hair. It would hardly do for a little sister to be a third wheel on her big brother's first date. Ohohoho!"
"Oh, don't worry about it," Nabiki said, waving it off. "In fact, pretend I'm not even here. Where were you again? Something about being a..." Nabiki looked down at her breasts. Her very obviously bigger than Kodachi breasts. "Goddess, as I recall?"
Now Kodachi was really bristling. How dare this... this buxom temptress belittle her in her own home! That pretty little grin, that healthy curvaceous body, those long legs that were begging to be rubbed down and licked... by her brother, obviously. Not by Kodachi herself. Perish the thought. She was straight. She was interested in an elegant boyfriend, not some slutty smart mouth.
"Ohohohohoho!" Kodachi cackled. Not because she found anything funny. It was more a stress relief reaction. One that she often had while getting dressed for gym at school and comparing her own lithe body to that of the other girls. She pulled out a ribbon and began twirling it around her head, making all the black roses billow up and about. "I shall be off, then!" Kodachi called, skipping effortlessly up to the roof. She shed her clothes, revealing the snug fitting leotard underneath. She made a point to always wear one. Just in case. "Enjoy your dating life, brother! For now I shall begin mine! Ohohohohoho!"
"Kuno-baby?" Nabiki said, watching Kodachi go in abject disbelief.
"Yes, Nabiki Tendo?"
"Are you... the sane one of the family?"
Kuno folded his arms. Grim memories of his sister’s antics filtered though his head. Long repressed traumas over his father’s madness before he left the country to inflict himself on Hawaii returned for a brief moment. Let’s not even talk about what his mother did. Needless to say the attic still smelled like pastries, even after all these years. "I believe that I am."
Nabiki stayed quiet for a moment and squirmed in her seat. "That's... weirdly attractive," she eventually said, fanning herself down.
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There were legends. Myths. Fables told to the young so that they would behave themselves. These stories spoke of a demon who would manifest if you were careless while hanging out underwear to dry. A monster who would burst into your bath at the worst moment. A demon who saw women as mere playthings. A demon of immeasurable power. a demon who appeared if you spoke his name:
Happosai.
Even now the name gave Shampoo shudders down her spine, and not the pleasant sort. She'd heard too many stories from her great grandmother about the evils that lech had visited upon their village, and their neighbours too. Hers was a village of warriors, both women and men alike - though especially the women. For a foreign threat to be thought of in such terms, you could understand why Shampoo might be a little concerned to hear that he had <i>disciples</i>.
Then she'd learned that these disciples had sealed that monster away. At that time, her mission had become clear. It had been handed down to her by the elders. As the strongest of her generation, Shampoo's mission was clear she was to scour the Earth, locate these disciples and then...
"Shampoo lost."
Ugh! All these streets looked the same! Shampoo puffed out her cheeks. Her pride was demanding that she not ask for directions, but her common sense was starting to get quite loud. It didn't help that she didn't read the language quite yet. A foreigner in a foreign land. The best she could do right now was get on the rooftops to try to get a good feel for the surroundings, and then -
"Hey sweet thing, going my way?"
That voice got Shampoo's attention right away. She might not speak the language too well yet, but she knew what that tone meant. Sure enough, there they were. Three men, lurking in a street, surrounding some pretty woman in a pretty dress.
"Actually, I was going this way," the woman said, sweetness and innocence. As if she was totally oblivious to the situation she was in. Shampoo saw one of the men reach for her butt and she moved instantly to defend her -
And then she heard the scream. Not from the woman. It was the man getting flipped onto his back.
"Oh my! I am so terribly sorry," the woman said. Still holding onto his wrist. "My body reacted on its own."
Shampoo settled back down. That woman was in absolutely no danger. If anything she was the danger to those lecherous fools. Not that you could tell from the clueless look on her face.
"Hey, let go of my friend -" another of the creeps yelled, lunging in towards her. He then flew up high into the air, high enough to look Shampoo right in the eyes. She offered her hand out to catch him - then pulled it back at the last moment and tugged down her eyelid instead.
"Fuck this, I'm out!" the last one yelled. Shampoo shrugged, flexed out her fingers hard enough to crack her knuckles, then leaped off the roof to land right in front of him. She smiled sweetly, then uppercut him square in the balls. That would be the most action that pervert would be getting for too too long a time.
"Hi, hi!" Shampoo waved at the woman. "I is Shampoo. Is visit from China."
"Oh, I am Kasumi Tendo. Pleased to meet you," Kasumi said in fluent Mandarin Chinese. She let go of the pervert's wrist and stepped across his chest. In high heels. "It is nice to meet you Miss Shampoo."
"Thank goodness!" Shampoo said in her native tongue. "Someone that I can speak with. I am lost and - Did you say your name was Tendo?"
"Yes, that's right," Kasumi said. "Is something the matter?"
"Do you know... Akane Tendo?"
"Ah, yes. That is my little sister. She's really cute and strong, just like you."
Unbelievable. Shampoo could hardly accept the odds of this. Running into the older sister of one of her targets, just this easily? Was this fate? Had her ancestors guided her to this lovely young woman?
Whatever the case may be, Shampoo didn't much mind. “I need to find Akane Tendo and Ranma Saotome. It’s the most important duty I can perform for my village. It would not be an exaggeration to say that the Tribe of Women Hero’s future relies on me finding them!”
“Oh my, that sounds important.” Kasumi said. "Very well then. I'm heading out shopping for now. If you help me carry my things home, they should be back by then."
Alright. That seemed like a small price to pay for fulfilling her sacred duty. Of course, it didn't exactly hurt that Kasumi was extremely easy on the eyes. Her modest outfit hid a killer body and her seemingly gentle nature seemed to entice- Ah, Shampoo got to thinking impure thoughts again. She needed to focus on her duty.
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Kodachi Kuno was on a manhunt! She had the perfect ideal in mind. Handsome, obviously. A fit muscular body, definitely. No breasts! No birth giving hips! Manliness! That was what mattered here! Absolute, total manliness!
If only she knew where to find it.
As such she had circled around town, and wound up on the roof of her own abode. Grinding and gnashing her teeth in frustration. Where were all the pretty boys spending their time these days? She whipped the roof to let off some steam. It wasn't fair! Look at her! She was a gymnast. Flexible, fit and trim. Sure, her breasts weren't anything to write home about but look at the rest of her. The boys should be flocking to her by her logic. The pretty, pretty boys. Not the girls! Only the boys! They should take one look at her physique and start drooling, then crawl towards her on their hands and knees. Nipples erect through their bras... Grk! P-penis erect in their trousers...
"Ranma, I think this window is open!" a voice called out. A manly voice. A very, very manly voice. Kodachi looked down. There was a cute pigtailed girl and <i>stud</i> of a boy lurking inside the Kuno grounds. Within the walls, but not in the building yet.
"Keep it down, dummy!" the girl, presumably Ranma, whispered back. "You wanna bring the whole house down on our heads?"
“Bwee!” A weird looking cat sticking his head out of the girls purse said.
“Ryoga’s right if we do get overheard that means Kuno’s not getting Nabiki screaming yet!”
“Is that what he really said?” The girl said.
“I may have paraphrased him a little.”
Screaming? Was his brother plotting something against their guest? Oh that would be amusing to see her reactions to some prank… but wait Kodachi knew her brother was the stupidly honest type. So what did this handsome man mean?
Well. No matter. That pigtailed girl was plenty cute... Very cute in fact. Super, super cute and scrumptious - But anyway! She was no match for the Black Rose! With renewed determination, Kodachi plotted and schemed to steal that hunk away from that... Delicious babe.
Though she did at least have her honour. Therefore, she would make sure that this was a fair fight. Yes indeed. A fair fight that would be fought before the battle.
- Kodachi uses the traps in the Kuno mansion to split the pair apart.
- Kodachi goes for the paralysis powder right from the word go.
- Before Kodachi gets the attempt, the two perverts notice her.
- Meanwhile, Nabiki has picked up on Ranma and Akane following her.
- Something else
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