Story: Oversynch

There was not a single thing about this situation that Misato enjoyed. Ever since it started, it had been getting worse and worse and yet still worse. She almost began to internally count off the list, but realised immediately that she'd then be doing nothing but that all night. So she'd settle on the one thing she hated the most right at this moment.

"Kaji and I will be watching you three tonight," Misato said sternly to the three pilots. "To make sure you don't get up to any mischief."

"That's right," Kaji nodded. "Think of us as mother and fath-" He put his hand on her thigh. She slapped it off right away. "In any event, managing the three of you like this seems like it would be too difficult for any one person. So I'll keep a close eye on Shinji, while Misato will handle the girls."

"Hmph, treating us like gefährliche Kriminelle," Rei protested in a very Asuka like way.

"Logically, this is the responsible thing to do," Shinji dispassionately observed. Not quite like Rei, but near enough it'd make you think twice about it. "Our behaviour and personalities have been erratic since this started."

"W-well, I just want this over with!" Asuka complained in a very Shinji-like manner.

Yeah. Misato wasn't buying this act for a second. After the way they'd been all over each other earlier on, she was pretty sure they were acting up. Call it a 'motherly instinct' of sorts. This was entirely for their benefit. Pretty sure it was for no other reason.

"I think this triple act is kind of cute," Kaji said. So Misato elbowed him again. That man! "Anyhow! Shinji, what do you do with your downtime? Got any hobbies?"

"Jerking off is not a hobby..." Asuka grumbled, causing him to blush. Aha, their personalities were back to normal now were they? "Guh! Blast it! I can't even embarrass you without feeling it myself!"

"Well, if more people could do that, maybe the world would be a better place?" Rei suggested. "People would not bully others if they felt the same thing as the victim."

"Ahem! Well now! You two girls can help me clean the fridge!" Misato quickly interrupted. "Kaji, please take Shinji to his room, maybe give it a bit of a clean?"

"But my room is already plenty tidy!" Shinji protested. To no avail, as Kaji gently dragged him off to his room. With Rei and Asuka both looking after the two of them, very obviously staring at Kaji's butt... or maybe Shinji's.

Enough of that. Misato slapped the table to get their attention, but it didn't quite work. Until the second time when the door to Shinji's room had closed. "Get to it girls," Misato said. "I'll supervise while you two get to work."

"In other words, you'll watch while we do the hard part..." Asuka grumbled.

"From my recollection, the majority of your fridge is filled with alcoholic beverages anyway," Rei said. "Are you sure you want us handling them?"

"It's fine, it's fine!" Misato waved it off. "I'll be watching carefully to make sure you don't drink anything."

Which is exactly what she did. The two girls stood in front of the fridge, shoving into one another while looking through the wall of beer. Now, Misato was a little bit worried here. If they really were as desperate as all that to get some action with each other there was no telling what sort of shenanigans they might get up to. What didn't help was that Asuka was a genius, and sharing that around the three of them... that could make things quite unpredictable.

"Here, this one expires tomorrow," Asuka sniffed. She tossed Misato a can over her shoulder, which Misato easily caught. Now, Misato was no fool: She looked very carefully at this can for signs of tampering. The seal on the tab was intact. When she did open it, it made a refreshing 'pop' sound. Meaning the air pressure was intact. It hadn't been tampered with at all.

"Thank you Asuka," Misato said. She took a swig. Now, this wasn't beer or anything like that. It was a rare can of fruit juice that she'd bought for Shinji, that he'd never bothered with. Probably for the best. If she drank some beer there was a chance she might fall asleep.

Fall asleep... like she was doing right now. Oh, blast.

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Misato fell face first onto her couch and let out the muzzled sound of sawed logs. Asuka and Rei turned around to stand over the older woman, with their hands on each other's butts.

"Nice trick," Rei mused. "You smeared that stuff on the underside of the tab opener. The one place she wouldn't think to look, but a part that also comes into contact with the beverage."

"I know, I know!" Asuka chirped, brimming with pride. She gave Rei a congratulatory grope. "Keep on praising me, doll. It makes me even friskier."

<i>That's all well and good girls, but Kaji doesn't have a drink. He's bound to notice when you start having sex. Without me.</i>

<b>Especially since you were planning on telling him if we didn't let you in on it.</b>

<u>Do you want to get scolded as well?</u>

<i>No, I want to get my dick wet.</i>

The girls squirmed. Yes. Oh yes. They very much wanted that as well. Further, they knew that Shinji was right. This was basically the reason Misato had pulled Kaji into this whole mess as well. He wasn't the sort of man who would fall for a trick like that. He'd probably insist that shinji ate or drank anything given to them first, just in case of a trick like this. Which meant they needed an even more cunning plan to deal with him.

Misato let out a rather disgusting sounding snort. Meanwhile Penpen strolled on out of the bathroom, took one look at the situation and then held up a sign.

Said sign showed Asuka, Rei and Shinji all naked and cuddling.

"Perverted penguin!" Asuka huffed indignantly. "Wh-who would want something like that?"

Penpen then held up another sign. This one consisting of an arrow aimed straight down at himself.

“It appears the genetically modified water bird has an impressive awareness of your psychological makeup Asuka.” Rei said, putting one hand to her mouth and imagining the three of them cuddled together. Wearing not a stitch of clothing, bodies rubbing against each other as hands began to answer. Asuka shuddered and her eyes rolled back at the same time as Rei’s.

<i>Girls, it is hard to not react if you keep having these sort of conversations. If you aren’t careful, Kaji is gonna notice something is off.</i>

Misato snorted quite loudly. Yes, he would definitely notice something. Especially if she kept up her impression of a sawmill!

<u>I have an idea.</u>

<i>If you mean the thing where you both use your breasts on my dick at once, please stop thinking about it I'm trying very hard not to get erect yet.</i>

<u>That's not what I mean. Listen, now that we have Penpen on team... we should be able to get away with this.</u>

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This whole experience was quite ridiculous. If he hadn't heard it from Misato he might not have believed it in the first place. A miniature gestalt between the three pilots... and they wanted to bang. Well. If it got li'l Asuka off his back and into someone more attainable and healthy for her to be interested in, he was all the more for it.

The other mental side effects though, not so much. He was tempted to rib the boy a bit. Ask him which girl he preferred, that kind of thing. But no, that seemed like it would be a touch too cruel. Besides which the girls would almost certainly tell Misato, and that would be him in the doghouse too. Sure, she technically wasn’t his girlfriend right now, but he had every hope of changing that at some point if his job allowed it.

Out of nowhere there was a knock at the door. It came from pretty low down as well. Feeling suspicious, Kaji opened the door and saw Penpen down on the floor holding a tray with snacks and drinks on it. Meanwhile, over by the fridge the two girls were still sorting things out while Misato was watching them from a chair, with her back turned to Shinji's room.

Well, he wasn’t going to say no to a few bites of food. He hadn’t gotten a chance to eat anyway. He moved to take the food from the penguin, but the water bird simply moved past him, seemingly wanting to deliver the snacks directly into the room. Moving slightly aside to give the bird room to move, Kaji raised an eyebrow and looked towards the three ladies in the apartment. Asuka and Rei had turned to stare at him, an interested look in their eyes. Quickly he closed the door, not wanting to give Misato any reason to complain about him inviting the girls advances.

In all honesty, the way Rei was reacting to him was odd. Yeah, all the more reason for Shinji to get up and deal with this himself. Kaji didn’t want to deal with <i>that</i> kind of reputation after all.

"You know, when you guys get sorted out you should really consider dating," Kaji said while popping open his can of juice. He passed one over to Shinji and sat on the bed, taking a quick sip. "I'm pretty sure they were already into you before -"

And then he was out like a light. Lying back on Shinji's bed, snoring like a newborn.

As for Shinji himself, he put the can down and walked out of the room while hastily unbuckling his trousers. He took a deep breath - and his dick came down to his knees a moment later. Though not for long, as it became fully erect shortly thereafter. He practically skipped out of his room, nearly frolicked by Misato slumbering in her chair with cotton balls in her mouth and a length of string attached to her wrist, trailing along a blind spot towards the fridge.

"Hey girls!" he said to the two naked babes waiting for him in the living room. Reclining on the floor, holding onto one another. "Um... I think this is the part where they would normally pick the options at home, but let's be pretty clear here: If even one of them isn't sex, I might try to find a way to beat the author up."

"Quit breaking the fourth wall and get over here," Asuka demanded.

"Indeed," Rei agreed. "We've put this off for long enough. Let's not let any interruptions get in our way."

1. Shinji starts by plowing Asuka and making her admit that she's into him out loud.
2. Asuka starts by tackling Shinji and making him grow a spine.
3. Rei takes the initiative and winds up domming both at once.
4. Because they challenged the author, he throws something in the way.
5. Something else