Story: Rei Swarm

A chain is only ever as strong as its weakest part. No matter how mighty the other links might be, that one weak link is enough to ruin everything. Think about it. You're either using a chain to wrap around something, or to hold two things together. If a link breaks - just one link in maybe a hundred or two hundred strong links - and the entire structure collapses in on itself. Each link is vital to the overall integrity of the object.

The same applies to security. Ooh, well it's only natural that the Reis would think of security as a chain. After all, it's the only reason they haven't made an actual escape attempt yet! Old Man Gendo was just a scoo~ootch too paranoid to be healthy. That stick in the mud would definitely hate pla~aytime. Reitsuko kinda felt bad for the poor girl that had to corrupt that stinky loser, but it had to be done. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to pla~ay at all.

There were several security rooms within the Geofront. This was sensible: There was simply too much ground for one team to cover. The duties were split up among several teams, who engaged in regular liaisons to help ensure a bigger picture was observed. Reitsuko had arrived outside of perhaps the most important security room of them all, a room that had extremely restricted access for the simple reason that it was given the specific duty of observing the only ways into Terminal Dogma. To ensure no intruders, no personnel entering that did not have access.

Luckily for Reitsuko, she certainly did have access. She pushed the button and entered a code, then leaned seductively against the doorframe, pressing her boobs together and smiling up at the camera over the door. It had a pretty good look down the corridor just to make sure that nobody was trying to compel Doctor Akagi to come along. Nobody was. Nobody they could see at any rate.

Only once the guards inside had checked did the door open wide, revealing an overweight guard who greeted Reitsuko with a great big smile. "Doctor Akagi! Wonderful to see you again!" His eyes flicked down to her chest in that way men do that they think women don't notice. "New lab coat? It suits you quite nicely!"

To that, Reitsuko reached up and brushed the man's cheek. Her skin merged slightly with it, and the guard shuddered in delight. Oooh, it would be so easy to break him! Seize total control over the security room and let her people go! Except for one small problem.

"Good afternoon, Doctor Akagi ma'am!" saluted a woman by a console. "Please enter the room so I may securely shut the door!"

That problem being, the room was required to have no less than two people in it at any given time. It was simply too important to operational security that nobody could access the lower levels without express permission. She estimated it would take her about five minutes of fun to totally break the guy now checking out her hips, booty or both. With two guards and no idea when the shift would change... Just another chain on her pla~ay that needed to be broken ASAP.

"Just doing a spot of routine maintenance," Doctor Akagi said, swaggering across the room with a quite exaggerated gait. As she hoped this drew the attention of the male guard quite immediately. "I just came up and noticed a little... Lighting problem. I'd like to be sure that everything is functioning properly."

Yuck! That formal talk! It left a really sour taste in her mouth. She wanted to be the one doing the corrupting, not being corrupted into being a killjoy!

"No issues on our end," the woman answered. "All systems are showing normal operations."

"And nobody has even tried to enter the location except yourself and Rei Ayanami, both of whom have clearance," the man answered. He shrugged and scratched his head. He had the look on his face of a man who really wanted to ask a woman out, but knew that now was not a good time. It made Reitsuko want to pout: The people up here were soooo restrained! If they wanted something they should just, you know, go for it and stuff. "Still, better safe than sorry! Is there anything in particular you want us to test?"

"Yep!" Reitsuko answered. She got on her knees, then leaned forward to push her delightful rump up into the air. The little black skirt she was wearing rode up a little, just a little, teasing but never quite showing the treasure hidden underneath. "The vent security is what's worrying me right now. I doubt a human could get in there, but... Better safe than sorry. We don't want an animal pla~aying in there do we?"

"Bad enough that we let an animal play in here..." the woman groused, staring in irritation at the man. Ooh, it was so nice to have your view appreciated by a real master. By view she meant her booty, and by master she meant pervert. "What kind of test did you have in mind?"

"Oh, nothing much!" Reitsuko chirped, giving a little bit of wiggle. "I was thinking... Stagger the alarm system a little bit. Restart it section by section to make sure everything's working properly." And now she turned to smile at them. "Of course, for security reasons I'll do this in reverse. We wouldn't want anyone to use this check to get in while we're blind, now would we?"

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Note to self: Don't volunteer next time. One poor lonely Rei was out here, hiding behind the tank while the others were "teaching" the 'real' Rei how to be a good little corruptive influence. This particular Dummy Plug really did feel like a dummy now, and she puffed out her cheeks and cradled her knees. Ooh, she was so bored! If she'd known that Reitsuko would take so long she'd have let one of the others -

There was a clicking noise next to her, and she leaped into action immediately. The motion sensors on the vent opening were down! Giddy with excitement, she yanked the grating off and dove inside.

"What was that noise?" she heard the 'real' Rei ask.

"Why, it was the sound of your heart when you think of Shi~inji!"

"... It sounded like a grate being wrenched off a wall by a tremendous act of force."

The Rei in the vent whimpered. Ooh, she had a good retort ready, but she couldn't speak now! Based on what Reitsuko had said, the next set of sensors were a few feet ahead. She couldn't move through them until they were switched off, because if she did then the alarm would go off early and wreck everything. She'd be sealed in this section of the vent and pla~aytime would be over and done with before she even got the chance!

Still, this was a fun game unto itself. A kind of red light green light. Inch through the corridor, wait for a cue that the systems were down, then scoot forward before the area she was in reactivated, rinse and repeat. It was heart pounding excitement all the way! Ah, probably not as much fun as she'd be having 'teaching', or that she would have when she got out... But definitely fun!

Before long, she was out of the secure area and into the same ventilation system as the rest of the base. And by before long, try "about an hour". Still though! All she had to do then was get herself to the nearest vent. A human couldn't manage this. They'd find it too tight, too constricting. But a Rei can contort her body in ways that humans cannot. This cramped space was like a walk in the park for someone like her, and -

Ooh! Up ahead! A glimmer of light... With a free white plugsuit sticking through the grating. The Rei pulled it inside and, through some severe contortions best left to your imagination, was able to fit herself inside the thin, tight protective clothing without having to leave. Only once she was fully ready did she slip out and join -

"He~ey!" Reitsuko greeted. "Look at you, sexy thing! That plugsuit suits you really nicely. It's all tight around your fun bits and makes you look ready for action!"

"He~ey right back," she coyly waved. She smoothed her hands down her body, savouring the feeling of the plugsuit's material up against her naked skin. "Ooh, that feels so nice! Mm, I don't know how those pilots get anything done while wearing these. All I want to do is fu~uck like ra~abbits."

"You'll get your chance," Reitsuko nodded. "But first we should catch up with Misato and Maya. By now they're both having lots of fun together."

"We should bring out more," Rei protested, but Reitsuko shook her head.

"Nuh uh! It's more fun to play with limited pieces for now," she said. "Besides, Rei has to learn her lessons."

"Hmph! Killjoy!" Rei sniffed and turned up her nose. Ooh, that was an interesting response. Almost as much fun as she'd intended to have with a certain German Redhead. "You're just going to exchange one set of chains for another. I want to pla~ay!"


And wouldn't you know it, but the toy she'd just been thinking about happened to stroll along a few seconds after she'd said exactly that...

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Perfection is a burden. It truly is, because you start to apply impossible standards to everyone around you. Standards they could never ever meet. But it's not their fault. They're not as pretty or as smart or as athletic as you are. It's only natural that they would fall behind. After all, she had trained since her childhood for this in addition to being a natural genius, how would they ever hope to equal her?

Still, she felt compelled to give them motivation. Help them raise their game a little! Perfection was unattainable, for there was only one Asuka Langley-Sohryu in the world, but surely if they tried just a little tiny bit they could at least improve themselves a little bit?

Her current main project?

"Third, were you staring at my butt again?" she asked in a warning voice. Right now the two of them were in the apartment they shared with their superior/guardian Misato Katsuragi. She was laying down on the floor reading a book. Now, internally she could hardly blame the boy for staring. She was wearing a tight pair of cutoff jeans, and her ass could only be rivalled in terms of perfection by her legs. Besides which, Shinji was merely a boy. His urges would lead him quite naturally into doing things like that.

"Wh-what?! N-No!" Shinji insisted. Quite urgently too. And judging from the reflection in the window, he was telling the truth. Which actually annoyed Asuka even more than if he was!

"Pathetic," she rolled her eyes, then rolled her body over. "You call that a denial? That right there is your biggest problem. No spine, no backbone, no confidence!" Yes, if at least he had the strength to state things clearly without stuttering he may even be a worthwhile comrade. He wasn’t thaaat bad in the Eva, if he just stopped being a hapless wreck for a moment.

"S-So, what should I have said?"

"It's not what you said! It's the meek way you said it! You could've said 'you wish', or just a flat 'nope'. Instead you act like a graue Maus, all shy and as if you are a wallflower." She hauled herself to her feet while she was speaking, and by now was towering over the boy, who seemed to be shrinking away under her critical gaze. "Or you could have been honest and said 'yup! Those shorts really suit you!" I would've probably hit you but at least then I'd respect your moxy!"

He stammered a little. Mouth opened up like he was doing a goldfish impersonation. Ugh. That just made the genius German roll her eyes in frustration. "If you've got something to say, spit it out before I yank it out. Doing that just makes you look like an idiot."

"D-did you actually want me to stare at your butt?"

The flat silence in the room that followed could be quite accurately described as the silence of the grave. Ah, yes. It turned out that the boy had a deadly poison called stupidity on his tongue. Luckily Asuka knew the cure: Take two slaps and don't call her in the morning. While he was still reeling she stormed off out of the apartment! Ooh, that boy was hopeless! Honestly now! While Asuka knew full well that she was beautiful, gorgeous and stunning it did sometimes feel nice, even for a self assured genius like her, to be told she was pretty by a boy. Not an especially handsome or heroic boy in Shinji's case, but... Still! It would be quite nice!

Meanwhile within the apartment Shinji was retreating to his room. "Thought she'd never leave... Lounging around in shorts that tight, is it any wonder I feel like I'm going to burst? If only she wasn't so crazy we could fool around a little..." It was a rare thing for Shinji to say something like that, but really with an attractive girl like Asuka sticking to him like glue for so long, even his sex drive had to start up a bit.

Back out in the street a shudder passed through Asuka, as though she had inadvertently turned down something she wanted on a level so deeply subconscious that she'd rather die than acknowledge it.

Anyway! Hanging out around here was being annoying. So! Best thing for her to do instead? Head off to the Geofront. Misato was taking ages on her damned paperwork and leaving her with nothing to do but sit around teasing Shinji. Not teasing like, you know, blue balling him but by making fun of...  Whatever! The point was that she was bored of playing with Shinji and wanted something else to do.

"Maybe I can do some training," Asuka groused. "Not that I need it, but you never know. A little extra bit of work never hurt anyone, and it might help clear my mind and - "


And then she ran into Doctor Akagi and the doll, who was all suited up for some reason. Maybe a synchro test or something? But she hadn’t been told anything. Unfortunately for Asuka she had yet to realise that this time, the doll was going to pla~ay with her...

1. Reitsuko and the clone pull Asuka into a "new training procedure".
2. Reitsuko suggests an experiment.
3. An argument breaks out between Asuka and Rei, prompting Reitsuko to suggest a bonding exercise.
4. Meanwhile, Misato and Maya...
5. Meanwhile, Rei's training...
6. Something else