Story: Love Hina WP

Haruka was really starting to crave a good strong coffee right about now. And why shouldn't she, given her current situation? One minute there she was, talking with Shinobu about what she was so excited about. Then out of nowhere comes a woman with Shinobu's face and cat ears on her head. She makes a really, really cute "Nya!!" noise. Then despite herself Haruka goes to pet her because she's just so adorable!

"What's your name?" she had asked, and the Shinobu doppleganger batted her eyes and smoothed her hands down the sides of her fitted school uniform. For a fleeting moment the way she was swaying around seemed to Haruka to be like an erotic dance, but the cute girl clasped her hands together and cutely curtseyed, dispelling that impression immediately.

"I'm Cutebot!" the doppelganger said. "Pleased to meetcha!"

Suddenly Haruka was being hugged by Cutebot. The name certainly fit. Everything about her was completely innocent and cute. Every move she made, every little syllable, every inflection, everything she did and said was utterly adorable, as though precalculated to maximise the effect.

"So... I take it Su made you?" Haruka asked. Cutebot pulled back a little and nodded, while lifting her leg up to hook around Haruka's hips. "Let me guess. She wanted to make a robot that could make people happy by being cute?"

"Teehee! Close enough," Cutebot remarked, and Haruka found herself being guided onto the floor. "It is my life's mission to make you happy through cuteness!" She leaned back, now sitting in Haruka's lap, and yawned. Her arms stretched out, while her rather impressive bust was thrust fully into Haruka's face. She really shouldn't feel so jealous of the robotic girl's chest, but - "Oopsie doopsie!" Cutebot remarked, just a fraction of a second before the buttons on her blouse popped right open baring a splendid pair of boobs to the world. Haruka was perfectly straight and sensible, but even she had to admit this was a juicy pair.

"Uwah! P-please don't stare." Cutebot tried in vain to pull her shirt back together to cover herself up. Somehow, this seemed even more sensual and erotic than if she'd done nothing at all to cover herself. How strange! "All I want to do is make you -"

"MINE!"

The voice had sounded like a shrieking demon in the process of escaping through a gateway from hell just as it was closing behind them. Even as she processed that thought a blur shot by her, followed by a gust of wind. Cutebot simply... Vanished, completely disappeared as though into the ether leaving Haruka utterly and totally confused, baffled, slightly pissed off and... Horny?

"Was that Shinobu just now...?" Haruka pondered aloud.

"Yeah, that's right," said a familiar voice behind her. "Pretty energetic girl, isn't she?"

Haruka looked up and stared in disbelief... Right at her own face. Not like in a mirror, where the image is reflected. But her own actual real honest to goodness face. Okay. Now she was really interested.

"Got any cigarettes?" the other her asked. "Damn that scatterbrain for remembering the nicotine addiction without giving me any cigs..."

So yes, now you're all caught up. This is why Haruka was really, really craving a coffee. She did not currently have the energy to deal with this bullshit.

"Let me guess," Haruka said. "Su made you as well." She glanced down. Just as busty as Cutebot, but at least her clothes were pretty sensible... Actually, she was wearing the same things Haruka was wearing currently, except fitted to a curvier body. "What are you supposed to be called, then?"


The robot copy hesitated for a moment, as though it had just licked the underside of a rock. "Auntbot," it admitted. On reflex, Haruka tweaked Auntbot's ear. "Ow! I know! I hate that name as well. But seriously, do you have any cigarettes?"

Grudgingly, yes she did. And she handed one over, lit it up and stood next to... Auntbot as the pair of them took a smoke break.

"What are you made to do then?" Haruka asked. "I suppose Cutebot is meant to cheer people up by way of weaponised cuteness, but what about you?"

"Oh, we're all made for the same purpose," Auntbot said, taking a long drag and letting out a big puff of smoke. Really big puff, actually. "We're stripperbots. Tailor made to arouse and entice through erotic dances. Each of us has our own speciality in seduction."

"... I need to have a word with that girl one of these days..." Haruka mused. "I take it there are more of you lot running around?"

"Yep," Auntbot remarked. "Not that you'll be seeing them. You'll be too busy getting a good hard dicking from Seta by the time I'm done with you."

If ever there was a cue for her to leave a conversation, that was it. But alas, a hand pulled her back in, twirled her around and - and she was totally surrounded by smoke. She took a cautious step forward, and a figure was standing there gyrating within the fog. All she could see was a feminine sillhuoette moving with such erotic precision that it couldn't help but catch the eye -

"Cut that out," Haruka warned the figure. She backed off and made to run in the opposite direction, but found herself staring herself right in the face.

"Not until you're so hot and bothered that you're  begging me for release," Auntbot answered, putting a finger to Haruka's lips. "You see, I have decided on a better name for myself. Call me... Smokebot."

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This was not entirely how Cutebot had anticipated her experience with Haruka to go. Or in fact the original girl upon whom she was based. One moment, she was setting up her enticing and teasing adorably sexy dance for Haruka's amusement, the next she was being dragged down a corridor towards Shinobu's room, and left seated on the floor while Shinobu herself was leaning against the doorway breathing heavily.

"Got... One..." Shinobu cackled to herself. "Got one! So quickly!"


"Um, pardon me?" Cutebot asked. "Are you alright?"

On hearing that question Shinobu peered over her shoulder at Cutebot. Her face looked positively demonic! A great big evil smile, with drool forming on both corners of her mouth. All Cutebot could do was gulp and do her very best to look as helpless as possible. Which, incidentally, is mathematically calibrated to actually be as cute and helpless as possible. Nobody could do this better under these conditions.

"Hehehe..." Shinobu cackled, slowly turning around and advancing towards the stripperbot duplicate of herself, inch by  inch. "Cutebot! I've studied your style of stripping. You use cuteness to distract people from your teasing dance, make them think you're innocent and sweet. This allows you to make your increasingly suggestive dance seem increasingly reasonable even as you turn them on."

Another nervous gulp. Oh no! She'd seen through her technique already! No matter, she'd been intending to help Shinobu become less shy anyway, so if she had to adapt her strategy so be it!

But then Shinobu pulled a lever. Until that point this had been a perfectly ordinary girl's room. You know, practical, neat, tidy with a few girly affections lying around. On throwing this lever, the north wall became a monument to strap ons and dildos, the east to vibrators, the west to riding crops, whips and collars, and the north... Everything else that could reasonably be categorised as a sex toy.

Nervous. Fucking. Gulp.

"Okay, so you're pretty much out of your shell already, my work here is done BYE!" Cutebot yelled, making a break for the door - only to have a collar snapped onto her neck, and for her to be dragged back into the room directly to Shinobu's feet. "Hello there, fancy meeting you here."

"Indeed," Shinobu wet her lips. In one hand, there was a massive black dildo. In the other, a little egg shaped vibrator. This image could not have terrified Cutebot more if Shinobu were replaced with a slathering hellbeast wielding a ten foot polearm and a spiked mace. "No need to run my little cutie-pie! Stick around a little, and I'll have you begging to be a part of my collection!"

Cutebot whimpered. This was not how this was meant to go!

1. Meanwhile, Su makes a new pair of stripperbots: Mebot and Ditzbot.
2. Kanako contends with her new arch-rival.
3. Motoko plans to seduce Keitaro. Trapbot offers advice.
4. Keitaro and Naomi deal with Tsunderebot.
5. Shinobu breaks in Cutebot.
6. Something else