Asuna was the kind of girl who, upon getting an idea in her head, would probably need brain surgery to get it removed. If only those ideas involved "subjects taught during lesson", but that's a wholly other issue. Right now the idea going through her head was that a sneaky little perverted stoat was officially Up To Something. What that something was, she had truly no idea but if you could find someone more determined to find out -
"Hello Asuna!"
It would probably be Haruna, who was currently waving Asuna down. Of course, Asuna was rather certain that the gossip-monger had something of a different motivation than she did in her interests in Chamo's activity. Still, whatever got the word out... Let's harness her evil powers for the sake of good!
"So? I hear that you're interested in finding out what Chamo is up to," Haruna said in a sing-song voice. The same sort of tone which implied she knew something you didn't, but she very much knew you wanted to know all about. The grinning gossiper twirled around Asuna as though begging her, pleading with her to ask. Go on, just ask. "I do wonder. He's such a sneaky stoat, isn't he?"
"What do you know?" Asuna asked, cursing her tongue. Or more precisely her impatience. It ground her soul a little to give in to Haruna's taunting attitude and performance, but knowing her that's precisely why she gave it in the first place.
"Who me?" Haruna feigned shock. "Well, nothing at all. Why don't you talk some with the other members of the Library Trio? I'm sure you'll find a lot to catch up on."
Suspicion flag raised! Nodoka and Yue were Haruna's room-mates and also the other two members of the Library Trio. Ugh! Why did she have to mess around like this instead of being up front and direct. Oh yeah because she's Haruna Saotome, that's like asking why a vampire hates sunbathing. Note to self: Don't use or even think that metaphor around a certain someone, just in case it upsets them and they start doing nasty things.
Asuna marched off with her search parameters widened: Locate Nodoka, Yue or Chamo, pronto! And as if she hadn't done enough to irritate Asuna just now already Haruna was gaily skipping along just behind her with her hands clasped cutely and innocently behind her back, with a great big grin and naughty twinkle in her eye.
Patience: In test mode. Failing test. Fist growing tighter, tighter. Feeling urge to wheel around and smack her stupid grinning face in three... Two...
Glomp.
"Hiiii, Asuna!" Nodoka sighed into Asuna's tummy. "Have you come to explore the library with us?"
Bad mood... Dissolving under a sea of cuteness. Haruna no longer irritating. Nodoka too adorable to maintain ill temperment. Smile mode initiated. Must pet hair.
"Not today," Asuna said, watching Nodoka's heel repeatedly tap the ground in time with her patting the top of the normally shy girl's head. Gosh, she's so affectionate today! It was kind of nice to see her coming out of her shell a little.
Less nice was Yue coming up behind Asuna, lifting up her skirt and saying "Boring. I was hoping you had tried out those side-ties I gave you for your birthday."
Nodoka fainted, as she rightly should! Haruna was bent double laughing, slapping her knees and howling, guffawing from something Asuna didn't see as remotely funny! What a completely perverted, cheeky thing to -
Perverted. Asuna glowered at Yue with deep, deep suspicion in her eyes. In the process ignoring the ravenously dirty look in Nodoka's eyes while staring at her legs. Could it be that Yue was... Under Chamo's influence somehow? Asuna could hardly believe it, but maybe that's what the stupid stoat was up to: Corrupting her classmates! Turning them to the pervert side of the force. In which case it was Asuna's sacred duty to protect Nodoka from Yue's corruption, come hell or high water!
"I've changed my mind," Asuna announced all of a sudden. She grabbed hold of Nodoka's innocent and pure hand, then dragged her off. "Let's go exploring the library! You too Haruna! Maybe you'll get some inspiration, huh?"
Once she was out of earshot, Yue whispered to Haruna: "I don't know what you're up to, but I won't let you mess with Nodoka. Understand?"
"Oh, I understand completely," Haruna sang, and began to skip on after Asuna towards the library. "I might be the only one of us that does. Teehee!"
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"Naked!"
Hakase sat up in bed bolt upright, breathing heavily and face ashen white. Just a dream, she thought with relief. Yes, there was no way that something like that would happen - Hold on. Wait one moment. The scientist adjusted her glasses and made sure she could see things properly. She patted herself down. Wearing her uniform. That was all normal. The location wasn't, however. She was in the nurse's office! But that was where her dream -
"Oh, finally awake!" chirped Ako. Hakase recoiled away from her - but stopped on seeing her in her rather normal nurse's uniform. "It's a good thing you came down to the nurse's station," Ako said, friendly and smiling. It was a very pleasant smile to look at. Her small hand reached out for Hakase's forehead. "Gosh, no more fever. That's a relief. You were thrashing about in bed. It sounded like you were having a nightmare. Do you want to talk about it?"
It took Hakase a moment to compose herself. It was such a strange thing. Could that have been a dream? She'd been sent down to check up on others who had been down here for a while now - Then discovered Chamo, the perverted little ermine who tried to keep her from entering with rather lame excuses and then, on opening the door -
"No, I don't think I want to -" she began, but was then silenced by an incredible headache. It very nearly knocked her off the bed. Fortunately Ako reached in to hug her, and for some reason that made the headache stop.
"Forget about it," the nurse whispered. She was really quite close, wasn't she? "The others have all gone back to class. So far as I can see you have a clean bill of health. So! You'd better head off as well. No pretending to be sick while Ako is around!"
"You say that as if I would ever pretend to be sick! I've proven theoretical theorems while suffering from stomach bugs and reprogrammed robots with heat stroke," Hakase sniffed, and pulled herself out of her bed. "Although, I did have a rather bad headache just now. May I have some painkillers in case they are recurrent?"
"Hrm... I don't know about that..." Ako tutted. "All they'll do is mask the cause of the pain. It'll cure a symptom but not the disease. What you should really be doing is looking out for what's causing the headache and then we can properly cure it."
Yes, that did make a kind of sense. It was the same with science: If you were trying to solve a problem you had to properly test it out. Still though. The young scientist was starting to feel a little bit better about herself as she strode out of the nurse's station. Actually, make that a lot better! Though all truth told that dream did still kind of bother her a bit. Why had she dreamed all four of those girls engaged in a naked writhing tryst? The logistics of what they had been doing were boggling her scientific mind. It was so bizarre to think that she'd imagined them in such complicated positions and poses, it was akin to a complex blueprint for a microprocessor. But it was totally unlike her to think of something like that. Her dreams typically consisted of new innovations or solutions to mundane problems. For a girl who lived with Chisame, who was constantly dressing up in cosplay, Hakase hadn't ever had an erotic dream before. Let alone one so nonsensical, how would those four students have hooked up together? And why did pondering on the reasons make her feel so...
After Hakase left, Chamo poked his head out from a drawer. "Good work, my apprentice!" Chamo whispered conspiratorially. "Hakase will make a fine addition, and you covered up for us well."
"Thank you, my master!" Ako bowed. "But Master Chamo, I must ask... Would it not have made more sense to corrupt her here and now? To show her the light and joys of perversion in their fullest, so that she may appreciate them all the more?"
"For that one, a slow burn will work better," Chamo cackled. "An inquisitive scientific mind like her? It would be like carrying a moth to the flame. She'll be ours before she even knows it, and none of you will have to lift a finger!"
- Setsuna is desperately trying to fight off her perverted urges. Then along comes Ku Fei...
- Hakase begins to notice her headaches, and follows along Chamo's prediction.
- Meanwhile in the library, the Library Trio (plus Asuna) has some perverted misadventures and misunderstandings.
- Ako and Chamo discuss a plan of attack.
- Where are the other perverts?
- Something else
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