Sunday, 2 July 2017

Story: Kimagure Hentai Road


Tomfoolery was afoot. Akane Kasuga could feel it in her bones. Now, of course this wasn't her esper power at play or anything like that, she was limited to simple illusions which allowed her to appear to one person - and only one person - as though she was some other person. A useful skill, if limited, but especially useful to a tomboyish practical joker like her.

Earlier today she had learned her uncle had taken a bunch of people on a shoot to this lodge. Including that wonderful beauty Madoka. Well, of course. That girl would make a knockout model, no question! Which made it all the more galling that her dearest uncle had not thought to invite Akane along. To help model. Certainly not to ogle Madoka's swimsuit clad body, no not at all perish the thought.

Actually, don't let the thought perish. Let's nurture it a little bit until it blossoms into a whole perverted reality. Would it be a boring one piece? A string variety? Ooh, a daring slingshot!  Imagine helping Madoka put on all those different swimsuits, maybe offer to apply some suntan lotion... 

Whatever the case may be for the time being she was creeping around the side of the lodge silent as the grave, waiting to hear the sound of her dorky cousin's voice. Then, she'd pop her head up, make a loud noise and scare him while taking the form of a yeti or some slathering hellbeast. Haha! The reaction on his face would be -

"Are you sure?" She heard the voice of a different cousin than the one she was thinking of. That was Manami. "It's so big, hot and sticky..."

"Ah, don't worry sis!" that was Kurumi. "Once you've had one of these in your mouth, it's all you'll be able to think about."

"Heh. Your sister is right." Oh great, it was one of those dumbass dorks that always hung around Kyosuke. "Kurumi was a little worried at first, but once she'd dabbed her tongue out at the tip she couldn't wait to get the rest of it inside of her!"


"W-well, I suppose a little taste wouldn't hurt. Mm... Mm, you're right!" There was an odd sound, sort of like a gobbling noise. "Ooh, that is really nice! Ah, but now my mouth is covered in this white sticky stuff."

White... sticky stuff? Her mouth? Wait a minute that sounded like the girls were giving them -

"Hoi! What are you doing in there?!" Akane suddenly asked, rising to her feet and banging on the window. She looked inside and saw... The twins sitting on the floor with a plate full of some weird pastry dish that looked like a biscuit wrapped around icing.The two perverts were sitting on the other side of the room and staring over at her in utter mortal terror.

"Hiya, Akane!" Kurumi cheerily waved, while Manami wiped away icing from the corner of her mouth. "Look, these boys made this yummy treat for the camping today!"

"Don't let me eat too much," Manami said. "I'm worried about putting on weight... But these are very delicious!"

Well didn't she feel silly all of a sudden? Akane pulled the window open and hauled herself inside the cabin. She adjusted her short reddish hair before staring down at the two kneeling hentai with her arms folded and feet tapping away. Suspicious! They were completely and totally suspicious right now! "Trying to butter up these innocent girls, were you?" she asked demandingly, trying to ignore how embarrassed she was to have mucked up her understanding of what was going on so thoroughly. "Hmph! Good thing I showed up when I did! Who knows what kind of bad influence you boys were trying to be!"

"All we did was give them some yummy treats..." one of the boys protested. She forgot their names. They were basically the same person anyway in her eyes. So she ignored them.

"Where's uncle Takashi?" she asked the twins.

"He's already gone to the lake with Kyosuke, Madoka and Hikari," Kurumi said, bouncing on her heels in excitement over... Something or other. Possibly the sugar starting to get into her system. "We were just gonna play games while they were gone!"


Games, huh? Yeah, come to think Akane could see a pack of cards lying next to the plates. Oh, she could see clear through their game already. Probably command cards like "give us a back rub" or "give us a kiss" or something equally perverted and gross. Hmph! Well, so much as Akane really wanted to see what kind of swimsuit Madoka was wearing, her concerns for the twins being left in the company of these two leches over-rode that. Damn her concerns anyway. Goodbye slingshot Madoka, you shall only exist in the realm of fantasy, kept for later tonight!

"You two, clear off," she instructed to the boys. "I want to catch up on my cousins without the two of you listening in on things that aren't your business. Got it?"

"Yes Akane!" they said in unison, and off they scarpered to a whole other room. Ugh, Kyosuke, why do you even let those two creeps hang around you like that? Oh yes, that's right. Because telling them off would be a decisive act! Thank goodness he was the only one in the family with such wishy-washy genes.

With them gone Akane picked up the cards and sorted through them. "I bet half of these are just excuses for physical contact."
Yep, pretty much what she was expecting. A few oddball things here and there to keep things seeming untoward, but a whole bunch of little things a pervert could really get off on. Akane rolled her eyes and put the cards in her pocket then looked over the twins.

"They haven't tried anything funny, have they?"

"Nuh uh. Nope. Just been playing games and having some treats," Minami said. "Well... we were all trying to come up with some practical jokes to push Kyosuke into finally picking between Madoka and Hikaru."

Aha, now that was more her speed!

"Is he still dithering between those two?" Akane asked Minami. The twins nodded in sheer resignation. Of course, why even bother asking? Akane sighed and shook her head, though she was actually feeling a mixture of emotions. The continuation of this status quo had plenty of negatives for Madoka and Hikaru, the longer it went on the worse things could get between the two friends. Not to mention how pathetic and embarrassing her cousin was being! On the other hand, if Kyosuke hooked up with Hikaru it would give Akane plenty of excuses to be close to Madoka.

As for him somehow actually managing to hook up with Madoka... She really didn't think that was at all possible.She wasn't interested in him like that... She thought? Hard to say.

"You had a plan?" Minami asked.

"Ooh! Sounds like fun!" Kurumi cheered. "You always come up with the best ways to trick him!"

"Well, if it makes him finally stop messing those two girls around and act responsibly, I'm all for it," Minami nodded. "What is your plan?"

Akane grinned and waggled her finger. "First thing's first, we have to figure out how to deal with those two boys!"
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"Oh, wonderful! Just what we needed!" Hatta threw his hands up in frustration. "Just when we were alone with the twins, just as we were moving them into more fun and games, she shows up and ruins it all!"

But to his great surprise Komatsu was actually smiling. The pervy boy tapped the side of his nose knowingly and chuckled under his breath. "Ruin?" he said. "No, not at all! She hasn't ruined anything. That tomboyish chick might be a little scary, but... You know what, she's also kind of cute."

Now that he mentioned it... Hatta scratched the top of his head. Yeah. Her features were somewhere between the twins, so she had a very pretty face. Nice figure. Shame about the personality. But if their trial run on the twins was anything to go by...

"It's going to be some work getting her up to the twin's level," Hatta observed. "She really doesn't like us."

"No, but the twins are head over heels," Komatsu countered. "Better still, it's obvious she doesn't know that we know about the family's esper powers..." He stopped a moment to scratch his chin. "I bet she has a power too! I wonder what it is."

"We'll soon find out," Hatta nodded. "Just let me get alone with one of the twins for a couple minutes, they're bound to tell us."

Without a doubt. Right now, Akane probably thought she was protecting the twins from falling under their bad influence... but she was already far too late for that! Now, if anything, the twins were going to be of great help adding Akane to the mix. Given how much that girl had intimidated them in the past neither one of them could wait to see what she was like when she'd learned to be cuter around them! It was bound to be spectacular.

As their intimidation of the tomboy esper faded away, both boys began to grin wide grins. Yes, once you get by that tough no nonsense attitude that redhead was kinda cute wasn't she? How would she be if she learned to be a little more affectionate to them? Oho, but the possibilities! Neither of them could wait to see the results! The possibilities were endless.



  1. Akane drags the twins along her initial plan to prank the two boys.
  2. Akane hashes out her prank on the two boy’s, but one of the twins leaks the details and a counter plan is prepared.
  3. Meanwhile how are things going with Kasuga, Madoka and Hikaru?
  4. Actually Kasuga, Madoka and Hikaru come back before either group has the chance to pull off a plan.
  5. Something else

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