Story: NTR 1/2

This was so much better than Ukyo could have dreamed of. A double date! Her eyes flickered with anticipation, the sheer level of possibilities were simply endless! From her and Akane's hiding place she spied the two couples with care, in particular paying careful attention to Ranma and Ryu's reactions. Ranma kept on sneaking peeks at Kodachi, and why not when Ukyo's eyes were certainly wandering as well. The rich girl was so elegant and feminine it was difficult to take your eyes off her. That tight black dress made it entirely clear what sort of figure it was hiding, and the long slit up the side of her legs and the shoulderless design made a stark and clear contrast that served to further highlight her radiance, her superiority.

Any man staring at her would want her. Any woman staring at her would feel totally inadequate. Even Ranma in girl form screwed her nose up cutely and clung tighter to her date, as though desperately trying to prove to herself of how cute and how utterly sexy she was.

Ryu was much the same, except with genders flipped around. He was looking at Tatewaki with a keen sense of jealousy, easily determining that his date's brother was leagues more a man than he could ever dream of being. And so he clutched Kodachi closer to himself in an effort to reassure himself that she was his, that he was not inadequate.

And the truly funny part of it all was? None of the four of them could see it. Tatewaki only had eyes for Ranma, and Kodachi only had eyes for Ryu. Yet by their very presence they were making the other's date feel totally inadequate. So, so hot!

"Great just what we needed," Akane groused, bringing Ukyo back to reality. She'd almost forgotten the other girl was here! "Kodachi and that jerk Ryu getting involved in this... Those two troublemakers are like peas in a pod!" she squirmed a little in their hiding place. "L-Look at the way they cling to each other. Neither one of them afraid to show off how attracted they are to one another." She made a sound like a nervous gulp. "They look so good together... So right..."

Ukyo gently reached down and pushed Akane's cheek to make her gaze shift from one couple to the other. "And what do you think of those two?" she asked, just at the same moment that Kuno leaned his face down to kiss Ranma on the lips.

"Cute..." Akane whispered. Then Ranma turned around, looked directly at Akane, and stuck out her tongue. "Ooh, that stubborn idiot!" Akane renewed her squirming, and wiped some drool from the corner of her mouth. "She'll do anything to win, won't she! She's not content to compete with me, now she's competing with Kodachi as well!"

Oof, this was all just too delicious. Never in her life would she ever make an okonomiyaki as delicious, even half as yummy as this! While Akane peered at the quartet around a corner, Ukyo stroked her back sensually, with Akane not even seeming to notice. Ukyo wondered what it was she was enthralled by: One of the Kunos, or perhaps Ranma? Impossible to say, all three of them were such tempting viewpoints.

"Don't be like that," Ukyo cooed. "I'm sure Kodachi doesn't factor into this at all. He's being competitive with you, and only you to prove which of you is the hotter chick."

Which was a tougher competition than Ukyo initially believed. It was probably because of how carefree Ranma was about femininity while in girl form, that gave her an aura of 'pigtailed sex nuke', but while her hands were roaming around the outside of Akane's uniform and pressing those clothes against her figure Ukyo had to admit the tomboy had a certain something or other going on. Yes, her problem was one of attitude more than anything else. Ukyo wet her lips and imagined what it would be like: Akane lying back, utterly naked while Tatewaki Kuno plowed her like a Greek God. Or would it be better to see Ranma on all fours, with that hunk taking her roughly from behind and yanking on her pigtail for extra leverage?

Who could say? In truth, Ukyo wanted them both!

Suddenly, the quartet turned off the street and entered a building. Ukyo and Akane hurried up after, but stopped at the door when they read the sign out front: "Couples Only Dinner, For that Unforgettable First Date!"


"Oh, blast it!" Akane snapped her fingers. "There's no way they'll let us in there!"

Ah, but there was. Ukyo grinned to herself and quickly set about her work, adjusting her posture and making an alteration to her hairstyle. While Akane tapped her feet and scowled at the offending sign, Ukyo quickly ensured her chest was nicely bound up. Then she opened her mouth to speak - But thought better of it.

Suggesting this route would be too simple, too neat and clean. What Ukyo craved was more than that. It couldn't be seen as her idea:  It had to come from Akane.

"Oh, I'm sure it's fine," Ukyo said. "Ranma's not the kind of person who would <i>lie</i> in order to win a contest. Now would she?" A smirk crept across Ukyo's face.  "I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. Besides which, where on earth would you find someone to go on a date with?  Especially on such short notice..."

Akane's competitive pride was rubbing up against her prudishness. It was so funny to watch,  because when you have two things rubbing against each other for long enough they tend to  wear and grind each other down. Her eyes were darting around, thinking furiously.  You could almost see the gears turning in her mind.  Ukyo was content to stand there nonchalantly, pretending to inspect her nails while Akane hit upon the only possible answer.

"Ukyo..." Akane quietly said, cutely clasping her hand behind her back and kicking at her heels. "This might be a bit too much to ask but... You can pretend to be a boy, can't you?"

"Well, not to brag but nobody sussed me for ten years!" Ukyo announced into a microphone that appeared out of nowhere. "When it  comes to androgyny, I am King and Queen!" The microphone was put back... wherever it came from. "Why do you ask?"

"W-Well, I  was wondering if..." Akane gulped.  Yes, that's right. Feel the shame. It must be eating you up inside, right Akane? It's such a perverted thing to do, asking a girl to pretend to be a boy so you can pretend to be a couple, and spy on a double date in progress. "If you would pretend to be my d-date for the evening?"

In the end it wasn't just a matter of looks that made Ukyo so talented at crossdressing. It sure helped that she was super pretty in that specific way that also came across as handsome depending on how she carried herself. Yet note  how that was phrased: 'Depending on how she carried herself.' If the mood struck her to act feminine, she could be cute as cute could be. Yet if the mood struck her to act masculine...

Ukyo stood up straight and deftly took Akane's hand, lifting it to her lips while maintaining  a steady eye contact. "It would be my pleasure," she said, enjoying the taste of  Akane's hand and also the slight tinge of crimson to paint her cheeks. "Come along. We must be quick. We cannot afford to give Ranma  time to craft her lie."

"R-Right!" Akane yelped.   Ukyo crooked her arm, and Akane wrapped her arm around it. This done, the two girls walked in arm in arm looking all the world like a straight couple. It made Ukyo smirk a little: She was pretty certain Akane was a little gay, but in total denial. Hence the desperate need for the  "not-gays". Well, Ukyo intended to teach her that it was entirely possible to have fun with boys or girls before serving her up as the next trophy to the glory of Tatewaki Kuno!

"Greetings!  Welcome!  Hello!" sang a man in a pink tuxedo standing by the door. "Welcome to Couples Only, the couples only diner where we can guarantee you will never forget your first date! Oh, what a cute  couple the two of you make!"

"Thank you," Ukyo said while Akane cringed away from the attention. "Are there any tables free?"

"Certainly!" the greeter wagged his finger. "But first we must make sure. So many people think to take advantage of our superb service, and take space away from real and genuine couples. Before I show you to your table... Could you please show me the depths of your affection?"

Ah. Ah! Careful now Akane, you were cutting off circulation to Ukyo's arm! "Aff-affection?" Akane repeated.

"Oho, a shy one aren't you?" the greeter said. "It's simple enough really and truly. An innocent peck  on the lips should be wholly sufficient. Surely a loving couple who wants a memorable first date can accomplish that much, at least?"

The way he said it made it seem so reasonable. Even so, for a moment Ukyo thought Akane was going to back out and make a mad blushing dash outside... Until her gaze fell upon Ranma, who was already seated at a table near the entrance. Ranma's pretty face was staring at the two of them, prompting Ukyo to grin in relief.

"Come on babe!" Ukyo whirled her 'date' around and dipped her. That's right Ranma. Get a load of this! "Let's show 'em what real passion looks like!"


Ukyo had fully intended to go for just a peck on the lips under the belief that would make Ranma squirm with impotent jealousy. However, she was surprised to find that Akane had noticed Ukyo looking across towards Ranma and taken this unkindly:  She grabbed hold of the back of Ukyo's head and pushed her tongue inside the chef's mouth. It was sloppy, it was careless, it was completely lacking in aim or coordination, but goddamn if it didn't have enough passion to stop a rampaging bull elephant.

It took Ukyo a moment to reassert herself and glimpse across at Ranma, who was scowling at the pair of them for their antics. She could but speculate what was going on in her best friend's head just now! Probably steamed at their antics and eager to one up them. Well, that last part certainly proved true as she shifted over in her seat, no longer on her own but rather entirely on Kuno's lap.

"Ah, my pigtailed girl..." Tatewaki sighed, wrapping his arms around her stomach and nuzzling her neck. "Your eagerness for my affection truly knows no bounds!"

On hearing that Ukyo came up for air. The greeter clapped quite eagerly. "Splendid, how splendid!  For a moment there I feared you were another pair of fakers, but it is plain to see your true affection!  Ah, please come with me and I shall lead you to a table -"

"There shall be no need for this," declared Tatewaki Kuno, who lifted his arm into the air. "Fair Akane, noble Ukyo! It is a delight to see you in this fine establishment! Sister dear, you do not mind if we make this a triple date, do you not?"

"Mind?" Kodachi said. "Ohohohoho! Of course I do not mind brother dearest. Ryu, permit me to make some space for this extra couple..." And then the gymnast mimicked Ranma's move, shimmying over until she was seated in Ryu's lap. The supposed troublemaking martial artist merely grinned with eyes glazed over at being treated like a seat.  "Now  come, the pair of you. Seat with us, and let us rejoin! I find myself quite eager to catch up with the both of you."

1. Back at the Kuno estate, Asuka Nodoka and Akari have some fun together.
2. The date continues, with Ranma and Akane continually trying to one-up each other.
3. Ukyo manages to sneak off to the bathroom with Tatewaki for a quick lay.
4. Despite herself, Nabiki finds herself being drawn into this mess somehow.
5. Something else