Monday, 29 August 2016

Story: Friends With Benefits Ranma 1/2


Ever since coming to Furinkan Ukyo had seen some real bullshit. People turning into animals, the guy she liked turning into a really cute girl, a wackjob principal, an energy vampire teacher... Yeah, she cut herself off there. Go on making a list like that and you could be here forever and a day. By the time you thought you were done a half-dozen new things would show up and keep you going and going forevermore.

"Friends with benefits bracelets..." she read to herself while lying on the floor of her bedroom. It made her wet her lips in thought. She'd bought them on impulse from one of those salespeople you sometimes see going around selling weird supernatural junk. <i>Friend.</i> That word was like a curse word to her. It was kinda dumb buying it in retrospect, and yet...

The potential of it. Oh, yes. The potential of it!

I mean. Sure. She'd had to interrupt the sham marriage with Shampoo's help, because it was clear that pair of assholes had somehow forced the two of them into agreeing and they were just trying to save Ranma from a loveless marriage. Or something like that. It was kind of a blur. Sure, the two of them seemed kind of weirdly close after that, and she was pretty sure they were about to kiss a couple times when they thought nobody was around. Which meant she'd pretty much already lost...

But this could be a game changer. Depending on how she handled it. Ukyo whimpered. What, in the end, was she actually after?

"Alright!" She took a deep breath. "So here's the dilemma! If I give these bracelets to Ranma, we will have sex. Amazing sex. If I get this right then even Akane won't mind because 'we are just friends'." This was the part where she bit her lip. "But we won't ever get married. Ever. We'll just be... Friends who have sex every so often."


The chef pulled herself up to her feet and began pacing around her room. "On the other hand, I could always give it to Akane," she scowled. "If I give it to her, then she'll never get married to Ranma and I can make my move. But the problem is, those two jackasses would be screwing all. The. Time. And I won't give a crap."

Which was the real crux of the dilemma she was in. Here she was with a magical thing, but however she used it bit her in the ass. That was assuming she knew how it worked in the first damned place! Oooh! What was she supposed to do with this now?


  1. One for her, one for Ranma.
  2. One for Ranma, the other Akane.
  3. Ukyo messes up and accidentally wears one while Akane wears the other.
  4. Konatsu steals them for his own use.
  5. Something else

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