Would you believe that even before all this weird shit started kicking off, there was an assload of sexual tension between Shinji and Asuka? You would? That's good! It means you've been paying attention. Not really much of a mystery as to why. Rei was a brat, but she had legs for days and a nice butt, and Shinji had to spend a long time in close proximity with her. Meanwhile, Asuka was extremely sexually frustrated because her more mature love interest wasn't giving her the time of day, and along comes a kinda cute guy who is actually somehow better at her in the thing she'd been training for, and she'd been called a prodigy.
If you understand their mutual personalities, then yeah, deep rooted sexual tension results that neither one of them can ever, ever, ever admit to aloud. You know. Until they're bombarded with horny beams from another dimension. Then they won't be able to stop admitting it aloud.
Not that they love each other, that they want to bang each other stupid. Which isn't actually likely to be that hard considering, y'know, they're both kinda dumb already.
Well, toss into this a little bit of greedy and gluttony while the two of them are sitting a top a pool surrounded by cheering spectators, and you can maybe understand why Shinji decided to hip check Asuka out of nowhere.
"Dummkopf!" Asuka sneered, struggling to free her hands, but they were bound behind her back. She considered going for a kick, but - No dice. When she tried to lift her feet that high, something caused them to slam back down to the surface. No kicks, no strikes, nothing but hips, butt and chest. Those were the rules and they were going to be sticking to them - whether they wanted to or not! "You're playing right into their hands!"
"They'd be eating out of mine if you let me finish!" Shinji roared, diving forward and spinning around in an attempt to whip his butt right into her. Normally, Asuka's chest would be way, way too small to do anything much to defend herself, but, you know, after the extremely lengthy exposure the two of them have had to Drive, she had a right proper bust now. Thus she was able to deflect Shinji's away from herself, even going so far as to alter his own momentum and -
<i>oooh that felt good</i>
"Hey! Both of you! Snap out of it!" the musclehead version of her yelled into a microphone attached to her head. "Quit fighting, or you'll have two of these damn sins hanging over your head!"
True enough she was feeling a very strong urge to suck Shinji off right now and swallow every drop that came out. At the same time, she was so - so damned angry at him, she couldn't see straight! Which her brilliant mind recognised was a very frustrating contradiction, angrily sucking dick seemed like an extremely bad combination, and why was she getting so hot and bothered, what sense did it make that getting angry at this idiot was making her wetter than the pool would?
...
"Oh verdammit, I had a crush on you before this whole thing kicked off in the first place," Asuka grumbled, mostly to herself.
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"And now, the two complete idiots are trading blows, neither giving an inch, because they're fucking idiots," said a certain musclebound Asuka into the microphone strapped to her head. "Hip thrust, hip thrust, showing no real imagination here, just going with their instincts..."
Urgh, this whole thing was so infuriatingly stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid! Really?! I mean, really now?! An impenetrable barrier keeping them in for a freaking pervy game where they have to bounce their stupid sexy bodies up against each other in a hot and heavy combat sport? Blatantly designed for perverts, by the way. Not that she expected they'd care if she accused them of it. Hell, they'd probably celebrate it!
There had to be a way out of this, there simply had to be! Uh...
"Remind me again, what happens if someone falls in the water?" she asked.
"Oh, they lose," was the answer. Really? That's it? They just plain lost?!
"Hey, idiots! One of you, jump in the freaking water already!" Muscle Asuka yelled. "The worst that will happen is you lose!"
"Lose?! I can't lose!" the other her yelled back. Oh, right. That whole 'pride' thing. If someone had suggested that to her, she'd have the same reaction. Basically: Get bent.
As for Shinji, he'd normally be more amenable to losing. He was kinda like that after all... but not this time. He had a fire in his eyes. "You cost me everything! I'll show you!"
"Ladies, let's look at our prize!" the other announcer said, and gestured to... a full sized Rei, who was covered in a thin layer of gold body paint, and trying her best to stand completely still on a podium, but not quite managing it. "This is for the winner of today's contest!"
"See! I can have that if I win!"
Right. Greed. He was beset by greed. They were being completely controlled by a sin at this point, compelling them to continue fighting even when there was no real benefit in it, Which meant they weren't going to give up, which meant that Wrath or whatever would take hold of their loins and their hearts just as surely as -
Wait a minute. Hold the phone! Shinji had greed, but the other Asuka didn't have pride. She had... Gluttony! That was the sin influencing her soul right now! Scanning her surroundings, she saw it. A sight that would be at any public arena for a sporting event. Yes! Perfect! Just what she needed!
"One hot dog please!" Muscle Asuka ordered.
"That's 220 yen!" the Rei serving as a vendor, who was wearing literally nothing but an apron and the food tray she was carrying, said.
"... I'll let you smack my ass for a hot dog," Muscle Asuka replied.
"Deal!" the Rei said, and - yowch! It was like she'd been hit by a cannonball made to fire hand shaped raw steak! A hot dog was flipped into her waiting hand, and the Rei strutted off. "Hehe, I'd have given her ten hot dogs to let me slap an ass that fine..."
By that conversion rate, it meant a slap on the ass was worth 2200 yen. Which was something she didn't want to dwell on, even a little bit. Besides! She should only need one hot dog for this!
"Yo! Asuka! Check this out!"
And then she threw that hot dog right over the barrier, which attracted Asuka's attention right towards it. Gluttony is a powerful thing, especially when it's lust tainted and you're in a mood for wolfing down something phallic! Her eyes tracked it as it soared through the sky and then -
Bang! Shinji hip checked her into the water! A whistle went up, and Shinji was declared the winner! Perfect! The barrier dropped, and she dove in to pull the other her out -
"Stupid!" Asuka spat in her face, slapping her. But also, she'd seen the hot dog floating by in the water, grabbed it with her mouth and began to fellate/eat it. "Mmmm~ I could've won that!"
"Yeah! You want more, you stupid bitch?!" Shinji roared. "Come on, lemme teach you a lesson, you've had it coming for a while!"
"Focus!" Muscle Asuka said. "We have to get out of here, both of you! Before you get corrupted with violence, and wrath makes you lash out at everything around you!"
<i>"As Shinji Ikari has won this bout, the prize is all his! Here, take some of the loser's sex appeal!"</i>
As Muscle Asuka watched, her jaw dropped, and for good reason. Up there on stage Shinji's body was changing. Oh, boy, was it changing! Asuka's too! Her breasts were shrinking down to their more normal size, her body becoming slender, instead of curvaceous. While Shinji's body was growing...
More feminine. He was pretty buff right now, but that chest was getting a hefty bosom too. His hips were becoming more slender too, and that ass was really popping!
"Uh, I think this is a bad situation for us," Muscle Asuka said.
"Oooh! Verdammit, I liked having that body!" Asuka pouted. "It made me feel sexy, strong, confident - "
<i>"It looks like they're not done yet folks!"</i>
Part of the pool lifted up around them, creating a bigger platform for them to stand on. Uh oh. She didn't like this! Sure enough, she could see a new barrier flicker into existence. She was standing on a platform alongside both Shinji and Asuka, neither of them seeming all that happy with her, or each other.
How the hell were they gonna get out of this mess?!
<i>"Round two! Fight!"</i>
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