The agreement was a simple one. It would be more trouble than it was worth letting everyone know what the hell was going on with them, nobody's business but theirs that they were railing each other regularly, could morph each other's bodies any which way they liked, morph the minds and bodies of others, and - oh yeah! - were also a miniature gestalt entity composed of three very different people whose neuroses sort of balanced each other out, negating one another. Like multiplying a negative number by a negative number. Or the Three Stooges trying to get out the same doorway at once. Or a group of sounds working together to create harmony. Whichever metaphor worked best for you.
<i>"Mein Gott, at least one of us is a massive dork."</i>
<b>"Those metaphors were a bit revealing, yes."</b>
<u>"Not nearly as revealing as a plugsuit though."</u>
That was something they could all agree on. Even before this, they all had a really good idea of what the other two looked like naked. Those plugsuits might have been a thin layer of paint for all it mattered.
Speaking of how their bodies looked, right now they were pretty... normal. Neither Asuka or Rei were sporting the thicc, busty bods of modern day femme fatales, nor was Shinji strolling around with a bodybuilder's torso or a penis he couldn't possibly keep contained inside a pair of trousers. They looked like their regular old kinda pretty but nothing overtly supernatural selves. Like the gestalt hadn't happened at all. This had been harder than one would assume. It took effort. It took concentration. None of them really saw themselves as being like this anymore. The other them - the sexpot versions - that was them. That was what they thought when they imagined themselves. Keeping to the boring version, that was taking effort. It was taking concentration.
It also meant trying not to look at each other in case it set off an endless lust spiral. Maybe Shinji checks out Asuka's butt, and then it turns him on, and then Rei feels him getting turned on, so she gets turned on, then Asuka gets turned on too because the two of them are getting hot over her and that does wonders for one's confidence/arousal. Then the cycle continues as they feed into each other, and the next thing you know Rei's grown a dick and has stuffed it in between Shinji's cheeks while he's using his tongue to give Asuka's pussy a thorough tongue bath.
Or something. They were trying not to think about that. It wasn't working.
<b>"Okay, which of you two horndogs imagined the oiled up cucumber?"</b>
<u>I think that was you...</u>
"Hey, Ikari! I caught you staring just now, didn't I?" Asuka yelled at Shinji. "Pervert!" She grabbed his ear and scowled at him... But to any outsider, it didn't quite seem right. Almost performative, in its way.
"Oh, no! Asuka, I. Did not. Stare at your butt," Shinji said, coming across exactly as flat and unnatural as the punctuation implied.
As for Rei, she steadfastly didn't look at them while the others in the crowd were absolutely baffled by the little performance. It as like Asuka had forgotten how to act like a tsundere, and Shinji had forgotten how to be a spineless wimp, and cue bad acting to fill in the blanks. As for Rei -
"I am being extremely quiet in a way that comes off as shy, demure and mysterious!" she yelled at the top of her voice. "When in truth I am being quiet because I do not know how to interact with human beings. Of which I am one, and not an abomination grown in a laboratory."
All three of them gave themselves an internal thumbs up. Perfect. Absolutely flawless. Nobody would suspect a thing.
They arrived in the classroom, and perfectly went to their seats. Correction - Rei went to Shinji's seat, Shinji went to Asuka's, Asuka went to Rei's - but they managed to elegantly go to the right place without missing a beat when they noticed what they were doing.
"Hey dudes, we all hip and cool today?" Shinji asked Kensuke.
"Indeed I am, fellow normal boy," Kensuke said. "I am into the... military? Not sports. Army stuff is really cool and stuff like baseball is really... lame."
"I hear that!" Shinji said, nodding along, relieved that Kensuke didn't seem to notice anything amiss. Phew, what a relief! Maybe this would be easier to keep up than they thought.
"Rei is extremely pretty, but I prefer Hikari and will do absolutely anything she says," Toji said. Gee man, be less obvious about your crush. "She is really awesome and smart, and would be well suited to be in charge of more than just this class."
While Shinji was ignoring what should be giant red neon warning light flashing on and off, Asuka was chatting away with Hikari, trying to make sure that, you know, she was okay.
"Oh, the penis you gave me?" Hikari whispered. "Turns out I can get rid of it at a moment's notice, you're all good."
"You're sure about that?" Asuka asked. "We kind of did that in the heat of the moment, so..."
"No, no, don't worry, your secret is perfectly safe," Hikari said, tilting her head to an almost unnatural degree. "You know, Rei's super fucking hot, how is she in the sack?"
"Like the Energiser Bunny, except completely emotionless," Asuka whispered. "You'd think getting fucked by a machine wouldn't be that great, but mein gott, there's something about the slow inevitable approach that really works for me."
"Duly noted," Hikari said, then made a gesture with her fingers like she was pushing glasses up her nose. Hikari did not wear glasses. "I'll have to give that approach a try tonight then... Slow and methodical and emotionless, like a robot huh?"
Class began, and it was the same old same old. You know the drill. The lecture about Second Impact, how it was their responsibility to ensure the survival of humanity, etc etc. The students all sat quietly, with the exception of Rei, who was reminding everyone on occasion that she was possessed of an ethereal, otherworldly beauty that left her detached from the rest of the world yet naturally drew attention to herself in spite of her own inability to communicate her own wants, needs, and feelings.
Lunchtime rolled around before too long with little other activity. Our hapless trio within this horny gestalt took the chance to occasionally tease each other about the absolutely filthy things they'd do at the first opportunity. Because, you know, last night had been fucking amazing, to finally be given the freedom to rut like their lives depended on it, and they'd all really like to go back to that ASAP, but you gotta still get on with life, and regardless of how much more mature and sane they all were, the best way to keep that sanity would be to live their normal lives as much as reasonably possible. Or something.
To that effect, Shinji fully expected to spend some time with Toji and Kensuke, while Asuka expected to chat with Hikari, and Rei expected to wander up to anyone that caught her attention to remind them that she was present, had feelings, but didn't know how to express them and that made her both alien and gorgeous, and that she was terribly sorry she didn't know how to be friends with them or open up a conversation before wandering off to someone else.
"Hey, why don't you hang out with Shinji and Rei today?" Hikari whispered. "Uh, I have to talk to Shinji's friends about a thing."
Asuka saw absolutely nothing suspicious about that at all. Even when the three of them started to walk at exactly the same pace, with the same general body language including all the minor tweaks and twitches that everyone makes but nobody notices because they're usually quite minor.
Missing quite a few red flags there, huh Asuka? Well, in that case! She slunk on over towards her man, and hauled him out of his seat.
"Alright buster, listen up!" Asuka sniffed. "Hikari just told me I have to spend lunch with you, as she's too busy! It's not that I want to spend lunch with you -"
"Don't mind me, just thinking aloud that Asuka is protesting too much!" Rei announced. "It is very obvious to me that she has a crush on him and doesn't know how to handle it, but nor do I know whether it is culturally appropriate or not to observe such a thing and share it with others!"
"I give the appearance of reluctantly and nervously accepting this invitation to lunch, when actually I'm extremely thrilled to be spending time with a very pretty girl with foreign features that give her an exotic, sultry aura!" Shinji said that while standing at attention. "Furthermore! To minimise any possible confusion about this matter, I would like to invite Rei along as well, since the three of us work together!"
Asuka made a "humph" noise, and crossed her arms in an exaggerated, over the top manner. Turning up her nose, looking all indignant about it. "Well, I'm a little annoyed that you want to have the companionship of another girl as well, but since my attempt to spend time with you was <i>obviously</i> not going to end well anyway, I will let it slide. Dummy."
"I will join the three of you in an attempt to observe human companionship from a closer point of view," Rei said. "And for absolutely no other reason."
With that, the three of them walked out, and much like the other three were stepping in time, with the same little twitches, the same body language, the whole nine yards.
<i>"We are so fucking good at this."</i>
<b>"You say no lies."</b>
<u>"Soooo, are we gonna just hang out or are we actually going to be having sex...?</u>
That was a dumb question. A really dumb question. The other two sighed, rolled their eyes, and then went right to the gym storage shed, which Rei had worked out had a broken lock a few weeks back but not told anyone because she hadn't been told to do so...
Only, when they did go in...
- They find the other gestalt screwing
- They're spotted by a concerned Doctor Akagi, who came to school to keep an eye on them.
- No interruptions, no weird discoveries, just kinky sex.
- Something else
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