Monday, 31 August 2020

Story: DxD Loot Crate

 

If you asked the girls in school on an ordinary day, where no magical bullsshit was influencing what people thought, which boy was the number one in school it would have to be Kiba. He was handsome, polite, charming, handsome, well spoken, handsome, athletic, and also handsome.

With credentials like that you can understand why nobody gave issei or the other two perverts the time of day. What's little known about Kiba is that he's a bit of a pervert himself - he's simply much better at hiding it . It might help that he tends to focus on matters like honour, dignity and his ceaseless quest for revenge against the psychopaths who used him and several other children as lab rats in their attempt to recreate Excalibur.

But that was neither here nor there. Right now, Kiba had found a fascinating book that discussed the matter of Feng Shui in a way he'd never heard of before. After rearranging a few things experimentally in the clubroom for the ORC, he felt this urge to... branch out a touch. Try a few things in the greater school area.

"Let's see," Kiba said, holding the book aloft in one hand. "Apparently if I move this curtain like this," he grabbed a curtain hanging over a window in the school corridor. "It will cause bad luck energy to move outside the school, while good luck will flow into the corridor."

"Oh hey, a coin!" a girl further down the corridor said, bending down to pick it up. Incidentally, flashing her underwear at Kiba in the process. "Lucky day!"

He couldn't disagree with that. Especially since his keen eyes hadn't picked up that coin on the floor before she'd seen it. Almost as if it had somehow appeared there, purely to make her do that. Fascinating. Of course, such things would also help with his brand new fascination: Helping ensure that perverted things happened to Issei.

To that end, he wandered along towards Issei's classroom fully intending to make full use of this book. Not for his own end, but rather for Issei's.  He'd already ensured that not a drop of lust was wasted within the school grounds, as he'd made a few tweaks along the way to ensure that any wasted lust was all channelled directly back into the school. However, that might not benefit Issei directly.

Still, he threw open the door to the classroom with a ready made excuse in mind - and found it full of girls slumped over, breathing heavily, dishevelled clothing and with traces of a white substance around their mouths and breasts.

One of those girls being Akeno. Another being Koneko, clad in some form of erotic shrine maiden garb.

"Oh, hello Kiba!" Akeno groggily called out, using a desk to pull herself to her feet. Kiba rushed to her. He knew full well that Rias Gremory's Queen was made of pretty stern stuff, so something that could make her legs shake must be intense indeed. "Have you seen Issei anywhere?"

"No, president. I can't say that I have," Kiba replied. Issei had done this? You know, now that he was away from Issei, he was starting to think that was a little... strange. "How is the investigation proceeding?"

"Slowly," Akeno said, pulling Koneko to her feet. The smaller cat demon stumbled, and had to lean into Rias for support. Goodness, she must have had it rough if she'd been in this state! "Achingly, teasingly slowly."

A strange look fell over Akeno at that moment. There was no mistaking it. Lust. Pure, transparent lust. Thinking about the book, Kiba took a look around. According to it, if he held the book itself up to the side of his head - yes, there! He could see the lines of lust as clear as day! It was everywhere in this classroom, and his arrangement through the school was rebounding the excess lust from here, and elsewhere on campus, back into the girls.

"Our new Pawn might be a more worthwhile prize than I first thought," Akeno said, looking around the room. "If he can do this much to an entire class of girls, including myself and Koneko -" She licked her lips. "Yes, I think he will do. Quite nicely. Rias could use him as an excuse to break the engagement with Riser..."

"May I have a piece of that as well?" Koneko quietly asked.

It occurred to Kiba right then, that he was no longer the most desired male on campus. The sheer thirst towards being given off by both Akeno and Koneko was, in and of itself, entirely sufficient to eclipse the desire the rest of the girls in the student body might have towards Kiba. And that was even assuming that none of the other girls in this classroom, still recovering from ahegao, wanted a further piece of Issei.

None of which Kiba really minded. It always bothered him being so popular. Even if he had dating aspirations, how could he possibly choose any girl without causing a small scale war? He was honestly a little envious of the boys who weren't so blatantly desired - they could at least date someone without such concerns. Now, at least, the option was open to him because they'd all be so horny for Issei that they wouldn't mind too much if he dated someone.

It would probably not be too difficult to seduce an appropriate girl either.

However, that would have to be for later. His peerage needed him. And his book of feng shui might well be the ticket to that help.

To start with, the girls adjusted their clothes to be a touch more presentable. "There's not much doubt in my mind," Kiba said. "This book does seem to work as advertised. It might be a symptom of the same mystery we are investigating even now."

"We don't have any real verification of where it came from," Akeno said, picking up on his point. "Yes, I did think it was strange that my 'fiance' would send a package like this. It's entirely possible further packages were sent out, and that could be where this mysterious 'liquid orgasm' substance came from."

Kiba was struck with inspiration - or rather, he was about to be. The book did offer suggestions for ways to affect one's reasoning and deductive skills. If he rearranged the desks a little bit, that should manipulate the creative energy of the room.

"It does not explain this mysterious 'bra' concept that Issei was talking about," Koneko continued.

"Yes, he was far too upset about that for it to be an act," Akeno said. Both of them ignored Kiba as he nudged the chairs and the desks into their proper configurations, sometimes only having to alter them by a single degree, while other times he had to pick them up and put them on the other side of the room. "Which means it is either potent magic that can affect even a multitude of Devils without them noticing anything strange, or it is something that is only affecting Issei himself."

By the time Akeno had finished saying that much, Kiba had already finished. The flow of imagination, the concept called 'inspiration', it flowed through this room like water through a river. A mystical energy that normally only a being called a Muse could generate and control, now being freely manipulated thanks to a handy dandy guidebook.

"Ah!" Koneko yelped, pounding her fist into her palm. "Then Issei might have also received a mystery package of some sort! That might explain quite a few things, wouldn't it?"

Stepping back a little, such a thought only occurred to Koneko in the first place because she was not present with Issei at the moment, and hence was not directly under the influence of the Normality Earrings. Throw on top of that the effects of Kiba's Feng Shui, and a thought she would not normally have suddenly became common sense.

"Why would someone send him a package?" Akeno asked.

"Chaos," Kiba swiftly answered. "Issei is a known pervert - and as we discovered, is in possession of a Sacred Gear. If he were to get a few powerful enchanted items, he might make use of them, by accident or by intention."

"A pervert would think of something like 'liquid orgasms," Koneko nodded in agreement.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk!" Akeno wagged her finger. "Our next course of action is clear!" Akeno said, storming off towards the door. "We must discover the truth one way or another! First, we find Rias. Then she'll drag it out of Issei, and if he has been given enchanted items we must discover their true nature."

"And then use them to lewd Issei further," Koneko said.

"Well, yes, that much should go without saying," Akeno added, patting Koneko affectionately on the head. "Now, we must find that boy before he accidentally causes any more mischief. Where do you think he might have gone?"

  1. Cue fleeing Fallen Angels, who were barely able to resist the temptation to become Issei's boobslaves.
  2. Sona has come to find Rias because even she's left completely flummoxed by what's going on. And can't stop acting like a slutty magical girl.
  3. Alternatively, they discover Issei after he has fully, thoroughly, irreversibly mindbroken the trio.
  4. Wait, where's Akeno off to?
  5. Something else.


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