Sunday, 19 July 2020

Story: UY Splitter


Let's consider Ran in more detail, shall we? This girl is unstable to say the very least. This comes from years of abuse at the hands of a mother who, frankly, is not as hated as Ryuunosuke's father purely because she doesn't appear nearly as often in any material. Blaming her for everything and anything that went wrong, as if it was her fault when, in truth, Lum was a precocious, curious troublemaker from the day she was born. Try not to blame Lum, she didn't try to duck the blame and peg it on Ran. Most of the time. Only... occasionally. Like the time she wet the bed.

Over time those kinds of events breed resentment, like a grain of sand caught in an oyster. The irritation builds up over the course of time. Except in this case instead of a pearl you get deep rooted psychological trauma that manifests as sporadic outbursts of raw anger, while most of the time you try to act sweet and innocent in an attempt to stop yourself from being put over someone's knee and spanked.

Speaking of which, Ran was currently laying over her fiance's knee with her bottom bare, his hand was raised into the air and - Smack!

"I see, so your mother punished you like this, did she?" Ataru asked. Smack. The sound echoed off the walls, and Ran had to burrow her face into the pillow. This was so embarrassing. So humiliating! So painful, and yet, so <i>nice</i> at the same time. "You have a lot of resentment towards your mother for her unfair treatment of you, don't you Ran?"

Smack. This time the pillow wasn't enough, and her moan of pleasure seeped through.

"Of course, since you found it inappropriate to place the blame on her, you shifted instead to your best friend Lum, who -through her typical care free attitude - wound up getting you blamed for naughty things that she did."

Smack. This time, she dropped the pillow and let out a big "Yes!" that served as both an answer to his question, and a pleading cry for more.

"In that case, to ensure your mental wellbeing we need to make use of a few exercises that will help you direct these feelings in the right direction," Ataru said. His hand roughly groped her butt, hard enough that it might leave finger marks in her flesh. "Say that you hate your mother."

"Ah, I can't do something like -"

"Say it," Ataru said, lifting that hand and cracking it down like a whip. "And then I'll do that to your other cheek."

"I hate my bitch of a whore ass mother!" Ran yelled, her voice taking on that weird twisted baritone that it adopted when she was bursting at the seams with anger. Smack, and then she made a cutesy "kyaaa!" sound.

"There, doesn;t that feel better?" Ataru sniffed. Ran nodded, and was then pulled up so she was sitting in her Darling's lap. "So, to answer your question about whether to invite your mother or not, I'd say you need to let me talk to her. I'll put her over my knee like she put you over hers. I'll have her screaming and creaming in no time flat, you get me?"

"I love you," Ran tittered, suddenly feeling a lot better. "Oh, wow. I don't feel so angry anymore."

"It's the therapy," Ataru said. "By which I mean, helping you adjust to hate you bitch of a mother instead of your cute sexy friend who only ever wanted to have fun with you, while at the same time relieving all the sexual stress you'd built up from spending so long trying to date that idiot Rei." Ataru stopped for a moment and considered. "Wow, I wonder how many chicks across the cosmos that guy's messed up in the head? You've gotta be the most extreme case. No wonder Lum jumped at the first guy to show her the remotest bit of interest."

Oh yeah, Rei. It was weird that she hadn't thought about him at all today. Ran turned her pretty head to look at her fiance. In this light, he was much more handsome than Rei ever was, a statement that should have been completely impossible Yet, there it was. Handsome, charming and best of all he fucked like a champion.

There was a knock on the door. After a moment, Ataru's mother popped her head in. "Hello, uh, Son.” She said.

“Hey there Mom.” Ataru said, not bothering to move Ran off his lap.

“Now, I haven't heard a single thing in here and I don’t see anything odd.” Mrs. Moroboshi said in a voice that was rising in pitch with every word. “But Lum just called! You know! That nice sweet girl who isn’t bipolar and a serial killer in the making?”

Ran snorted at that. “She’d just pass the blame onto someone- eep!” Ataru’s hand clapped on her ass.

“So anyways!” Mrs. Moroboshi said, plastering a smile onto her face, her voice still rising. “Lum called and said that she wanted your input, Ataru, with the other copies of you! Something about buying a house?”

"Ah! Therapy can wait, we've got a new house to see!" Ataru said, hauling her to her feet and grabbing her hand. Oh no, she wasn't wearing underwear under her dress! B-But she couldn't bring herself to say such a thing in front of her future mother-in-law!

Which, incidentally, may or may not be the reason he'd grabbed her hand and pulled her away like this.

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Land on earth was dirt cheap. Then again, the Earth itself was dirt cheap. The Oni had seriously considered simply purchasing the planet. Show up in disguise with a hunk of diamonds, then start buying huge tracts of land. Set up some companies, employ people, turn them into wage slaves - then have them engage in games of chance for the personal amusement of their new Oni masters.

See, that's the thing about the Oni, they really were benevolent conquerors. All they wanted to do was goof around with you. That's pretty much the main reason that was shot down, it was too much like real work.

But anyway. This month's pocket change was enough to buy off a really, really big tract of land in the middle of Tokyo. The building was already in the process of being demolished, nobody was using it, they'd been looking for a buyer for a little while now and were about to sell it to some hotel chain - but Lum had casually swooped in and outbid them.

Still. She felt weird. Ever since waking up this morning she'd been kind of... off. It was hard to concentrate. She kept on getting these headaches. Making out with Oyuki helped. Giving her darling a lapdance helped even more.

Although in truth Lum knew what it was. She hadn't had sex yet this morning. She needed sex. Needed it, like she needed air to breathe. She had the distinct impression he was holding out on her. For some reason. Right now the two Atarus were discussing the space they'd purchased and what they'd do with it. Whose room would go where.

"You seem quite fidgety today," Oyuki said. Lum nearly jumped out of her skin. Nearly zapped Oyuki too. "I thought you would be looking forward to this."

"I am," Lum said. "I think I am? I think I used to be against this harem idea, but I can't remember why anymore." She furrowed her brow and tried to concentrate. She remembered shocking Ataru every time he hit on another girl, letting out a cry of 'Darling' every time. Why had she done that? If only he would have sex with her, that would clear her head.

"There they are!" a familiar voice called out. It was Darling's, but not her Darling. It was Ran's Darling. There were two big clues that told her this. The first, the tone of voice was a bit rougher. The second and more convincing, Ran was hanging off his arm. "Hey there you slovenly bastards! You couldn't wait until I was done with her before you went and built our new home?!"

Ran's Ataru dashed over, grabbed the other two in a headlock, and then somehow twisted his body around to make the tops of their heads rub into each other. A double noogie. Yes, of course that Ataru would be capable of something like that.

As for Ran... She was quite a bit more fidgety than normal, for some reason. Which set off Lum's internal alert. This girl's natural state of being was 'revenge for perceived sleights'.

She had on an outfit Lum had seen her wear before dozens of times. Normally a cute, frilly, and modest dress. Yet somehow the blouse was now showing off her cleavage and her dress seemed tighter around her curvy waist and rear. Lum, for the first time, felt some slight jealousy over Ran’s hourglass figure.

"So, Darling and I were talking a little bit ago," Ran said. "Oh, he's such a clever boy. He made me realise my deep rooted issues with my mother have caused all sorts of intimacy issues. Teehee!"

Alright. Lum had seen this plenty of times before. The cutesy charade hiding the vicious rabid animal that lurked underneath. She was waiting for the other shoe to drop. The sudden memory of something Lum did, twisting things around the wrong way, then lashing out violently. But it didn't come.

"So, on the way here Darling said that we should probably kiss and make up. Let bygones be bygones. Let all those silly misunderstandings remain in the past."

Lum looked towards Oyuki, who was probably as baffled as Lum herself but was showing no emotion there at all, as usual.

"That sounds good to me," Lum said. It would be nice to not have to worry about Ran trying something. Sure, she didn't quite trust it as far as she could throw her, but the attempt must be made.

"Alright! Then let's get this over with!" Then, to Lum's utter shock and mild horror, Ran leaned over closed her eyes and puckered her lips.

"Hot," Oyuki whispered, not seeming to care if she was heard.

"H-How stupid do you think I am?" Lum asked. "You know that I know you can drain a person's energy with a kiss!"

A pair of hands fell on her shoulder. Strong hands. Reassuring hands. THe hands of her Darling. Lum melted into those hands, and her expression twisted up into joy, happiness, contentment.

"Now, now dear don't be like that," Ataru #1 said. He kissed her on the cheek. "Ran's putting herself out there, don't embarrass her like that."

"Yeah!" Ran's Ataru said, rubbing her butt instead of her shoulders. He drew his hand back slightly and tapped her on the ass. "Besides which, Oyuki's right. It would be super fucking hot if you two, like, frenched right here."

"You'll have to get on with the other girls anyway," Ataru whispered. "How can a harem expect to get on if they can't share a simple innocent smooch?"

That made a kind of sense. Or maybe Lum was so horny that anything he said would make sense if she thought it would get her sex sooner. Her common sense was telling her that this was a bad idea, but even so Lum leaned in, closed her eyes and pressed her lips against Ran's.

To her surprise, Ran didn't drain her energy. To her greater surprise, the moment Lum's lips touched hers Ran tackled her to the ground and forced her tongue inside Lum's mouth.

"Hot," Oyuki said, running her hand around underneath her robe. "Pardon me. I need to... I have to... Dearest! I am in need of stuffing!"

"There you go, you see?" Ran's Ataru said, leaning over the pair of them. He drew back his hand and spanked Ran right on the butt. "That kind of repressed attraction ain't healthy. You gotta let it allll out." Another smack, which made Ran whimper. Ah, meanwhile Ataru #1 had taken off Lum's boots and was rubbing her feet in just the right spot, meaning that now both alien girls were moaning into each other's mouths and thoroughly enjoying an experience neither one would have dreamt they'd have.

"Hey, Ran, how about you fuck her?" Oyuki's Ataru called out. "That would guarantee you get some big help over your issues, right?"

Wait!? What? Lum needed sex but she wanted sex with her Darling! Not… Ran, touching her and making her feel hot while her Darling watched excitedly…

OK, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad?


  1. Orgy time!
  2. Shinobu wakes up.
  3. Sakura and Ryuunosuke come along as well.
  4. Benten is getting corrupted in an unusual way.
  5. Something else

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