There comes a time where you simply can't stay out of things any longer. Sitting on the sidelines and letting others do your work for you only gets you so far. Especially when you're being distracted by this nagging temptation to Sparkle Up ♥!
No, no, no, no! She would not Sparkle Up ♥ and become an ally to justice, defeating all the wicked perverts with her council president super duper cutesie powah♥!
Such was the torment of Sona Sitri. Sitting there in the office it was driving her mad. The only thing she could think of to do was head on out and <i>do stuff</i> to keep from thinking about how <i>amazing</i> it would be if she magically transformed her clothing into something pink and adorable that completely hid how powerful she really was. Argh, she had found her mind wandering off to imagining different costumes, some based of certain outfits from the shows her sister had forced her to watch over the years.
Her mind wouldn’t even permit one of the more tasteful and serious shows to work as inspiration. She kept coming back to the most cutest and saccharine magical girl shows and imagined herself in these costumes, striking a adorable pose as she did a Sitri Sparkle Beam♥!
"Gah! What's the point in being a magical girl if I name my ultimate attack after myself?!" Sona yelled, grasping the side of her head and throwing it back in dismay.
“President, are you alright?” Ruruko, the girl among her Peerage that was coming along, asked cautiously while carrying the box of perverted evidence. On one hand, she was somewhat worried, on the other hand bothering Sona when she was annoyed could lead to lots of scolding.
"Never better, why do you ask?" Sona said. Immediately reverting back to her normal body language without missing a beat. The thought was also occurring that that was the perpetrator's own way of attacking her. By filling her up with these urges. These unnatural urges to - she felt the thoughts in favour of it creep in there and squashed them without mercy - to humiliate herself in a skimpy outfit while acting like a space cadet.
Why though? Perhaps to make her act predictable. If she wasted time doing cutesy poses and doing speeches on love and justice, they could walk circles around her. Sona knew, she needed to resist the urge to dress up in a pink frilly dress and stick her tongue out slightly while making a heart shape with her hands. Grk! That one got past her defenses! Woe betide the being responsible for this if she ever got her hands on -
Cue collision with a girl in a swimsuit and another girl who was completely naked. "You two!" Sona yelled, using the wand thing as a pointer. "You want to be ogled by boys? Put some clothes on, what is the matter with you?!"
Now, none of them were quite aware of exactly what Sona had just done to them. Not yet at least. But Sona's eyes did narrow on the girl in the swimsuit. She didn't recognise this one. Not from any of the class pictures she had to look over due to her job as the student council president. And come to think, there did seem to be something almost magical about this girl! Ah... wait, that phrasing wasn't the way she wanted to put that.
"Sorry, gotta dash!" the girl said, suddenly pushing right on by - and knocking over the box in Ruroko's hands in the process. Spilling all the evidence of perversion down the corridor.
It took about ten seconds after that for utter chaos to be unleashed.
"Eeeek! This sponge is melting my clothes somehow!"
"Ah, this swimsuit is trying to make me wear it!"
"These panties are trying to molest meeeee!"
Take your pick ladies and gentlemen, which is the most absolutely absurd thing you've read this week? Each of these three objects had attacked someone. The swimsuit was targeting the naked Aika, the sponge was trying to melt Raynare’s own swimsuit and the panties had grown tentacles, crawled up Ruruko’s legs and began to do unspeakable things to her butt and crotch.
And on top of that was a packet of chewing gum which was somehow blowing bubbles shaped like male genitals, while a pen had unscrewed into the form of a dildo and bottles of liquid orgasm lay scattered on the floor. Then there was Issei's phone, which had landed at Sona's feet, and now her hands were trembling and she couldn't hold it in anymore.
"In the name of love, peace, and justice cease at once! ♥"
Issei’s phone started to glow a bright pink and suddenly flew up into her upheld hand. Sona blinked in surprise as the piece of tech transformed within her hand, turning a bright pink with silver interlaced, the display gaining a heart shape and beginning to sparkle like someone had dropped a bucket full of glitter into it.
Don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it -
"Sparkling Council President!" she saluted and held up the phone. "Form of Sexy Magical Girl!♥"
Aaaaargh, she said it, she said it, she said it and - And was it her imagination or were those various pieces of evidence starting to sort of move towards each other? Sona was powerless to do anything as the transformation overtook her. She lifted her leg into the air against her own will while twinkling lights surrounded her body, spinning around in a vortex. Her ankle came up to eye level, and she watched a long pink sock materialise over her foot, completely replacing what she was wearing. The rest of it, she more felt than saw. She forced her foot down and twisted around to try and see what ridiculous thing this was now, but all she managed to do was continue to do cutesy poses that she'd never ever normally make in public. Or in private!
What she did notice was that her hair was suddenly growing until it reached down to her hips. Then it became a bright bubblegum pink and styled itself into a pair of long twintails.
That is to say, it was the same hairstyle as her sister wore.
Then her arm started to raise up towards her head. Sona fought against it with all of her considerable might. She'd have better fortune keeping the sun from rising in the morning. Before she knew it she was sticking her tongue out the corner of her mouth and saluting while saying "Sparkling Council President is ready for action!"
Ahhhh, why did it feel so gooood? Sona squirmed. Then realised that not only was she wearing a big frilly miniskirt, but also no underwear. Of course.
And her top was basically a bikini with frills, the triangles just barely covering enough to keep her decent. Though that still left a ton of cleavage, underboob, sideboob and her entire belly revealed to anyone looking! The little pink cutesy bow tie around her neck didn’t make it any better! Ugh! She loved it! And she hated that she loved it!
Anyway, Sona turned around to deal with the inexplicably misbehaving evidence... and found that they had all sort of jumbled together into a giant monster. We're talking, tentacle pantied being worn by the swimsuit, the sponge poking out through the swimsuit's neckhole with the bubblegum resting on top of the sponge and the pen being wielded like a sword by the bottles of liquid orgasm soap, which had apparently taken the place of arms in this weird amalgamation.
"Hey, let go of me you stupid thing!" the strange girl protested, as tentacles from the panties held her up over the creature's sponge head. The top of one of the bottles opened, and it squeezed out a drop onto her skin. "Nnnnngh! No, don't you dare use me as a hostage! How dare yooooou!"
"Mistress Raynare!" Aika yelled. So that was the girl's name? And what was with the mistress bit? "Nooo! Take me instead! I'm the one that should be captured and abused!"
"Girl you have some serious issues," Sona flatly said. "Ruruko! Keep this corridor clear! This is your Sparkling Council President ♥ giving the command!"
"Y-yes, Sona! Right away!" Ruruko said. She scrambled to her feet. "Kick its ass, boss!"
She'd do that without being told. Ah, from the way the sponge seemed to blush it would probably enjoy that as well. Urgh! This thing was a masochistic deviant monster, was it?!
The fight started with an unusual move. Tossing the cumming Raynare right at her. Sona's instincts as a magical girl compelled her to save the girl - but her instincts as a bloody sensible devil told her to duck out of the way and let the suspicious girl fly on by. Good thing as well, for the monster squeezed out its bottles to send two large streams of liquid orgasms flying right at her!
"Guhhhhh..." Aika and Ruruko moaned as the streams hit them. They were covered in the perverted liquid from head to toe and it dripped everywhere. The girls shuddered and even though they were clearly uncomfortable started to grope themselves as repeated orgams hammered their bodies and minds into submission.
Well Sona had other issues anyway. For example panty tentacles lashing out at her like whips. Nothing made of cotton should be this long and slippery, never mind have suckers that tried to stick onto her. Bah! This whole thing was getting ridiculous!
"Now you're finished!" Sona cutely saluted. "You made a big mistake in releasing that liquid onto the battlefield! Soaking Sitri Salutations! ♥"
Aaargh, what kind of magical girl uses their own name in their ultimate attack! In any event, Sona made use of her own innate talent in water manipulation to great effect, lifting the liquid orgasm from the girls (and from the floor) then dumping it all right into the sponge. As expected it began to soak it all up right away.
Then, also as expected, it started to cum. From somewhere. Sona was a smart girl, but <i>damn</i> that intelligence sometimes for the things it let her imagine. This was a sentiment that she would be returning to in about a minute.
With the monster cumming, it lost control over its limbs. Which included its tentacles. Which meant that now Sona had a clear shot with her ultimate attack! That is to say, a mundane banishing spell that almost any devil could do.
Still, as a magical girl it was her sacred duty to be as chuni as possible.
"I banish you, deviant being, to the place where all perverted entities should reside! Orochi, swallow it whole and let it digest in your stomach until the end of time! Sitri Sparkle Beam!"
Huh. Whenever she'd cast this spell before it didn't usually emanate from her bosom. Nor did it usually come out shaped like a pair of pink hearts. Regardless! The effect was immediate and was in fact what she was expecting. The perverted items flat out vanished into a pocket dimension, where she could study them later as and when needed.
Though it appeared the monster had seen this coming, because it had thrown the bottles of liquid soap up above its body. The objects were just barely touched by the banishing spell and basically ripped apart without being sealed away.
Which you know, caused a ton of orgasmic liquid to splash all over the hallway, coating everything and everyone into a thin sheet of the stuff. Sona had just a few moments to think about how there shouldn’t have been this much soap inside the bottles (never mind the fact that the monster had used them as artillery just a bit earlier.) before every part of her body started cumming.
"Guh!" she grunted and sunk to her knees. "Guhhhhhh!"
This proved to be a mistake as there was even more of the gunk on the floor. Which her knees had come into contact with. She lifted a hand and parted the liquid away so she could put her hands on the floor without making herself cum even harder but it was really, really hard to concentrate when your entire body is cumming no matter how strong a devil you were.
"C-Council President!" Ruruko gasped. "That was awesome! You destroyed it! Woah! That was so cool!"
"N-not the time!" Sona forced out. She looked around and saw a certain naked girl sneaking off with a swimsuit clad girl, both of them very obviously struggling with their own climactic release just as much as she was. Sona tried to force herself to her feet - but fell back down almost immediately. Bah! She would have to investigate them sometime later!
In the meantime though... What had caused that monster to form? Sona put her attention to that. Her analytical mind and a simple scanning spell should be enough to figure out the root cause. Sure enough there was a magical signature attached to them. A spell that had enchanted each of those perverted items into working together as one.
And the culprit... was Sona herself. Wait, that made no sense why would her magic make something like this happen when it would only start a fight..
A fight that was absolutely perfect for the debut of a lewd sort of magical girl..
Quietly Sona promised to herself that whoever was responsible for messing with her mind would be experiencing untold pain and suffering once she got her hands on them.
"Gosh, I can't wait to tell everyone how cool you were!" Ruruko said, gushing over Sona's fight. In a different way than that, get your mind out of the gutter!
"Ruruko," Sona said. A dark cloud formed over her head, she could feel its shadow growing over her. It matched her mood perfectly. "If you breathe a word of this to any living soul, I shall extract yours and feast upon it for breakfast."
"Of course, Sparkling President Sona!"
- To keep from being followed, Raynare used her editor's pen to cause something to distract Sona and Ruruko.
- Back to Issei talking about the girl who ran away.
- Sona begins looking into who that girl was, discovers the brainwashing room.
- Kiba is still using his feng shui book to encourage perverted things to happen to Issei.
- Something else
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