It didn't take her long to find her true target, lying down in the guest room of the Tendo residence reading some comic book. Ooh, look at him. Even in such a relaxed posture he looked so manly and gave off the aura of a true warrior, biding his time while waiting for battle to stir him into action. Even if not for her village's traditions she'd have given him the once over, maybe even lost to him on purpose, and no man had ever made her feel that way before. Even warriors stronger than him hadn't brought out this reaction! Yes, a perfect balance of might and beauty. They would make the perfect couple... Once he'd been made to see the light, that is.
"Nihao!" Shampoo cheered, skipping into the room. Oof, but he got to his feet so quickly! Her instinct was right, she'd never manage to wash his brain the same way she had already washed the sisters. His danger sense was a little too good. Attempt to attack him and force it, the entire plan would be spoiled immediately. "Is good see you, Ranma!"
"Hi Shampoo," Ranma said, waving at her. "Bye Shampoo!" he continued, quickly making a beeline for the other door.
"Ah, wait!" Shampoo called. "Former airen, Shampoo need talk with you!"
Former airen. Yes, as she thought that had received his full attention. He stopped running and turned around. Now to set the bait upon the hook.
"Shampoo find out about curse," she said, feigning shyness. "So, know that gave kiss of death and kiss of marriage both to same person." He made a noise like 'gurk' which was completely adorable. "Kisses cancel out. Meaning Shampoo no kill or marry."
"No kidding?" Ranma asked. "You're not going to either kill me or marry me?"
"That right," Shampoo sighed, trying her best to sound disappointed. She would be if the marry part wasn't true, but all of this was a great big lie. Ranma wouldn't even bother looking it up though. Nobody would for this kind of good news. "So, Shampoo want to make up for difficulty she cause."
"Well, you don't have to put yourself out like that..." Ranma mused. "You can just head off home now, right?"
"Not yet," Shampoo sighed again. "Must do ceremony to ensure it official. Airen help out?"
"So long as I don't have to do anything dumb."
"No, no! Just sit there with back to Shampoo, she take care of rest!"
A little frown of suspicion, which was unfortunately justified. Still, he was a little too eager to see her off. No wonder after she'd chased him, in girl form, for so long while trying to kill her. Which left her feeling a little torn. Stick with the original plan, or erase those memories from his head? Doing both at once would be too, too bad for his mental health.
No, stick to the original plan. That was the best thing. It took her less than five seconds to properly wash his head with the proper application of shampoo and pressure points. Now the fun could really begin.
"Huh, that feels kind of refreshing," Ranma admitted, not particularly paying attention to Shampoo right up until she was sitting in his lap. "Hey, what gives?"
"Now must do kiss of friendship," Shampoo said. "Then ceremony finish."
"Do we have -" Ranma said, but she interrupted before he could finish by kissing him. As in, really kissing him. The kiss of marriage was a rather chaste peck on the lips all truth told, she hadn't been able to go all in like she had intended. Now she could. Her tongue shot inside his mouth while it was still wide open and, mm, no wonder the girls back in the village raved about this kind of kiss. She felt like she was getting lost in him.
But then she suddenly pulled away and hopped up onto her feet while Ranma blinked in confusion. "Huh, that feels kind of refreshing," Ranma said. Shampoo straightened out her dress, then resumed sitting in Ranma's lap again. "Hey, what gives?"
"Now must do kiss of friendship," Shampoo said, this time with a much hungrier look in her eyes. Now that she'd tasted the feast, she couldn't wait for a little more "Then ceremony finish."
This time she popped forward the instant he asked the question, bowling her airen over onto his back. She grabbed hold of his wrists and then forced his hands onto the small of her back, but as soon as she released them he pulled away and pushed her off, then sat up and said "Huh, that feels kind of refreshing." Completely forgetting what had just happened.
"Yes," Shampoo said, picking herself up and walking out of the room. No need to push too fast quite yet. "Yes, it was."
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Ranma woke up feeling good. No, scratch that, Ranma felt <i>really</i> good. For some reason his scalp was tingly, and there was this really soft and warm sensation rubbing around his -
Eyes snapped open, and he peered down. To his utter disbelief, Shampoo was kneeling down by his feet. Breasts out, while Ranma's shaft was poking out the front of his boxers. He was being woken up by a titjob from a sexy psycho warrior chick!
"Nihao airen!" Shampoo said, gripping the sides of her enormous tits with great enthusiasm and squeezing them as tightly around his dick's head as she could manage. Which, considering her strength, was rather tight.
"Shampoo, what are you doing?" Ranma grunted. "Cut that out!"
"Okay!" she said, suddenly popping his cock back inside his boxers, standing up and pulling her dress back over her chest. He sat up and opened his mouth to yell at her for behaving so weird... Then he trailed off. What was he going to say just now? Oh hell, morning wood! He really hoped Shampoo didn't notice, this was so embarrassing.
"S-Something I can help you with?" Ranma asked.
In response Shampoo looked down quite meaningfully at his junk. She smiled a naughty little smile, wet her lips and blew him a kiss, then smoothed her hands down her impressive curves and right back up again until her hands were above her head in a mini-erotic dance just for his viewing...
And then he completely forgot it happened. Correction: His mind completely forgot. His body didn't.
"Shampoo make breakfast for Tendo and Saotome families!" Shampoo cheerily chirped. "Come to wake up airen," she slid her dress open, letting her boobs spill out when she said that last word, then popped them back inside and said "Ranma" instead.
"Uh, thanks?" Ranma mumbled. He fidgeted a little bit. "Do you mind leaving for a bit so I can get dressed?"
Shampoo turned around, and much to Ranma's disbelief grabbed the hem of her dress, shimmied it up to reveal her bare ass, and wiggled it directly in front of his face. "By get dressed, airen mean beat off to thoughts of Shampoo. Is okay. Shampoo no mind."
"Sh-Shampoo!" Ranma barked out in utter shock. "What are you -"
The dress was pulled back down, and once again Ranma forgot. Without another word, Shampoo slipped the guest room door open and left the room, leaving a thoroughly horny Ranma behind with a large throbbing erection that he could only associate with a lavender haired psycho who happened to have a killer body and pretty smile. Needless to say, but this was only the beginning of a very hard time in Ranma's young life.
And it would only get harder from here.
- Ranma heads to the bathroom after getting splashed with water, finds Shampoo there eager to "help".
- Shampoo encounters Akane training and gives her some pointers.
- Shampoo encounters Kasumi in the kitchen and agrees to help out.
- Shampoo encounters Nabiki in the hallway and tries to get a better read of this strange girl.
- Ryoga, as P-chan, notices what is happening and attempts to warn someone.
- Something else
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