As they stalked through the corridor, Akane couldn't decide which was cuter: The little black piggy wiggy cradled in her arms, or the hot studly and currently sulky boy with his hands in his pockets walking next to her. Though really it wasn't a fair contest: Ranma was cute no matter the form, no matter the mood, no matter pretty much anything.
"Feeling kinda pent up..." Ranma complained to her.
"That's nobody's fault but yours," Akane gently reminded him. In her arms, Ryoga's pig form nodded its cute little head. Truthfully, Akane was enjoying teasing him a little for a change. Usually it was the other way around, Ranma always loved to get a good rise out of people. It was kind of fun to be the one teasing him for a change. "Maybe next time you should show a little restraint."
"Restraint?" Ranma grumbled. "This from the girl that invented the triple wheelbarrow."
"You weren't complaining two nights ago..."
Before he could respond she turned and pecked him on the cheek and hooked arms with him, making quite sure her other arm was still carefully cradling the pig. Ah, bliss! She had her man, who was also her best friend and could turn into her woman. She had a cute new pet who could transform into a really hunky man. And on top of that, her sisters had developed anti-perversion martial arts styles! That was more than enough to put a spring in her step and a wiggle in her hips. Mmph! Maybe tonight she could persuade Ranma and Ryoga to try out for a threesome. With Ranma in one form, then the other... The perfect way to help Ryoga overcome his inner perversion!
Ah, but that would have to wait for a moment: Akane had just passed by a clubroom and noticed a whole bunch of girls hanging around in loose fitting gi that would probably look better on the floor than on their bodies. She wet her lips and hip bumped Ranma, nodding towards the doorway. Out of the corner of her eye she could see him grin and also wet his lips, and then his hand snaked around to give her a congratulatory goosing.
"Hi girls!" Akane cheered, striding into the room with Ranma in tow. "I'm Akane Tendo. Nabiki's sister? I bet you're the class she teaches over lunchtime, right? To protect yourself from perverts?"
The girls all warily eyed Ranma, but nodded. Akane grinned at them.
"Oh, don't you worry about Ranma. He's no more a pervert than I am!" Akane laughed. Oh, the idea they would have to be wary of Ranma, what a silly idea. Give him a minute and they'd be begging him to stroke their cheek or look in their eyes. "Say, where is Nabiki?"
"She went off looking for you guys, I think..." one of the girls said. "She wanted us to practise a routine called The Grope Breaker."
Ding! You couldn't have Ranma and Akane's attention more quickly if you offered either of them the other covered head to toe in chocolate syrup.
"Show me," Ranma instructed. "Uh, since it would be pretty perverted if I, a boy, went to grope you it might be better if Akane went for it instead."
To that, Akane nodded and made grabby motions with her hands. Ryoga had the good sense to jump out of her arms and rush over to the corner of the room. Naturally, he wound up in the middle of the room until Ranma scooped him up and put him out of everyone's way. The little pig got lost about as easily as he could bat an eye. Or make a girl cum with his tremendous cock.
A really cute and busty girl stepped into the middle of the room. She was way taller than Akane, and if you looked at them purely on the basis of their appearance and how they carried themselves you would assume quite easily that Akane was the weaker of the two.
"So you're going to show us the Grope Breaker?" Akane asked, in much the same tone a young boy might make when learning of an upcoming visit to the candy factory. The girl smirks at her and nods. In response, Akane's eyes twinkle with anticipation. "Okay!" she said, and immediately reached her hand up to grab her some titties!
To Akane, the girl seemed to respond in slow motion. She leaned back, forcing Akane to extend her reach just a little bit further. Want that boob! Weirdly her hands were staying by her side instead of trying to grab for Akane's wrist which meant the attack was probably going to come from -
Akane slapped her thighs together and caught a knee aimed straight for her crotch. This other girl's leg might as well have been clamped in a vice. It wasn't moving with a team of horses pulling it. "Interesting technique," Akane mused. "Lure the pervert's guard down, then strike right where it hurts! What do you think Ranma?"
Both Ranma and Ryoga - still in pig form - were sitting down with their legs crossed. "Yeah!" he said. Both boy and pig nodded in unison. "That oughta do it!"
Ugh, boys! Always so protective of their nuts. "Anyway, your technique is pretty good but it has one major flaw," Akane said. She let the girl's leg go, and immediately the girl set about rubbing it down to get some feeling back into it. "Here, let me!" Akane offered. She got on her knees and seized hold of the girl's leg. Oh yes. This was definitely the kind of leg a pervert would love to get hold of. She could see it so easily, master Happosai coming along to flip this girl's skirt just for a peek at these wonderful thighs...
"Wh-what flaw does it - ah! - have?" the girl asked.
"Easy," Akane said, finding a little kink in the girl's leg muscle that was begging to be set free. She began to rub it, knead it, draining the unneeded tension away into her toes and then deliberately squeezing it out one by one. "It's your hands. You're not doing anything with your hands."
"M-My hands? Ah! Ah! Oh, wow!"
There we go, the blood flow must be back to normal now. Letting the foot go, Akane bounced back to her feet and crooked her finger, beckoning Ranma across the room. He kipped up and strode over, cock of the walk. More than a couple of the girls gave him a quick once over. Showed they had good taste. Maybe if they were good she might actually let them have a taste later on, but for the time being...
"Grab my chest!" Akane insisted, thrusting it out. Ranma did so. He squeezed, she smirked and sighed in genuine bliss. Oh yes, that's right, that's what she was doing! "Now try again, but this time I'll show you my improved version! Go for it, but in slow motion."
And that's exactly what the two of them did. Both of them were capable of moving so quickly nobody could see them, but right now they were moving about the same speed as a sloth in a hurry. Ranma's arm shot across the air towards its booby prize, and the frustrated boy was certainly grateful for the chance at a free chance to cop a feel. Not for perverted reasons. It was just, you know, a fun way to let off some tension.
As he moved forward, Akane leaned back as if trying to dodge him. But her hands certainly didn't stay at her sides. Oh no. They travelled up her body until they reached breast height, and then drew together into a defensive posture around her boobs which, by sheer coincidence, happened to also cause her to squeeze the two pleasant mounds together underneath her uniform. Ranma's gaze then, comically, shifted very gradually into a mask of utter perverted delight as he stared at the enticing rack, and Akane very gradually lifted up her knee until it reached Ranma's groin.
Although truth be told this was far from seeming like any kind of painful experience for the boy, as not only was Akane doing so in slow motion but when she did make contact with his dick region, Akane instead ran her knee around in gentle erotic circles, giving Ranma what was surely the world's first and only knee-job. In essence daring him to break character.
For his part though Ranma kept up the act. You could almost see his facial expressions going through the five stages of grief as he maintained his slow motion performance. Denial: No, my balls have not just been kneed up to my throat. Anger: She bloody well has kneed my balls up to my throat. Bargaining: I would give anything to make the pain stop! Depression: I may never feel sexual pleasure again! Acceptance: Oh well, not much I can do about it beyond entering the fetal position and praying for death.
He then slowly did so while Akane slowly dusted her hands. The two of them had perfectly synchronised their speed and maintained it throughout the performance, right up until the moment they were done and Ranma kipped up to his feet, took hands with Akane then the two of them bowed while the class applauded.
"Did you see what she did?" Ranma asked. "Akane used her tomboyish sex appeal to distract me, letting her nail the hit with no issue! That is the pervert's biggest weakness: He is distracted easily by sex appeal, no matter how flat chested - "
"What my darling fiance means to say," Akane interrupted, while playfully grinding her elbow into his guts, "Is that sex appeal is the most effective weapon you'll ever have against a pervert. It will make them drop their defenses every time and give you the perfect means to counterattack!"
The other girls all mumbled and talked among themselves. This idea was brand new to them, Nabiki had never brought up anything like that. But the more they thought about it the more sense it made. Of course a little touch of sex appeal is going to make a pervert lose focus. That just makes sense!
"S-So our first lesson," Ranma coughed, returning the sharp elbow to Akane's gut and grinding it but good. Though if he were honest he'd rather be grinding something else. "Is to teach you all how to embrace, maximise and control your sex appeal! Let's get started."
And over at the side of the room there was a little black pig who was every bit as taken in by the two perverts in denial as everyone else was. If only there was something he could do to help. If only.
- It doesn't take long before the girls are all walking like strippers.
- Ryoga works out how to help with the training!
- Nabiki returns to the room, totally confused by Kuno.
- Somehow Nabiki wound up having sex with Kuno and wondering how the hell that happened.
- Something else
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