The next day, a cloud of disappointment hung over the head of Ataru Moroboshi. He'd been so annoyed this morning that he'd barely even noticed any of the babes on the way to school and flirted with only one of them.
What was really irking him was that Lum was also(probably just was or maybe ‘looked so’) radiant. Glowing. Content. It struck a sharp contrast between the two of them, and left everyone else in class completely baffled about what was going on between the two of them. In particular, Ataru not flirting with pretty girls was extremely scary! Funny how getting what you want sometimes doesn't seem as nice as you think it will be, isn't it?
Right now though Ataru could barely stand to look at Lum. It made him think too much about what he'd missed out on last night by sheer bad timing and poor circumstance. Three horny willing girls! He'd been in a room with three horny and willing girls, then blown it by getting ejected by accident! Sulk! Sulkier! Sulkest! He sank down in his chair and moped. Nothing could bring him out of this foul mood. Nothing!
"Hey, who is that?"
He heard a voice ask that question, then turned towards the door automatically. He saw... A girl. A strange girl, standing nervously and fidgety in the doorway. A real looker, super cute super pretty and filled out that uniform like she was poured into it.
If you listened real close you could almost hear the "ding!" as the cloud over his head vanished.
"Good morning Miss! My name is Ataru, what's yours?"
Her name was apparently "fist to the face", which was not a language Ataru spoke particularly fluently. He rolled back along the floor until he hit the back wall, sitting upright and staring at this enrapturing beauty, a perfect vision of feminism as she stepped into the classroom and totally ruined that image by walking just like a guy.
It was Lum that twigged who it was first: "Ryunosuke?" she asked, drifting around the girl to take a good long look. A little too long for Ataru's case... Then again that was also really kind of hot. "My gosh! I did not even recognise you in that sailor fuku!"
"Oh, how wonderful!" Shinobu clapped. "You've finally had the chance to wear one! You've wanted to for so long, how does it feel?"
You know, it was a really weird thing. Ryunosuke was among his top priorities for harem acquisition because in spite of her acting like a guy and dressing like a guy, she was still a really pretty and cute girl. The only thing that had really changed just now was her clothes, and just like that she'd shot all the way to number one. Based on just her clothes and body language you'd think she was actually a man crossdressing for the first time.
(Hmm, feels a little awkward, maybe: “Ataru had always been so eager to add Ryunosuke to his harem because he’d seen the cute girl (With really nice curves) hiding under the manly clothing, and manly speech and manly posture. Now she’d changed her clothes and suddenly she was so incredibly hot, despite how every movement of her body screamed ‘manly’”)
That was all so contradictory, and yet there she was. Standing at the head of the class being stared at in perverted reverence by all of the boys... and also all of the girls. It was quite unbelievable how that level of gender ambiguity could provoke such a universal -
... Wait a minute, back up there? Ataru took another look over the class. Sure enough, there was a gleam in everyone's eyes. Boy and girl alike. He knew that gleam. Hell, he invented that gleam! They were all thinking naughty thoughts, of naughty things they'd like to do with Ryunosuke given half a chance. They wanted to kiss her. They wanted to touch her. They wanted to get her out of that fuku to see the juicy prize that lay underneath!
"It feels kinda weird," Ryunosuke said. She smoothed down her skirt, and Ataru watched out of the corner of his eye as every gaze in the room seemed to become completely laserlike focused on her hands running down her legs. "But I think I like it! If my old man has any complaints when he gets back, I'll beat the piss out of him and keep on wearing it!"
Cue uproarous applause, Ataru himself included. Yet he felt like it was only partly because the class was glad to see her finally achieve her dream of being able to dress like a girl. There was definitely an undercurrent of perverted intent underneath it all. It was like, somehow, her being dressed up like this had cast a magic spell over everyone here turning them into perverts. He could see in Lum easily enough, Shinobu was staring at the girl's butt for at least the last minute and as for Mendo -
"Hey wait a second!" Ataru said aloud. "Isn't this the point where Mendo would usually try to hog the attention?" The class looked around. Sure enough, no sign of the rich dork anywhere. "Woo! We get to see Ryu in a dress and there's no annoying Mendo today! I can chalk this morning up to an auto-win no matter what happens next!"
Really now though. You would think by now that that unluckiest boy in the universe would have surely learned: Don't taunt fate. And especially don't taunt Murphy.
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Meanwhile, a few classrooms over, Ran could not sit still. She just couldn't. No matter what, if there were straps all over her pinning her down in place so that she couldn't budge an inch she'd still find a way to somehow fidget in her seat.
The reason for that was easy enough. Who could possibly sit still after being involved in a lesbian threesome the night before? And who from that small, tiny set of people could sit still if one of those people was a girl you thought was a boy? And who from that extremely tiny set of people would still be able to sit still if the other one was the person you hated more than anyone else in the universe?
Nobody! That was a set of no people! No that this kind of data could exist anywhere in the universe, because Ran defied you to find any other time that happened to anyone! The pencil she was holding snapped messily in two within her grip. It would have given her splinters, but from her mood even the splinters were running away in terror.
The worst part of all was that she'd liked it. She'd really, really liked it. In point of fact, here's how her morning went. Pretty much exactly like this.
She had woken up with a sheet covering her naked body, lying on her sofa. Memories of the night before had still not quite caught up with her, so imagine her shock when just over to her left a really cute girl sat up and stretched out her arms, heedless of the fact that she was naked as the day she was born. Ran tucked her sheet around herself.
"Morning, Ran!" Ryunosuke said. And that was where the memories of the night before had hit her. "Huh! That was really fun! Uh... Say, where's Lum?"
Ran looked around the room. No sign of Lum, nor of Ataru. And don't look at the picture of Rei. Breath of relief, but on the other hand she couldn't even look her 'date' in the eye. Oh! That Lum! She must have known Ryunosuke was a girl and <b>didn’t say anything!</b> "No idea!" Ran seethed. Ooh, but now the Oni bitch was going to get it! Now she was more determined than ever to find a way to kiss -
Her head was turned, and suddenly Ran was being smooched. Her eyes fluttered, her arms wrapped up around Ryunosuke's head. She melted into it. No resistance, no fighting back. She just enjoyed the experience for what it was, and then the two of them parted.
"Thanks a bunch," Ryunosuke said, then stood up and stretched out again. Ran herself was left completely still and unmoving. "Man, that was really fun last night! We oughta do that again sometime. Never woulda guessed that I could have that kind of fun with chicks."
Ran stayed in the position she was in, sitting up on her couch naked with lips puckered, starting blindly ahead. What just happened here? While her mind tried to properly process the weird feelings she was going through, Ryunosuke wandered around the room retrieving her clothes.
"Ah, yuck! We spilled water all over my trousers," she complained. "How the hell am I supposed to go to school now?"
"Borrow one of my spare uniforms..." Ran mumbled.
"Huh? You'll let me do that?" Ryu asked. Ran mutely nodded, then got herself a hug from behind that left the back of her head nestled nicely in between a nice pair of boobs. "Aw, thanks! You're the best! And with no stupid old man around to stop me! Haha! Oof, actually, better shower first."
The spell snapped and all of a sudden Ran was leading her... Her lover off to the shower whereupon Ran had backed slowly out of the room. Just as she was about to leave, Ryunosuke suddenly asked, "Hey, there's a part of my back I can't reach. Could you wash it for me?"
To which Ran could do little more than step back into the room with her hands out, eager to pour water over those delicious, delightful and succulent...
"Miss Ran, please tell me how to find the area under this curve."
Back in the classroom, Ran's eyes rolled up in her head and she fell out of her chair. "C-Curves..." she mumbled, making grabby motions with her hands. "Damp... Soaking... Curves!"
- Ryunosuke accidentally sets up a date with several boys and girls at once.
- Lum meets up with Ryunosuke to discuss what happened last night.
- That night, Lum has a surprise for Ataru.
- What's happened to Mendo?
- Ran tries to cope with her new "lover".
- Something else
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