Story: R+V Smart Succubus

Being a security guard is a thankless job. Would it surprise you to learn that the most troublesome aspect was the boredom? The tedium? Because that's the thing about security, in fact that's the thing about most working systems in general. You don't notice it's working when it's working right, no matter how hard it's getting done. Well, that's what makes security so boring. Nothing happens almost every night, but you never know when something might kick off so you have to be constantly ready, constantly diligent, otherwise something might just happen under your nose and if it does then your neck is on the line.

No different at a school for monsters. Some students got the bright idea of trying to sneak in and directly access the school's computer systems for all sorts of nefarious purposes. Changing grades or looking up information they shouldn't have access to. Or maybe they'd try sneaking into the chemistry department for whatever reason, or they wanted to vandalise their least favourite teacher's office.

He sniffed the air. Actually there were some differences to human schools. Namely, some monsters could do things like "become invisible". Which meant you had to have a security team capable of dealing with foibles like that. Take him for example. He was your typical dog-demon. Keen sense of smell, naturally stronger and faster than your average yokai. The ideal security guard for a school of monsters.

That didn't keep him from getting bored, but that was another issue entirely.

All of a sudden he hears a noise. Checks the camera. Ah, it's just their IT guy coming in through the back way. Possibly left something behind, or figured out the solution to a tech problem and simply couldn't wait until morning to see it through. Well, whatever. He smelled normal and he had permission to enter.

Neither of those qualities could be ascribed to the young woman oozing in after him. She was a looker, he could say that much for certain. Distinctive blue hair. Wearing a pair of glasses which, he could plainly tell didn't actually have any glass in them. She also had a labcoat on, a pair of sneakers, some thigh-length socks and beyond that it was impossible to say. She strutted her way in like she owned the damned place, rocking those hips to and fro in the cockiest of the walks this particular dog demon had ever seen in his life.

"Succubus," he said after sniffing the air. "Probably ensnared the dope with a charm spell. The dork always going on about how people are the least secure part of any system..."

Which left him with an interesting conundrum. It was the middle of his shift. He was by himself. Going out there to confront a succubus and her thrall didn't seem like the smartest move. Actually, it seemed like the most surefire way to get himself snared up as well.

He drummed his fingers on his desk. Then he picked up the phone - and heard it ring.

"Hello?" he said.

<i>"Hi, cutie,"</i> a woman's voice said. He turned to the monitor. The succubus was staring into the camera. He quickly averted his eyes, just to be on the safe side. <i>"Just so you know, I'm not going to be hanging up. Your phone line is going to be all tied up with li'l old me. Come catch me, big boy. Better hurry. I'll be gone in ten."</i>

He hung up the phone on his end when she started to use an obviously exaggerated girly laugh. The cheeky little - So he couldn't call out for support and whatever they were up to wouldn't take long at all! She was baiting him into coming after her.

Worse than that she'd indicated what she was up to would hardly take any time at all. She'd be gone and done by the time support arrived, and he'd be given the sack for sitting back and letting it happen without trying to apprehend or stop them.

So he bucked up and watched the monitors. The girl was sitting at a computer, stretching out her arms while her slave waited outside the room, waiting and watching with his back to the door. Again, the plan was obvious. If he tried entering the room she'd hit him with her charm the second she made eye contact. If he went through the door, he'd have to go by the slave. Meaning that she'd hear him, meaning that she'd be focusing her full attention on the door. Since the monitor in the office was turned with its back to the door, she'd already be looking that way. Clever. Prepared, too.

But not clever or prepared enough.

He went out through the front door at a tremendous speed. Rushed around the building. Keys in hand. Back pressed to the outer wall. With a tremendous smirk he peered inside the room, through the window. Just a glance was enough. There she was. Back turned to the window. He slowly put the key into the lock, turned it just so - and at the same instant that it popped, he pulled it open and aimed his firearm directly at the back of her pretty little head.

"No sudden moves," he warned. "I know you're a succubus, and I know about your charm! That's not going to work on me. So why don't you start by telling me what you you thought you were trying to do?"

"You know about charm?" the succubus asked. "Really now? People say that, but they don't really get it. Although that does make sense. I'm the only one who has really experimented with it."

His eyes narrowed. Something wasn't right here. Something on the edge of his peripheral vision, but he couldn't quite place what it was. "Experimented?" he asked. "The hell are you -"

"I mean, its effects always seemed so obvious," the succubus sighed. "Ensnare men into doing your will. Doesn't work on women. Unless they are gay. Doesn't work on gay men either. You see, it's a bit more complicated than that - Ah, I'd show you but that would mean turning around and you don't want me to do that."

"Enough chit-chat. Order your slave to tie you up and wrap something around your eyes, or I'm going to pull the trigger, fill out a form and get off scot free."

"No, you won't," she sang. "Get off... scot free. But you will be getting off. Aren't you curious about what I was doing on this computer? Go ahead. Take a look. Take a long look."


And then he saw it. What was bothering him. She had been typing away at the keyboard, but... The monitor wasn't even on. It was completely black. The succubus leaned forward just a scootch, and all of a sudden her face became clear as crystal in the reflection on the screen.

Her beautiful, perfect face with the most enrapturing eyes he'd ever seen.

"One thing I discovered? Reflections work just as well as direct eye contact."

The gun dropped to the ground. She stood up. Like a goddess towering over him. He fell in through the window at her feet. Her perfect feet underneath perfect legs, perfect hips, perfect...

"The other thing is that Charm doesn't actually brainwash anyone," Kurumu said. She opened up her labcoat and let it slip off her body. There was nothing underneath but a silver string bikini. Virtually nothing was left to the imagination, which was just as well for his imagination was simply too limited to imagine how amazingly hot she was. "It's kind of like a multiplication factor. Whether you meant to or not, you checked me out on the cameras before and liked what you saw. All my charm did was multiply that by a factor of fifty. Assuming we were quantifying things like 'level of attraction'."

"What -" he stammered. "What is your name?"

"Kurumu," she said, putting a hand on her hip and then using it to bump the chair aside. "Now, I don't take too kindly to people pointing guns at the back of my head. I mean, I might not technically have permission to be here, but someone who does let me in. Right? And like I just said he's not actually brainwashed. He's just... Really, really turned on by my very presence - But I don't need to tell you that. You already know."

He did. And he nodded enthusiastically.

"So, as your punishment..." Kurumu said. "Hands and knees. You'll be my chair while I work."

He couldn't get into position quickly enough. On his hands and knees in front of the desk. His tongue was hanging out like a dog sticking its head out of a window. He'd thought just then that his dick couldn't get harder, but then she sat down and his eyes rolled up into his head as her delightful rump took its rightful place on the small of his back.

She switched the monitor on and he craned his neck up. To get a better look at her body, but also because he was still curious. "What are you trying to do?" he asked. "Maybe I can help more than this?"

"Oh, that's easy enough..." Kurumu said. "The succubus race is dying out. Other monsters don't give a damn, but I have no intention of letting us go quietly into the night. This school has some of the most influential families in the monster kingdom attending as students or faculty. So... I'm going to use that resource to save my kind. I'm going to get them researching ways to make it happen. I'm going to get them to pump money into that research. And if it comes down to it, I might even pump one of them for the next generation of succubi, and start a great big family with them."

Ooh, but he hoped it was him! Probably not. He was but a lowly dog demon security guard, and she deserved something much, much greater than that! But she wasn't done talking yet.

"More specifically I'm getting all the monster data for everyone attending," Mistress Kurumu chirped. "That way I'll be able to identify likely problems and develop a longer-term plan for how to deal with them, as well as prioritise targets for my bisexual harem."

"But mistress!" he called, and Kurumu quite deliberately squirmed. He shuddered in pleasure. "D-Didn't he tell you? That file is securely protected. Nobody, not even the principal can print it off or create copies. It's - It's part of the hardware, you won't be able to take that out of here!"

"And memorised."

He blinked in disbelief. What? What had she just said? Kurumu was standing up now. Dusting herself off, and to his displeasure covering herself up once again with her labcoat, tying it on nice and tight while his mouth opened and closed wordlessly.

"What?" he eventually squeaked out. "M-Memorised?"

"Uh huh," Kurumu said. She smiled at him. She actually smiled at him! And then tapped the side of her head. "All in here! Memorised to the last."

"B-But there are a hundred new students attending just this year!" he protested. "Not to mention years two and three! How could anyone ever memorise -"

She leaned down and kissed him on the mouth. In the back of his head he knew this made the charm effect permanent, but that was a long ago concern. It was honestly kind of a relief not to have to worry about it wearing off.

"First thing you're going to learn," Kurumu said. "Is my recipe to success. A perfect body, and a perfect mind. Now. That file didn't contain the home addresses for the other members of the school's security team. You wouldn't happen to have that on hand... Would you?"


With this information acquired, Kurumu starts putting her plan into action.
Meanwhile, an ordinary human boy gets ready to go to his new school!
Hold on. Kurumu seems pretty confident she can ensnare the girls as well. Why is that?
It turns out Kurumu has a rival in the wings. A certain yuki-onna has also gained a massive intelligence boost and has plans of her own!
Something else