Story: NGE Oversynch

It was beyond Misato's wildest expectations. She couldn't even find the words to express what she was thinking right now at the sight on the monitors, though she also knew that the three of them would probably prefer a great deal more privacy than this right now.

To start with: Shinji was masturbating. No, no that didn't do it justice. He was working it like a machine, even thrusting his hips into it. The poor boy was so far out of it that, while his lips were turned up in a rather mindless smile, there was also drool pooling in the corners. Although, if Misato were perfectly honest focusing on that aspect was nothing more than a distraction from one undeniable fact.

Namely, she was pretty sure Shinji wasn't packing that much heat before all of this started. At a distance it looked like he'd smuggled a flesh-coloured baseball bat and was cleaning it with great enthusiasm, but a closer inspection revealed regret in the observer, deep, abiding regret.

So she shifted perceptions towards Asuka next. She was lying on the bed, naked from the waist up, and Misato was <i>very damned certain</i> Asuka's cup size wasn't even half of that. The redhead was lying back in bed playing with her tits like they were her new favourite toy and - it might be her imagination but they might even be bigger than Misato's now!

Finally, she turned her attention towards Rei, fearful of what she might find... Only to behold the bluette sitting peacefully on the edge of the bed. Sure, it looked like her bust had increased much the same as Asuka's, but she was... Calm. Serene. Ah, actually it did seem as though her lips were moving...

"Ritsuko, switch on the microphone." She scowled in concentration, then had a rather horrible thought. "Rei's room! Just Rei's room. Leave the other two silent." For the love of god, please leave the other two silent. She'd order the monitors blanked, but... At this rate they might need medical intervention, and not being aware of that would drive her mad with guilt.

Regardless she listened with keen interest, not really expecting to hear anything, but...

"This is all your fault, you dumbass doll! You're the most perverted one of the lot of us! L-Leave Rei alone, she didn't mean to trigger a feedback loop. Nonetheless I am glad that I did. This has been a most instructive experience. Experience, she says! If I get half the chance I'm using this brand new dick of mine to shut you up! And I'll make that dummkopf watch! Urgh... So hot! Curious. I still do not understand why men find it appealing when two women copulate..."

"Switch it off," Misato ordered. "What's happening to them now?"

"I'd say it's the most extreme case of blue balls I've ever seen," Ritsuko said. "Listen. Anyone can see that Asuka finds Shinji attractive, and I'm sure someone with the combined deductive reasoning of Sherlock Holmes and Hercule Poirot and the romantic insight of Casanova could probably work out how Rei feels about him... And, of course, the two of them obviously appeal to Shinji in entirely different ways. What happens when you get those three minds linked up?"

"They want to <i>hook</i> up," Misato said with a shrug. "We knew <i>that</i> much already. I want new information."

Ritsuko rubbed her forehead and took several deep, deep breaths. "I think we should let them screw."

"Right," Misato replied, nodding. "Okay. And when exactly did you take leave of your common sense?"

"Same time as you: Two minutes before signing up for this job."

This was not the time for snark. Misato shot her dear friend her very best death glare and tapped her foot impatiently. Whatever nonsense she was thinking at the very least Misato had to understand it to dispel it.

"It's pretty obvious, really," Ritsuko said. "The psychological and physiological effects are transparently oversexualised. Can you look at them and tell me they're not sexually frustrated?"

"And you don't think letting them fool around will make things worse?"

"Worse than that?" Ritsuko asked. "It is hard to see how."

Misato could hardly believe what she was hearing. "So that's it, then? Take two rounds of dicking and call me in the morning! There must be another solution!"

Ritsuko began to rub her forehead, and it suddenly became apparent to Misato that the scientist wasn't arguing for a position that she found especially acceptable. The expression on her face was someone being compelled by circumstance to argue for something that they would normally view as a terrible idea. Hugely counterproductive to what they were trying to do under normal conditions, but in light of this...

"I can't think of one," Ritsuko admitted. "I've gone over the data from every angle I can think of. This development pushes out a whole batch of working hypotheses, and leaves very little ground left for us to cover. At this rate the lasting mutual damage to their psyche may become quite permanent if we do not let them get it out of their system, as soon as possible."

Out of the corner of her eye, Misato caught sight of Asuka thrusting her hips upwards. Turning a little to look she saw the redhead sucking in air, and then big, thick globs of cum shot out of her new, unwanted appendage. Which probably meant - yes indeed, all three of them were cumming, and cumming, and cumming. Dear lord, they needed to get some bananas and water to those three stat!

Misato's stomach felt like it was twisting in knots, watching Asuka lying there on the bed rubbing the white goop on her oversized tits. Mercifully they seemed to be reducing to normal size now, but that didn't do anything to mitigate the mixture of shame and contentment on her face.

"Alright, fine!" Misato said. "But I want no part in this. Just to say though, you had better give them privacy for this, no cameras or recordings of any kind. Or I will bring down the hammer on whoever is responsible, even on the Commander if he dares order it!"

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So, we have three pilots sitting on the edge of a bed. Shinji in the middle, Asuka to the right, Rei to the left. There was more than enough room for the three of them to be spaced out, but their shoulders were pressed quite firmly up against one another. That is to say, their naked shoulders. For all three of them were absolutely nude. It seemed as though their bodies had returned somewhat to a sense of normalcy. Neither Asuka nor Rei had a penis anymore, and Shinji was lacking in breasts. That being said, the girls were definitely still stacked and Shinji's erect dick probably counted as a concealed weapon.

Misato probably hated the fact, but their mutual masturbation session seemed to have settled their bodies back to normal... At least for now. The longer they were sitting there with one another without doing anything, the more sensitive and swollen their boobs or dick were getting.

Asuka was looking at the wall in front of her in a most Shinjiesque fashion. That is, avoiding direct eye contact as much as possible, giving the impression of shyness when really she was deep in thought.

<u>Say it.</u>

Asuka winces, dragged out of that deep thought into reality. <b>Out loud? Where they can hear? You know they're listening in despite what they promised.</b>

<i>Gurk!</i> And then, Shinji's inner voice made a sound like a kicked puppy.

<u>You can think it if you want to. So long as you admit it.</u>

Asuka swings her foot idly off the side of the bed - then realises she's actually swinging Rei's foot, and not her own. Tsk, how frustrating! <b>Your plan worked just like you said it would. Stop fighting how horny we were, and they'd let us stick together long enough to get it properly out of our system.</b>

<u>And...?</u>

Asuka sighed wearily. <b>And you're a genius.</b>

Rei then smiled in a distinctly Asukaesque manner, cocky proud and pretty, turned and kissed Shinji on the cheek. After all, Asuka was too far away to kiss like that easily, and all three of them would feel it anyway. <u>Of course I am. Have you not been paying attention?</u>

<i>Actually, based on my observations so far, all three of us have higher intelligence, reasoning and observation abilities than our peers. It just so happens that Asuka is further along those curves than the rest of us. On that basis it makes sense that if our intellects combined, we would be.</i>

But Rei had had quite enough of that. Compelled by arousal, by excitement at her new feelings and more than a little by Asuka's forthright personality she rolled over to seat herself in Shinji's lap, while Asuka seemed to regain a small measure of herself, at least enough to shoot the pair a jealousy-powered death glare.

"Enough talk," Rei said. "Our minds are already one. Now it is time for our bodies to unite."

1. And they're interrupted by an Angel attack.
2. Threesome time! It turns out that sex helps them maintain a sense of self.
3. Actually, the opposite of the above turns out to be the case.
4. Misato is busy investigating this mess, and makes an astounding discovery.
5. Something else