Story: Sexy Secret Santa Code Geass

Secret Santa Code Geass
The relationship between Lelouch and C.C. was, at its best, extremely complicated. Maddeningly so at the very least, from his point of view. For one thing she made frequent use of his bed and forced him to sleep upon the floor, as that is what a "gentleman" would do.

"Did you enjoy your gift giving?" C.C. asked, lounging around on his bed as though it were her own. "I do hope your giftee enjoyed your little present, whether you intended to get it for them or not."

"I'm sure they did," Lelouch said, tossing the planner to the side. "I still don't know the first thing about what the point to all this was. Compelling us to give one another gifts in secret like this... It makes no sense! Are you certain it isn't Geass?"

"It absolutely isn't, I already told you," C.C. sighed. "Although I have not encountered any other form of magic in this world, that's not to say that even I understand absolutely everything. Therefore - Hrm? An event planner? How thoughtful, I'm sure that I will find it tremendously useful."

"It wasn't for you," Lelouch said. However, now that he was thinking about it an event planner like that could potentially be useful for him. He did, after all, lead a double life as Zero, leader of the Black Knights. Obviously he wouldn't do anything so stupid as to leave physical evidence in his planner that could connect him to the Black Knights; however, putting things in that might throw people off... Entering coded reminders that would only make sense to him on times and dates selected at random so that some coincided with activities and others did not... It was a basic idea and he would need to work out the finer details.

Perhaps that was the point of the spell they were under? To make them find gifts for one another that they could potentially make good use of? An interesting hypothesis with little to back it up, however it was at least a start, and that was more than he'd been able to build without that familiar burning pressure at the back of his mind distracting him from determining the truth. Yes, if he investigated with the others -

Time. Date. Participants. Event Name.

"At 7PM, on today's date..." C.C. said aloud. "Participants are Lelouch and C.C. Event name... Feeding C.C. a delicious pizza."

"What nonsense are you writing about -" Lelouch began to ask, when all of a sudden that same burning sensation began to eat at the back of his mind. It was 6:59. He could see the clock out of the corner of his eye. His hands began to tremble. There was a ring at the doorbell, and he hurried away to answer it before he even knew what he was doing.

Pizza. Pizza! He had to feed C.C. pizza! What? Why did he feel this way? Was something compelling him to? Was it part of the spell? He opened the door, thrust the card at the delivery boy, slammed his PIN into the machine and rushed back towards his room as fast as his feet would carry him.

This was not actually very fast because his stamina, not so great as it probably should be.

Once he was back in his room at 7PM on the dot, Lelouch felt... Something. He somehow knew that he should not feed this pizza to C.C. He could tell it was a bad idea, sort of. Kind of. Still. His feet didn't seem to get the message. They made him walk across the room with the pizza box balanced in his hand.

"Your pizza," Lelouch said. No, stop that! Don't feed her the pizza! Don't open the box! Don't put your hand in there, don't lift up a slice and definitely don't put it into that witch's snarky mouth because she will never, ever let you live this -

"Oooh, that's good," C.C. said. "Soooo good. Ah... Ah! Too delicious! What did you do to that pizza, you scoundrel!"

"I didn't do anything..." Lelouch said, but it didn't really seem as though C.C. was listening to him. She was rather preoccupied rolling around on the bed in a rather undignified manner, far less reserved and controlled than her usual activities. If he didn't know any better, he'd swear she was experiencing the orgasm of a lifetime.

And considering the apparent length and longevity of C.C.'s lifetime...

The only thing that didn't make sense was the fact of his own arousal. Okay, sure, that sounds stupid because he was a straight young man watching a pretty, young(-appearing) woman experience multiple simultaneous pizza-induced orgasms, but Lelouch was the kind of person that watched his own mind to determine his own thought processes. Because of that he could tell: The painful erection he was feeling right now had absolutely nothing to do with C.C. and everything to do with... Something else entirely.

Mysteries upon mysteries. Puzzles upon puzzles. But, he could maybe wait a little bit longer before trying to solve them. For the time being he had an entire pizza to feed a certain immortal witch....

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So all that buildup for... What, exactly? It hardly seemed like a bunch of pills were a great gift, but it did seem like such a Britannian attitude. Didn't it? Look at Milly over there. Toying with her brand-new pendant like it was the greatest thing in the world. Everyone else got a thing they could use. What did Kallen get? Some energy pills. How typical.

"That was fun, wasn't it?" Milly cooed in typical style, slipping the pendant right on over her head like a good little housewife. "Come on, Kallen! I know you're feeling poorly, but I could really use your help in getting these gingerbread men served."

With a hearty sigh, and an unnoticed rolling of the eyes Kallen decided, to hell with it. She knocked back one pill. Just one. She could use it as an excuse to behave a little more excitable later on and why was everything moving so slowly all of a sudden?

Kallen stepped past Milly and helped her pull out the gingerbread men more like pulled them all out and put them on a tray and carried them out to the meeting room where some of the other council members were already waiting and set them out and hurried around the room asking if any of them wanted a glass of water or something to drink or maybe their pillows fluffed or a shoulder rub and then hurried back to the room to get Milly to join the party because it wasn't really any kind of party unless Milly Ashford was there to liven things up and hey did they have any music because she really wanted to dance all of a sudden -

"Kallen! Slow down!" Milly said, grabbing the half-Japanese girl by the shoulders and giving her a semi-violent shake to snap her out of it. "Wow, you know it's rough when I'm the one telling you that. Those pills are really effective, huh?"

"Yestheyare!" Kallen said. Her teeth chattered. "Thanksforasking!"

"I think you need to get rid of some of that pent-up energy," Milly suggested. "Tell you what. Why don't you go and find the one you love and spend some fun quality time with - Huh, nothing but a gust of wind. That poor girl's going to wear herself out if she keeps that up."

Of course, it must be noted that neither girl noticed Milly's pendant glowing slightly when she said the word "love". Although at that point - Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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The excuse she'd given for leaving the party was that she wanted to put her gift away. Well. That was just a daft excuse, really. The sight of it was making her, well, blush! Who could blame her? That was the kind of girl Shirley was, after all.

"A 'relationship wishing chart'?" Sophie said, peering over Shirley's shoulder. "Hey, that's kind of fun! You could really have some fun with this."

"Sophie!" Shirley yelped. "Please don't sneak up on me like that."

"Well, I did say hello, but you were staring pretty intensely at the chart." She was? "And whispering a certain boy's name to yourself... Hrm?"

"No way! No, I wasn't!" Shirley insisted. "Why would I do something like whisper Lelou's name?"

"Who said anything about Lelouch?"

Shirley managed the impressive feat of tripping over absolutely nothing. Aside from swimming, the girl had about as much grace as a bag of rocks. As a consequence, the chart landed in Sophie's grip, and she dashed across the room to stand on the other side of the bed.

"What's the harm, then?" Sophie asked. "It's not like anyone else is going to see it or anything. You can just hide it away at the back of your cupboard, or maybe in your sock drawer."

"Bu-but doing something like that, is -"

"Is exactly what you mutter in your sleep 30% of the time."

"N-No way! What's the other 70% then?!"

"Oh... Things even Milly would be aghast at hearing, for one..."

So this is what it felt like to do a tomato impersonation. Ah! She could die right here, right now!

"What's the harm?" Sophie went on. Ah! Where did she get that pen?! "Nothing's going to happen even if you do write something in. See? Kallen and Sophie, hot and heavy girlfriends. Just writing it down doesn't make it -"

The door suddenly crashed open, and Kallen was standing there with her body framed by the light from the outer hall. Kallen? The girl that - That she thought Lelouch was interested in? At a time like this? What was she doing here all of a sudden when she should be at the -

"Sophiedearest!"

"Kallen, snookums!"


... Huh? What in the - Before Shirley's disbelieving eyes, Kallen suddenly dove clear across the room, somehow managed to get her and Sophie's clothes off, pinned her to the bed and - And... Oh, my. Oh. Oh, dear. M-Maybe the polite thing to do in a situation like this would be to leave? Right? M-Maybe she shouldn't have been so worried about Kallen snatching up Lelou from under her nose when - Okay, maybe talking about "under the nose" wasn't the best metaphor to use right now, but - Oh, gosh, don't do that, that's filthy!

"You gonna stand there watching?" Kallen asked. "Or... Maybe you want to join in?"

"I have somewhere else to be right now!" Shirley said. She rushed towards the door, stopped, then put her hands over her eyes and walked back over towards the bed, quickly snatching up the Wishing Relationship Chart and hightailing it out of there before either of them thought to grab her and - And do stuff like that! Like that! Just like that! To her.

Unfortunately for the innocent young maiden with suppressed lustful desires, there would be no escaping perversion on this night. No matter where she went.

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And that leaves us with three. Suzaku Kururugi, Rivalz Cardemonde, and Nina Einstein. Let's start with Suzaku. As an Honorary Britannian, his Christmas seasons have been more focused on little things like "staying warm" and "staying safe" than they've been about giving and receiving gifts. Or celebrating much of anything at all, really. That's why he was so happy it was moving him to tears. Spending time with friends. Real friends. Real, actual friends. Real friends that got him an extra-special calendar! How thoughtful! He would cherish it always. Although the first word on it was a little bit peculiar...

Then there was Rivalz. He was, in many ways, a goofball at heart. He was already a great deal more used to hanging out with his buddies, and was the second person after Milly to engage in misfit behaviour when the situation arose. He was trying out his new gloves. And he'd already learned a thing or two about them.

The first thing he'd learned was that it afforded him telekinetic powers. He could feel the cup he'd put on the table. He could feel the window from the other side of the room. Beyond that, not much else. Pretty short range, or maybe limited by line of sight? Heh. He'd been hanging out with Lelouch for too long. This was exactly the kind of thinking he'd excel at. Although...

His gaze wandered over towards the other two occupants of the room. Suzaku, staring in confusion at his calendar. Nina, trying to avoid eye contact with anyone. Sorry about this, Nina. But it's in the name of science! He mentally reached out and stroked Nina's knee. And he could feel it. He could actually feel it as though it was in his own hands. Now, Nina Einstein was actually a pretty plain girl by comparison to some of the other beauties on the council (in particular the president) but what really interested Rivalz right now was that the smart girl had basically no reaction at all to his touch. He willed it up her thigh. Nothing. Placed the other hand on her boob. Nada.

At least she was not feeling anything. No way would Nina keep quiet about phantom groping. And what was more... It seemed as though for some reason the glove gave better textile sensation feedback when it let him grope female flesh. How very, very interesting...

And finally our attention must also go towards Nina Einstein, who was obviously hallucinating. She kept on seeing things. Instructions. Directions. Cropping up into the corner of her vision, telling her to do... Things... Things that she would never normally dream of doing.

For example, little hints on how to make herself appear more beautiful. How she could wear her hair, letting it down to frame her face and draw attention away from her big, thick glasses. How she could accentuate her cute legs, to make her skirt appear even shorter than it was so the thought of a panty shot was more present in onlookers. Ways that she could increase her "appeal".

She couldn't even look at either of the boys right now. Suzaku, an Eleven. Even him... Just looking at him made her feel as though she knew exactly what his turn ons were (a tender touch to the cheek while looking him right in the eyes and he'd melt on the spot). While she wasn't as afraid of him anymore after getting to know him a little better, that didn't mean she was okay with the idea of seducing an Eleven!

And Rivalz... Oh, she really couldn't look at Rivalz. The simplest course of action to seduce him was to simply sit in his lap, let her hair down and push what little chest she had right into his - Right into his perverted, grinning f-face!

What on earth was wrong with her all of a sudden? Why was she thinking such naughty, perverted things? She didn't want to seduce them... Had she been working too hard recently? Was that all this was? Maybe she'd been repressing desires due to her shyness and needed an outlet?

Back to Suzaku for a moment, as he was still staring in mild confusion at his calendar. Each day it would reveal a new word. That was supposed to be the core idea behind it. A simple little gift that could improve a person's lexicon considerably. The only trouble was the first word he'd gotten. It wasn't a difficult word or anything, but it was definitely an unexpected one. He already knew the meaning of it. After all. One did not hang around Milly Ashford for any length of time without gaining some sort of knowledge of what a word like "threesome" meant.

Gifts
From Milly to Rivalz: One Pair of Groping Gloves. Affords user a measure of telekinetic powers, limited to their own arm strength. User may experience tactile sensation through telekinesis if desired.

From Rivalz to Kallen : Placebo Pills. Magically induce expected effect upon whomever takes one.

From Kallen to Suzaku: Spice of Life Calendar. Every day, the calendar describes the day with a single word. An event will occur over the course of that day which is similar to what is described.

From Suzaku to Nina: Perverted Glasses of Seeking. When worn the wearer will see hints and pathways that can potentially aid in the gaining of anything they want with a strong sex-based desire. Assuming the viewer can properly interpret what the hints mean.

From Nina to Shirley: Relationship Wishing Chart. Whoever uses it can alter the relationship connections of anyone they wish. Rivals can be made into friends, mothers turned into their daughters' daughters, anything the user desires. Whether or not more than just the relationships change, such as personalities or ages, depends on the user's wishes.

From Shirley to Lelouch: My Event Planner. This device is an electronic event planner, with fields including Time. Date. Participants. Event Name. Any event entered will occur at the specified time. Participants cannot refuse.

From Lelouch to Milly: Pendant of Love and Lust. A pendant that permits the wearer to manipulate the levels of lust and love a seen subject feels towards any person, object or concept.

1. Back with Lelouch, who begins experimenting with the planner. Each experiment produces a highly perverted result.
2. Nina decides to try out some of the less perverted things, just to see what happens.
3. Milly sweeps into the room, accidentally uses pendant on someone.
4. Kallen and Sophie are a couple now. What does Kallen think of this?
5. Something else