You know, this was exactly the sort of situation where she'd normally pin all blame on Lum. Walking out of a smoking restaurant with a ruined dress, head and hair covered in soot and drenched in all sorts of sauce and whatever else did seem like the sort of thing that would normally be Lum's fault. But right now, Ran was a little too mentally exhausted to really think of how it could possibly be her fault.
"That was... fun," Lum said, making Ran twitch a little. "Wouldn't you say so, Darling?"
Ataru responded by opening his mouth and letting thick black smoke billow out. It seemed to Ran that it might be the most intelligent thing he'd said all evening. Maybe in his life.
"Well, that was fun, I guess?" Ryu said, squeezing out a little wine from the bottom of his shirt and giving Ran just the tiniest peek at a yummy, yummy tummy. "Are these things usually so active? Ain't too sure I got the point of whatever the hell we were supposed to be doing just now."
"Oooh!" Ran sniffed. "If only those mean old nuisances weren't interfering we would have had the best time!" Just as planned, Ryu put one of his big strong hands on her shoulder and she turned into him, bawling into his shoulder. "All li'l Ran wanted to do was show you the bestest time! Wah! It's not fair!"
"H-Hey, no need to cry like that..." Ryu mumbled. Heh. Just like a man. Completely weak to a crying woman. That's right, Lum, take a look. A true master can salvage from any disaster, and soon enough she'd have this hunk completely wrapped around her finger! Feel the jealousy!
"Uh, actually..." Ataru said. "To be honest, I kind of thought something like this might happen, so me and Lum set up something else just in case."
"That's right, tcha!" Lum said with surprising enthusiasm. Huh? That didn't seem like the right reaction. Where was the jealousy all of a sudden? "Dinner in my spaceship! It's not quite as fancy as that restaurant, but there's certainly enough room."
"Aw, ya see? Nothing to bawl your eyes out over," Ryu said, tilting up Ran's chin and making her look right into his handsome, entrancing eyes that made her feel impossibly weak at the knees. So handsome! Maybe even more handsome than... Than Rei. Oh gosh, her heart felt like it skipped a beat even thinking something like that! "Let's head off to Lum's spaceship, 'kay?"
"Okay," Ran quietly said, completely lost in his eyes. It was weird. Feeling like this. It made her think that maybe she was forgetting something kind of... Important. Like, why was Lum being so helpful all of a sudden? Unless she was planning on embarrassing Ran at her spaceship! Fat chance! Heh! Whatever she had planned, Ran would see through and reverse it in a moment, just you wait and see.
Still... She had to fan herself down a little after all that excitement. Really, it was annoying her now. What in the galaxy was she forgetting?
<hr>
It must be said that Mendo was absolutely not watching the four of them strolling away while gritting his teeth. He was not planning on following them wherever they went because he was jealous, as that would be ridiculous, he was merely concerned for the wellbeing of those attractive young women in the company of a louse like Moroboshi. Not even merely a louse. A poor louse. A louse that lice looked down upon.
"Young master," an attendant said, wiping down his brow quite vigorously, "we can have this restaurant rebuilt to an even higher standard within the hour should you so demand it. Our only concern is - "
"Whatever it is, I leave it to you," Mendo said, adjusting his collar. How frustrating. That explosion had sent bits of food and wine and other drink absolutely everywhere. It had been a miracle that the ordinary folk had walked away relatively unscathed, though of course he himself had been protected by the very will of the universe recognising his importance and leaving him with little more than a spot of unidentifiable liquid splashed across his face.
And on his shirt, it seemed. How frustrating! He could hardly pursue and protect them like this. Therefore, Shutaro Mendo removed his shirt, made to pass it to his nearest attendant... Heard a high-pitched sound somewhat like a rather bad impersonation of a pig, turned to look at it and saw the entourage of women he had acquired for the night by virtue of being a Mendo looking at him in much the same way a starving man might a rare steak.
"Is there something I can assist you wonderful ladies with?" he asked. The nearest one reached out to trail a finger down his chest. Huh? How peculiar. For some reason, the more he was staring at them, the hungrier he was becoming. Hunger. Heat.
"As I was trying to say..." his assistant said. "We've detected a high concentration of a potent aphrodisiac in the air. It may start to have an influence on the actions of the weak willed, so it might be a good idea to -"
"To assist those weak-willed fools in overcoming the drug-fueled desires they feel," Mendo interrupted. "As such, I shall bravely ensure that none of these fine, fine ladies indulges in actions that they would shortly regret."
Well. That much was certainly true enough. After all. What woman alive would ever regret spending the night with a Mendo?
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It had been Ryunosuke's entire intention to use this evening to learn a couple things about how to act like a chick. Man, but Ran was so super helpful like that! You could tell at a glance she was super cute and super girly; if anyone could be the perfect example it would have to be her!
She had been taking all sorts of internal notes all evening. Little gestures, little speech ticks she could practise on her own. She'd been planning on maybe doing it during the dinner, but ugh! Even trying it seemed kinda embarrassing, doing it out loud in front of other people. What if she got it wrong, right?
Now here they were in Lum's spaceship. Full of fancy doodads and gizmos she knew she'd never understand, but Ran didn't seem too fazed by any of it. Maybe chicks were good with tech? Ugh, this could be harder than expected... Especially since it was so damned hot in here!
"Ya ever hear of air conditioning?" Ryunosuke griped, fanning herself down. Had to undo a top button there. "Man, ain't you guys hot in here?"
Curiously, both Ran and Lum seemed to agree with this sentiment while Ataru just shrugged. Huh? Well, whatever. Aside from the heat the ship was plenty comfy, so Ryu flopped down onto the couch, put her feet up a little and tried to forget that disaster of a fancy restaurant.
"You know," Ataru said, rolling on his heels a little. "You girls might feel a little more comfortable if you changed clothes. Those nice dresses should probably be cleaned after something like that, right...?"
It was a pretty typical comment from a guy even Ryunosuke recognised was a total perv, but right now it sorta made perfect sense. Ugh. No wonder she felt so uncomfortable when these clothes were so filthy. Whew! So hot in here, these clothes were suddenly stifling!
"Wait a minute..." Ran said as her dress hit the floor, revealing a freaky silver bikini underneath. "These symptoms. The heat, the tingling skin, the restlessness... Oh no! Li'l Ran made a big mistake!"
Not from where I'm sitting, Ryunosuke thought, staring quite intensely at her legs. Yes. This seemed like the perfect opportunity to learn a lot about female body language by close personal study. Examine the way that Ran looked back at her nervously. Examine the way she was standing. Picture yourself doing that, in your mind. Grab hold of that image. Keep it there. Maybe if she reached out and touched Ran's body, she might understand even more closely...
"Darling..." Lum cooed all of a sudden. "I feel really hot all over. Could you please help me cool down?" Her dress hit the dirt, providing Ryu yet another opportunity to observe a chick's body and learn from how she moved. "Using your tongue?"
"Huh?" Ataru gulped. "Lum? What's gotten into - Yipe!"
"Electric kiss attack!"
"Oh no!" Ran gasped, clasping her hands to her cheek. "That silly little potion must have hit all of us when that mean little priest caused my cute doll to explode! Now we're all feeling the effects, except Ataru I suppose because he's always horny anyway, the little beast! Oh no! How could this possibly get worse for cute li'l Ran?!"
Ryunosuke's shirt slid completely off her back, and with a small flick of her finger her bindings dropped to the floor, letting her tits hit the air, and man that felt good for some reason. Wow, but her nipples felt nice. Kinda hard, but nice. Ran's eyes did this weirdly cute widening thing and her jaw went completely slack for some reason, but whatever.
"Thanks a bunch," Ryu said, licking her lips. "I knew you were the ultimate chick, and I've learned so much! But hey, feel like maybe helping me learn a little bit more?"
Before Ran could answer that question, she found herself being swept clear off her feet by a strong yet delicate pair of hands, and oh gosh, all of a sudden she was feeling sooo lightheaded!
Ran stared up into Ryu's eyes, still struggling to think between the shock of realizing that Lum hadn't been lying, the realization that she'd taken a dose of her super aphrodisiac, and the fact that Ryu's arms surrounding her felt so so good! Well, except for whatever the other girl was doing behind her back, it felt like she was pulling a bit at... "Ahh!" Her top falling away from her breasts felt so good!
"Wow, I never knew girly stuff could feel so good!" Ryu commented as she stepped back, hands sliding to Ran's sides as she looked hungrily at the girl's breasts. "Or look so good."
Ran's face went red at the compliment, but then all the parts of her mind trying to offer some resistance to what was happening crystallized around a single memory. The fact that she had packed an antidote to the aphrodisiac in her purse. "Ohh, just give li'l Ran a teensy moment, okay?" she requested, raising one finger.
To her mixed relief and disappointment, Ryu let go of her, allowing Ran to pivot cutely and walk two steps to where she could bend down to pick up her soot-covered purse off the floor. Clicking it open she looked inside. It was clearly not her purse. She must have left hers back at the restaurant by mistake... Why would an Earth girl bring <i>that</i> on a date anyway?
"Wow, every part of you is so pretty," Ryu declared as she uncertainly rubbed Ran's ass, prompting another shudder of pleasure from the redhead.
"Huh," Ryu declared, glancing to one side. Ran followed her gaze to look to where Lum and Ataru were standing, locked in an intense embrace. "I wonder what that feels like," Ryu declared. "Looks kinda fun. Let's give it a try."
Ran had no time to react before Ryu pulled her into a glorious, passionate kiss. Part of her mind tried to muster some resistance, some act to halt all this, but that part quieted down with a single thought:
<i>This is all Lum's fault, not mine.</i>
- Cue orgy.
- The couples actually stay pretty separate, but much fucking is still to be had.
- The next morning all four wake up.
- Meanwhile, Mendo....
- Something else
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