Story: UY First Impressions

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It was easy for her to describe this outfit as humiliating. So little of her was left to the imagination that she very might well have chosen to go out naked. But no! She would stand tall, she would stand proud, and she would do it for the sake of all of humanity. Look at her. That smug little alien come here to conquer their planet and steal the men. Her intention was clear. Play off Shinobu’s humiliation in an effort to manipulate her into breaking a rule. In which case, the best counter strategy would be…

“This is the police!” Shinobu announced, twirling a pair of plastic handcuffs around her finger while trying really hard not to think about what they’d been used for in the past. She strode into the room and felt herself filling with confidence, charged up by the surprised expression on Lum’s stupid sexy fanged face. “Hands up! You’re under arrest!”

“Oh no!” Lum cried, comically raising her hands up into the air. “I knew you’d discover that outstanding arrest warrant. Illegal sexiness across three galaxies.”

Alright. Share the polite laugh, get rid of the tension and assert a small measure of control over the conversation. Right. Humans aren’t the pushovers you think we are. Just because you have superior technology and a bigger rack doesn’t entitle you to just walk into someone else’s world and seize control just like that! Shinobu flopped onto the couch opposite and leaned forward, maintaining measured eye contact with Lum the entire time. It was easy to see a man being entranced by those eyes alone. There was something in that alien gaze that sort of sparkled with mischief, an allure of the forbidden that promised if you broke the rules just this once the payoff would be worth everything you lost.

“Why Earth?” Shinobu asked. Take control over the conversation. Give her no time to do anything in ten minutes. Besides which. These were questions that had honestly been burning at the back of her mind once she’d gotten over the initial shock. “Why a game of tag? And don’t just say ‘why not’, I want an actual answer.”

“Hmph, spoilsport!” Lum stuck out her tongue. She poured out some freaky alien juice and took a sip. “You are aware that I could tell almost any lie I wanted, right? I mean, it’s not like you could verify it, no matter what I said. Drink?”

“Thank you, no,” Shinobu said, continuing her piercing gaze right at Lum. She had considered that as well. Even a lie might reveal something Shinobu could use. “Please, indulge me. Otherwise, this isn’t going to go very far.”

“Fine, fine!” Lum chuckled. “It’s because we’re bored. You see, it’s not like we need resources and we certainly don’t need slave labour, and killing you off really isn’t our way of doing things. Daddy may look big and scary, but that’s just a front. He’s really a big and cuddly teddy bear.” That could crush a human’s spine if he actually hugged them, but Shinobu was able to pick up that implication without Lum meaning to let it out. “When we win, it’s not like anything is going to change for you. I mean, sure. We’d basically take over all of your world’s governments and have all of your most violent elements imprisoned for life, but really that’s just going to make it so much better for all of you. Wouldn’t you agree?”

“Excuse me a moment,” Shinobu said, rising from her chair and turning her back to Lum. This was about as much self restraint as she could manage before unleashing a flurry of punches on the chair she’d just been sitting on. “Boredom! You’re doing all of this because you’re <b>bored</b>?! What kind of lame reason is that for invading another planet?!”

“Depends on how bored you are,” Lum said. “Would you have preferred it if we said we were protecting you from the insidious mind-eating slugs of Partheus Omega, who are even at this moment poised to mount an invasion? Or maybe if I said human spines are a new delicacy on our homeworld? Oh… And please, do stop punching that chair, you might ruin those gloves. They are rather high tech, tcha!”

Shinobu took a few deep breaths and turned towards the cute alien menace. The chair itself was damn near unbreakable, not because it was too solid but more for the opposite reason. Way too soft. Her punches had already vanished from its surface without a trace. “High tech?” she said. “What do you mean, high tech? They’re just gloves, aren’t they? They don’t do anything freaky, do they?”

“Oh, it’s nothing you need to worry about,” Lum said. “Just so long as you don’t point your fingers like this,” she said, pointing her index and middle fingers at Shinobu while bending her ring and pinkie into her palm. “And say ‘bang’. You definitely don’t want to do that.”

“Why?” Shinobu asked, staring at her gloves. “What happens if I say ‘bang’?”

At which point, a beam of light shot out of the index finger portion of the glove, hitting Shinobu right in the face. She stumbled back into the chair and blinked, wondering what the hell had just happened. “Hehe,” she chuckled, then shook her head and forced herself to stop. What was that? “Heheheee! Ah! Wh-what’s happening! It feels like -”

“Like your most sensitive ticklish spot is being tickled,” Lum tutted. “I did warn you not to point at anyone and say bang. The tickle ray gloves are a little sensitive, though right now the same could be said for you.”

This was certainly true. Her face had the worst of it by quite a long way. It felt like a feather was continuously rubbing all along the surface of her skin, gently brushing her cheeks, her nose, her lips. In spite of herself she couldn’t stop smiling, even when she tried to shake her head to get rid of the effect.

“That’s an alien trick!” Shinobu yelled. “That means -”

“Yep!” Lum said. “You broke the rules. Naughty, naughty! The first thing you did after I warned you how to activate the gloves was activate them. Which means I’m free to break the rules myself.”

Wait, that couldn’t be right. Could it? Shinobu herself had picked the outfit, Lum couldn’t have convinced her to wear it… And she did warn Shinobu about the gloves. Don’t point them, don’t say bang. So what did she do? Point them at herself and say bang. No coercion. Manipulation at worst, but all she could do was laugh at how easily she fell into the alien’s trap.

She felt Lum arrive in her lap and nervously swallowed when Lum playfully twirled around a strand of hair. “Plenty of time left,” the alien whispered seductively. “How about we get t’know each other a little better. What do you say?”

What do you say? That wardrobe had been a psychological test similar to a Rorschach test. All those outfits. All those costumes. Which worked best for you? Lum’s lips fell upon Shinobu’s and she whimpered a little. Her face was still sensitive after that tickle ray!

<i>Kinda like it though, don’t you?</i>

What? No! Of course not! She was a good girl! She would never ever do something like this, never mind enjoy it!

<i>Then why pick that outfit? You just thought it yourself, right? Psychological test?</i>

Well. That was because it was all about control. This situation was all about trying to project an air of authority over the situation, trying to keep control over the conversation. Obviously that hadn’t worked out all that well, but that had been the intention.

<i>Or maybe you just like to dominate things. Mmm, control and authority, that’s your real turn on. Isn’t it? The shy, normal girl is a closet domme, waiting to come out.</i>

“What’s the matter?” Lum asked, stroking Shinobu’s hair. “You’re starting to like it, and you’re scared. Aintcha? Don’t be scared. It’ll be fun! Just take a feel of these, and tell me you don’t want it. Just one word, and I’ll stop.”

While saying that last part Lum had guided Shinobu’s hands to her naked, alien breasts. They looked just like any human breasts. Felt like them too. So soft… So big! The last vestige of Shinobu’s mind holding back the perversion finally fell, and she said just one word.

“Bang.”

Lum froze in place and started breaking out into uncontrolled laughter as Shinobu smirked and gave Lum’s now incredibly sensitive breasts a good hard squeeze. “Bang,” she repeated, sending another surge through the alien’s body. She was convulsing now in uncontrollable mirth, unable to fight back as Shinobu lifted her up and reversed their positions.

“Didn’t think this through, did you?” Shinobu said. “Well, here’s how it’s going to be! You’re going to give in this stupid race! But first I’m going to teach you why you don’t mess with Earth!”

<hr>
Meanwhile, in another room, Benten was busy catching her breath while Oyuki was at the foot of the bed on her hands and knees while Ataru was methodically screwing her from behind. Amazing. Simply amazing. How did some human have this much stamina? They shoulda come to Earth some time ago! Hell, even Oyuki was whimpering about how “intense Earth dances are”, which was about as transparent as that girl ever got!

Though it was weird. The entire time, Ataru’s eyes had been affixed to the monitor showing off what was going on with the other two. Looks like the Earth chick sussed the more fun use for those gloves, huh? Not like Lum was likely to complain too much; that girl was always way too ticklish for her own good.

“Just out of curiosity?” Ataru asked. “What exactly <i>did</i> she do to Shinobu?”

“Not much,” Benten shrugged, amazed at how ragged her breathing sounded. “Your girlfriend was pretty badly sexually repressed. Lum just opened the floodgates, is all.”

“R-Repression of any sort is unhealthy!” Oyuki moaned. Oyuki! Actually moaning! “Lum’s therapy will be more psychologically helpful in the long run. She might not see it that way presently, but this is a most significant breakthrough that will prevent further psychological problems from developing further down the - down the - Ah! So much stamina! Don’t you ever tire?!”

“Man, I never knew she had it in her,” Ataru grunted. He thrust again into Oyuki, and the ice queen of Neptune collapsed into a rather undignified heap. “Shouldn’t we be doing something about Lum? I mean, I get that this is therapeutic for Shinobu, but -”

<i>“Hahahaha! Oh! Stop! I’m going to cum if you do that again!”</i>

“You heard her,” Benten stretched. “She’s having the time of her life in there. Something like this won’t be enough to make Lum crack, don’t you worry about that!”

<i>“I know you’re watching! Get me out of here! Hahahaha- Oh! Oh! Hahaooohhh!”</i>

“… Then again, there’s something to be said for having a little too much of a good thing…” Benten mumbled, completely unable to move from her position on the bed. Amazing. To think, that girl was actually able to wear Lum down. Casting a careful eye over him, and considering both the state of herself and Oyuki, maybe the best possible therapy for that chick would be to lock these two in a love hotel. Not any particular room, just the entire building would do the trick. They might even leave a bed intact by the time morning arrived.

“Take a right,” Oyuki slurred. “Then follow the sounds of laughter until you reach a double door. We shall be with you presently, once our limbs have regained the strength to move. My apologies for being such a poor host, but I simply cannot escort you personally at this moment in time.”

“Get better soon, you sultry alien sirens!” Ataru chuckled. “I’ve gotta rescue an evil alien invader from my girlfriend, then I gotta figure out when my life became a parody of a cheesy sci-fi movie.”

“Ah, no!” Benten shook her head while Ataru scooted off down the corridor, likely going to regret the decision not to put on some damn clothes in this weather. “You mean a porn parody of a cheesy sci-fi movie.”

“He’ll be fine. That corridor is at a temperature he will find tolerable.”

Okay, good. Phew. This whole situation was such a complicated mess. At this point, all Benten wanted was for everyone to calm down and catch their breath, and how messed up was the situation when that was what she wanted? Still. At the very least it looked like they all might wind up walking away with something really great.

“Oyuki? Gotta say, I think this might be the start of something really special.”

1. Ataru bursts in and pulls Shinobu off Lum - Shinobu immediately demands to know what happened to his clothes.
2. Actually when Ataru pulls Shinobu off Lum, she’s so jacked up over ‘defeating the alien’ that she kisses Ataru before really taking anything else into account.
3. Ataru bursts in, but finds that Lum actually managed to turn the tables on Shinobu while he was walking down the corridor.
4. Ataru bursts in, and Oyuki remotely kills the lights leaving the three trying to navigate the room by feel.
5. Something else