Story: UY Splitter

 

Through the streets of Tomobiki, Sakura kept her head held high. She was the perfect example of the prim and proper priestess, an exorcist extraordinaire, a respected member of the community walking side by side with Ataru Moroboshi. A local legend, in one sense. A boy who was well known to all for a variety of reasons and few of them good.

To anyone that saw them, the reason they were traveling together was likely quite obvious. She was trying to reform him. Again. They would sigh, shake their heads, maybe mutter something about it being a sisyphean task, and then set about their day.

They wouldn't think anything of them going into a building together. A new complex that sprung up out of nowhere. It was just them going on an exorcism together, or something like that.

What they would have thought something of is what happened inside, when Ataru blatantly grabbed her butt and a perverse smile lit up her pretty face.

"Hey, Miss Sakura!" Ataru whispered in her ear. "You entered this home with your left foot first! Did you know the Romans used to believe that was bad luck?"

"My goodness, how clever of you," Sakura said. She turned and was on her knees in the blink of an eye. "I need to reward such a clever boy! Right away! Right now!"

The drool pooling out of her mouth said a slightly different story. This was as much a reward for her as it was for Ataru. It goes to show the effect that this has had on her, at this point Sakura is actively seeking out opportunities to blow him.

As she began to bob her head along his dick, Sakura's eyes glazed over, and they were approached by another couple - Ataru # 1 and Lum. Walking along arm in arm, with #1 also holding a hand on Lum's breast apparently just because he could. Or it might have something to do with the fact that Lum had very nice breasts. That was more likely really.

"Hey guys, welcome to the harem compound!" #1 said, winking at the other Ataru. "Shinobu's in the next room learning how much fun it is to be a freak, Benten's in the kitchen making a sandwich, I think Ran went off to talk with her, and Oyuki's helping set up the main bedroom."

That would be just about all of them. Six out of seven, leaving only - 

"Hey guys, guess who!" said a new arrival, walking in right behind them. "Gee guys, in front of the door? I mean, I can see Miss Sakura is absolutely ravenous for it, but you gotta leave some room for others to get in, you know?"

Here they were now, Ryuunosuke and her Ataru. Look at her! Beaming ear to ear! She was normally pissed off or stressed out, seeing her happy was honestly quite wonderful. Not nearly as wonderful as the succulent blowjob Sakura was giving him right then, but it was pretty emotionally satisfying, you know?

"Mmmmm!" Sakura moaned, and he came right there in her mouth. She quite deliberately swallowed every last drop of cum he shot out, reacting as though she'd just drunk an extremely fine wine. How remarkable, getting intoxicated off sucking his dick. He patted her on the head and pondered what next, what next?

"You know, it occurs that you were quite sickly for most of your life, right?" he asked. Sakura nodded. "I bet you didn't get much of a chance to do the sort of stuff other kids did, right? You didn't get to play tag, or hide and seek..."

"Or tennis?" Ryuunosuke offered, and the Atarus all turned to look at her as one, then slowly let a smile creep onto their faces.

"Yes," #1 said. "Like tennis. Very good, Ryu-chan. Why don't you kiss Lum as a reward?"

"How is that a reward for her, Darling?" Lum asked.

"Because it would turn us on, duh," #1 said, shaking his head in apparent disbelief that she'd ask something so ridiculous. Both girls had sparkling eyes at that. Yep. That was enough. They couldn't move to one another fast enough, they were so eager to stuff their tongues down each other's throats purely for their amusement and entertainment...

"They're totally ours now," #1 rubbed his hands with glee. "Hehehe... Good thing we made sure to include a playing field on the plans for this place! Now... let's grab Shinobu and make this a doubles game!"

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Whoever decided that women should wear short skirts when wearing tennis was a hero to mankind. The four of them strode out looking absolutely adorable, their four Atarus gathered around the court watching eagerly, hungrily, with one serving as umpire, one at the net, and one on each side of the court to act as ball boys. It would be a doubles game, with Sakura teaming up with Lum and Ryuunosuke with Shinobu. Each of them twirled their bats around and winked at their respective Ataru, with Ryuunosuke in particular smoothing her hands down her legs as though making sure that, yes, she was indeed wearing a skirt.

It was amazing, really. Her legs were great. She had a perfectly feminine figure, and a cute face, which made it all the more impressive that she could pull off a convincing boy. So convincing that even if you already knew you still might subconsciously treat her as if she was a boy.

Oh, but let's not give her all the praise in the world! Not when there were other cuties on the field! Both Lum and Shinobu were radiating the charm that only a cute girl can give off, while Miss Sakura was a Woman with a capital W. Delightful! So absolutely delightful! Any man that liked legs would find this a wonderful buffet, they would be spoiled for choice on where to stare.

Lum took the ball for the first serve of the game. She tossed it into the air, unconsciously drifted off the ground to meet the ball and then slammed it hard onto the other side of the court, where it ran straight into Shinobu, who was all but waiting there to smash the ball right back with her frightening level of force. A normal human being would never have been able to make it - but they weren't up against a normal human at all! Lum floated over far quicker than a human could run, and struck the ball back at an angle a human could never manage, quite low to the ground, slicing under the ball to give it a healthy dose of underspin. It toppled over the net even as Ryuunosuke dove for it, barely missing as the ball whirled away from where it should be.

"Point - Lum and Sakura!" declared the umpire. "Fifteen Love!"

"Love you too, Darling!" Lum called back, waving at the umpire. See now? Wasn't this nice? It was a perfectly ordinary game of tennis. The ball was promptly returned to Lum by an Ataru, and she prepared to serve yet again. She tossed the ball into the air, ready to serve it yet again. The ball came down, Lum struck it in a very similar way to how she had done so before, the ball landed on the opposite corner of the court, where this time Shinobu was determined to put Lum in her place. 

"Foul!" the Umpire called out. "Unsexy serve! Please go again! If your next serve is unsexy too, you will have to remove an article of clothing! Ball boy, please administer punishment."

"Punishment...?" Lum asked, then suddenly felt a hand land hard on her butt. "Eek!"

"Naugthy Lum," the Ataru that just spanked her tsked, tsked, tsked. "You should know by now, shouldn't you? We want you to put on a show for us." Spank! The other girls watched with baited breath. "After all, that's the fun part, isn't it?" Spank! Sakura adjusted her collar, Ryuunosuke rubbed her neck, Shinobu's thighs clenched together. "You girls do enjoy showing off your bodies to us, right? So the rules should reflect that." Spank!

"You're shooooo riiiight, Dahling!" Lum wiggled her butt back into that Ataru's hand, totally lost in the pleasure it gave her.

"We want you girls to flash your panties on every shot!" the Umpire announced, and right away Shinobu raised her hand. "Yes, Shinobu?"

"I'm a total slut, so I'm not wearing underwear!" Shinobu said. "Will it be a fault if I return?" She almost sounded hopeful, shooting a meaningful gaze at Lum's paddled behind... and not just because it was a very well shaped tush, either.

"No, that should be fine," the Umpire said. "Any other questions?"

"Will the winners get a reward?" Sakura asked, raising her hand into the air.

"Top player gets railed on the court," the Umpire said, and now a fire was lit under all of them. "While the rest get to watch."

Aha, now a fire had been lit under all of them. It was plain to see in their eyes, they were all hungry - make that ravenous - for victory now, and nothing could stop them. Lum took a deep breath, bounced the ball off her boobs, then served the ball with lightning coursing through her racquet, aimed straight at Shinobu.

Shinobu responded to this by whirling around in place, lifting up her skirt to show that she wasn't kidding. She wasn't wearing any underwear at all! By the time the ball reached her, she'd formed a hurricane where she was standing, and her return shot by Lum like it had been shot from a gun, sailing right by her and going straight for Miss Sakura, who was currently in the midst of praying.

When the ball was near, she suddenly pulled up some rosary beads that hooked underneath her skirt and caused it to flip up revealing the extremely adult g-string she was wearing. The beads wrapped around the ball in the blink of an eye, charging it up with holy energy - and then she returned it to the other side of the court!

The ball flew towards Ryuunosuke, who fidgeted a bit as she wasn't really sure what she ought to do here. She was looking down at her skirt more than she was looking at the ball which was fast approaching her face.

"Screw it!" she yelled, then did a handstand on the spot, clutching the racquet between her legs. Her skirt flipped down, revealing... boxers, which were only slightly smaller than the skirt she was wearing. The ball struck the racquet clutched between her legs, and then promptly disintegrated.

I mean, it had been hit by lightning, a hurricane strike, and Miss Sakura's beads, it'[s amazing it even lasted as long as it did.

"Uh..." Ryuunosuke sheepishly asked. Still upside down, note. "So, what now?"

"Oh dear, oh dear!" the umpire tutted, rising from his seat. "Looks like a draw."

"I guess that means we'll have to give you all your reward," another Ataru said.

"You'll all get a good, hard dicking from us right here on the court," said another Ataru.

"And you'll all have to watch each other as it happens," said the last Ataru.

All four of the girls looked at the approaching perverts, and on their faces perverse grins appeared, one by one. No complaints here, it seemed...