Story: Negima C+S

 

Negi had to admit, while this show was outside of Chisame's usual style it certainly had a flair about it. There was an infectious energy filling all of the performers that made them all quite captivating to watch. After a moment's thought, he concluded that it was all in the hip motion. It added a certain... Quality to their motion that made it easy to track what they were doing and even when they were standing still made them seem energetic, peppy, happy. That probably came from experience. A mixture of cheerleaders and a net idol would do that, wouldn't it?

"Hey, Negi, could you help out our show for a little bit?" Chisame whispered while sitting in his lap, feeding him these yummy swirly cookies and squirming in place. She was a bit bigger than him, so it was a little awkward, but there you go. "You can play the role of the big bad booty pirate."

"The big bad booty- " on the set, the Cheerleader trio all suddenly thrust their butts up in the air in unison "Pirate?" 

"Yeah, he's the bad guy! A show like this needs a bad guy, you know?" Chisame said. She produced a pirate's hat and a toy parrot attachment for it. It looked pretty cheap, but... Weirdly charming in its own way.

"So, what do I need to do?" Negi asked.

"You heard the song we were playing, right?" Chisame replied. "It's the same tune for you, just follow the teleprompter."

Teleprompter? Oh. Had that been there the whole time? There was a rather large monitor peeking over the couch. So all he had to do was follow along with that, right? Well, what was the harm! It was a good way to get along with his students.

Let's see. According to the teleprompter he had to hide in these bushes right here... Meanwhile, the girls were all circling around a spot on the set with their shovels, 'digging dirt'. The four of them leaning over, making an exaggerated sho of dig, dig, dig, digging their shovels. Bend at the waist, keep those legs nice and straight, butts straight up in the air under those rather snug shorts (which, you know, it made sense they would wear when the weather was this hot), then stamp on the shovel while shaking their hips, then toss the dirt over their shoulders, then step to the right and repeat the process.

<i>"Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me! Digging all day and night in search of hot booty!"</i>

In the weather this was meant to be set in, yeah the booty probably would be pretty hot. Negi watched the pirates sing and dance around, miming digging in the ground. Alright. He had to stay in character here.

<i>"Big bad booty pirate be my name, laying claim to booty is my game!"</i> Negi sang. Of course this was one of those scenarios where a character could sing and the nearby characters pretended they couldn't hear that someone else was around. <i>"Those pirate girls look awfully hot, their booty soon I'll say I got. Among the shore and through the sands their booty soon be in my hands!"</i>

Chisame then stopped digging, and whistled, getting the attention of the other girls. Negi ducked down a bit in the bushes, following the instructions on the teleprompter. Basically, make it obvious that he was trying to hide, but still be obvious for the camera. Then stare at the girls through these binoculars.

He had to say though, these binoculars were a bit funny. They were clearly a prop, but... At the same time there was this weird sort of swirling translucent colour in them, almost like a filter. If he squinted, he could almost make out the form of a woman dancing in there, but maybe that was just his imagination.

Never mind. On with the show!

"Listen girls, hot it be, while we dig for our booty! Listen girls, let's have fun, without baking in the sun! Take of yer clothes and on yer thigh, rub lotion and don't question why!"

Those last words seemed all the louder to him, for some reason. Something wrong with her microphone? Weird. Negi shook his head on instinct - but no, best to keep in character. According to the teleprompter, he had to watch as the four girls took off their clothes right in front of him. Peeled down their shorts, whipped their shirts off their heads, and in the process revealed - Quite small bikinis. Was this alright? Was it alright for them to wear something so... daring, on a show like this? Those were string bikinis, weren't they? Replete with sheer thongs, barely covering their nipples, letting their breasts bounce around freely with every single motion, and leaving nothing at all to the imagination.

Well... Then again, if it was that warm where they were pretending to be, it was probably fine. Had to keep the heat off, right? Although, was the lotion really necessary? Rubbing it into their bodies like this, in an almost sensual way. It almost felt like they were putting on a show for him and him alone. In fact, he would go so far as to say it was the sort of thing that was kind of breaking his immersion - 

"Be sure to buy Chiu Brand Lotion to keep the sun off, ye scurvy dogs!" Chisame said, holding aloft a bottle of that same lotion towards the camera. Oh. It was a brand thing. That actually made quite a bit of sense, then. Never mind.

Just then, Sakurako piped up: "Hey there, captain! Parched I be, before I resume digging for booty, may I be excused to water find, to help refresh body and mind?"

Chisame shrugged. "Ye need to ask? Oh, go ahead! The booty's safe with one less head."

Ah, and now the three others were sliding off panel, continuing their rump shaking digging  while Sakurako skipped in place right by the bush where Negi was hiding. This was it. His chance to play the big villain. Gosh, this would be fun. He didn't normally get to play the bad guy in this sort of thing, people usually say he looks too cute to be anything other than the hero or mascot.

On cue, he stepped out of the bush, took off his hat and bowed deeply before Sakurako. "Pardon me lass, can't help but see, that ye have some fine booty. Fine is fine and fair is fair, so with me your booty you shall share!"

Heh! It was kinda fun playing the role of the bad guy. Sakurako gasped and half turned, as though shying away from him. Alas, this had the side effect of all but forcing him to look at her lotion covered, gleaming thigh. It was right in front of him. The position he was in his bush prop, he almost couldn't help but gawk right at her leg. It was a bit awkward, but, as the teleprompter said, his character wasn't the sort to look away from girls. Therefore, he'd continue to look at her.

"The booty's ours and never yours! Though it be fine, that's true of course." For some reason Sakurako ran her hands around her hips and winked when she said that. "You may be obsessed with booty, but never shall I talk to thee!"

His next line was... "Obsessed with booty, that be true. I'll stare at booty that I'm due. Your booty's fine, now that I see, and soon your booty belongs to me!" Oh, and next he had to grab Sakurako, put her over his knee. My goodness, how demeaning for her. "You shall stay upon my knee, until your booty surrender to me!"

"My booty's mine and never yours!" Sakurako sang back, wiggling and writhing on his lap. "Even when stuck on all fours!"

And then, he had to spank her. Of course he wasn't actually going to do that. He was just going to mime it, not actually touch her. "Soon I'll sit among the sand with your booty in my hands!" He had to time that to his spanking, and - 

"Cut, cut, cut!" Chisame held out her hands in an x. "Negi, please don't hold back, it's fine!"

"Huh? Really?" Negi asked, feeling groggy for some reason.

"Yeah, don't hold back! It's what the lotion's for," Sakurako said, still wriggling and writhing in Negi's lap. "It won't hurt at all. Promise. So long as you don't, you know, use magic or something I will be fine."

Oh. Okay. Chisame slipped offstage again, and Negi raised his hand, then repeated his line, spanking her in rhythm: "Soon I'll sit among the sand with your booty in my hands." Smack! Then he repeated the line again. The feeling of his hand coming down upon her curved, oiled up flesh was... kinda weirdly nice. Of course, he'd never actually done anything like this before so it was kinda weird. Oh, but he did wish she would sit still, it was making it a little harder to line up his hand properly.

"Fine, I'll talk! It feels too good! It seems that I misunderstood! You're not some cad, you're not some foe! Your affection for booty shows! Madoka's the one you should ask, now please just one tap of my ass?"

By now, Negi was really feeling in character. His head was swimming, his heart was pounding. He almost couldn't help but get a bit of a squeeze on Sakurako's butt. Felt good. Hell, it felt pretty great. Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze as she writhed in his lap. Digging his fingers into her flesh, rubbing the cheek around and watching it spin in place, he felt quite dizzy himself.

In fact, he almost felt it himself. He almost felt like he could understand a little what it meant to have an appreciation of <s>ass</s> booty.

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In a room nearby, Evangeline was lying spreadeagle on her bed, legs up in the air while her cyborg maid put her tongue to truly superb use. Of course, it should go without saying that she was watching the show with great interest.

"It seems that my student's mental defenses are falling," Evangeline said. Oooh, she had to grip her sheets there, that felt pretty damn good. "Ah, they were quite strong defenses, I'll give him that, but everyone has their own little weaknesses. His affection for his students is his."

Chachamaru stopped a moment. "Yes, Miss Evangeline." Then she returned to worshipping the vampire's now perverted pussy with great gusto.

"Attack him from all manner of angles, and keep him distracted with Chisame's showmanship and natural charisma until the spell does its work," Evangeline chuckled. "Couple that with Chao's advanced tech, and he didn't stand a chance."

"Strictly speaking, he did stand a chance," Chao said from her position on the floor. On her knees, with Hakase between her thighs. "He did notice something was up at first. Had he followed through on that thought, things might have gotten tough."

That was true enough. He might have shored up his defenses a bit instead of letting them lapse. Obviously, if he'd tried to fight all of them he'd have been a little outmatched. Well... More Evangeline Chao and Chachamaru, the three of them working together would have beaten him in a straight up fight, the others wouldn't really factor in that much.

"You should have seen it, Chachamaru!" Evangeline whined. "Seeing him learn booty appreciation, the little twinkle in his eye an the turning up of his lips as he learned the glory of ass."

Oh, but they shouldn't rest on their laurels quite yet. Negi wasn't fully under. That would take a little more time. The show must go on. That's the saying, right? He'd have his turn with all four of their butts, making them all bend to his will while in truth bending himself to theirs.

She was honestly kind of looking forward to it. Seeing Negi behave like a pervert would, if nothing else, provide her with hours of amusement in and of itself - even before they got to have <i>fun</i>. Kukuku!