Sunday, 26 April 2020

Story: Worst Demon Hunter


What does it mean to have 'luck'? It means to defy the odds, and from there the definition depends. Do you mean good luck, or bad luck? The meaning of luck depends on that, it completely transforms. One can be lucky if they continually defy the odds - in ways that go against them. Keep pulling the joker in a game of chance, keep throwing the basketball into the goal with your eyes blindfolded. Trip and end up face first in that cute girl’s cleavage.

As a human adopted into a family of luck demons Kanako understood such things quite well. She also understood something else: Allying with that... Anti-Motoko thing in the long term was a bad plan. A very bad plan that would backfire on her the instant she wasn't any use to her anymore. So! The only rational thing to do right now was to betray her first.

Now. While she didn't have the same ability to manipulate luck as the rest of her adopted family, Kanako was a lot more knowledgeable of the matter than any other humans. Except magi. But they barely count as humans anymore, from what she'd seen of them. The point was that she'd worked out a way to store up her own luck over all that time, and had been doing so for a good three years, waiting to deliver it to her beloved Keitaro in an instant.

So that's what she was going to do: Find Keitaro, get him stuffed on enough luck to turn a homeless man into a billionaire and watch the fireworks. That copycat would be defeated and her sweet brother and his inmates would avoid being discovered by Motoko.

Which was all well and good, except for one little matter: Kanako hadn't used any of her luck in years. She'd managed to get away with it for the most part because she knew enough magic to counterbalance the rather bad side effects of this. The odd bad thing here and there might happen, but she'd been able to skate on by. Luck is defying the odds, after all. She was merely keeping the odds nice and balanced.

She was not lucky, but she was also not necessarily unlucky. Kanako was pretty sure her brother would have an aneurism if he ended up lucky if it led to her drowning in misfortune.

"K-Kanako?!" her brother sputtered on seeing her. "What are you doing here?"

Alas, there are times when one kind of luck can seem like the other. For you see, Anti-Motoko had not happened to mention one little detail in their brief conversation just then. Namely, that she had used her chaos magic to change around who was in whose body. Which is why Kanako didn't realise this was actually Naru in Keitaro's body until she'd already put her tongue all the way down her 'brother's' throat and dumped a whole load of luck into him.

Worth noting that the reason she worked it out is because, even in a different body, a succubus will retain its natural (supernatural?) knowledge of how to initiate a nice satisfying smooch. Throw on that, the ability to drain away the lust doesn't go away after a mere body swap...

And well, while Kanako may be rather infatuated with her brother, she had no delusions about him being some kind of sexual genius who could make her come like crazy with a kiss alone.

"Na-Naru?" Kanako burbled, stumbling back. "What are you doing in my brother's body?"

"Getting randomly frenched, apparently! Is that how you greet him all the time?! That pervert, I'm going to give him a piece of my ass."

“Th-that is not, w-we don’t normally do that!” Keitaro in Naru’s body shouted, face flushed and eyes wide in mortification at what had just happened. Wait did she say ass instead of mind? Ooh, that stupid anti-Motoko, betraying her like this by not revealing such a crucial detail!

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And now, we see what happens when a succubus is super charged with a girl's luck that has been stored up for three years, while that succubus is inhabiting the body of a luck demon. About a half mile away from the Hinata dorms, a van was going through the streets with a supply of sex toys. Yes, really. Now. Said van happened to crash, spilling its contents out onto the road much to the embarrassment of several parents who suddenly found it necessary to vacate the street while covering the eyes of their innocent sons and daughters.

While the driver tried to mitigate the damage and called into their office to report the crash, a random bird happened to grab one of the vibrators, and carried it off without knowing what it was, and just so happened to fly in a certain direction that, by chance, happened to have the dorms within its flight path.

A gust of wind struck the bird at that point, causing it to adjust its grip on the new thing it had found that looked super interesting to it - but that merely resulted in the vibrator turning on, which shocked the bird enough that it dropped the vibrator to the earth below, whereupon it rolled along the ground, in through the front door of the dorms, bounced on the wooden floor and just so happened to fly up under Kanako's skirt and nestle itself inside her underwear.

"I don't want to deal with you right now Kanako, whenever you visit there's always trouble!" Keitaro's voice, yet Naru's attitude, said.

"Wait, there's a misunderst-" Kanako said... and then chance hit her, all the way up her spine. This is what you get when you combine the lust magic of a rather powerful succubus who had, until now, been repressing her high level of lust magic, with the potent luck that Kanako had stored - which was a trifle compared to what Keitaro could manipulate if he ever decided to feed off the lust of others.

"Ohhhh fuck!" Kanako's eyes went wide, and she dropped to her knees, which helped ensure the vibrator was hitting all the right spots in exactly the right order. Needless to say, but she came pretty hard on the spot, and even she wasn't able to move after that little hit.

But Kanako wasn't the only one being influenced by this unfortunate erotic turn of events. Naru herself was feeling quite heady, and her instincts compelled her to feed on Kanako's lustful discharge. To her shame, she was now completely and fully erect. Damn this body for getting so easily aroused!

This might seem confusing to some, so a little clarification might be in order here. Some powers are tied to the body. For example, Naru is capable of producing pheromones that can make her seem more sexually appealing than she already is. And since her body was already nearly a ten... well, you can imagine the effect that would have. She could not do this in Keitaro's body because it is a 'physical power'. While Keitaro was fully capable of doing so.

Meanwhile, manipulating lustful magic was a 'mental ability' as all succubus are simply born with an innate understanding of how to do this. This allows them to manipulate the lust of others to their own intent, feed on it, move it from one person to another. The only thing stopping anyone from doing this is the misunderstanding that only succubi can do it - anyone with sufficient knowledge of magic <i>could</i> do it, if they had the same understanding that all succubus are born with. So you could say that 'mental abilities' are dependent on the knowledge that the individual has.

Therefore, with everyone who had been swapped, their bodies kept their 'physical abilities' while their minds kept their 'mental abilities'.

Sure, Naru technically didn’t have to feed on lust, her current body could perfectly fine run on normal food. But her head wasn’t quite adapted to that yet, so she just did, well, go with the flow so to say. Meanwhile, her body was processing the luck that she'd been force fed with a ready gluttony, processing it to a surprisingly efficient degree and doing all sorts of things to statistical probability in a two mile radius that would drastically increase the overall lustful impact on everyone caught within (and a couple of people just beyond the fringe).

Yes, let it not be said that Naru’s understanding of a “lucky time” was half-assed. And now she was heading back to talk to Keitaro (who was still in her body) to give him a piece of her ass, while a little bit tipsy on Kanako's lust for her adopted brother.

Needless to say, but things were about to get a little bit messy around these parts. Almost as if it had been planned that way by a malevolent entity...


  1. Naru soon finds Keitaro trying to get a handle on her succubus powers. Oh dear.
  2. Naru encounters anti-Motoko, who takes a little time out of her day to make things worse.
  3. Meanwhile, Harukais looking for her old senpai. Gets a bit of a shock.
  4. The rest of the occupants suddenly have to deal with porn logic being imposed on their home.
  5. Real and proper competent demon hunters notice something going on. Possible Negima crossover.
  6. Something else

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