It's worth remembering what Ryuunosuke's motivation was in going on this date. As ever, her goal was to investigate girly things. You could say that this was the most direct method of investigation available to her. She leaned down, the thought of asking what to look for briefly appearing in her mind - then vanishing outright.
Looking at Lum, it was weird. She was a really good example of femininity... but she was also very much not. Her personality was both sweet and rough at the same time. Still, Ryu felt jealous. Being able to go out like that in a tiger print bikini, making it really super obvious she was a girl.
I mean, look at that body. Not that you had to be told. You could almost not help yourself. Those soft curves, that enticing tummy, those unconcealed thighs... Every exposed inch of her was screaming "this is a girl".
She started with that waist. Running her hands around the side, touching skin. Bare skin, right there. It was so warm. You know, you'd hardly be able to tell this was an alien. Still, she's cute. Really cute. She sure did have an amazing body. Made Ryuunosuke wonder why Moroboshi wasn't all over her, if it was up to her she'd be spending at least a half hour a day with her tongue buried in this navel -
"Uh, I don't think she's hiding anything in her bare stomach," Ran absently said.
"You aliens got really freaky tech," Ryuunosuke said, barely consciously aware of herself saying it. "Gotta be careful, you guys are sneaky."
"Doesn't that mean you'll have to check <i>everywhere</I>?" Ataru asked, a little too eagerly.
Yes. There was a kind of logic to that they could all follow along with. By unspoken agreement, Ryuunosuke carefully inspected every single bit of exposed skin on Lum's body. Of which, it must be said, there was quite a lot. The girl's bikini left almost nothing to the imagination, and Ryuunosuke was running her hands along it. That warm, soft, feminine flesh. Man, how was it even this soft? She rubbed it, wondering that, almost forgetting why she was doing this. She wondered what it tasted like - and then leaned in to lightly kiss Lum's stomachi, while her hands went around her hips.
Tasted nice. Next choice. Up or down? Both would be... suitable. Either could be used as a hiding place for whatever it was she was searching for. Ultimately, the decision was made. Up. So Ryu moved her hands up Lum's sides, making sure no inch went unchecked. To be on the safe side she kept her face close to Lum's body.
"Your breath is tickling me," Lum said.
"You want me to back off a bit?"
"No, it's fine."
Why bring it up, then? Never mind. Ry's hand touched fabric. It felt weird. Different from other cloth she had felt before. Makes sense, it was alien. Better check here thoroughly too for whatever it was. Her fingers went under, and touched LUm's breasts. Man, her boobs were bigger than this. She felt quite jealous actually. Must be nice wearing a bra. Must be nice not having to tie your boobs down, because your old man's a lunatic that wants you to pretend to be a boy. Must be nice to -
"Ah! Ryuunosuke! You're being a bit rough!" Lum moaned.
"Oh, sorry about that," Ryuunosuke said. "Want me to kiss 'em better?"
"Yes please!" Lum said instantly. So Ryuunosuke tugged her bra aside and planted a big sloppy smooch right on Lum's breast.
"Ah! Ran's breasts hurt too!" Ran suddenly yelped, back of her hand up against her forehead.
"Well Ryu, you can't leave her like that," Ataru whispered. "It wouldn't be polite to leave a girl in such a state."
Yeah, that made sense. Leaving Ran in pain was a really unladylike thing to do, right? You see mothers doing it all the time, coddling their little ones when they're hurting. So... Maybe it was a thing that girls ought to do? Or something like that? It felt like the right thing anyhow so...
"What nonsense are you up to this time, Moroboshi?!"
It was like a spell broke. All three girls turned to see a certain priestess tweaking Ataru's ear so hard she was lifting him off the ground.
"Who me?" Ataru complained flirtatiously, because the boy always had his messed up priorities.
"Yes, you!" Sakura insisted, tweaking harder still. "Don't think I've not noticed all the tied up and passed out men! So? What is it? An aphrodisiac? A love incantation? Did you contract with a succubus? Out with it, what nonsense of yours am I going to have to clean up after this time?"
"No, no, keep going, keep going," Ataru said. He was scribbling in a notebook. "Contract with a succubus, you say?"
"Stop taking inspiration! I can sense the lust magic all over this place, you're definitely the one responsible!"
While this was going on, Lum was staring at them. So were Ryuunosuke and Ran, but the former had her hands inside of the latter's dress and was giving them a good nice big squeeze. You know the sort of grope, the kind where it's almost like the person is testing exactly how squishy boobs really are by trying to push them to their limits. No real tenderness to it, but you still kind of get the impression that it probably somehow feels really good. That kind of grope.
That ended now, as Lum stomped towards Ataru - actually she was more 'floating angrily' but that doesn't quite convey the impression she was giving - and joined Sakura in giving him a good old ear tweak. To the other ear, not the same one.
"Darling! What are you up to now?!" Lum hissed, electricity sparking out all around her. "I should have known, it wasn't good enough for you to spy on Ran and Ryuunosuke's lesbian date while hanging out with me, was it?"
"I knew it!" Ran yelled. "Also, why do you keep insisting Ryu is a girl?"
Ryuunosuke pulled back, letting Ran's nippled fall out of her mouth. "Because I am a girl," she said, and then went right back to licking it. Man, a girl's boob tastes great!
"No way! You're not a girl! No way you're a girl!"
"Ryu-chan!" Ataru said. It's worth noting that Ataru Moroboshi pays as much attention to his survival instinct as a politician pays to non-voters. Especially when there's lewdness to magnify (and yes, that does work for either end of the simile). "There's only one way for you to prove you're not a bo~oy!"
"Moroboshi, that's quite enough -" Sakura said, but in the time she'd said that Ryuunosuke had whipped off her shirt - “God damn it those are breasts.”
"They sure are," Lum said. Openly staring. As were Ataru, Ran and Sakura. And why not? Ryuunosuke was <b>stacked</B>. It was a crime against sexuality, her being forced to act against her gender like this when she had such a cute body. In spite of looking like, acting like, dressing like, and talking like a boy in her everyday life one fact was undeniably true.
'She is super hot,' the three women thought.
'Committed to memory - check!' was Ataru's thought, for the three people out there who care. You know who you are.
Sakura was the first to shake this off, feeling... something trying to influence her mind. Something dirty, absolutely soaked through with lustful intention. Something was clearly trying to corrupt her - and was equally obviously influencing the behaviour of these three girls! Which could only mean one thing!
"Divine retribution, on behalf of all women!"
She pulled out her gohei and began beating Ataru over the head. Not just for fun but because - Okay, mostly for fun, but also because he had it coming. He <i>always</I> had it coming.
"Eh? So, chicks beat up guys with goheis?" Ryuunosuke asked. With her boobs still out.
“Shinobu uses tables, cars, lamp posts, etcetera, Ran uses her kisses to drain their life energy, and I shock him.” Lum said, “It really depends on what’s most comfortable for you.”
Ryuunosuke cocked her head to the side.
"I wanna kick him," she said. "A good solid punt. Would that be the ladylike thing to do?"
"Now Sakura, for once this isn't actually my fault -" Ataru began to say, but then he was interrupted when Ryuunosuke rushed forward and punted him into the next prefecture.
'Hot,' both alien girls thought.
"P-Put those away!" Sakura said, gesturing to Ryuunosuke's chest. "Alright, girls! It's obvious that Ataru Moroboshi got his hands on some weird twisted sex magic, and that's why..." she gestured towards the ladies changing room, where the orgy was still in progress. "I don't think we can do much for them right now, but the three of you can still be saved. If you come with me, I'll be sure to purify your souls. Yes, Lum?"
"Miss Sakura, if you purify Ran's soul there won't be anything left! Are you sure that will be fine?"
<b>"Hey, mind what you're saying about my soul! I'll - I'll spank you so hard your bottom will be red for a week!"</b>
'I kind of want to see that' the three girls thought. Miss Sakura started to have that same thought, but she squashed it violently, not letting it take root for even a moment.
"Tsch... Whatever this is, it's pretty insidious," the priestess said. She got behind all three of them and started pushing them away. "There's no time to waste with your usual lame jokes. We need to save your souls, right this instant! There's a waterfall behind the temple I work at, you can meditate under it, and that should sort you all out!"
- Curiously, having Ryuunosuke sit under a waterfall does very little to help dampen the lesbian shard's influence.
- Naturally, Ataru's gonna spy on this.
- Actually, Ryuunosuke winds up doing something else first while Lum and Ran meditate. It turns out Sakura wants them to get their animosity out of the way first.
- Something else
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