It's quite amazing what a calm moment will do for a mind. It's even more amazing the things that people can adjust to. Just consider for a moment, just a few days ago Tsukune would have been utterly shocked at the fact that two attractive young women were trying to get into his pants all the time. Oh sure, he wasn’t necessarily used to it, but he had gone past the panicked confusion phase and into the <i>this actually isn’t so bad</i> phase.
I mean really how bad could it be? Moka and Kurumu were both nice, cute girls, easily among the hottest going in the school. They got on great, even if the two of them were a little clingy.
Sure the whole accidentally making girls turn to goo by looking at them was something he had to learn how to turn off. But that should be fine, yeah? It wasn’t like he was going to hit on any girls while two beauties were in his arms.
"Miss Kurumu, can I get you some more water?" Gin asked.
"Ehhh, no thanks, I'm fine with this glass," Kurumu said, sweating a little as Gin fawned over her.
You know, it was a good thing he wasn't a bad guy. Between him and Inner Kurumu, they could easily take control of the school in, like, a day. He sighed, watching the Succubus nervously patting the Werewolf's head like a dog that had done a clever trick. This felt nice, relaxing almost.
"Ahem," Inner Moka coughed. "Tsukune," she whispered. "I wish to be clear on one matter, so that we can proceed amicably. I have accepted you as a suitable mate, albeit with reservations. However... I do have to protest the idea of increasing your harem size any more. Sharing with a lowly Succubus is one matter, having more still..."
"I agree!" a tiny voice popped up. "The bigger your harem gets, the more powerful you become. The more powerful you become the more seductive you get, resulting in an even bigger harem! You'll enter into a lust spiral before you know what's happening, and lose all sense of yourself!"
"H-Hey, it wasn't my idea to add Kurumu to my harem," Tsukune whispered back. Though, thinking about it he didn't regret that at all.
“Ah Tsukune, don’t go acting like you don’t enjoy having me around. I can do that thing with my feet you liked last night again.” And there went Kurumu again, saying something that went into a direction that she really shouldn’t.
“Wait, what did she do?” The tiny voice asked again and Tsukune noted that Yukari was now confusedly looking back and forth between him and Kurumu.
“Oh, has the little witch not learnt that in biology yet?” Kurumu said, a teasing tone to her voice as she leant forward. Tsukune would have probably tried to break the two girls apart since now Yukari was starting to mock the Succubus as a brainless boobmonster. But well.. those tits were big and he was getting a really good look at them right now.
"Nice one, Miss Kurumu!" Gin said, laughing like she'd told the funniest joke ever told.
"Er... right?" Kurumu looked to them for help. But Tsukune, Inner Moka and Yukari could only look to Gin laughing like that, and... they didn't feel like interrupting him, quite honestly. Nor did they have the heart to tell Kurumu about his tragic backstory. Even Inner Moka didn't seem to have it in her. "Tsukune, please help?" Kurumu begged, leaning over to emphasise her bust.
"Hmph!" Inner Moka huffed, and grabbed onto his arm with about a quarter of her full strength. Meaning she was crushing it like a vice, because Inner Moka was <i>stupid strong</i>. She was cutting off circulation while pushing his arm into her breast. "Pay more attention to me, you fool. Less to that curvaceous, pretty, empty headed succubus."
Weirdly Tsukune could sort of feel something there. Definite sexual attraction in that protest, and not only for him. Huh, was she starting to notice Kurumu's appeal? Well, that's not the right way to say it, Kurumu's appeal is as opaque as glass. He meant, the Vampire babe was starting to feel the attraction towards the Succubus babe. Which was kind of hot.
Kind of hot? Huh. That was an unusual thought for him to have. Without stammering and stuttering and making it really obvious he was thinking dirty thoughts. For once, he found himself fantasizing with his face remaining fairly neutral. Yeah, it would be hot, watching the bluenette with boobs bigger than her head the snow-white beauty make out. That would be pretty good, the image alone was enough to make his mouth water. Especially because of the possibility of the girl’s inner Succubi popping up.. Inner Kurumu was <i>even hotter</i> and Succubus Moka wasn’t far behind that.
Whap! Yukari had leaped up to hit him on the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper.
"You're doing it again!" she warned, pointing the newspaper at him threateningly. "You're projecting your lust into both of them, slowly conditioning them into being completely okay with this harem thing! Show some self control!"
"Hmph! Little witch, I think you'll find that it would take more than that to get me hot and bothered," Inner Moka said. "Allow me to demonstrate." Then she strode across the room, yanked Kurumu to her feet and started kissing her right there in the middle of the room.
For a long moment there Tsukune could only stare. I mean, what else <i>could</i> he do when the two girls he was technically in a relationship with just suddenly start making out and - wow they're really getting into it. Did he do that? He.. could he just make girls horny at will? If.. if he thought that he would like to see their boobs mashing together would they-
“Ahh..” And there Kurumu went, moaning into Moka’s mouth as both started to unbutton each other’s blouses seemingly without noticing. Tsukune could do nothing but star as they went on and-
“Stop staring at you idiot!” And there came another slap. “Do you want to start an orgy?” He looked down to see Yukari glaring at him and.. looking kinda flushed now that he thought about it.
"Yay, Miss Kurumu! You show that snotty Vampire who is better at smooching!" Gin clapped. Oh, that was going to get annoying, wasn't it? Not much they can do about it now...
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Inner Moka hated to admit it, but Kurumu was quite the kisser. It makes sense. If you send a master boxer to fix a table, they'd likely manage it eventually but not to such a skilled degree as any carpenter worth the job title. Vampires were masters of combat and she had been trained by the best, but Kurumu was a natural at anything to do with sexuality. Likely born with an innate knowledge of - actually, that was a rabbit hole she didn't want to explore, even her stomach wasn't strong enough for that.
The point was, this airheaded succubus knew her stuff. Not that it especially mattered. The real reason she was doing this was for a chance for a little private conversation.
<font color=#ff66ff><i>Like, are you sure that's what it's for?</i></font> a ditzy voice asked from within her own mind. Ah, yes. Her 'Inner Succubus'. <font color=#ff66ff><i>"Teehee! I think you like Kurumu! Well, I like her too, so I shouldn't tease."</i></font>
<i>"But you're going to anyway, right?"</i> Aha, that was her 'Outer' self. The fake her imposed over the real personality by the Rosario. <i>I think it's cute that you're making friends.</i>
<b>This isn't about cuteness,</b> her own inner monologue said. Now, her Outer self needed to externalise in order to communicate, but that was purely down to her personality not being forceful enough. Not nearly forceful enough, really. <b>I have concerns that Yukari is correct. I can feel Tsukune's influence at the back of my mind, whispering in my ear that a harem could be a lot of fun.</b>
<font color=#ff66ff>"That might be me, totally sorry..."</font>
An eye twitch hit her there.
<b>No, I'm ignoring you, this is something else. His bizarre Harem Knot abilities are completely alien to me, but Yukari's observation has the ring of truth about it. We cannot allow his 'harem' to grow larger, even by a single girl.</b>
<i>"Why though? It's fun making new friends.</i>
<font color=#ff66ff><i>”Yeah, like, me and Outer, we were talking about a few babes that would be, like, totally perfect. There's this one cutie we've seen about school lurking in the bushes and spying on people."</i></font>
<i>"She's adorable! She has such a sleepy look on her face, you know who we mean?"</i>
Yes, of course she did, she had noticed that girl because she was assessing threats in their surroundings and the possibility of surprise attacks. She didn't want some random girl in striped stockings joining this harem!
While Outer Moka was abrasive and not great with social situations, she wasn't stupid either. After a moment's thought she knew exactly how to deal with these two other personalities inside of her... that was getting along distressingly well for her taste.
<b>If the harem gets bigger, we get less penis.</b> The gasp from both was nigh-audible, rather than merely internal. Alright, lesson learned, time to get to the point. <b>So with that in mind, Inner Succubus, how do we best go about dissuading girls from joining Tsukune's harem?</b>
"Pardon me?" a tiny voice called from the doorway. Moka broke off from Kurumu, and dashed across the room so fast she could swear she should've broken the sound barrier. "Is this... the newspaper club?"
"Indeed it is," Inner Moka said, standing tall over an annoyingly cute, busty girl with her hair done up in a long ponytail. Pretty. Shy. Wearing glasses. Healthy figure. Absolutely perfect for the harem.
Which meant she had to get rid of her as fast as possible. Before Tsukune inevitably got his fangs into her. Once she was drooling over his dick, Moka wouldn’t be able to get her off his dick even with death threats.
"I was hoping to join..." the girl quietly said, making careful eye contact with Moka the entire time.
"Oh, are you sure about that?" Moka asked.
<font color=#ff66ff><i>Inner, be nice! The more you try to scare her off, the likelier it is Tsukune might, you know, come to her rescue and stuff!</i></font>
How annoying. Social problems weren't as much fun for her to deal with as physical combat. If this was a towering bully, she would have no trouble. If it was a ravenous predator, no problem. A shy girl who was no apparent physical threat? It was like taking a sledgehammer into surgery.
"We'd be more than happy to welcome you to our club," Moka said. "This is Tsukune. He is my boyfriend. He is also Kurumu's boyfriend. Very soon, he will also be yours."
"... Eh?" the girl yelped.
"Run! Run while you can!" Yukari yelped, pushing herself in between this girl and Moka. "This boy is a fiend, a total fiend! He's already ensnared these two beauties, and you'll be next! A harem of brainwashed monster girls, that's all that awaits!"
"... I think I'll be going now," the girl quietly said.
"That's right! Warn others! Stay away from Tsukune Aono if you value your free will!"
"Oh no, that's quite the imaginative story," the girl said. "I'm leaving because... that silver haired girl is literally the most terrifying yet beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life, and I'm afraid she'll eat my soul if I stay a moment longer bye!"
Wow, that had worked better than Moka expected. Perhaps she could just stand here and act menacing whenever some stupid pretty little thing tried ot get into Tsukune’s pants? If that was all it took for her to get half of the nookie, then it was worth playing up her scariness to the max.
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"It appears that the Newspaper Club has new members."
It was a dark room. Because of course it was a dark room. This lot couldn't be more stereotypically villainish if you gave them a manual and then injected them with pure liquid evil. But you know what? You know fucking what? They <i>loved</i> being blatantly evil. There's a rush to it. A thrill. You get away with <i>so much shit</i>. Why is that? Because you don't care. You revel in your power, crush the weak underneath. That's the way the world is meant to work, you know? The strong devour the weak.
And everyone in this room was very, very strong.
The Public Safety Commission, students assigned the role of police to monitor the assorted students. Also known as the "Protection Committee" or "Security Enforcement Committee", this group succumbed to a common effect of assigning powers without proper checks in place: Corruption. Well, why not? Such positions of authority would naturally attract only two people, those who would use it for the purpose it was intended and those who would ruthlessly exploit it to their own ends.
The word 'Protection' in their name might have originally been genuine, but considering this group's true nature it would be more accurate to use it in the same way some might use the phrase 'protection racquet.'
How had they discovered the Newspaper Club had acquired new members so quickly? The answer was simple: They had a long standing dislike of the newspaper club. If there's anything that corrupt people don't like, it's other people being told how corrupt they were being. Such things might get to the attention of those in higher authority for them. Or if there is no higher authority, it would surely sting their pride to be called out on it.
So they did what any corrupt group would attempt, on having light shone on their behaviour. They spread rumours. They undermined those spreading them. Then, when they had lost all support in the school - they crushed them. Totally and completely. Which was only right, as they were the stronger. Since they won, that meant they had to be in the right of things. It meant that they were the ones keeping the school safe. Not that weak Newspaper Club, reporting their 'blatant lies'.
Of course, it didn't hurt that a certain Librarian's Assistant had dropped them a little bit of information. Like a good student informant. They would be sure to not shake her down for money next month.
"We need to teach them a lesson," a girl with dark purple hair and eyes stood up, sneering contemptuously as she crossed her arms. "I shall investigate, to ensure that they know their place."
"One of the new members is a vampire, so be careful."
"Oooh, who do you think you're talking to?" the young JorÅgumo named Keito asked. "If they try to intimidate me, it'll make me all the more likely to want to cave their skulls in!"
- Keito arrives at the club and instantly falls head over heels with Tsukune.
- Kurumu starts coming up with her own schemes.
- Moka continues with her doomed attempts to prevent the harem from growing.
- Something else
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