Story: SBO Naruto

<b><i>Three-some! Three-some! Three-some! Three-some!</i></b>

Shut up, shut up, shut up! This was not what Sakura needed right now! Nope, not a bit of it. That's why she was sitting very quietly, very still, with her hand over Lee's mouth while the two of them were on their knees on the floor in front of him and Neji was ... Just... Sighing at them without saying anything at all.

"You don't want to know," Sakura honestly said with an extremely nervous twitch in her eye. "Believe me! You don't want to know!"

"I believe it," Neji sighed. "But I still have to make sure that you're both in your right minds."

Oh, she could just die right here from shame! Being caught out like this, it was the worst! She had to try to explain what was going on -

<b><i>Yay! I wonder what Neji will look like as a bimbo? Hinata was hot, so maybe Neji...</i></b>

Crap! She couldn't say anything to him! To make matters worse, Lee didn't know anything about it either, so she couldn't tell him to keep quiet and explain how crucial it was without spreading this to Neji - Oh, this thing was truly insidious! It was the most dangerous and stupid threat she'd ever seen to Konoha's security! Think, Sakura, think!

<b><i>Thinking's boring. Let's have fun instead!</i></b>

"Guh! Get out of my head, you vap-" She stopped herself. Oh no, not again! Had she called that voice in her head a vapid, braindead, sex-mad, bimbo slut of a whore like she was about to, then that would've dragged Neji into this mess as well, and Lee was bad enough as it was, thank you very much!

"So you are being influenced by someone," Neji said. "Can you say who?" Sakura shook her head, one hand over her mouth and another over Lee's. "It doesn't appear to be a genjutsu - Huh? What's that...? I've never seen anything like that before -"

"Wait, don't!" Sakura yelled. "Stop! Don't use the Byakugan, or -"

<b><i>Awww, spoilsport! Poo!</i></b>

"Lee, don't say a word," Sakura harshly said. "Keep it zipped no matter what. If you say a word without my say so, you'll - I don't know, backflip through a hedge maze -"

<b><i>While wearing a tacky dress</i></b>

… Actually that kind of worked. "While wearing a tacky dress," she slowly said. Lee, doing something sensible for once, mimed zipping up his mouth. "Neji. I want you to have Lee quarantined pronto. Also, contact Tsunade and tell her I need help. Don't ask why, or..." She bit her lip. How much was she allowed to say before the effect spread? "Just... Make sure we aren't left alone, either of us."

Neji was still scowling down at the two of them solemnly, but at least had stopped with the Byakugan for the time being. A little longer, and he might have gotten himself infected too! What they needed under these conditions was to control the infected. Keep them away from other people, save control groups intended to not know what the hell was going on and stay out of the way so the right people could figure it out.

<b><i>Yay, that means we've gotta tell Tsunade about it! Ooh, she's already stacked and pretty, I wonder what she'd look like when she gets bimbo'd up? Teehee!</i></b>

"Oh, nuts, I didn't even think of that!" Sakura said, slapping the side of her head. "How the hell am I going to persuade Tsunade to take me seriously? The last thing we need is turning our Hokage into a bimbo, <b><i>not to mention the team we'd need to assemble to study the effect in the first place. Huh... Weird, where's that echo coming from?</i></b>

"I dunno," said the high-pitched, girlish voice inside her head. "But you're not nearly as smart as you think you are, teehee!"

No... No way... Was she thinking out loud? Agh! Stupid! Stupid! Because of that irritating inner voice constantly throwing annoying vapid dialogue at her, she'd unconsciously decided to drown it out by starting to think aloud! And there she was complaining at Lee to keep his mouth shut!

And worse yet, she was a passenger in her own body, which was obeying a definitively bimboesque attitude. To her utter horror the bimbo her leaned over and nibbled on bimbo Lee's ear and, to her greater horror, it felt really good. Oh, nooo! Not again! If she ever met the person responsible for this -

"You'll lick their pussy in thanks," the other Sakura tittered. "Lee, drumroll please! Work that tongue like a champ while we introduce you to the one, the only, the smoking-hot -"

And now, the moment of truth. What had befallen Neji? She didn't have to wait to find out. There was a girl right there playfully biting the end of her index finger while twirling around her front toe. Sakura drank it all in, and only partly because she really didn't have the slightest say in the matter.

Point one: Neji's long, dark brown hair had become a dazzling, flowing pink. Not yellow like Sakura was expecting, but a bright, warm pink. The kind of pink which was so fake-looking that anyone who saw it couldn't imagine the owner having an ounce of aggression. Neji's hair alone made it look like instead of being a branch member of the Hyuga clan, Neji instead belonged to a secret sect of the clan dedicated to sexual favors and nut-busting ninjutsu. There was still the headband around the forehead, the eyes were still milky white, but everything about his features had become, well, <i>her</i> features.

Travelling down the body lead directly to the breasts. Going further still, more breasts, and more, and more... Don't get her wrong, this transformed bimbo only had two of them, but they were big. Equal to bimbo Hinata's without question, like the genius intellects of Neji and Hinata were siphoned out of their hands and pulled right into their tits. The white kimono shirt wrapped around her chest didn't do all that much to conceal it, ultimately. It looked much more sheer than the one Neji usually wore, and was tight enough to act almost like a second skin. More to the point its shoulders were more like a mesh than actual fabric. Combine that with the bagginess of the sleeves, and it made her look... Immature. Playful.

Again for the sake of comparison Neji usually wore an apron over trousers, with the latter matching his shirt. The trousers had inexplicably vanished into the ether, but the apron had remained. The effect did rather draw attention to her legs. Her long, perfect bimbo legs. Legs which looked so thin that they barely had any muscle on them, but still were able to support her top-heavy figure, and could wrap around a lover with a strength like an angry gorilla.

Sakura hated to admit it, but she was gorgeous. Cute. Sexy. And very alluring.

"Oh, I like this," bimbo Neji breathily said. She flipped her hair, it played off the light and made her briefly seem like a goddess or an angel. Internally, Sakura gulped while her bimbo self took in the show. "Selfish, naughty Sakura! Trying to keep this to yourself! Ooh... That butt... I wanna play with that butt."

"Go ahead," bimbo Sakura said, turning around to point her posterior at the former Hyuga genius. "Spank me, I've been sooo bad!"


And they did. Both of them. Both Lee and Neji spanked her bimbo butt. <b><i>Damn this! Why does it always feel so gooood?!</i></b>

"I dunno, why are you little miss complains a lot?" the other Sakura moaned, rubbing herself down where the other two had spanked her. Lee's smack had been very strong, while Neji's was very precise. This created a very different, yet pleasant stinging sensation in both cheeks. "Come on, girlfriends, the library is, like, not my scene at all. Let's go clothes shopping."

"Yes!" bimbo Lee cheered. "And, like, if I can't find the cutest blouse, I will, um, suck a hundred dicks!" She tittered. "Silly me, I was gonna do that anyway!"

<b><i>But you're only ever bimbos when there's only other bimbos around, so you'll never be able to - Oh, what's the point?</b></i>

Indeed, what was the point? The second they went out into public, the three of them would be back to normal again. Then maybe they could try to do something to keep this contained before it spread any further? Although, that said, doing so seemed like it was going to get harder and harder as time went on...

"Ooh! Harder and harder! Yes! Oh... Don't tease me like that! Tee hee!"

1. The trio of bimbos head out into public, and try to discuss what the hell just happened.
2. Naruto and Hinata are put into quarantine.
3. The trio of bimbos try to deliberately spread the outbreak as far as possible.
4. Ino finds the paper that got Naruto and Hinata infected.
5. Something else