Story: Blonde Ami

Rei stared intensely at the figure of her friend, leaning over the bed in a suggestive pose. This rude behaviour, sneaking into her room to look at her porn comics that she didn’t actually remember owning until just now! Oh, but Usagi had it coming. She drew back her whip, ready to lash out with a playful piece of foreplay.

Then stopped when her extra senses caught up with her.

Yeah, that was one other thing about Rei worth noting: Her ability to sense the supernatural. While it was absolutely the case that Usagi was positively brimming with a supernatural aura - which had prompted Rei to mistake her for a malevolent presence when they’d first met - it was sort of like being left in a room with a lousy smell. Hang around long enough and you get used to it, but if a new odor arrives then you immediately notice.

And Usagi was reeking of a brand-new supernatural odor. It made sense. They’d encountered personality-altering spells before. However. The thing that was really worrying Rei was the simple fact that the supernatural “stench” didn’t smell like evil at all. She’d been around enough real evil magic by now to know the difference, and this sure as hell wasn’t evil.

Which made no sense at all. She could expect an evil entity to cast something like this for any number of reasons. But a good entity? That didn’t make any sense at all… No, this felt more neutral than either good or evil. Uncaring. Without intention behind it. Just… Randomness.

“Tell me everything you know about what happened,” Rei insisted, circling Usagi and shredding her clothes with the whip. Usagi whimpered a little, but it was clearly for show. Rei lashed out again, a little more of a harsher flick to her wrist. This wickedness had to be punished, otherwise it would never leave her friend!

“Ah! Alright!  I was just walking down the street when all of a sudden there were three of me. One of them was behaving like some goody-goody, save-the-day superhero, and the other was a bit of a crybaby.” Another yawn. Another stretch. Strange. That second one seemed less like an actual stretch, and more for Rei’s benefit. Almost as though she was trying to draw attention to her own body, for some reason. “Then… Hm… The crybaby tried to make us all go to Ami’s, but that sounded completely boring so I slipped away to call up Mamoru. I really wanted to find a Prince to sweep me off my feet!

“I didn’t expect to find a princess instead.”

Rei rolled her eyes in disgust and considered the actually useful information the… Usagi copy… had given her. Some sort of spell to copy Usagi? Splitting her into three different aspects of herself? The heroic part sounded like it was probably the part of her that wanted to be Sailor Moon and try to take it seriously, stripped away from the crybaby and the lazy girl that was boy crazy, who were given their own bodies in turn. And then - Ack! Her sash wasn’t supposed to be this short! And why was she holding a whip?! Had she been changed as well?

All of which meant that her course of action was clear. Rei had to call in the others, track down the other two, and then they could figure out what in blazes was going on. Maybe track down whoever was responsible and have the Sailor Scouts pay them a…

Sailor Scouts. There was a thought. These days none of them left home without their transformation pens. You never knew when you’d run into a youma attack, as literally anything could turn out to be an energy-draining trap. If Usagi had split into three people, what had happened to her -

“Moon Prism, Power Up!”

Oh. That particular upshot of energy felt extremely familiar. A sort of swelling, rising explosion of raw power without a trace of selfish intention within it. She turned around, too late to witness the transformation but just in time to behold the transformed figure before her. And all of a sudden Rei was more than a little afraid.

For one thing, the skirt had tiny little slits up both sides which seemed to move around in just the perfect way to show off Usagi’s thighs, and make sure that everyone around knew that the leotard she was wearing took a more thong-like approach regarding her butt. In addition, someone had added a boob window. It seemed crazy to her because their Sailor uniforms bordered on fetish fuel already, but it seemed almost as though someone had pushed it that little extra mile to remove any doubt behind the purpose of its design. Fetish. Fuel. Utterly ridiculous fetish fuel.

And you know something weird? Rei could feel her own fires being stoked. Her own heartbeat racing away, her hands clenching as though dearly regretting not being in direct contact with this wonderful creature in front of her. Her mouth was dry, her traitorous eyes found it almost impossible to maintain direct eye contact without wandering down that scandalous outfit once again… If Usagi herself had been wearing it, the effect would’ve been laughter rather than arousal. But the way this version of her carried herself…

“Your repressed sexual needs call out to me!” this twisted porn parody of Sailor Moon began, adopting poses that continued the impression rather effectively. One hand on a cocked hip, the other spread out to the side. Then leaning forward slightly, drawing her arms out in a complicated motion while wiggling her hips, then drawing those two arms into a pseudo-battle pose which, by sheer coincidence, caused them to press her breasts together. “I am the Sexy Sailor Soldier of the Moon! And I will seduce you!”

“… Not if I have anything to say about it,” Rei replied. This could go badly. This twisted version of Sailor Moon obviously had a more sexualised sort of ability, no doubt related to seduction. Therefore, if she was going to transform into Sailor Mars, she would absolutely have to at least try to keep her head clear at all times. Bring this Usagi copy back to her senses, then try to figure out who was responsible for this mess!

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“You’re next, Miss Aino!”

Finally! Oh, goodness. She’d been practically bouncing off the walls waiting for her turn. This was it. She was going to blow them away, and then she’d be a famous superstar in no time at all! Ah, she could see her bright future with stars in her eyes…

Except that what she didn’t know was that Ami had just made a certain wish regarding something perverted happening to her and Rei. So, yes. She was next. Just not for what she was expecting.

1. The auditions have a hypnotic effect on the participants, making them suggestible and aroused.
2. One of the other girls auditioning is secretly a youma. Her plan requires victory, and she’ll use a perverted means to take the other girls out of action.
3. The audition itself goes off without a hitch. The perverted action happens a little later.
4. Minako undergoes a radical body transformation due to the wish.
5. Something else