Merry Christmas: Blonde Ami

Here is the second of the gifts I've written up for you all. Now, you may notice that on the addventure there's an update that basically uses the same option I would have for this one, but it also kind of goes against what I've written here. Which means I'm not continuing from that one. Sorry! This is kind of why I made that weary sigh in the comments.

Anyway, like the other one this won this week so it gets another update later on in the week. Enjoy! And you'll get another two tomorrow.

A good leader knows how to rely on the abilities of specialists within their given field. Delegation is a skill that isn’t easy to learn, though it might seem that way on the surface. Which is why, though she really did not seem like it even a little bit, Usagi Tsukino was a much more effective leader than even her closest friends and family might have guessed.

Case in point: Something inexplicable had just happened. Rather than attempting to handle it herself, which would be impossible for anyone to manage, she realised her own limitations and turned her attention directly towards Ami. Which is why she was standing outside her friend’s apartment, buzzing to get inside to discuss it with her as quickly as possible. Sure, she was panicking and on the edge of tears right about then, but she was confident that Ami would be able to help her. Smartest girl in Japan. She honestly could not think of anyone in this world smarter -

“Hi, Usagi!”

Or prettier. See, that’s one of the other things about Usagi. Though ostensibly drawn to boys she did routinely find herself attracted to girls she met. Not necessarily in any kind of sexual manner per se, more in the same way a novice might appreciate a fine painting or well-composed music. She was acknowledging the fact that she was perceiving beauty, even if the terminology to describe why it was beautiful completely evaded her. Not quite so much for Ami in this instance. This was almost entirely sexual attraction, right from the word go.

Of course, the reader knows that both of the points about Usagi that have been mentioned so far have been influenced by the wishes Ami had made to this point. Regardless, from her perspective her reactions were perfectly valid and rational given the circumstances. Just like it was rational to allow the embodiment of sex to embrace her and kiss her on both cheeks.

“Love what you’ve done with your hair,” Usagi mumbled.

“I thought you would,” Ami said. “Look, we match! Come on, Makoto’s already here.”

And off she walked back inside, with Usagi following after her with a slack jaw and a wandering eye. She had no way of knowing that Ami was taking steps that were calculated to prompt this kind of response from her. That Ami was deliberately using her enhanced features and flashy clothes to annihilate Usagi’s thought process and instead replace it with a set of tracks leading to wherever Ami intended. An effect which was greatly enhanced by the fact that she was more into Ami than boys were, which in case you hadn’t realised was actually quite a significant amount.

“Let me guess,” interrupted a voice coming from a direction that meant Usagi would have to look away from Ami to see who it was. Besides, she could tell from the voice it was Makoto. “Something weird happened to you, too?”

“Huh?” Usagi mumbled. “Oh! Yes, that’s right! There I was minding my own business when all of a sudden out of nowhere Makoto you are <i>adorable</i> like this.”

The formerly tall tough girl with a heart of gold glowered at her just a little bit, but it was certainly true. That busty chest and shortened stature made it rather difficult to take her as anything other than an adorable cute girl with an incredible rack. Look at her, standing there like that in clothes that really didn’t fit her properly and looked like they’d just been thrown on a few seconds ago. With her normal body type, the look in her eyes could melt steel. With this altered form? Cuter than cute!

“Thank you, I noticed!” Makoto said, twitching slightly. “So, I shrink in height and it goes to my chest. Ami’s intelligence went into her sex appeal. What happened to you?”

“W-Well…” Usagi began, and suddenly felt a little nervous. Not because it was especially embarrassing. Especially when compared to theirs. But it did make her nervous because even if she wasn’t especially smart, it looked very much like they were being targeted by something. Of course, she figured the other two had already reached this conclusion. Suddenly her problem wasn’t as important as the others. You could call it another quality of an excellent leader. “All of a sudden two other mes showed up out of nowhere. Like, poof, on either side of me. Out of nowhere. We have to call Rei and Mina, quickly in case something weird happens to them!”

“Yeah,” Makoto said, tapping her feet impatiently. “Something perverted has probably happened to them, if I’m reading this pattern right.”

“Mmm, I wish that were true…” Ami said.

“Then there’s no time to lose!” Usagi declared, her change in attitude now complete. When it was just her problem? Crybaby all the way through. When her friends were in trouble? That’s when she toughened up. “We need to work this out pronto!”

“Oh, Usagi… It’s okay!” Ami cooed, resting her hands on Usagi’s shoulders and beginning to knead them in just the most perfect way imaginable, by god that was heavenly. “You’re getting all worked up. All that stress is a totally bad thing. It can have long-term psychosomatic effects that leave you with statistically higher rates of illness, a weaker immune system and worst of all can severely inhibit your sex drive. You wouldn’t want that, would you?”

“I… suppose?” Usagi trembled under Ami’s touch, but wasn’t especially willing to admit she hadn’t understood at least half of that, and was guessing for some of it at the very least. “B-But shouldn’t we do something about this mess? Something weird is going on and oooooh, that’s the spot right there.”

“She kind of has a point,” Makoto tersely observed. Usagi was pretty sure she wasn’t sensing frustration and jealousy from Makoto at all, because that wouldn’t make any sense. Unless she wanted to get a massage from Ami, and who wouldn’t when she was this talented with her fingers? “We should probably get this situation resolved before doing anything like this.”

“Oh, gosh! You’re both such stick in the muds!” Ami giggled. “I wish the two of you would get laid already, it would really take the edge off. Maybe experiment with each other a little? That way you could both relax. Plus it would be totally hot!”

Huh?! Her and Makoto? Have sex? Usagi blushed a little at that idea. It was one thing to look but quite another to touch… Then again, now that the thought had been put into her head, she could sort of see the signs of sexual frustration all throughout Makoto’s body language. Probably a side effect of being around Ami for too long, since she seemed to exude this strangely seductive aura. That being the case, didn’t it make sense for her to relieve a little of Makoto’s frustration while tending to her own? It would save time, when time was already of the essence. It would clear their heads. Keep them from making stupid mistakes. It was, ultimately, the rational choice to make.

That was why her clothes hit the ground, and Makoto’s followed suit. Without a word said by either of them, they embraced in the middle of the room and with Ami watching them quite intently wrestled one another to the floor. Whereupon Usagi learned two things. Makoto might not be fully used to her new body yet, but she was still way too clumsy to take the lead. Secondly, her brand new favourite pastime.

Of course, all of that seemed perfectly logical and rational to both Usagi and Makoto. Neither of them even guessed at the time that an external influence was making them scissor for Ami’s amusement. That realisation would come later, after they had done their absolute best to make the experience easily rank into the top ten moments of each other’s lives to that point.
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“This is so hot,” Ami said, fanning herself. “The rigorous erotic activities being enacted by these delightful nymphs is exciting the very atoms in the atmosphere around them. They are literally so sexy it is making the room hotter.”

In a sense Ami was greatly relieved that her friends were loosening up a little, because gosh they were soooo stressed out. It really couldn’t be good for them. Sex was exactly what the doctor ordered, and right now sex was what the patients were giving each other. Okay, so maybe she was a little bit miffed that she wasn’t getting to take part but she didn’t need it nearly as badly as those two obviously did. Maybe now Makoto would accept her new body, and Usagi…

“Sooo, what happened to the other Usagis?” she asked, gently stroking Usagi’s face as she made the cutest little noises. “I mean, they’re not here. Right? Where did they go?”

“Th-They ran off in different directions,” Usagi explained. “One of them was - Oh gosh, boy crazy while the other was completely obsessed with being a hero!”

“Hold it right there, temptress!”

Ami’s attention turned rather reluctantly away from the totally hot sight in front of her, and wound up absolutely not regretting what she was seeing now. It was one of Usagi’s doppelgangers, clad in a very tight white leotard and not an awful lot else. Standing in the doorway with her hands sternly on her hips and a sexy, smouldering, authoritative glare in her eyes.

“I thought that I sensed something wrong here!” the new, heroic Usagi declared. “Casting your seductive magic to distract them from their worries and reducing their needs to base and carnal expressions of affection… In the name of the Moon, I shall punish you!”

1. Ami sets about seducing “heroic” Usagi.
2. Meanwhile, Rei has something inexplicably erotic happen to her.
3. Minako’s photoshoot doesn’t quite go as she intends.
4. Mamoru encounters the slutty version of Usagi.
5. Something else