Story: Emperor Ataru

Ataru might not be able to fly, but he sure felt like he was walking on air. Oh sure, the ending of that experience was a touch explosive but who cares, the world could end right now, he'd had a super hot threesome with his girlfriend and an alien babe. All other earthly concerns were as nothing to him now. Why, he'd even walked right on by a babe in the cutest pair of shorts and only looked at her for a mere ten seconds!

In the meantime Shinobu was walking a little bit off to the side. On occasion, they'd bump shoulders and she'd react like she'd been given a massive electrical shock. Ah! But the fact that she was still walking next to him was a sign that it was a nice electrical shock, and so Ataru's grin spread up his face even wider still.

From Shinobu’s end part of her could not quite believe what she had just done. She had done something wild, insane, and perverted. And she had loved it and wanted to do it again. Soon. Hell, if they weren't out in public then she'd want to do it again right here and right now. Scratch that, right here and ten seconds ago.

From here then what? How did this lead to her leading a Perverted Empire? Did her ability to somehow see people’s own perversion lead to her basically <i>seducing</i> her way to Empress of the Multiverse? That was the dumbest thing she'd ever heard! And she'd been best friends with Ataru since they were little, so she knew dumb things when she heard them!

"Ah, how sweet the evening air is!" Ataru sighed blissfully. "Sweeter than the scent of a wet t-shirt contest!"

You see what she had to work with here? Goodness, how was he supposed to wind up as a multiversal Emperor, and perhaps more pressingly what was the most efficient way to get him on his back without his trousers on?

"Ah, we're at my place now," Ataru said. "Wanna come inside?"

Yes. She would love it if he came inside. Oh, he meant the house? Right! Haha! Of course he meant the house, why would she ever think otherwise?! Ahem! She strode right on into that house with her cheeks feeling like they may catch ablaze at any moment. This should be fine, right? His parents would be home, so it would be too risky for them to do anything. It was the perfect chance to talk. Tell him about the things she'd heard and try to work out what to do now.

"Mom and dad said they might not be back for a couple of hours," Ataru said.

Aha. Shinobu stepped inside and processed this information with due care. It didn't change anything. Not really. She'd been alone with Ataru plenty of times, and he knew well enough to behave himself. He'd almost certainly keep his hands to himself and give her the perfect chance to explain everything.

"We need to talk," Shinobu said while pushing Ataru to the floor of his room and straddling his waist. Both of them were still fully clothed, but given how her hands were wandering that wasn't going to stay the case in the near future. "I mean, we really need to talk."

She then finished unbuttoning his shirt, slipping it off his shoulders. Staring down at his slender yet also muscular torso, Shinobu couldn't help but scootch back so she could lean down and run her tongue from navel to collarbone. Tasted good.

"Sure thing," Ataru said, grinning lecherously. "Whatcha wanna talk about?"

"The other day, I met this really weird girl," Shinobu began, tugging her blouse over her head and tossing it to god only knows where. She'd find it later. Her bra slid down a moment later, and she grabbed hold of Ataru's head to pull it into her chest. Not that he was resisting in the slightest, mind. "She claimed that she came from a future where - Oooh!" His hands had slipped up her skirt to tug down her underwear. It seemed as though he was getting ready for the main event. "She claimed that you would become a multiveral Emperor of Perversion!"

We must take a moment dear reader to step back and realise how utterly ludicrous this sounded. Ataru Moroboshi? An Emperor of... Anything? Even he recognised how silly that sounded. He could barely organise a sock drawer, how was he supposed to lead entire universes? That's why his brain didn't even register for a moment, not even a nanosecond that she was being serious: Instead he went directly for another conclusion. Erotic roleplay.

"Emperor of Perversion?" Ataru asked while fondling Shinobu's breasts. "Sounds good to me. Shinobu Miyake, this is your first Imperial Decree from Emperor Ataru! Become my lover!"

For her part, Shinobu couldn't help herself. Maybe it was the effect of Ataru's voice singing songs of pleasure along her nervous system. Maybe it was the fact that his body was much fitter than she'd imagined. Or maybe it was the fact that she'd long since repressed her own perverted nature and it was finally relishing the chance to come out to play.

"Yes, your majesty!" Shinobu cried out as she lowered herself down onto his cock. Right away this experience felt different without Lum being here. On the one hand, she missed the Oni's presence. On the other, it meant Ataru's attention was completely and totally on her. "I am now your lover and hereby accept the role of Empress!"

'Hold on a second', a little voice at the back of her mind whispered. 'Sure, this feels fantastic but are you sure you want to encourage this Emperor thing?''

R-Right! She shouldn't let herself get distracted like this.”I-I’m serious!” she said, even as Ataru’s hands began to get down lower. “W-we got some weird thing from that exploding device t-too!” Right that part was in some ways more baffling. “I just, somehow, know people’s… ahh.. ... k-k-kinks!”

“So you know how to perfectly please me my Empress?” Ataru said, still playing this game, oblivious to Shinobu's attempt to be serious about this.

"Yeah, I think you like... basically everything but the really nasty stuff.” And thank god for that. They were <b>perverts</b> not monsters. "Uh... I think you'll like it if I did this?" she suggested, leading into a complicated move with her hips that used muscles she didn't even know she had.

At which point, Ataru's eyes rolled up in his head. “Oh yes I am your throne my Empress!” he cried out, hands groping at Shinobu in ways that made her squeal. No wait she needed to stop riding this amazing dick and talk to him about taking over the world! No! <b>Not</b> taking over the world!

====Ran====

Ran had a dream. It was a cute dream, always put an adorable smile on her face. It went a little something like this: Lum's boyfriend, the handsome and irresistable Rei coming to visit her in the dead of night.

"Hello, Rei!" she would say while holding a tray of cupcakes, freshly baked. Ran would smile innocently at him. "Can I help you with something?"

And then Rei would sweep into her home, take the tray out of her hands and put it aside. Then, with one hand at the small of her back he would dip her and say "I've been thinking about you all night, Ran."

"Ehhh?!" she would gasp. "B-But you're Lum's boyfriend!"

-

He would silence any protests with a kiss, which was only interrupted with the sound of Lum's voice.

"Rei! How dare you! With my oldest and dearest friend!" Lum would cry, and cry, and <i>cry bitch, cry!</i> It was the sweetest possible revenge. After years of torment, sociopathic cruelty the likes of which had been so far unheard of across the universe, Ran would finally have her revenge upon that tiresomely popular Oni!

It was for this very reason that she was at Rei's place right now, while Lum was busy dealing with some backwater planet called Earth. No doubt she'd trounce that planet's champion in their traditional game of tag, and then she'd come back crowing about it in her usual way. Floating through the air like she just don't care. But Ran would make her care this time!

"Here you go, Rei!" Ran tittered, popping a cupcake in his mouth.

"Ran!" Rei grinned as he ate it. Ohohoho! He smiled at her! How satisfying, how perfect, here lay serenity. Such a cozy little scene. Before long Rei would learn to prefer her meals and her baking over Lum's. It was inevitable. It was virtually a fact already. Ahaha! Was that an incoming call now? From Lum's number? Ran rubbed her hands together with glee: This kept getting better and -

"Rei, I'm breaking up with you."

The call ended so quickly that Lum probably didn't even notice that Ran was there. She stared at the monitor in disbelief. Had that actually just happened? Bringing up the call ID system showed her that yes, Lum had called and yes, the call lasted ten seconds. She hit the redial.

"Lum!" Rei called, and Ran pushed him away from the monitor so she could have a good yell at the Oni bitch!

"Hey, hey! What's the big idea?!" Ran yelled, baring her fangs. "Breaking up with Rei like that! Throwing him away like he's worthless trash! What the hell is up with you?!"

"Nice to see you too Ran," Lum flatly answered. "I would have thought you would be happy that I'm dumping Rei. Now you can move in on him."

"Not the point!" Ran yelled ."What brought this on all of a sudden?! I thought you were smitten with him!"

"Oh no, I've gotten bored of him lately," Lum yawned. "My darlings are much more exciting!"

Curiously, Lum made a strange sound in the middle of that which Ran didn't recognise. If she didn't know better, she'd swear it was almost sexual.

"More exciting than Rei?" Ran yelled while trying to stop him from eating the flowers she'd brought him to brighten up the room. "That's ridiculous, nobody's more exciting than - Did you say 'darlings' as in plural?"

"Oh yes! Ataru and his girlfriend Shinobu!" Lum sighed, and that time there was definitely something sexual to it. "They fucked me silly, I can hardly wait to get the paperwork sorted out so we can go another round."

Ran's mouth fell open. She had not more words to use. Since when did Lum become such a pervert? This was completely unlike the Oni girl that she knew! That is, unless she had been hiding this slutty side of her - No, that didn't fit. Ran had known her since they were both little, something like this didn't fit at all with her image of the girl!

"Have fun feeding Rei," Lum said. "Though he's more of a cute pet than a boyfriend, I'm sure you'll treat him well. Bye!"

"W-wait a minute!" Ran yelled, but too late. Lum had already disconnected the call. Did you ever get everything you ever wanted dropped right into your lap and still not feel anything from it? That's kind of where Ran was right now. How dare she. How dare Lum dump this magnificent specimen of manliness and - "Rei, please don't eat the flowers!" Ran calmly said. "Li'l Ran will make you lunch soon, okay?"

"Lunch!" Rei repeated, and she responded by patting him on the head and tickling him behind the ear. How ridiculous. A pet? Rei was nobody's pet! He was the ideal boyfriend and -

And she really wanted to rub it into Lum's face what exactly she was missing out on. Two can get paperwork prepared for the right to live on Earth.

Lum ends up unwittingly “recruiting” one of her other friends to her Darling’s future empire.

The next day, Shinobu tries to stop whatever leads to Ataru becoming Emperor, but sees signs of it everywhere she looks.

Back in the future: Ran is working on conquering a familiar looking universe.

Future Shinobu has to set up something to avoid a paradox

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