There really wasn't any escaping it. I had a harem. Of pretty girls. Not sure why I specified that since it's rather implied, but for some reason it seemed important to do so.
Regardless, it was the truth, as much as I would like to wake up in a minute and find out that everything had just been a dream. It was written in dark letters, hanging right in the sky above me when I checked the ‘harem’ menu of this ridiculous game.
There they were. You know how it is with RPGs menus, where you can see headshots of the characters? Well, here they were animated. And by animated I mean 'flirtatious'. All in their own ways. Blushing, fluttering their eyelashes, licking their lips. The impressive part was that the animation didn't even seem to be looping. They were just... flirting through the menu system. It was a bit distracting, I will admit, as they were all very pretty. Nonetheless, it was also quite eerie seeing them like this. Girls reduced to facts and figures. All of them apparently okay with the idea of being in my harem.
Oh well. At the very least I had better explain the situation to them all. So I selected an option: 'Harem meeting', as its description was 'summon all your girls for a chat'. Might as well fill them in on the situation.
That was the plan. What he didn't expect was that they would appear in some sort of arabian themed lobby, replete with a large mattress built into the floor, and for each of the girls in his harem to be dressed for the part while reclining on the mattress in poses that informed him they had little use for talking in their near future. This had to be something Haruhi had come up with, I just knew it!
"I'd say that little Kyon agrees with us," Kokoa remarked with an appreciative gaze towards my lower body.
... And I was completely naked, save for a thin layer of baby oil. I immediately moved to cover myself, which prompted some titters and moans from the girls. They sounded hungry. Like wild cats at the zoo.
"Meow!" Kokoa teased.
"Q-Quit reading my mind!" I demanded. Kokoa pouted at me in defiance. Tsk! The bat accessory in her hair twitched. Knowing conventions as I did, it was probably what was letting her know how to do that!
"But how am I supposed to keep a pervert like you content without knowing what you want?" she asked. Then, as if having a sudden realisation, pounded her hand into her fist. "Oh, silly me. You only want one thing, don't you?"
As if illustrating her point she reclined on the mattress with her legs spread wide open and her hands behind her head. It was hard to believe this was the same tsundere weirdo I'd encountered not long ago.
“Hey! I am playing nice because I don’t want you to pick up even more girls without me being around. So at least appreciate it.” Kokoa said, a scowl appearing on her face for the first time since I had met her. "Not fair. I wanted to watch the moment they broke and joined your harem..."
Ah. Yes. About that. I coughed. "About that," I said. "Since a few of you wound up joining all at once, maybe I should fill you in on what's going on around here."
"We're your harem," Kanae interrupted. "This is all just a harem building game."
"You're going to use us to seduce other girls into your harem," Chrome continued.
"And to make better use of our abilities, you will have to have sex with us in a variety of different ways." Added Amuro after a moment, while also curiously looking over her rather skimpy outfit.
"Worth it. Bargain. Best bargain going." Said Akira while pushing her bust together with both arms, clearly enjoying my distracted looks.
The only one who had remained silent was the youngest looking of all the girls. Minami her name was if I remembered right.
I stared at the girls in confusion, then slowly started to nod in understanding. "I see. The game has already brought you all up to speed already."
"Ah, not exactly. This weird red-haired girl that was in the same room as you before you went to the girl’s changing room gave us a primer.” I blinked, looking in confusion at Chrome who had spoken up again in answer. Wait, why did she know that I had been with a red-haired girl..
“Ahhhh... well I may have been following you a little..” She said, blushing a little and looking down, even as she clearly tried to strike a seductive pose. "Anyway, she was really informative."
"She also gave us a few pointers on how to seduce you!" Kanae said. I must admit her suggestive tone and body language was getting rather distracting.
"Wait, wait, wait! She informed all of you about this?" I asked. They all nodded in agreement. "And she gave you advice on how to seduce me?" Again, they nod. This time they even threw in a few giggles. "But she's the rival character! This is extremely suspicious!"
"Hohoho! You learn the truth only too late!"
It's important to note that most of what I was seeing was menus and still shots from a variety of different angles. Even so, I could <i>feel</i> spacial dimensions complaining about the nasty, nasty things being done to it. If it was possible for height, width or depth to have safe words they would have used them already. Out of that non-euclidean rift a red headed girl came into existence. At the same time, Kanae seemed to cum as well. Oh yes. She had that peculiar kink, didn't she?
"I, Kuuko, have outmaneuvered you once again for the first time!" Kuuko declared triumphantly, hands on hips and... some kind of bag slung over her shoulder. The image shifted, and she dumped it on the floor. That was... a lot of underwear. "Spoils of war," she explained. "Thanks to your own harem giving me assistance! Sweet Nyaruko, soon you shall be mine and mine alone!"
I twitched, just a little bit. Regardless of the sureallity of the entire situation, it was still rather bad to see this girl carrying a huge pile of liberated panties and bras. It suddenly occurred to me that before this event, I would have never thought something like this. I felt an headache coming.
“What.. how even?” I asked, genuinely wondering how one would manage to.. to do.. these were more than twenty panties for sure!
"Kukku... After my handy explanation and advice, your harem was only too kind to help me seduce an entire class of pretty girls," Kuuko taunted. "Now my harem is three times the size of yours. With this much of a headstart, I will surely win long before you know it has happened."
"No, I got that part! I mean... How did you even have the time to do all that? I had actually only brought them all into my harem thirty seconds before summoning this meeting!"
"I see no need to answer questions from my rival," Kuuko turned up her nose. "Nor will I tell you which class I seduced. You will wind up worrying so much about wasting your time seducing members of that class that you will waste your time! Ohohohoho!"
You know, he'd probably be less annoyed by that laughter if she put a little more emotion into it.
"Have fun," Kuuko waved goodbye. She snatched up all of the underwear in a single motion, putting it right back in her bag. "Bye bye. You will lose. Very soon."
Kuuko vanished in a cloud of pink smoke. Tsk! What kind of rival was Haruhi giving him?! This wasn’t even hard mode for a game, this was being dropped into Lunatic difficulty right after the tutorial. How was he supposed to beat someone with these sort of cheat powers?!
- War council time! They need a plan to recruit more girls and quickly!
- Turns out that pink smoke was an aphrodisiac.
- Kuuko meets up with her harem.
- Kuuko decides to seduce an SOS club member.
- Something else
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