Priorities. It was getting quite difficult for him to keep ahold of his priorities. Kaji blamed three things: The adrenaline rush from escaping danger, the overall effect that's causing this issue in the first place, and the fact that he knew every single inch of Misato's sexy body like the back of his own hand.
Misato's trod on his foot with great purpose. That purpose being, making sure there was some distance between the two of them. He could hardly blame her. Every time they got too close he would catch himself rubbing her shoulders, or holding onto her waist. Or find her pinching his butt or stroking his chest. It wasn't safe for either of them to walk in front of the other either. If Misato walked in front of Kaji, her feminine figure drew his eyes towards her as surely as gravity drew you back to earth. He could jump away all he liked, but he'd still come back down. And from the heated gaze he could feel on his own back, she was much the same way.
Any other day and he'd be internally fist pumping the air. Today? He had to have <i>priorities</i>.
"You feeling okay?" he asked.
"No," she tersely answered. "I'm so horny that I might try to fuck a pineapple by the end of this."
And god help him, he kind of wanted to see that.
They arrived at Doctor Akagi's office side by side. She seemed like the most rational person to approach about their encounter. If anyone knew anything about this - or at least knew how they could hope to study it - then it had to be her. Right?
Misato knocked on the door. "Ritsuko! Are you in there? We need to talk right now!"
No answer. Well, there was a problem. Since they were both side by side and being very, very careful not to even look at one another, both of them wound up reaching for the door handle at the same time. Their fingers intertwined as the handle lowered and the door gently fell open.
By the time it was, Misato's other hand was around the back of Kaji's head, while his was at the small of her back. The two of them had half spun around, pressing their bodies as closely together as they could hope to get with these clothes in the way. Her left leg had lifted up to hook around his waist, and the two of them were lip locked with the passion of a starving wild animal.
A wild animal was a more apt metaphor than Kaji realised at first. The urge to mate with her was nigh overwhelming. It was as though some primal part of his brain had woken up and taken hold of the wheel, overriding and ignoring his priorities. The damnable part of it all was that in a sense this is what he had been after for quite some time, and it's that much harder to resist a temptation when it's placed on a golden platter in front of you after you've worked so hard and so long to get it.
A pair of feminine hands gently pushed the two of them inside. "Come in, come in," Ritsuko said breathlessly. "Honestly, to think it would take something like this for the two of you to get together again."
"Senpai!" Maya whined. "Please, why do we have to have these two in here as well? Aren't I enough?"
Kaji regained just about enough sense of self and surroundings to turn his head to look at Maya. The cute and innocent obviously-gay-but-still-in-closet bridge worker and assistant to Doctor Akagi... Who was utterly naked from head to toe and, if anything, had an even more stellar figure than Misato all of a sudden.
"Woah!" Kaji yelped, pulling away from the searing kiss out of pure shock.
"Woah?!" Misato grunted. Oh dear. She sounded upset. "Kaji, you checking out other women was the reason I dumped- " he grabbed her chin and made her look at Maya. "Woah!"
There wasn't really any other way to put it. Mousy little Maya had a body like that under her uniform? It didn't quite fit Kaji's view of her as a petite, cute and helpless little thing. Like this she looked like a voluptuous man - or should that be womaneater? You needed at least two compass to draw a set of curves like that.
"Maya, what happened to you?" Misato asked in half disbelief, a quarter jealousy and a quarter poorly disguised lust. She looked at Kaji, suddenly seemed aware of how their bodies were positioned and sprung away as if hit by an electric shock.
Maya pouted indignantly. "Senpai was finally noticing me!"
"It seems to be a side effect of... whatever this is," Ritsuko said. Also naked. Her body wasn't quite as, aha, different as Maya's, but it was also far outside what Kaji would have imagined the scientist to look like without a stitch of clothing on. "Indulging in our lust seems to give us more stereotypically sexually appealing bodies."
"Stereotypically?" Kaji quirked an eyebrow.
"Different people like different body types," Ritsuko shrugged. "Some men like small breasts. Some people like overweight or even obese body types. It all depends on the individual's preference. Maya and I have both been developing larger mammaries, thinner waistlines and childbearing hips. Our muscles have tightened up, fat and blemishes on the skin vanish - You get the idea."
He got the idea, and it might keep him awake at night.
"So, the more we have sex the easier it is to <i>get</i> sex?" Misato asked in disbelief.
"That's not even getting into what's happening to my stamina," Maya interjected. "I feel like I could go for hours."
"The trouble is, this is a very limited subset," Ritsuko said, and Kaji wasn't much caring for the gleam in her eye. "If we're to understand this transformation properly, we need to perform a thorough analysis -"
"Nope!" Kaji interrupted. He slapped Misato's hand away from his thigh. "Not happening. I'm not going to let myself be your guinea pig."
"Besides which," Misato said, stopping to slap Kaji's hand away from her thigh. Blast, he hadn't even noticed himself doing that. "We came here to tell you what we found in the lower levels."
That got her attention. The gleam in Ritsuko's eye vanished, and was sharply replaced with a less perverse manner of scientific curiosity. Even Maya seemed a little less huffy. Good. They needed to settle their priorities on something other than - Kaji slapped Misato's hand away from his junk. Or more accurately, away from fiddling with his zipper. Then pulled his other hand away from the hemline of her skirt, which he'd been unconsciously playing with.
Goodness but this thing was insidious.
"Here's what happened," Kaji began. "I noticed something odd about the lower levels and went down to investigate..."
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It was a funny thing. Once upon a time the only person Maya would have wanted to see her naked body would have been the wonderful Doctor Akagi. She was a bit shy like that. But right now, it didn't really matter to her too much that Kaji and Misato could see her.
"There was this weird girl. She was wearing glasses, and - "
Maybe it was because she was watching the two of them more than she was listening. Maya felt no attraction to Kaji whatsoever, yet she was also keenly aware of the fact that he was a fine specimen of manliness. The disconnect was odd. As for Misato? Definitely attraction, but not to the same degree she was attracted to Doctor Akagi.
"- Gave chase while talking dirty to us -"
But what was really interesting to her was the way they kept on drifting closer to one another. Kept touching one another. At first they were making a strong concerted effort to stop it. Slapping each other's hands away when they got a little too grabby. Then over time, they were getting a little less focused on that. The touches linger longer. They make small steps towards one another.
"-Clearly knew what was going on -"
By now, Misato was sitting in Kaji's lap. The two of them were still fully clothed, but Maya somehow doubted that would last even five minutes. Ooh! The air between them was so full of sexual tension that it was enthralling to watch. Maya couldn't help herself any more than the two of them. The annoyance she had initially felt at their intrusion had faded into yet more lust.
"So you can understand why we came to see you right away," Misato said, leaning back as Kaji kissed the nape of her neck.
"Hrm, yes... This is all quite interesting," Ritsuko mumbled while scribbling on a notepad. In fact, it gives us an all new avenue of investigation! Maya, our experiments will have to wait. There's work to be done!"
"... Aww, phooie!" Maya sighed. There it was, the frustration and - Jealousy too while she was at it. Misato had twisted around in Kaji's lap so she could kiss him, and that had tipped the chair over. Now the two of them were lying on the floor tearing one another's clothes off and -
"Come along, Maya!" Ritsuko grabbed her arm and hauled her out of the room. Nooo! At least let her watch for a little while! She was really getting into them getting it on!
Although, little did anyone realise, that 'mysterious glasses wearing girl' that was apparently the root cause of all of this was soon going to be paying certain people a visit...
- She intercepts Ritsuko and Maya en route.
- She catches up with Misato and Kaji in Ritsuko's office.
- She visits the pilots and the Angel.
- She's wandering the city above.
- She's loose in the Geofront causing general mischief.
- Something else
#4, but she happens on Toji and Hikari while Hikari is attempting to seduce Toji, who appears to be strenuously missing the point of all her attempts so far.
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